>got my family amazing gifts >Machetes >22 ammo in bulk >Kindle >Nice bottles of wine >X files throw blanket >mad gift cards to their favorite bullshit >Mfw when all I have gotten are cheap gifts, chincy bullshit, beard oils and books
But fuck it's better to give than receive right anons
>But fuck it's better to give than receive right user
Correct. Don't whine about your presents like a little faggot who got the wrong colour iPhone.
Christian Murphy
I got a super comfy sky blue fleece w/ my family's brand embroidered on it. I'm really happy. Last year I didn't get anything b/c I suck at life.
I think it is better to give though. As long as they appreciate it and don't just throw it in a closet or something.
Next year they will remember and get you thoughtful stuff. These things tend to go in cycles.
Isaiah Bell
I got aftershave, a T520, and a chessboard with very nice pieces.
Brody Campbell
I got a bottle of colgne and some polo socks. >tfw hearing Christmas music and seeing people have a good time, when you're miserable beyond measure. At least I have Sup Forums .
Zachary Ramirez
>beard oils
>not a numale
Christopher Cox
>give my family thought-out books that each suit their personality and will be things they will enjoy, like good books, researched in detail >get shit they picked up because they had to get me something in return
I'm not mad, just a little sad.
Colton Price
i'm going to backtrace your IP and hack your computer and mail you some beard oils
beard oils en route AHAHAHAH KILL YOURSELF
James Brown
Do beard oils make your beard smooth and healthy? Or are they for nu-males who cannot grow beards?
Luis Wright
>beard oils
>no skinny jeans
>no lumberjack shirts
>no trucker hats
>beard oils
You should an hero yourself
Joshua Nelson
They make your beard look less like pubes because you don't know that you look like garbage and need to fucking shave
Lincoln Lee
He was gifted beard oils doesnt mean he uses them
Cameron Watson
Parents got me a stereo phonograph and a jacket so I got pretty nice gifts. Felt great to give my old man a cubs hat that said world series champion on it too.
Justin Martin
In other words, they make you look less like an alpha male and more like a faggot
Thomas Davis
Spending more than $100 on a gift for anybody other than your parents or wife is buying into the Christmas Jew.
Nicholas Cruz
I bet they're thinking
>This will look great on my night stand for the next ten years
Cameron Wright
>buying shit for people
Cucked by the Jews, as usual. Good goy!
Levi Edwards
I bought PC chairs for my middle brother and sister. I bought my dad a bottle of whiskey (£90). I bought my mum a bag of peas for when my dad drinks the whiskey. I've got my elder sister money for her wedding photography. I've got my youngest siblings nothing, because they won't appreciate it at their age. I got my grandmother flowers. And I got a pillow, a load of Turkish Delights, a checked shirt, some chocolate selections (I really don't need these) and a shaving set.
Blake Brooks
Thought out books and books just obviously grabbed because they dont care are two different things
Robert Nguyen
>not giving to others Found the jew
Noah Flores
>get my wife sweet high end shower head that she wanted, new nightstands for the bedroom, new kitchenaid waffle/panini/grill cooking device that she just had to have >she gets me a couple t-shirts and toothbrush >mfw
Jackson Jenkins
>Bag of peas Like to hold against her spousal abuse wounds?
Levi Hughes
I didn't get anything.
Luke Bell
>paid for my sisters new headlights and oil change 2 weeks ago >my parents got me a new laptop due to my job becoming increasingly mobile last month >sister and I got an expensive safe for our brother since he moved to Prince George's County >both myself and my siblings paid to replace the pipes of my parents and the construction of an outdoor deck in September >on Christmas we all gave each other clothes, candles, beauty items and other cheap nick knacks >still entirely happy
It's almost as if Christmas isn't about the giving and recieving, but the coming together of people you ignorant piece of shit. It's a day for family gatherings.
Ryan Bailey
>beard oil
Kill yourself this instant.
Aaron Cooper
>didn't give anyone anything for Christmas >got a water bottle and a pound of knockoff oreos Oh well.
Caleb Hughes
>Military boots >Smartphone It was a pretty good Christmas, wished for both and got what I wanted.
