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...America is beyond saving unless we nuke NYC

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I would have sex with my best friend if he asked me to

>he doesn't have bud sex with his buds

>Liberals continue to try and sexualise all male relationships
Getting real fucking annoying that I can't be good friends with a dude without people assuming we're gay fuck-buddies, famalam. Juden need to be stopped.

Flaggotry

I bet you don't even give your friends blowjobs as a joke

we already hug all the time
it's not gay if you're friends

2016
>gay bud sex
2017
>pic related

>new york will never go red because of nyc

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>Since this is a qualitative rather than a quantitative study, it’s important to recognize that the particular men recruited by Silva weren’t necessarily representative of, well, anything.

if you think this is real then then your a fucking idiot they are just trying to normalize homosexuality.

This never happened. This is fake news.

So it's bullshit? Wow, OP. Good job not being a massive faggot.

>ywn go camping with a good friend
>ywn have him jokingly pull out his big delicious cock and ask if you want a taste
>ywn fuck him under the beautiful night sky while licking his chest and biting his neck
>ywn have bud sex

fuck this gay earth

You sound a little nervous

>fucking racist sexist homophobic islamphobic transphobic rednecks!
>Hahahah look at those stupid rednecks! They have gay sex!

Steers and queers

It's a blatantly obvious attempt to further alienate men from one another.

>NYC
>rural
Drumpftard education strikes again

underrated

>Liberals try to convince the entire world that we go about having gay ass fuckings while supporting trump
>wonder why us "rural Americans" didn't vote for their dog

Is this satire? I cant tell what is and isn't satire anymore.

We need to discover those behind this brainwashing and slaughter them. The West is being brainwashed into degeneracy.

>he doesn't take time out of his busy day to enjoy a sloppy bro-job from his pal
hola reddito

Homosex is a sin, it is wasting time.
So are your videogames.
TIME FOR A PURGE

This cannot be fucking real. There's just no way. Please tell me this headline is satire.

even if a few rural degenerates are having "bud sex", we are better served training the nukes on the authors, who not only wrote this but RTd it ON CHRISTMAS

Hold on i donno if "Singal" is a jewish surname so let me just-

>Understanding the Alt-Right’s Jew Parentheses
>By Jesse Singal

>They’ll put multiple parentheses around Twitter-targets’ names to indicate that they’re Jewish. It’s never happened to me, but

EVERY FUCKING TIME

> jew york times

...

That's pretty hot desu

>It’s never happened to me, but
Well, now it does.

They're not wrong though. I've got fucked several times by "straight" rural guys

...

New York City is such fucking ass cancer

Most guys dont want a "girl" with a dick or a badly made vagina. It is reality, and you shouldnt try to force them to like you by shaming them.

It was probably bigger than theirs

thats not re zero u fucking ape thats a fire emblem character

I'm from rural upstate jew york and I don't know what the fuck they're on about. We'd kick their asses.

Dunno, I wouldn't mind having a straight cuddle buddy provided he's cute :^)

STOP

Even if i chop off my dick and fill my tits with silicone, im still a dude, and anyone who fucks me would still be fucking a dude...

I don't understand how these people think a glorified fucking boob job makes them a woman.

'Str8' boys are the easiest lays ever

>sixth grade
>wwf, vidya, diablo
>whips out dick
>have distance contests
>high school
>typical bros
>suck and swallow maybe two times
>fap
>university
>shower/fap/bro jobs
>get same but full on sex in rest of relationships
How can women even compete. We all have stories like this not just me. Don't matter if you're straight or not. That's life. And it's wonderful. The drinking. Naked beaches. The rippers. Somebody's got a horse cock and you're gon see it or compete with it in some fashion

I changed my mind

Nuke canada instead

It's not true, because it may be the doing of gay's intention

>things that literally never happened to 90% of guys. ur a faggot, don't try to drag everyone else into this.

Nukes don't exist
Whatever bud. Youre prolly 300 lbs and the face of a troll. I dont care. There are maybe 100 million videos that prove me right

>We all have stories like this not just me

Meh, if more gay men behaved like rural faggits, than I wouldn't have a problem with them. Theres too many flamboyant faggits.

>they never got to fool around with their high school buddies because they were too ugly and were socially rejected

lmao

Yeah yeah here we go fuck off. Find "end zone" and slap arse bls

What would be the point of that alienation?

>it's totally normal to butt fuck your friends, country boys. trust us

I have no idea what the fuck you just said, speak English you cock gobbler.

>he doesn't know the same wool pulled over his eyes by the vaginal jew

...

