America's Neighbor's Neighbor

im from guatemala visiting family in america

i fucking hate it so much

i had to visit the united states because our postal service is literally shut down because of a lack of fundings. we elected our version of john oliver as our president - hes literally a comedian, and a liberal one too

he promised to throw the past president and vice president away. the vice president roxana baldetti took bribes literally from jews to fix government regulations, and the president took benefits too. but they are free

the comedian president (morales) had his own version of stating the current year, it was "Ni corrupto, ni ladrón". once he took power, he threw dozens of parties for government and military officials, and now even most of the hospitals are shut down because of our equivalent of obamacare. now he wants to get into an argument with the british to annex belize - as if we need muslims on top of all our problems now

our attorney general, who was funded by hillary clinton (pic related) protected leftist guerillas who turned into criminal gangs that also bribed our government, and they turned us into the most violent country in the west hemisphere behind haiti

mexico hates us, they have severe border control on our border, more than what trump could do for your border, and we protested when mexico complained about your wall because mexico treats us like shit, but then complain about the proposed wall. and then you have the indios (natives) in totonicapan, they always dindu nuffin and the government believes them

why do your politicians never talk about us? your liberals destroyed our country. our liberals followed yours to ruin it further. republicans would do better if they talked about us, but most dont even know where we are. why is this?

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My ex was from Guatemala, bruh.

i also wanted to mention it, but couldnt because the field is too long. our comedian president now claims to be from the convergencia, our version of republicans. but he was always against the political positions of the patriotic party (otto perez's party), he just ran as a convergencia to be from the "opposite site"

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im visiting family here you stupid ass

You still have to go back. Them too

they live here legally, you idiot

and i am going back. im a tourist. why would i stay here? you voted republican but the public is still gay here. so many confusing things. i walked into a wal mart the other day. why do you americans have so much useless shit? egg holders? giant pencils? adult onesie pajamas? what is this

Sometimes you need somewhere to put your eggs when using your giant pencil that can't be lost to make a note you need a new onesie. Assimilate mother fucker.

>they live here legally

Everything south of Texas is Mexico, pendejo.

i dont live here, why assimilate?

have fun losing elections in the future. easy ammunition for your side. our country is the result of having leftists and your media control everything, and then it backfires so bad that you need to vote a john oliver into office to keep asking what is the current year over and over to distract the population from whats going on

Don't visit then. If it's so bad then don't even visit. Stay in your shit country

im visiting because of family

your people are fat, stupid, incompetent and ignorant. you appease to conformity so that you can pretend that nothing is wrong with your country. you praise politicians as individuals, despite that they, as a collective, are the antithesis of the small government politics that your founding fathers had wanted. you couldnt even stay true to your english roots, you dont even have an official language

your colleges openly teach your people to hate themselves. your cities defy their rulers by making "sanctuary cities". they ship immigrants back to central america, and they go back because they know that although they break the law, they are safe in california (WTF)

we cant openly slaughter the drug cartels like how the phillippines does because your politicians complain about human rights, although they fund terror groups, so the criminals we face go up there and nobody says anything

our little country is shit, but its natural for it to be like that. we have few things to be proud of. your country has a lot of things to be proud of, but you are taught to be ashamed of them, and reject them by your leftists

my country has an identity, although its shit. your country doesnt have an identity, not even a bad one

Not reading all that. Sorry

>blaming us for not making your country better
You're dumber than many of our people.
Thanks for the input paco. Now get the fuck out.

>im visiting because of family

Enjoy having a toilet for 3 days, Paco.

>We only suck because not enough gibs

What a proud race. Only held back by not getting enough free shit. Just like all other niggers.