Logan Reed
I got some Birkenstock Shoes and a microfiber towel. I spent around 500€ in gifts for 4 people and they all put in Money to get me those 2.
Blake Thomas
Not gonna lie, Birkenstocks are the real deal.
Jackson Richardson
All i got was a cup. Grow up fags.
Tyler Hall
Got a really nice large mug from my wife. Monday morning, here I come.
Grayson Martin
For dry skin.
Ethan Butler
I didnt get anything but not mad its about being with family.
Matthew Nguyen
>Aftershave Thats a message user
Joshua Wood
Got a drumset, new tablet, and Xbox One S
Feelsgoodman
Noah Myers
Not really related to complaining about what we got, but I miss the days where I actually really wanted that one gift.
Now a days I don't give anyone a list or tell them what I want because I don't really have any sort of gift to get excited about anymore. There's nothing like getting a new console, snowboard or whatever on Christmas morning.
Austin Lee
got a sweet new iPad from my parents that I'm currently using to browse Sup Forums.
Jose Martinez
Got my tertiary education for the next 3 years paid
Nicholas Ramirez
Nice gifts Trivial Pursuit old school genus 1 edition Fancy hand knit Irish sweater Season 4 of my 600 lb life $20 Copy of Trump man of the year issue Fishing guide Booze
Shit gifts: Febreeze air fresheners for automobile A keychain
Jack Morgan
I'm saying nothing. It's hard to disguise the marks of leather on bare flesh.
Jeremiah Price
>drummer
Should have gotten you a few feet of rope desu
Wyatt Watson
Does the showerhead have a massage function?
You're about to get cucked.
Jason Thomas
>PG county
Sorry your brother got double teamed to death by nignogs and MD State Income Tax, user.
Benjamin Morgan
At least you got something, I literally got nothing. For 3 years in a row, this time we couldn't even afford to put up the damn tree.
Jose Hughes
I got underwear, a water bottle, socks, and two games I bought for myself.
My mom married a Jew with three jewish sons one of which recently married a sheboon. So I'm sitting in the den by myself drinking a coffee, reading a book about jews, and shitposting about niggers. Stop complaining, faggot, someone always has it worse.
Jack Flores
Socks
Every Fucking Christmas
Isaiah Brooks
Who gets families machetes and cheap ass 22? Do you live in WV or some shit nigga
Gavin White
Here you go, user. Merry Christmas.
Parker Morales
Damn dude...that sucks man...
Hudson Price
>beard oils
LMAO AT YOUR LIFE
>beard oils
HOLY FUCK TOPKEK
Xavier Brooks
>we couldn't even afford to put up the damn tree.
shoulda put up a catctus
actually a cactus with lights and bulbs would be more culturally fitting in your shitholee than a tree
Juan Gomez
Did you get to spend it with family at least?
Got to see my family up on my grandfather's farm, it's the first time I've been up there since he died.
Levi Scott
>I literally got nothing n-not even a hug?
Connor Murphy
>already buy all the electronics and vydia I want >Hardest person to buy for in the family >$50 gas station card.
It don't matta, its still pretty good.
Elijah Campbell
At least next year you know you're getting a wall.
Zachary Lee
>stopped asking for video game shit years ago because people would treat you like a failure for asking for it >let parents buy clothes every year >some nice hoodies to replace the ratty old one I wear >duck boots >other clothes I probably won't wear, a couple gift cards for Amazon >make sure parents include receipts for clothes on the basis of "if it doesn't fit" >parents get to feel good, tell me how mature I look in new clothes >get some good clothes >return the clothes I wouldn't wear and use the cash to pay bills or buy shit I do want >wear the clothes I kept when I visit so they feel good zero tantrums or drama, everyone wins. Wearing my new hoodie now, shit is so cash. Buy vidya with your own money, get the essentials for Christmas.
Gabriel Parker
Mom wrapped me an old, wet umbrella.
Jordan Perez
Do Americans really consider it normal to give each other weapons and ammunition as presents?
Evan Hill
>caring what people get you on Christmas Sounds pretty entitled, desu
Dominic Miller
Got 2 bottles of Scotch and I'm halfway through the first already.
