Tfw you were born into a wealthy illuminati family and have demons following you around telling you answers to problems...

>tfw you were born into a wealthy illuminati family and have demons following you around telling you answers to problems and stuff
pretty wicked desu

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Roleplay thread?

no this is real thread

tho sometimes demons play tricks on me and make me have unnecessary surgeries but i never refuse them

>Norwegian
>Line of Solomon

Things that never happened for 1000 please Bob

Well that would be handy, I sometimes lose my keys, having demons tell me where they are would be useful. Speaking of which, do your demons know where my keys are at now?

check the pants next to your closet door

Well they were in the same room, close enough.

They be trolling you dude.

demons are like 90% helpful 10% troll tbqh

Hey, demon, you are a liar and pretender.
Good demons or die.
Out and be free, in God's name. Also check my 7

North Norway? I've heard about some bad shit from the samis involving spirits and stuff.

Schizophrenia thread?

How similar are they to Shinigami out of 10?

Schizophrenia thread!
Post your best Schizo OC, pasta and art

So basically the esoteric equivalent of /pol
the surgery thing is going a bit to far. They obviously don't respect you

not real surgery i mean like aesthetic plastic surgery
i had to drop 5k on porcelaine teeth and 2k on laser surgeries because demons told me to

somewhat like shinigamis except you can't see them unless you are in a deep state of meditation through various means
you can see them if you train enough though. though like the shapeshifters they are they are never the same

also i have 3 broken bones and i am sick, but i got A on all 4 exams
its like take pain with goods

works out in the end

That's not a seven.

Let KEK show you a 7.

...

Be me. Have angels guiding you in life and keeping you safe from evil.
> feels good man

Schizophrenia can be caused by a genetic predisposition to and/or brain damage resulting in an individual's inability to control the regions of the brain that are responsible for thought, primarily thoughts constructed using language.

Just think about this: the part of your brain that allows you to think, i.e. use your 'mind', is damaged in a way such that the brain is creating thoughts by itself without your desire to do so. Shit is crazy lads, but it's possible.

That's not really so bad. you must of not listened when they told you to brush your teeth and quit smoking

the thing is, nothing is wrong with my teeth
its just compulsive shit

Name of my cat. What is it.

Naw senpai, op is a super special person surrounded by supernatural assistants.

It's the only clear answer to his autism

Beautiful! Praise him! Kek is active today.

post pic of demons or it didn't happen

Felix

I just ordered 4000 .223 bullets online
will I be okay?

something about OP's post just broke my worldview and made me realize how possible / likely it is that OP's premise is completely real for some people & families. holy fuck demons are real

Today I learned rich people are fucking crazy

Don't encourage him lol

What is my profession?

you work in a shitty deadend job in a factory as a technician

Nope.

One more. What country am I traveling to next month?

Okay, trickster spirits and human. What my mothers name?

...

*what is

Rashida

and I thought Hanz was bad.

Your mothers name is Steve.

spain
lisa

Nope again. I'm technically going to 3 countries, and Spain isn't one of them.

Last one. I've been frequenting a certain general thread on Sup Forums for the last couple of months. Which one is it?

Nope, not even close

have your succubus post her feet

It's probably a bait thread, but there are people out there that just lose control of their mind like that. Poor anons :(

/lgbt/ /mlp/

i literally summoned 2 succubuses accidently at the same a month ago

That sounds like a great setup to a book. It sets up a great conflict about the nature of reality and how you relate to people who lack an aspect of reality that you interact with all the time and even rely on in regular situations.

I might turn your life into a short story OP.

Who interacts with you the most?

Try to resist them, and the numbers switch places.
>yes, I`m a Schizo too.

Kek > moloch

post succubus feet dood

>have your succubus post her dick

FTFY

Wrong AGAIN.

Three strikes. You're out. Nothing to see here folks, OP is just another schizophrenic.

>a succubus (male)

SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR

Are KEKists also Discordians? Or other way?

Schizo thread?

Kek > Jesus confirmed

we truly live in end times

>55 replies
>0 pics

fake and gay

>he doesn't know every succubus is a futa and every /x/phile is a closet fag

>futa
Oh god, I just googled that. What the fuck!
I thought gays didn't even like boobs.

It's called an incubus. Nothing new

KILL ALL SCHIZOS

UR INSANE OP

Checked and sauce

>tfw your brother sits you down in the living room and starts screaming at you about what God told him again
>won't let you get up

fuck you nigger

I had the same realisation when reading about this isgp-studies.com/belgian-x-dossiers-of-the-dutroux-affair

>sauce
It's boku no pico episode 2.

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Don't doubt a retarded savant EVER or I'll fucking kill the kek

I'm holding that cuck for ransom who's gonna pay?

Gtfo nigger, I used to do that back in the 5th grade

i really hope to all those poor bastards without family and friends to kill yourself tonight.

are you upset a group of migrants raped your village, you greaseball?

You mad.

Kek > Jewsus

true tbqh

>i had to drop 5k on porcelaine teeth and 2k on laser surgeries because demons told me to
>because demons told me to
I'm laughing pretty hard m8

okay you fucking dipshit
>succubus
>takes energy (is impregnated)
>incubus
>gives energy (impregnates)

they're fucking demons they can take whatever shape they fucking want and use whatever genitals they need ie. succubi can give the dick to futafags as long as they give them energy and incubi can take female form as long as they shove energy into you

spirits are not humans and vice versa, so they don't play by the same rules - they only adhere to feminine and masculine traits, forms and energies, not the actual physiological sex/gender limitations human have, I'm fucking dead tired of having to keep clarifying this point

TL;DR
>succubus (male) isn't entirely a meme if you're a faggot that wants to fuck other men