So my family (wife and 4 children) all decided to do a 23 and me test to see our ancestry. The problem is one of our children (a daughter) didn't have any of my X chromosomes.
Should I call back and ask for a refund. I mean the results are obviously flawed. I can't believe I payed almost a $1000 for this.
>The problem is one of our children (a daughter) didn't have any of my X chromosomes.
It's time to start asking questions
Jacob Thompson
spoiler: that means she's not your daughter
science don't lie, user.
Jordan Ramirez
I instead of giving away my money like a good goy, I went and instead searched for free in ancestry and family tree the names of my ancestors and in the census you can see if they say white, black mixed etc. Sure it took a bit of time. But hey at least I still have my money.
Cooper Ramirez
I bet your daughter is black too.
Dominic Wood
Get a paternity test
Adrian Sanders
>The problem is one of our children (a daughter) didn't have any of my X chromosomes. KEKED U C K E D
John Stewart
>his ancestors have not been in the new world since its inception fuck off newfriend
Andrew Allen
My wife did not cheat. She is very conservative and religious. All our children were in-vitro. So I don't see how she could have cheated. Also these tests are known to sometimes to be mistaken.
Zachary Adams
this
Xavier Morales
Stupid gook moot forcing the words to change
Daniel Cooper
The doctor probably used his own sperm.
Asher Nelson
RARE A R E
Michael Watson
There are cases of doctors using their own sperm or clinics using the wrong sperm. Some dyke had a nigger baby and sued the clinic over it.
Dominic Hernandez
>muh wifes daughter
Ian Hall
Sure. I believe you. Seriously. Just a mistake. Just a coincidence. Maybe she is inpregnated by God, like Mary. Good luck Joseph.
Camden Sanchez
>Also these tests are known to sometimes to be mistaken. No they're accurate. Ur a literal cuck m8
Chase Cruz
How do you not see the joke. Reddit tier
Eli Mitchell
Governmental program to have dna profiles of the neets who go here.
Kevin Roberts
stop trolling user and post the results
Caleb Rodriguez
>in-vitro Time to do a paternity test and lawyer up. Sounds like the doctor used the wrong sperm.
Aaron Price
7/10 bait
Jack Carter
>All our children were in-vitro. So I don't see how she could have cheated. Then some progressive doctor put nigger sperm into your vitro
Samuel Gomez
i've suspected as much, but what bothers me is that nothing is stopping them from slightly "altering" the results, like adding 1% jew to some people's racial profile just to fuck with them etc.
Luke Allen
really poor quality bait threads today
must be because of christmas
all the real (((ones))) must b busy
Adam Brown
KEKED
Brandon Gutierrez
Also what you can do in this case - declare your cucked child as trans and have him/her neutered. This will solve the problem of someone else trying to sneak his genes into your bloodline
Adam Sullivan
No results just a bunch of (yous)
Fake
Brandon Garcia
That don't bother me. I don't understand this obsession with DNA. Who cares if your great great something was jewish or whatever?
Free trip to Israel, I'd be lying if I said I'm not trying to prove I have jews in the bloodline so I can get a free trip. I just realised how jewish that sounded, maybe I am one of ((((((them))))))
you drunk snow monkeys spent the money you leech off of us to have internet just to post shitty posts like that? really?
Jason Nelson
>Who cares if your great great something was jewish or whatever? it's just insecurity. I'm sure if some of the "stereotypical" white people here found out they have nigger blood they will either deny the results or get depressed/kill themselves Atleast paternity tests are somewhat useful youtube.com/watch?v=0li-wH3W5Yo
Jordan Clark
>my wife did not cheat >daughter didn't have any of my X chromosomes >all our children were in-vitro I think none of your wife's children have your chromosomes.
Jordan Hughes
>DNA / Genealogy test comes back >Child is not mine >What do?
Kill your wife, the child, and shoot up the invetro establishment. Be a god damned man.
Evan Fisher
that is genius. it wouldnt even be that hard to convince your wife the kid wanted to be a girl and then whatever psychologist you send her to would probably jump at the opportunity to give someone conversion therapy. Greatest idea i have heard all day
Aiden Howard
Wait you get a free trip to Israel if you're Jewish?
Ayden Rogers
Do you really think that thats how they would react? or would they just no care
Ryan Jenkins
>All our children were in-vitro Then take paternity test.
Sebastian Campbell
just speculating
Landon Stewart
Fuck you, you filthy jew
Noah Walker
lol the chicks always stand up and cover their eyes.
Jace Evans
>free >american taxpayer foots the bill
Id bet money on this
Aiden Miller
I don't drink and you sound sick in the head.
Sebastian Jenkins
What do you think lads?
Merry Christmas.
Kevin Gutierrez
>my daughter didn't have my x chromosome >What do they mean by this Semi-amusing bait Also 23and me isn't a paternity test lab , they only measure your countries of origin
Cooper Howard
Looked it up, it's a charity organisation called birthright Israel that takes young Jews to Israel if they've never been
My haplogroup is R1b-U106, you probably have the same one tbqh.
I'm also 2.9% Neanderthal.
Honestly lad it's not that bad, my kids will be like 72% Euro if I had kids with a white girl anyways, they'll pass.
Carson Green
>know your ancestry >know ancestry of your wife
>still test dna of your childrens on ancestry
no wonder that your wife cheated.