Squatemalans fuck off

it must be hard living as an adult without the sufficient literacy to read a dozen sentences

your LIBERALS ruined our country, and they are ruining your country too, you stupid ass. your country has a lot of influence. the last time we tried to clean up house and exterminate communism in our country, your country tried to use the UN to put us down even though soviet-funded guerillas were a STONES THROW from your country, and these same guerillas got away thanks to a hillary clinton supporter

your "we dindu nuffin, it cant happen here" attitude is what makes your country not great, which is why "make america GREAT AGAIN" sold good. the "la la la im a fag i cant hear you" is why foreign lobbyists will always have an influence in your own REPRESENTATIVES minds (ex. the israel lobby)

point out where i said i wanted more things for us. otherwise, stuff a cock in your mouth and suck it drier than how the jews suck your federal reserve

>WE WUZ AZTECS!!!

nigger.

1. i never said that
2. aztecs are from mexico. we have mayans if that counts
3. if you want to see a real nigger, go to your mothers bedroom at night time. careful though, if you fight him, your attorney general will charge you with a hate crime and youll be sued for 6 gorillion

>he doesnt have egg holders
lmaoing @ your country

Well the US is pretty insular and then there are hardly any Guatemalans here. The only place I learned anything about Guatemala was in my Spanish classes.

More importantly leftist ideologies are completely impervious to any evidence that undermine them. Our leftists still champion evil people like Stalin and Mao so I don't think Guatemala's situation will influence much here.

we dont have eggs, or chickens

most of our farms are agricultural, some grow rice, some grow beans, some grow fruits. a big player in our civil war was the dole fruit company, i believe.

the thing is that our situation differs in the sense that your democratic party (liberals) directly fund ours. everything that your liberals have done here results in what the republicans are blamed for or what the consensus on liberals is here. our liberals are a "carbon copy" of you liberals, they ruined a country. i find it strange how republicans dont use us as an example as to why the democratic party should not rule the country

your liberals* my bad

>why do your politicians never talk about us?

Are you kidding? The migrant surge from Central America has popped on and off in the news since it spiked back in 2014.

"central america" is a blanket term. many of the illegal immigrants in your country are mexicans or salvadoreans. oddly, people in this country have few reasons to move to the united states. many do not like going through mexico, or are still reeling in the patriotism in the civil war we had.

i mean our country as a specific topic. what happens in our country is a result of social justice and liberalism taking power. they dont know what to do, so they use superficial issues to make things look good, while in the pockets of foreign influence and corporate lobbyists, like how your hillary clinton was in

when trump talked about mexico, i was wondering why he didnt say "we'll make our border like the mexican-guatemalan border" to get mexico to stop complaining or to make them look like hypocrites

you have to go back bro, I fucking hate all you mother fuckers along with southern mexicans passing through the border and making us look like shit stereotypes, brown dirty and midgets if you're light skin I welcome you

average schedule for a mexican

12:00 PM: wake up because you slept in because you are a lazy faggot
1:00 PM: complain about donald trump because his border policies are inhumane
1:30 PM: gun down central/south americans at your border
2:00 PM: go to work at the taco factory, only they dont make tacos, they make cheap cocaine
3:00 PM: lunch time; menu is random but it doesnt matter because you soak it in hot sauce to hide shit taste
3:30 PM: pray to the cuck muslim-foot-licking pope because "muh latino pope"
4:00 PM: back to work, ignore the beheaded bodies of co-workers
6:00 PM: paint yourself black to go home, because if you are light-skinned in mexico, they will rob and probably rape you
7:00 PM: watch soap operas about narcotraficantes
8:00 PM: watch news about narcotraficantes and the latest discovery of a mass grave
9:00 PM: try to go to sleep by turning on fan to drown out the screams of women and the sounds of gunfire outside
10:00 PM: surprise break-in by narcotraficantes because you forgot to pay extortion; get beheaded
10:30 PM: you ate enough beans and hot sauce to regenerate a new head, go to sleep and repeat the cycle

> ate enough beans and hot sauce to regenerate a new head

>giant run on sentence that ends in "if you're light skin I welcome you"
Hahhahhaha you're such a faggot

>tfw I know 2 Guatemalan sisters who voted Trump

This is our future.

