Brit/pol/ - Alice Edition

>Watch: Theresa May sends exclusive Christmas message to the Armed Forces
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/watch-theresa-may-sends-exclusive-christmas-message-armed-forces/

>Jeremy Corbyn addresses homelessness in Christmas message
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/jeremy-corbyn-addresses-homelessness-christmas-message/

>May: Britain must unite after EU vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38417101

>UK economic growth revised up to 0.6%
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38413787

>'Don't stand in our way!' Ukip leader Paul Nuttall calls for faster Brexit in 2017
express.co.uk/news/politics/747099/brexit-paul-nuttall-ukip-european-union-britain-exit

>CLOSE THE BORDERS: Europe’s migrant crisis puts UK at risk of Berlin-style terror attack
express.co.uk/news/politics/747054/Close-European-Union-borders-Schengen-Area-migrant-crisis-Berlin-terror-attack

>Archbishop of Vienna: Migrant Crisis Has Gone Too Far, Better to Help Asylum Seekers In Their Home Countries
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/24/archbishop-vienna-migrant-crisis-gone-beyond-ability-europe-cope/

>European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS While Waving White Flags
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/24/lefties-marching-aleppo-stop-war/

>Unsung MPs quietly making Britain better
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/24/after-jo-cox-the-unsung-mps-quietly-making-britain-better

>The wartime origins of Carols from King’s
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/wartime-origins-carols-kings/

>Corbyn highlights 'shocking rise' of homelessness in Christmas message
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-highlights-the-shocking-rise-of-homelessness-in-official-christmas-message-a7493841.html

Other urls found in this thread:

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/manga-and-anime-industries-to-be-exempt-from-japans-new-law-banning-images-of-child-abuse-9546990.html?amp?client=safari
unionleader.com/crime/alleged-child-molester-takes-witness-stand--in-dover-20160510
heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/convicted-paedophile-stephen-maxwell-murray-working-in-toy-shop/news-story/4e229f8f8bf234cb7de832e297c07df3
m.somersetlive.co.uk/paedophile-pensioner-jailed-after-downloading-thousands-of-indecent-images-of-children/story-30000731-detail/story.html
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12043294
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Good on em.

Is life all about finding the right girl and having babies?

Fuck British people

1st for smuggest saxonism

ALICE > KAREN

Don't be rude its Christmas.

What's all this then?

You have no right to post in this thread

>tfw no daughter

As usual, the answer to terrorism is less privacy.

Jo Cox charity single misses out on Christmas No 1 spot
>136th place

Life is just a dream you know? That's never ending.

the sun has been up for about 2 seconds ffs

I wish I was a

Really makes you commit thought crimes.

this is what isis wants

What do we have here then?

JOSEPH COCKS BTFO

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Oh wait, you're a frogposter, so you never had any rights in the first place

You will never escape.... Him

no
rise above the cycle

I was going to make a joke about the absolute state of Brazilians but then I realised I don't know where Brazil is.

>british education

Brazillians are pussies

>not knowing where the largest country in South America is

I'm not the idiot from earlier. Fuck him. He's a jealous prick because he knows he is irrelevant and always will be.

Neck yourself.

Why is the Queen not an Empress?

What's the difference?

Alice
Alice
Who the fuck is Alice

I wonder how Woesy is holding up after hosting the annual spergout for a few nights straight

Who the fuck are you to not know who the fuck alice is?

Alice a cute

Empires are made of various different countries.

George III chose not to become an Emperor.

Fucking hell this thread is really bringing out the tards.

Like Australia, Canada, Jamaica, UK, New Zealand?

Emperor/Empress of India was a thing desu.

But they have sovereignty now.

If you're the monarch of more than one country, isn't that an Emporer?

DIRECT LINK BETWEEN ANIME AND NONCING

>Tokyo’s government banned the sale or rent of comics and anime movies depicting younger characters engaging in “extreme” sexual acts. But the ban was resisted by Japan’s biggest publishers,
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/manga-and-anime-industries-to-be-exempt-from-japans-new-law-banning-images-of-child-abuse-9546990.html?amp?client=safari

>Shawn Plantamuro, 48, allegedly started touching the girl, whom he knew, when she was four years old. On direct examination, he denied sexual contact with the child and dismissed the graphic anime he watches for hours day
unionleader.com/crime/alleged-child-molester-takes-witness-stand--in-dover-20160510

>Stephen Maxwell Murray, who has three convictions for indecently assaulting teenage boys, operates Animasia, a Carlton store that sells models, comics, games and films based on Japanese anime — stylised Japanese cartoons popular with adolescents.
heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/convicted-paedophile-stephen-maxwell-murray-working-in-toy-shop/news-story/4e229f8f8bf234cb7de832e297c07df3


>Seven of the DVDs contained adult pornography, but three contained anime film depicting schoolgirls, said Mark Worsley, prosecuting.
m.somersetlive.co.uk/paedophile-pensioner-jailed-after-downloading-thousands-of-indecent-images-of-children/story-30000731-detail/story.html

ANINONCES SHOULD BE SHOT

HM is still the Queen of those countries.

