So lads you guys are knowing for being very pro-immigration

So lads you guys are knowing for being very pro-immigration.
Anyway where should I emigrate?

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Europe

Germany

Here

USA

You guys are extremely nice.

Saudi Arabia
Iraq
Iran
Turkey
Egypt
Libya
Kuwait

you have many choices, and luckily for you, all those choices have a culture and belief system just like yours, you'll fit in perfectly, and will be absolutely ecstatic living with people just like you

Hell.

it's less hot and the people smell better

Nah I was thinking Canada

Rude.

Well, welcome, have a nice time, be sure to integrate and assimilate, or you'll quickly learn the real meaning of the term "Hate Crime"

for all the cuckery of our government, the common Canadian people do not take kindly to outsiders, though we are forgiving for the people who are new to here

Convert to Catholicism, then come to Texas

The frontline. Go fight for Assad, pussy.

I don't mind you coming here as long as you do it legally and integrate
chimp out and you win a free pig blood enema before becoming a support pillar for someone's house

Your gov is redundant tbqh. They're so deep in cuckery they lost their perception to what's going on. But thanks lad :))

This. Blow the "Freedom Fighters" the fuck out and make Syria comfy again.

What about orthodox?

How is Christmas in Syria?

Very comfy. Check out this Somalian who emigrated to Syria to become Santa

>What about orthodox?
Close enough

take a trip down the scenic river styx

Sudan

Forgot pic

Pls they emigrate here

This.

I'm a cop in a local outskirt of Toronto, (90-95% WASP) and if I had a dollar for every bloodied pulp of an immigrant I've seen, I'd be a millionaire.

Take care of yourself. People are ruthless, especially because you're Syrian, everyone will assume "refugee"

And that always ends badly.

If you're not an immigrant abandoning his country that is currently participating in a war, then nobody will care about your immigration.

I mean you've gotta go with the rapist masses to get that 2000€ a month salary you know.

Definitely Sweden

WE

I have pale white skin and light straight hair and can speak fluent English. I'd blend in as a local, they won't know I'm Syrian. What do you think? Would it work?

>pale white skin

How dark do you tan?

>light straight hair

Check.

>fluent English

Even slang? Local dialects? How about your accent?

This. The Swedes love working to support the welfare costs of their beloved immigrants.

Isarel

The real question is: are you a rapist tho?
The fact that you have light straight hair or pale white skin is not as important as your actual face. People of different descent look different. For example, in a european country, you can definitely differentiate your white persian guy and your white aryan guy. People look different. Distinctly.

When people say "assimilate," I can't help but to picture the Borg.

Resistance is futile. You must assimilate, we will become one.

why youre not fighting in the war?

Sweden or Canada, they take migrants in the millions.

What do you mean how dark the tan is?

Also my accent is American

Not a rapist I swear

Sweden is full of niggers

To hell, preferably. Kill yourself please and spare us your presence

Very rude.

I recommend somalia.

accent American
>where should I migrate

Are u isis?

Merry Christmas stay safe Syria bro.

emigrate to the gas chamber faggot shitskin

Have you ever seen somebody get so triggered they blow up?

As is just inviting yourself somewhere and demanding food, money and a house

>Sup Forums scarring away our new found Syrian friend

No I want to work

Extremely rude.

Hmm. Skin colour checks out, plus the sweater looks white person-y enough. As long as you don't apply for any sore of gov't aid program and you make money like the rest of us, you'll be fine.

Also, learn to spell things the right way (colour, flavour, grey, mould, etc.)

Thanks lad

You can't, you have no skills, don't speak the language and we don't have enough work

RARE
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i put an arab in the ground without a sound

Is the internet connection shit? I've talked to one other guy from Syria on Sup Forums. He had some friends who were killed on their way into school. Also shit internet connection.

Is this you?

But please

Nope. The internet is shitty but that's not me.

> HOE HOE HOE
> SHIEEET
> YOU WUN SOME GIBSMEDATS
> YOU BEEN A GOOD BOI?
> YOU TURNIN YOU LIFE AROUN'??
> YO NEED MO TOYS FO DEM HOOD NIGGAS?

Bin A-fleck?

Thanks Pham. I was just shitposting to trigger Sup Forums but you've been nice

Are you one of Bashar Al Assads relatives? You seem exremely well off.

Syrians fleeing is the core problem. You and those othere rapefugees should have just joined the government army and fought against IS and the FSA. That whole war would have been finished before it even started in that way.

If everyone would have just fled Europe in WW2 it would have gone to shit too.

Germany. I hear they will give you ten thousand euros, a house and a white woman as soon as you cross the border.

>HOE HOE HOL' UP

KEK

>RARE
>A
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RARE
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How about non Syrian refugees?

Wow that's exactly what I want

Kek. Well you've succeeded.

For a frog i'm surprised he skips leg day.

>flag

Can you give me a handjob please? :^)

No?

Six feet under the ground.

Nice digits. Kek wills you two white women.

Do you like Assad?

...

He's my President and he'll make Syria great again with secularism and the killing of goatfuckers

It's only fair, I'm white

I believe you can make your way over to Aleppo.

What the fuck do you even do for a living? Pray?

Pray for what

Are you Islamic inshallah?

Then?

No I'm a secular person

Publicly?

We're a secular country lad.

>>Anyway where should I emigrate?
A graveyard or Africa you savage degenerate.

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RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE

Proxyfag

How do you feel about your inevitable conversion to Judaism?

No I am not

Do what you Muslims do best.

>Judaism

Post pictures outside your window then faggot

Also, Sunni or Shia.

>faggot
Man stop hurting muh feelings :^((((

Come to my house there is a shopping full of degenerates and i know how to make bombs.

Which is?