*opens fly*

*opens fly*
*pisses on face*
*stomps on fingers*
*sips tea*

*help up*

I'm surprised an idiot like you didn't use the teleport behind nonsense.

*pull him up*
*give hug*
*take him home to his family*

why you would you piss on your own face then drink tea while looking at this picture OP
you're a strange one aren't you?

Brace myself against the ledge.
Grab his massive hand by the wrist.
Pull him to safety.
Get a compliment from the Donald.

"You did good kid. We're going to make America great again."
>twinkle in his eye.jpg

>Grab his massive hand by the wrist.

Donald stop shitposting on Sup Forums please

DAHNALD

GIVE ME THE DELEGATES

IVE GOT THE UPPER HAND

I hate Trump, but i will help him up ofc

If i kill him, he would become a martyr and win

Better let him have his presidency and fail miserably to be an example for future voters who might consider voting a rightwinged party

*teleport behind him*
*fall 1,000 feet*

>sipping tea
Britbong you have to go back

*allow him to freefall*
*witness him spread his eagle wings just before impact and hear his triumphant scream of MAGA as he descends upon the MSM*

SAGE
A
G
E

>tea
perfidious Albion spotted

>why do neo libs always make up scenarios where they have ultimate power over everyone.

delusions of grandeur from these pussies

*looks at trump* ...heh...kidd....

Looks like you're in quite the pickle....ehhh...kidd? ....psssssh.......

Tell you wat....kidd...... *unsheathes Katana* You'll live to fight another day...psshhhh

*teleports behind building*

*cuts it in half*

*watches as trump lands safely on top of building*

No need to thank me.....kidd.....hehh.....

Nothing personal kid

Sup Forums hates trump now?

*tell him that if he annexes Canada I'll help him up*

Lol

IT'S OVER DONALD
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Is it possible to help someone up that weighs more than you without falling yourself? What would you even grip onto?

*unzips dick*
*helps Donald Trump up*

>Implying our based Tower-climber hasn't been training for this scenario

Just walk away so I don't have to do any work or feel bad about actually killing him.

no, it's just the last of CTR -- they're like those Japanese jungle holdouts

...

>pull him up
>get money

It would be quite hard to pull him up, though. I imagine he doesn't have much muscle mass to help me pull him and he weighs quite a bit too.

Sit down and enjoy the show. I wonder how much he would offer to save his life.

What is deadlift?

Are people so weak they cannot pull themselves up?

>help him up

you'd be set for life
like beat the game type of set

MY LORD, TAKE MY HAND WITH HASTE!

>tfw 5'6 100 lb manlet
Can I even help him?

*helps him up*
*Trump and I beat the shit out of OP for making such weak ass bait*

>C(uck)DU supporter

Let him finish his routine and handle him his towel.

I'd hand him the next brick to lay in the wall.

Underrated

you mean:

>*opens fly*
>*gets turned into swiss cheese by a hail of secret service gunfire*

ZLOOMP BTFO

"need a hand, bud?"

>*sips tea*
beck to fucking reddit

>leaf
>OH NO MISTER SORRY LEMME HELP YOU THERE
>weak upper body
>MY HANDS ARE SLIPPING YOU CANADIAN BASTARD
>starting to slip over the side
>panic
>pull hands back
>only get one back
>both of us screaming
>i start crying and hitting his right hand holding my left with my right hand
>IM SORRY
>IM SO SORRY
>OH MY GOD IM SORRY
>watch as retired man from florida plummets to his death
>step back from ledge
>look around
>nobody saw us

SORRY『CRUZ』BUT THE DELEGATES HAVE ALREADY MADE ME WHAT I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!

unexpected kek
nearly choked on my food

*Channels body jutsu and levitates*
heh, nothin personnel kid

Save him and become his next right hand Man like Dan Scavino.

Fucking Kek

The Priesthood is here!

Even if it was Hilary I'd help them up.
I'm not the sort of person who'd just let someone die because I don't like them

>being such a beta that you take fall damage
>not air comboing him for a SSS combo

Natalia is pretty and nice :3

I would say hello Mr President I can't wait for you to make America great again. Then i would leave and and allow him to continue his incredible alpha exercise regime.
>Implying a God Emperor needs my help.

It's treason then

>Turn 360 degrees
>get dizzy and fall off ledge.

>help him up
>get awarded a medal by the President
>get Tiffany's hand in marriage
>live life as a Trump

become a qt trap

>I want your 2nd daughter
lol OK

I'd help him up, then allow him to continue his quest to make America great again.

Liberals are violent, and water is wet

What ya else ya got?

Hold down Mr President. Grab my hand. Then I take him safely to the White House.

...

>liking traps
Woah user that's some repressed homosexuality.

>help Donald up
>he pats my head and says I did good
>Y-You Too Donald

help him because it's a sin to let someone die when you can easily help

honoraryaryan.jpg

underrated texan bants

CUTE

>High-five him for doing push ups on top of his own tower
>Cry when I realize I killed him

>getting btfo in an election so badly you have to imagine revenge plots in your head

Congratulate him for building such a tall wall.

I don't think I'd actually make the decision to let him die, but I might hesitate long enough for him to fall. I'm kindof a pussy in tense situations and have a medium fear of heights.

>they're like those Japanese jungle holdouts

Do nothing because I'm a pussy ass betamax faggot and probably would shit myself and cry when he falls.

...

>Japanese jungle holdouts
Spot on, user.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

*BREATHES*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>that moment when the wind blows your piss all back onto you so you lean further out to get it on him and end up falling to your death and he climbs back up.
hubris and vindictive arrogance will always be the downfall of liberalism.

>what would you do?
Not invest in Israel

>*sips tea*

Faggot confirmed

*teleports behind him*
*unsheathe my katana*
*Pssh nothin personell kid*