Japan has sovereignty and an Emperor.

Alright Jimmy

cute

Didn't read any of it desu.

is da queen ded?

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India became independent prior to QE2 becoming queen though

I don't know, he's either enjoying it or feeling pic related

Ireland is dead tbqh.

Hi nonce have you had your Christmas dinner yet?

>2016
>the year that keeps on giving!

soon lad

AH'VE GOAT TO CATCH THUM ALL

BLOODY HELL

Sitting here being subjected to 'The great Christmas bakeoff' and it looks like 'Ali' is going to win.

FFS

>woodburning stove in my house
maximum comfy

maybe less CCTV and less brownskins would be the better idea

Is he quintessentially British?

My sister. Her and her fiancé are driving down for Boxing Day tomorrow. I've already set up the PS1 for a Tekken tournament.

Super stoked

>her fiancé

remember andrea leadsom?

tekken turns on y'sister?

from Yorkshire?

The thing is, you faggots will be pleased with your self declared "victory" for the disgusting fetish of cartoon paedophilla, you will feel accepted because you have come together with the other sick fucks of this board and united against the voice of decency.

But then in about 16-18 hours time you will have to turn off your computers and move your considerable weight down to the job centre. You will of course still be claiming you sickening victories via your mobile phones and then the half drunk chav sitting next to you in the dole office will spot your image folder as you're scrolling through your collection to find the most apt paedophillic cartoon to match the tone of your post.

You will hear him mutter to his equally drunk, probably high mate

"this sick fuck next to me is looking at cartoon porn"

You will realise then that even those who society deams the worst of us, junkie dole heads, have someone even they can look down on

the anime posters of Brit/pol/

Why are Georges so based?

>tfw we have Charles-bin-Ahmed and Balding Bill before based George VII

>t.sweetie man

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>St George

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Makes me sick this. They create the mentalists and let them come here, then get mad when Europe threatens to send them back. Then we'll be soft 'progressive' fuckwits and give in, and keep them here instead.

>cartoon paedophilla
I like big anime tiddies though.

Get off the internet Chubs, it's Christmas

MP Tracy Brabin, who replaced Mrs Cox in her Batley and Spen constituency, said: “Beggars belief… A new low for Farage.”

Chris Bryant, the Rhondda MP and former shadow Commons leader, said: “The sheer nastiness of Farage sometimes takes my breath away.”

Chesterfield MP Toby Perkins added: “When your entire career has been built on hate, not hope, it perhaps shouldn’t shock me, but Farage still sinks lower than I’d have believed.”

Jess Phillips, MP for Birmingham Yardley, wrote on Twitter: “I hope Farage never ever feels the pain we feel about Jo, because unlike him I am not a monster.”

#triggered
This was over the Farage/Cox/HopeNotHate (an extremist violent leftwing group) scuffle.

Answer my fucking question you cunt, have you had your Christmas dinner yet?

>Jess Phillips
>"not a monster"

He's a swarthy looking fellow of the Islamic persuasion.

*English mind
Learn the difference

I want nothing more than to conquer a mouthy slag of an English bird and pump her pulsing wet cunt full of my superior Scottish seed. The girl in the pic on the threadsplit for one

What did he bake? Curry? Kebab? Pakora?

I like the way they all pretend to be outraged as if any of them give a flying fuck about Jo or her perverted husband

#madman

a pakistani nu-male.
absolut haram

She was a labour MP

It was probably her dying wish to use her death for as much political gain as possible.

11/9/01-"good day to bury bad news"

bacon sandwich

just had my christmas dinner bloated as fuck

Currently lying down and dying next to my cat, went mental on the parsnips and I'll be regretting it in the morning

I'm hardly watching to be honest, just REEEEEEEing in the background whilst my mother steadily becomes more red pilled.

>normally cook for myself
>have huge, mountainous meals

>family dinner
>I get a normal sized portion
>it's like half of what I normally it

>red knees
Karen has been doing something naughty

Post pussy

Just daily remember: Karen in Novorossian mascot, not your.

wtf is a parsnips at a bussel sprout
i am the have normal meals big christmas dinner

>is not even partly Russian
The odds are against you Ivan.

Praying isn't naughty

Soz, he got up and fucked off a couple of minutes ago. I'm on this site - of course I'm a world-class pussy repeller.
Someone tell grandma to put the sherry down

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Give Karen to us bitches. Promise that Karen will to let into best place.
Russia loves Karen al well. Give hre us.

>Give Karen to us bitches.
Rude. Have to say no now.

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12043294
I can't help but feel there's absolutely no chance this would've happened if he was on one of the privatized railway networks instead of BR.

Like the lad was saying about the idea of public service dying in this country since the globalists took over

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee/
We loves Karen. All of my country love Karen.

The amount of nonces in this thread is unbelievable.

What kind of pathetic excuse for a man watches foreign cartoons about school girls?