Hey Sup Forums, what's brown and creeps around the house?

Hey Sup Forums, what's brown and creeps around the house?

Got this is my christmas cracker

>american flag
>christmas cracker

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Turks?

Obama

Niggers.

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My family is english

We had yorkshire pudding with our brown gravy and parsnips

Was GOAT

This black bitch who doesn't realize that I'm not an oil drill.

George Lopez?

A Turk

>what's brown and creeps around the house?
mince niggers?

t*rks

Ding ding ding

sounds glorious, my fucking sister fucked up the meal and everything was cold apart from the veg

oy vey

still, she was pretty ill from some cough and flu thing, we were all diplomatic about it

I wouldn't have minded giving her a hand with it, but she didn't want any help. was a bit of a let down really

why did the mechanic sleep under the car?

mince turks

I bet she coughed and sneezed all over that fucking dinner and now you'll all be ill in a day or two.

Still, it was pretty good of her to make an effort in that condition.

thanks bro, that really cheered me up

you massive cunt

my slave maid who's trying to avoid her daily beating

Sorry mate I didn't mean to wobble ya jibblies. Merry Christmas and all that, I hope Father Christmas gave you everything you wanted.

no warries mang, I got 14 world peaces and 88 holocausts

and a scarf

so wasn't too bad

otoh I was forced to endure strictly come dancing

hope you had a good one

that's just wrong

I don't get it

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