Lmao, Amerifats are triggered because you are completely right

You have to go back

No one talks about you because you are one of many failed American science projects

what is a guaremala?

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and on top of that we are getting niggers lol fuck sureños

t. born in chiapas, lives in sonora

you are getting niggers? you ARE the niggers

>Chiapas
lol your opinions are worthless fucking nigger

>niggers fighting over who is the niggliest

worthless like anything mexican, right?

I bought this shitty game on Steam called making history: The Great War and I play as Guatemala because you can just blitz Central America with the only thing stopping me being the Panama Canal Zone.

So listen up right! Tell your president to go and annex all his neighbours to the east. And tell him I sent you.

This ^

he types the truth, stay mad burgers

Apparently Mexico even considers you guys as a shit hole. Probably a lost cause.

so if mexico is the niggliest, does that mean we win

Watch your back kangaroo, If you try to fight Panama with everything you got you might get stabbed in the back by Mexico. I'm sure they won't miss a chance to recleim central america

No don't worry I always switch to America, give Guatemala the panama territory and a few mons and let them ravage South America.

and we consider your land to be a liberal shit hole, a lost cause, a country formerly a shell of its past.

you know things are fucked when HILLARY CLINTON won the popular vote (although still lost). you imbeciles prefer having a foreign/corporate shill who threw your soldiers under the bus as a president, than having someone who said a few bad things as president

I guess so but Canada it's still the whitest tho...

>argument with the british to annex belize - as if we need muslims on top of all our problems now

Are there really muslims in Belize?

Chinknadia*****

>10:30 PM: you ate enough beans and hot sauce to regenerate a new head, go to sleep and repeat the cycle
is this true

Googled, only 3000 mudslimes in belize

Do you have violent drug trafficking gangs like Mexico where they cut of people's heads?

>why do your politicians never talk about us?

We don't care about you or your country, we just want you gone and we don't want you to come back.

Usually when i read these rage rants, they're full of bullshit like "lol stay fat ameridumbs, were takin ur white wimmiz our culture is superior" but this is actually pretty legit, kudos

You have to go back.
Fuck guatemalans and fuck you.
Most of the time when someone is talking shit about a mexican the person is actually a guatemalan.

I almost regretted reading that.
That ending.

hahaha if that's true why do guatemalans flee to the us then?

Fuck you.

>our postal service is literally shut down because of a lack of fundings
No, it's not. And even if it was, there's always DHL.

>we elected our version of john oliver as our president - hes literally a comedian, and a liberal one too
He might be a comedian, but he's no John Oliver. He was running from a party funded and run by military veterans.

And while I didn't vote for him in the first round (I voted for Gutierrez, though you're clearly a troll and most likely don't know who he is), but he was our only choice to go against a feminist, socialist, wife of a previous president, implicated in corruption of all kinds, cunt. I would vote for Jimmy over Sandra any day.

>Baldetti and Perez Molina (previous president and VP, both implicated in corruption and forced to quit a year ago) are free
No, they aren't.

They still haven't been judged, but they're in preventive jail since 2015.

>once he took power, he threw dozens of parties for government and military officials, and now even most of the hospitals are shut down because of our equivalent of obamacare
The hospitals are down due to the previous government's corruption, which left the country even more broke than usual, you retard.

And our national hospital thing is far from Obamacare - it's 100% free for emergencies, and I went a few weeks ago (daily migraines stemming from a cold) and was given treatment. I had to buy my own medicines, of course, but it's always been like that. That's how our national public hospital system works.

>now he wants to get into an argument with the british to annex belize - as if we need muslims on top of all our problems now
No, you retard.

The issue with Belize has nothing to do with annexing it. It has to do with their military killing a farmer kid when they were trying to expand their territory, and Jimmy sending our military to guard the border while bashing the Belize authorities for what they did.

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>they live here legally, you idiot

They still have to go back.