Nathan Jackson
>0.4% unassigned
AYYYYYYYY
Caleb Allen
A fallen piece of your hair is enough to sequence your DNA. r u serious
Michael Roberts
I do think they would react some way. Why else get your DNA checked if not for paternal testing?
Jason Davis
I hope you are trolling us with stupidity, bro.
Charles Long
Did you even try the other options?
1. Pick either your or the daughter's account. 2. "TOOLS" at top. 3. "DNA RELATIVES" submenu
She (or you, depending on the account) should be listed with 45-55% shared DNA, along with the other relatives you had tested.
If not there, upload the raw files to Gedmatch.com so you can rule out 23andMe just leaving the match off. You can do 1-to-1 compares there and visually see how much DNA you share.
Julian Ward
ayy lmao I've been found out.
Lincoln Clark
NEW FAG E W
FAG A G
Christian Martinez
finding out if you are have 100% pure bavarian phenotype. Checking for genetic disorders (some people even do this before they have kids) just for curiosity or wondering about your ancestry.
Josiah Roberts
link to vid?
James Jackson
What's the best way to check your ancestry for non-US people?
Ayden Wright
Photo
Gabriel Edwards
So, if she doesn't have any of your DNA, that means you can fuck it. Think about that.
Bring her up as you see fit, then use her as a live-in Fleshlite without worrying about spawning some webbed-fingered cyclops baby.
Your life would literally be a real-world Ay Papi comic.
Nicholas Ward
What do you think lad :^)
Sebastian Campbell
>0.4% unassigned You are an X men
Ian Garcia
google: DNA test country_name There are some russian companies that find precise ancestry, not this american meme shit like "yuropeen, sub-saharan, middle-eastern"
John Bennett
wew lad it's because I'm a mutt
David Cook
Here's another one no homo
Caleb Cooper
I was told the opposite that our companies do inaccurate testing. Hm.
Adrian Scott
Not as bad as I thought, I expected Elliot Rodgers 2.0. Would let my daughters date you
Noah Baker
You are a mutant. But we call ourselves Xmen come to Xaviar school and we will teach you to use your powers
Asher Reed
Bretty gud all around except 5'7'' mayme.
What magic powers do I get lad.
Hunter Anderson
RARE FLAG
Sebastian Cooper
They have more samples from eastern european and russian territories, so they will be more accurate for you.
Aiden Butler
i bet your sons don't have your wife Y chromosome either.
>23 skeedoo it's run by jews what do you actually expect they will tell White Christians about their Racial Heritage? what do you think they are going to do with the very biological essence of your personal identity, which you have freely given to them to do with as they please, from now until forever?
Thomas Reed
>owned by Jews >Believe in out of Africa "theory" so they automatically give everyone a % of African no matter what without any actual reason If you want real actual info that tells you the truth you have to go to a genetics laboratory and pay them a good chunk of change (never seen any under $2k) and they'll give you accurate percentages without the bullshit bias and will even give you the readings they themselves get and decipher so if you don't believe them you can get secondary opinions
Evan Barnes
not only that but the commercials have people denouncing their heritage in favor of the results they've received I had a faggot in a thread like this defend the testing and say that its impossible to fix this shit. If they can fix polls they can fucking fix DNA tests
Justin Anderson
Cuck jokes aside, I ordered a full sequencing including mitochondria and Yellow chromosome from Family tree DNA recently because I wanted to run the data through SNPedia as well as get the ethnicity thing. Now I find out that the raw data they provide you is only a tiny fraction of what they sequence so I just wasted $500 on a service I could've gotten for $100 elsewhere. Fug. What do? I'm thinking of getting a refund and then doing Genos instead since it's a full genome. Is there any way to use Genos' data on another service to check ethnicity? Is Genos any good? Is their sequencing gonna include mitochondria and proper Y chromosome data? Pls respond. This is really important to me.
Matthew Davis
*Y chromasome Fucking phone.
Andrew Stewart
You know you can take the raw data from 23andMe and upload it elsewhere, right?
Nicholas Taylor
Which test do they not give full results on? On the autosomal one, I can download a file with the results of the 700,000 locations they tested. For mitochondrial, the results are available too.
I only used an 67 point STR test on the y-DNA instead of their BIG-Y test or whatever they call it, so all I got back there were those 67 results.
Leo Edwards
Is that Poppy?
Brody Hernandez
>104400506
Did they fail to jew me? I'm pretty damn huhwhite.
SNPedia says they only give you 19000 Autosomes of data though. It let you download the whole thing?
Dominic Gomez
This is actually plausible. Shot like this happens all the time.
Juan Lopez
6/10 troll post
Lucas Long
>Nigger nose, brown skin and gook eye. What the fuck are you?
Christopher Price
On a positive note, you can now replace your wife with your "daughter"
Jose Reed
kek
Brandon Gomez
Filipino mutt detected
Jose Hernandez
Winning
Brody Brooks
It did for me. I'm looking at a 700000 line spreadsheet right now.
Go to download raw data and choose one of the "concatenated" files to download. This will include chromosomes 1-22 and also X. (If you want them separate for some reason -- like for upload to Gedmatch -- they're split apart above into autosomal and X).
I don't know whether build 36 or 37 is better as I don't know what SNPedia's basing their positions on.