Kevin Peterson
You should know all about it
Dominic Howard
I bought my dad a bore laser sighter and some .30-30 ammo for Christmas.
Connor Kelly
I got my dad some #00 buck for his birthday, so yeah
Eli Campbell
>Prince George county
I am sorry user
Ayden Davis
I got my family some cool shit as well. >Mom got one of those vacuuming robots. >Dad got an SKS. >got my libtard brother a gift card to the local weed dispensery (I live in Colorado) >got my other brother a sword from 1890 (he collects swords) >got my nephew a chricket .22 and swordbro got nephew .22 ammo
Everyone knows I am coin collecter so they got me pic related. All in all a great family time.
Hudson Price
>family brand >American Yeah, it checks out
David Allen
I probably got the worst gift here.
>22 years old, live on my own >went out to lunch with my mother last month >I ended up going on a rant about third worlders invading Canada when my mother she said she was donating to help Syrian families, telling her not to fund those barbarian going to hell and rather help our homeless here >mother is a rich liberal who lives on a huge acreage and never has to deal with these people, wants to feel virtuous >my Christmas gift from her and my dad is 5 pre-booked therapy sessions >the therapists name is Muhammad >they paid $100/session
I'm not making this shit up.
Isaac Watson
Noice
Jaxon Bell
Fuck yea, problem, pizzanigger?
Aiden Williams
This. Christmas is about giving, not receiving.
Dylan Cook
topkek
Thomas Bell
kek therapy sessions for what
Benjamin Evans
Bought my old man play off tickets front row Mom expensive jacket expensive wine and some shit
Got socks and underwear and toothpaste in return
Whatever
Matthew Brooks
You poor kid. Keep the Faith. Don't let their liberalism destroy you. Merry Christmas!
Tyler Jones
that's your own damn fault for showing your power level
Oliver Barnes
One of my biggest regrets in life is selling a gold coin I had from 1930's Germany, celebrating Adolf Hitler becoming chancellor.
Brayden Price
This. I felt much better giving my dad and brother my tiny gifts than all the stuff I got.
Xavier Davis
>Beard oils Even OPs family knows what a massive faggot he is
Cameron Peterson
Holy shit dude, I fucking hate leafs but I'm sorry. Bring some pork rinds to snack on when you go.
John Robinson
>toothpaste kek what the fuck
Colton White
I got a watch, jeans, and money best Christmas presents in years to be honest
Liam Adams
trump will give you guys a wall so you feel left out
Dylan Davis
Jesus Christ, leaf....just.....I can't.....I don't even.
Ayden Barnes
>LIFX light for my brother >expensive clothes for mom and dad >LUSH cosmetics for cousins >other cousin ate my cannabis cookies >didn't realize we were not buying gifts for each other
This is what my present looked like. This and underwear.
Merry Christmas, anons
Justin Phillips
A book by Justin Trudeau called Common Ground.
Dominic Lopez
Why the fuck would you buy them machetes?
Henry Murphy
what's wrong with beard oils?
Samuel Nelson
>SCREAM BLOODY GORE
Xavier Cox
Gifted:
Dad: shaving brush, Made in Germany Mum: French press, Made in Germany Brother 1: Thrunite TIP Brother 2: Victorinox Alox knife Sister: Xiaomi powerbank
Got from them:
Dad: nothing Mum: 50€ Brother 1: pocket manual of a British Spitfire (he works in the UK) Brother 2: nothing Sister: expensive French shampoo
Dominic Green
>$50 in cash >$25 Visa prepaid card >$5 from a $1 lottery ticket (I was the only winner in my family) >20 rounds of 7.62x54r >Cologne/bodywash combo >Emergency car kit >A shirt
Honestly I've reached the age where Christmas presents aren't that big of a deal anymore. I'm going to use most of that money to buy more ammo though. That shit is gonna get expensive in my state next year.
Ethan Carter
I got a 1937 book with pictures of the most impactful historical habbenings in Germany from my dad. Cover has a huge imperial eagle on it.
Bretty based
Brayden Brooks
Got a bath rug and a bit disappointed in that. But oh well.
Camden Wood
You gotta go and then claim you've had a change of heart if you don't want to be written out of the will.