I'm half Guate OP. Sucks to hear, i hoped Morales was going to do decent. Is he really doing nothing good? At least is he better than the Lider party?

I fucking hate niggers

checked and keked

>our attorney general, who was funded by hillary clinton (pic related) protected leftist guerillas who turned into criminal gangs that also bribed our government, and they turned us into the most violent country in the west hemisphere behind haiti
I don't know about the attorney general, but she would be forced to protect the leftist guerrillas anyway. It stems from the peace agreements finished in '96, which yeah, are a bunch of marxist bullshit, but are out of the hands of the government. They have to stand by the treaties they signed. The only way to overturn them would be to have some sort of constitutional referendum (think Arzu's own referendum), and the country, specially the indios, is so brainwashed by gibemedats, there's no way the treaties would be overturned if there was a referendum tomorrow. Best we could do would be to educate the population on why said agreements are counterproductive, and then run a referendum, but that effort would take several presidents.

>mexico hates us, they have severe border control on our border, more than what trump could do for your border
Always been like that.

And why wouldn't they? Our country is full of salvadoran gangs and indios trying to go to the US through Mexico, committing several crimes in the way. I'd be weary of us too if I was in charge of Mexico's borders, just like I'm weary of salvadorans.

>and then you have the indios (natives) in totonicapan, they always dindu nuffin and the government believes them
I agree with you there, but the fact is, I actually know a cunt from Totonicapan that is into that shit (went to college together - I'm from Xela), and the thing is, they're being brainwashed by marxists. The issue is not the indios per se. It's the marxists.

You're obviously quite misinformed.

>Is he really doing nothing good?
Whenever he tries to do anything, the people (and by people I mean, marxist groups) rise against him.

For example, he got some asian country (iirc Taiwan) to donate free medicine for our public hospitals at the beginning of the year, and he only got bashed for that, because the medicine was a few months away from expiry.

Niggers like OP love to complain about him, but they don't realize we would be much worse if the other candidate, the UNE (socialist) candidate, Sandra Torres, the wife of the president we had two terms ago (Alvaro Colom), had won.

As an example of what kind of politician she is: When Colom's term was about to be over, she tried to run for president in the elections. But as she was first lady, she wasn't able to. So they decided to divorce, in order for her to be able to run. But the supreme court said she wouldn't be able to run even if she divorced Colom, so in the end they didn't divorce.

And apparently this is what OP wants as president instead of the current one, just because the current one is a comedian that in no way is a lefty - hell, this is him. Yes, in blackface:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ly4n8UZiMYU

>At least is he better than the Lider party?
Lider guy was stealing from the country. There's no way Morales is close to worse than him, unless they find him doing the same.

>Lider guy was stealing from the country. There's no way Morales is close to worse than him, unless they find him doing the same.
Wait, sorry, my mistake. Was mixing up Lider with Patriota (previous president's party).

Yeah, Jimmy is most definitely better than the Lider guy. Baldizon (the Lider guy) is renown for his retarded comments.

>adult onesie pajamas?
Dont talk shit, those fuckers are great. My girlfriend would walk around in them all weekend and if one of us ever felt amorous... zzziip.

>we dont have eggs, or chickens

>ads for the asociación nacional de avicultores running in all big radio stations, both national and municipal since I have memory
non-guatemalan confirmed

I myself mainly eat eggs every morning. A "desayuno típico" (guatemalan-style breakfast) in any restaurant tends to be a sunny-side up (or sometimes scrambled eggs), fried beans, fried platains, fresh cheese, maybe some sausages (or embutidos like chorizos/longanizas/etc), tortillas, oatmeal porridge, orange juice and coffee. I'm more of an egg sandwich and tea guy myself though, but the menu I just described is the common breakfast in most families, including mine with the exception of me because I'm a faggot, and all restaurants.
google.com/search?q=desayuno tipico guatemalteco

Hell, my own parents used to own a chicken farm when I was like, 1. Over 3 decades ago though.