I dont care needledick

>jews made daddy touch me in my sleep, waaaah, waaah

lmao

America being based again.

gold

>needledick

Don't dickshame him. He's probably cut and sensitive (kek) about it, he's suffered enough :^)

>Be me, straight rural male.
>Best buddy is here with me.
>Do everything together, including masturbate.
>But they do that in bukkake porn, so no homo.
>One day, we start insulting the inner city fags, and pretend to be them ironically.
>I reach over and grab my buddy's beard, kissing him on the mouth.
>No homo.
>After our sensual kiss, I unzip Craig's pants and put my moist lips on his shaft.
>No homo.
>Craig's just laughing his ass off at the joke, and I just keep sucking on him, also laughing.
>After a while, my suction and the vibration from my laughter causes him to shoot his load, filling my stomach with his seed. I swallow.
>No homo.

Man, I love hanging out with my buddies.

...

FAKE NEWS?

>that body stance
youtube.com/watch?v=qIRmxBPHh_8

>live in rural NY all my life
>NYMag thinks it has an audience
kek

That is normal... if you're 11. And shortly after decide to never do that shit again. Gayness is a choice affected by supply and demand.

THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM

God I wish my school had wrestling

>rural white males are the problem, they're homophobic, racist, sexist, trump supporting bigots
>HAHAHA RURAL WHITE MALES ARE GAYYYY

liberals.

liberals.

infantilized, naive college students.

>supply and demand.

There's a LOT of supply in the United Gays of America :^)

He is not your friend, user. Stop being degenerate.

If you don't have sex with your male friends you are a bigot and probably a white supremacist Nazi as well.

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/transgender-girl-says-rejected-straight-6857022

It's real

I wish we had trough urinals to go with our wide open showers

Or just really, really ugly :^)

>guys think "oh if i like her does that mean i'm gay?"


lmao, they cannot be serious.

protip: it's not because people think it would be gay to like you

This is how liberals think

was an army guy, shredded, lots of army bros.
never saw, heard of, or was part of any gay shit.

sorry dudes you're not normal.

maybe its a US and german thing.

Who could it possibly be?

So much this.

>was an army guy, shredded, lots of army bros

N-noice...tell me more :^)

This and then they refuse to take niggers at Samatha Bee's children's public school.

You all know what you are naked and nobody will do it too openly there in battle. Watch more the shore leaves or some prisons. Or just regular houses with a bunch of drunk straighties. There is also the concept of a navy and of seamen. Nazis were started in a fag bar

What has a hook nose

Typical Cucknadian Behavior.

>twitter.com/NYMag/status/812924660853735424
"Silva sought to find out more about these men, so he recruited 19 from men-for-men casual-encounters boards on Craigslist and interviewed them, for about an hour and a half each, about their sexual habits, lives, and senses of identity."

>(((science)))

Haha. Those homophobes are faggots!

Liberal logic

kek at that irony

Tell me how vaginas make your dick bigger. Go ahead

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>nuke NYC
Please do.

"Ward (2015) examines dudesex, a type of male–male sex that white, masculine, straight men in urban or military contexts frame as a way to bond and build masculinity with other, similar “bros.”"
>dudesex
>bros
>(((academia)))

>he recruited 19 from men-for-men casual-encounters boards on Craigslist

And then they turn this into a story about "rural men having gay sex." How the fuck have these pieces of shit not been lined up against a wall and shot yet?

In France this is called "apero branle". Or. Drunken fapping. Apero means apertif

Yes, we all have stories of how fucking gay you are now..

>Jew York

Brojobs? Seriously?

Why is there a limp biscuit meme. Why is there even a term called circle jerking

>implying you wouldn't

I seriously didnt know Singal was a Jewish name until i googled it after posting

Well, i didn't know, but i *knew*

>Singal: I’m with you on most of that, because I think Jews have been able to carve out a level of success in the U.S. that certainly feels stable. But a lot of that security has to do with social norms. For the most part, you can’t get away with bashing Jews publicly, with explicit anti-Semitism, in polite society. Are you worried those norms have been shaken a little bit? How much attention should we be paying to the swastikas and other similar incidents?

She seems to be the premiere Judenresearcher on "four chan" culture

>To wit: If you, a channer, post a meme in which Homer and Lisa Simpson are concentration camp guards about to execute Jewish prisoners, and I respond by pointing out that that’s fucked up, I’m the chump for getting upset. Nothing really matters to the average channer, at least not online. Feeling like stuff matters, in fact, is one of the original sins of “normies,” the people who use the internet but don’t really understand what it’s for (chaos and lulz) the way channers do. Normies, unlike channers — or the identity channers like to embrace — have normal lives and jobs and girlfriends and so on. They’re the boring mainstream. Normies don’t get it, and that’s why they’re so easily upset all the time. Triggering normies is a fundamental good in the chanverse.

>And when channer and normie culture collide, normie culture indeed tends to spasm with offense. From the point of view of a normie, why would you post Holocaust imagery unless you actually hate Jews or want them to die? To which the channer responds internally, For the lulz. That is, for the sake of watching normies get outraged, and for recognition from their online buddies.