Shit gifts thread

>got my family amazing gifts
>Machetes
>22 ammo in bulk
>Kindle
>Nice bottles of wine
>X files throw blanket
>mad gift cards to their favorite bullshit
>Mfw when all I have gotten are cheap gifts, chincy bullshit, beard oils and books

But fuck it's better to give than receive right anons

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More fool you

>beard oils
hahahahahahaha kill yourself

neat blog m8 can't w8 to read more.

ungrateful faggot

>But fuck it's better to give than receive right user

Correct. Don't whine about your presents like a little faggot who got the wrong colour iPhone.

I got a super comfy sky blue fleece w/ my family's brand embroidered on it. I'm really happy. Last year I didn't get anything b/c I suck at life.

I think it is better to give though. As long as they appreciate it and don't just throw it in a closet or something.

Next year they will remember and get you thoughtful stuff. These things tend to go in cycles.

I got aftershave, a T520, and a chessboard with very nice pieces.

I got a bottle of colgne and some polo socks.
>tfw hearing Christmas music and seeing people have a good time, when you're miserable beyond measure.
At least I have Sup Forums .

>beard oils

>not a numale

>give my family thought-out books that each suit their personality and will be things they will enjoy, like good books, researched in detail
>get shit they picked up because they had to get me something in return

I'm not mad, just a little sad.

i'm going to backtrace your IP and hack your computer and mail you some beard oils

beard oils en route AHAHAHAH KILL YOURSELF

Do beard oils make your beard smooth and healthy? Or are they for nu-males who cannot grow beards?

>beard oils

>no skinny jeans

>no lumberjack shirts

>no trucker hats

>beard oils

You should an hero yourself

They make your beard look less like pubes because you don't know that you look like garbage and need to fucking shave

He was gifted beard oils doesnt mean he uses them

Parents got me a stereo phonograph and a jacket so I got pretty nice gifts. Felt great to give my old man a cubs hat that said world series champion on it too.

In other words, they make you look less like an alpha male and more like a faggot

Spending more than $100 on a
gift for anybody other than your parents or wife is buying into the Christmas Jew.

I bet they're thinking

>This will look great on my night stand for the next ten years

>buying shit for people

Cucked by the Jews, as usual. Good goy!

I bought PC chairs for my middle brother and sister. I bought my dad a bottle of whiskey (£90). I bought my mum a bag of peas for when my dad drinks the whiskey. I've got my elder sister money for her wedding photography. I've got my youngest siblings nothing, because they won't appreciate it at their age. I got my grandmother flowers. And I got a pillow, a load of Turkish Delights, a checked shirt, some chocolate selections (I really don't need these) and a shaving set.

Thought out books and books just obviously grabbed because they dont care are two different things

>not giving to others
Found the jew

>get my wife sweet high end shower head that she wanted, new nightstands for the bedroom, new kitchenaid waffle/panini/grill cooking device that she just had to have
>she gets me a couple t-shirts and toothbrush
>mfw

>Bag of peas
Like to hold against her spousal abuse wounds?

I didn't get anything.

>paid for my sisters new headlights and oil change 2 weeks ago
>my parents got me a new laptop due to my job becoming increasingly mobile last month
>sister and I got an expensive safe for our brother since he moved to Prince George's County
>both myself and my siblings paid to replace the pipes of my parents and the construction of an outdoor deck in September
>on Christmas we all gave each other clothes, candles, beauty items and other cheap nick knacks
>still entirely happy

It's almost as if Christmas isn't about the giving and recieving, but the coming together of people you ignorant piece of shit. It's a day for family gatherings.

>beard oil

Kill yourself this instant.

>didn't give anyone anything for Christmas
>got a water bottle and a pound of knockoff oreos
Oh well.

>Military boots
>Smartphone
It was a pretty good Christmas, wished for both and got what I wanted.

I got some Birkenstock Shoes and a microfiber towel. I spent around 500€ in gifts for 4 people and they all put in Money to get me those 2.

Not gonna lie, Birkenstocks are the real deal.

All i got was a cup.
Grow up fags.

Got a really nice large mug from my wife. Monday morning, here I come.

For dry skin.

I didnt get anything but not mad its about being with family.

>Aftershave
Thats a message user

Got a drumset, new tablet, and Xbox One S

Feelsgoodman

Not really related to complaining about what we got, but I miss the days where I actually really wanted that one gift.

Now a days I don't give anyone a list or tell them what I want because I don't really have any sort of gift to get excited about anymore. There's nothing like getting a new console, snowboard or whatever on Christmas morning.

got a sweet new iPad from my parents that I'm currently using to browse Sup Forums.

Got my tertiary education for the next 3 years paid

Nice gifts
Trivial Pursuit old school genus 1 edition
Fancy hand knit Irish sweater
Season 4 of my 600 lb life
$20
Copy of Trump man of the year issue
Fishing guide
Booze


Shit gifts:
Febreeze air fresheners for automobile
A keychain

I'm saying nothing. It's hard to disguise the marks of leather on bare flesh.

>drummer

Should have gotten you a few feet of rope desu

Does the showerhead have a massage function?

You're about to get cucked.

>PG county

Sorry your brother got double teamed to death by nignogs and MD State Income Tax, user.

At least you got something, I literally got nothing. For 3 years in a row, this time we couldn't even afford to put up the damn tree.

I got underwear, a water bottle, socks, and two games I bought for myself.

>Irish sweater
MUH

Got nothing this years

just like last year

just like many years before that

and Im not even angry.

