Hey Sup Forums, what's brown and creeps around the house?
Got this is my christmas cracker
Hey Sup Forums, what's brown and creeps around the house?
Got this is my christmas cracker
>american flag
>christmas cracker
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Turks?
Obama
Niggers.
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My family is english
We had yorkshire pudding with our brown gravy and parsnips
Was GOAT
This black bitch who doesn't realize that I'm not an oil drill.
George Lopez?
A Turk
>what's brown and creeps around the house?
mince niggers?
t*rks
Ding ding ding
sounds glorious, my fucking sister fucked up the meal and everything was cold apart from the veg
oy vey
still, she was pretty ill from some cough and flu thing, we were all diplomatic about it
I wouldn't have minded giving her a hand with it, but she didn't want any help. was a bit of a let down really
why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
mince turks
I bet she coughed and sneezed all over that fucking dinner and now you'll all be ill in a day or two.
Still, it was pretty good of her to make an effort in that condition.
thanks bro, that really cheered me up
you massive cunt
my slave maid who's trying to avoid her daily beating
Sorry mate I didn't mean to wobble ya jibblies. Merry Christmas and all that, I hope Father Christmas gave you everything you wanted.
no warries mang, I got 14 world peaces and 88 holocausts
and a scarf
so wasn't too bad
otoh I was forced to endure strictly come dancing
hope you had a good one
that's just wrong
I don't get it
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