>tfw you were born into a wealthy illuminati family and have demons following you around telling you answers to problems and stuff
pretty wicked desu
Tfw you were born into a wealthy illuminati family and have demons following you around telling you answers to problems...
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Roleplay thread?
no this is real thread
tho sometimes demons play tricks on me and make me have unnecessary surgeries but i never refuse them
>Norwegian
>Line of Solomon
Things that never happened for 1000 please Bob
Well that would be handy, I sometimes lose my keys, having demons tell me where they are would be useful. Speaking of which, do your demons know where my keys are at now?
check the pants next to your closet door
Well they were in the same room, close enough.
They be trolling you dude.
demons are like 90% helpful 10% troll tbqh
Hey, demon, you are a liar and pretender.
Good demons or die.
Out and be free, in God's name. Also check my 7
North Norway? I've heard about some bad shit from the samis involving spirits and stuff.
Schizophrenia thread?
How similar are they to Shinigami out of 10?
Schizophrenia thread!
Post your best Schizo OC, pasta and art
So basically the esoteric equivalent of /pol
the surgery thing is going a bit to far. They obviously don't respect you
not real surgery i mean like aesthetic plastic surgery
i had to drop 5k on porcelaine teeth and 2k on laser surgeries because demons told me to
somewhat like shinigamis except you can't see them unless you are in a deep state of meditation through various means
you can see them if you train enough though. though like the shapeshifters they are they are never the same
also i have 3 broken bones and i am sick, but i got A on all 4 exams
its like take pain with goods
works out in the end
That's not a seven.
Let KEK show you a 7.
...
Be me. Have angels guiding you in life and keeping you safe from evil.
> feels good man
Schizophrenia can be caused by a genetic predisposition to and/or brain damage resulting in an individual's inability to control the regions of the brain that are responsible for thought, primarily thoughts constructed using language.
Just think about this: the part of your brain that allows you to think, i.e. use your 'mind', is damaged in a way such that the brain is creating thoughts by itself without your desire to do so. Shit is crazy lads, but it's possible.
That's not really so bad. you must of not listened when they told you to brush your teeth and quit smoking
the thing is, nothing is wrong with my teeth
its just compulsive shit
Name of my cat. What is it.
Naw senpai, op is a super special person surrounded by supernatural assistants.
It's the only clear answer to his autism
Beautiful! Praise him! Kek is active today.
post pic of demons or it didn't happen
Felix
I just ordered 4000 .223 bullets online
will I be okay?
something about OP's post just broke my worldview and made me realize how possible / likely it is that OP's premise is completely real for some people & families. holy fuck demons are real
Today I learned rich people are fucking crazy
Don't encourage him lol
What is my profession?
you work in a shitty deadend job in a factory as a technician
Nope.
One more. What country am I traveling to next month?
Okay, trickster spirits and human. What my mothers name?
...
*what is
Rashida
and I thought Hanz was bad.
Your mothers name is Steve.
spain
lisa
Nope again. I'm technically going to 3 countries, and Spain isn't one of them.
Last one. I've been frequenting a certain general thread on Sup Forums for the last couple of months. Which one is it?
Nope, not even close
have your succubus post her feet
It's probably a bait thread, but there are people out there that just lose control of their mind like that. Poor anons :(
/lgbt/ /mlp/
i literally summoned 2 succubuses accidently at the same a month ago
That sounds like a great setup to a book. It sets up a great conflict about the nature of reality and how you relate to people who lack an aspect of reality that you interact with all the time and even rely on in regular situations.
I might turn your life into a short story OP.
Who interacts with you the most?
Try to resist them, and the numbers switch places.
>yes, I`m a Schizo too.
Kek > moloch
post succubus feet dood
>have your succubus post her dick
FTFY
Wrong AGAIN.
Three strikes. You're out. Nothing to see here folks, OP is just another schizophrenic.
>a succubus (male)
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
Are KEKists also Discordians? Or other way?
Schizo thread?
Kek > Jesus confirmed
we truly live in end times
>55 replies
>0 pics
fake and gay
>he doesn't know every succubus is a futa and every /x/phile is a closet fag
>futa
Oh god, I just googled that. What the fuck!
I thought gays didn't even like boobs.
It's called an incubus. Nothing new
KILL ALL SCHIZOS
UR INSANE OP
Checked and sauce
>tfw your brother sits you down in the living room and starts screaming at you about what God told him again
>won't let you get up
fuck you nigger
I had the same realisation when reading about this isgp-studies.com
>sauce
It's boku no pico episode 2.
Don't doubt a retarded savant EVER or I'll fucking kill the kek
I'm holding that cuck for ransom who's gonna pay?
Gtfo nigger, I used to do that back in the 5th grade
i really hope to all those poor bastards without family and friends to kill yourself tonight.
are you upset a group of migrants raped your village, you greaseball?
You mad.
Kek > Jewsus
true tbqh
>i had to drop 5k on porcelaine teeth and 2k on laser surgeries because demons told me to
>because demons told me to
I'm laughing pretty hard m8
okay you fucking dipshit
>succubus
>takes energy (is impregnated)
>incubus
>gives energy (impregnates)
they're fucking demons they can take whatever shape they fucking want and use whatever genitals they need ie. succubi can give the dick to futafags as long as they give them energy and incubi can take female form as long as they shove energy into you
spirits are not humans and vice versa, so they don't play by the same rules - they only adhere to feminine and masculine traits, forms and energies, not the actual physiological sex/gender limitations human have, I'm fucking dead tired of having to keep clarifying this point
TL;DR
>succubus (male) isn't entirely a meme if you're a faggot that wants to fuck other men