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My mom married a Jew with three jewish sons one of which recently married a sheboon. So I'm sitting in the den by myself drinking a coffee, reading a book about jews, and shitposting about niggers. Stop complaining, faggot, someone always has it worse.

Socks

Every
Fucking
Christmas

Who gets families machetes and cheap ass 22?
Do you live in WV or some shit nigga

Here you go, user. Merry Christmas.

Damn dude...that sucks man...

>beard oils

LMAO AT YOUR LIFE

>beard oils

HOLY FUCK TOPKEK

>we couldn't even afford to put up the damn tree.

shoulda put up a catctus

actually a cactus with lights and bulbs would be more culturally fitting in your shitholee than a tree

Did you get to spend it with family at least?

Got to see my family up on my grandfather's farm, it's the first time I've been up there since he died.

>I literally got nothing
n-not even a hug?

>already buy all the electronics and vydia I want
>Hardest person to buy for in the family
>$50 gas station card.

It don't matta, its still pretty good.

At least next year you know you're getting a wall.

>stopped asking for video game shit years ago because people would treat you like a failure for asking for it
>let parents buy clothes every year
>some nice hoodies to replace the ratty old one I wear
>duck boots
>other clothes I probably won't wear, a couple gift cards for Amazon
>make sure parents include receipts for clothes on the basis of "if it doesn't fit"
>parents get to feel good, tell me how mature I look in new clothes
>get some good clothes
>return the clothes I wouldn't wear and use the cash to pay bills or buy shit I do want
>wear the clothes I kept when I visit so they feel good
zero tantrums or drama, everyone wins. Wearing my new hoodie now, shit is so cash. Buy vidya with your own money, get the essentials for Christmas.

Mom wrapped me an old, wet umbrella.

Do Americans really consider it normal to give each other weapons and ammunition as presents?

>caring what people get you on Christmas
Sounds pretty entitled, desu

Got 2 bottles of Scotch and I'm halfway through the first already.

You should know all about it

I bought my dad a bore laser sighter and some .30-30 ammo for Christmas.

I got my dad some #00 buck for his birthday, so yeah

>Prince George county

I am sorry user

I got my family some cool shit as well.
>Mom got one of those vacuuming robots.
>Dad got an SKS.
>got my libtard brother a gift card to the local weed dispensery (I live in Colorado)
>got my other brother a sword from 1890 (he collects swords)
>got my nephew a chricket .22 and swordbro got nephew .22 ammo


Everyone knows I am coin collecter so they got me pic related.
All in all a great family time.

>family brand
>American
Yeah, it checks out

I probably got the worst gift here.

>22 years old, live on my own
>went out to lunch with my mother last month
>I ended up going on a rant about third worlders invading Canada when my mother she said she was donating to help Syrian families, telling her not to fund those barbarian going to hell and rather help our homeless here
>mother is a rich liberal who lives on a huge acreage and never has to deal with these people, wants to feel virtuous
>my Christmas gift from her and my dad is 5 pre-booked therapy sessions
>the therapists name is Muhammad
>they paid $100/session

I'm not making this shit up.

Noice

Fuck yea, problem, pizzanigger?

This. Christmas is about giving, not receiving.

topkek

kek
therapy sessions for what

Bought my old man play off tickets front row
Mom expensive jacket expensive wine and some shit

Got socks and underwear and toothpaste in return

Whatever

You poor kid. Keep the Faith. Don't let their liberalism destroy you. Merry Christmas!

that's your own damn fault for showing your power level

One of my biggest regrets in life is selling a gold coin I had from 1930's Germany, celebrating Adolf Hitler becoming chancellor.

This.
I felt much better giving my dad and brother my tiny gifts than all the stuff I got.

>Beard oils
Even OPs family knows what a massive faggot he is

Holy shit dude, I fucking hate leafs but I'm sorry.
Bring some pork rinds to snack on when you go.

>toothpaste
kek what the fuck

I got a watch, jeans, and money
best Christmas presents in years to be honest

trump will give you guys a wall so you feel left out

Jesus Christ, leaf....just.....I can't.....I don't even.

>LIFX light for my brother
>expensive clothes for mom and dad
>LUSH cosmetics for cousins
>other cousin ate my cannabis cookies
>didn't realize we were not buying gifts for each other

This is what my present looked like. This and underwear.

Merry Christmas, anons

A book by Justin Trudeau called Common Ground.

Why the fuck would you buy them machetes?

what's wrong with beard oils?

>SCREAM BLOODY GORE

Gifted:

Dad: shaving brush, Made in Germany
Mum: French press, Made in Germany
Brother 1: Thrunite TIP
Brother 2: Victorinox Alox knife
Sister: Xiaomi powerbank

Got from them:

Dad: nothing
Mum: 50€
Brother 1: pocket manual of a British Spitfire (he works in the UK)
Brother 2: nothing
Sister: expensive French shampoo

>$50 in cash
>$25 Visa prepaid card
>$5 from a $1 lottery ticket (I was the only winner in my family)
>20 rounds of 7.62x54r
>Cologne/bodywash combo
>Emergency car kit
>A shirt

Honestly I've reached the age where Christmas presents aren't that big of a deal anymore. I'm going to use most of that money to buy more ammo though. That shit is gonna get expensive in my state next year.

I got a 1937 book with pictures of the most impactful historical habbenings in Germany from my dad. Cover has a huge imperial eagle on it.

Bretty based

Got a bath rug and a bit disappointed in that.
But oh well.

You gotta go and then claim you've had a change of heart if you don't want to be written out of the will.