Ask a croatian cyber security expert anything

I work for the croatian ministry of defense.
There is a unit in the croatian army for cybersec.
I had to attend a l2MSOffice seminar a week ago.
>mfw

AMA

> croation intellectual

>Nikola Tesla

Can you become a decent programmer if you're not very good at math?
What are some good introductory books into programming/algorithms?

>not Croatian

>croation intellectual
Its spelt croatian.

> canadion intellectual

Koliko?

>croatian intellectual
>nikola tesla
so?He said croatian not serbian

>Croatian passport
>not croatian

You can become a decent code monkey which makes 90℅ of all programming jobs.
Start with python. Google lpthw read the book and do all the exercises. After that you'll know where to look for further info.

sorry leaf, im on my phone and a bit tipsy

>disgusting croat
>being an expert on anything other than banging your dirty gypsy family members while wasting away in garbage

Are you excited for upgrading to windows 2000 soon?

ne razumijem bosnski
šta koliko?

R E K T

>croatian
literally what is this?

Fucking Croatian Internet Defense Force shill

We will decelerate war on Croatia someday

Tell me about the Russians.

>a fucking burger

I use arch as my main distro

they know their shit

Cant say anything else
read: NDA

France pls

There is nothing you can do about it

Croat*

>arch
>this edge

I can raise my voice so you can surrender.

not edge just used to it from my teen years

what do you use faggot? ubuntu?

same here brate
my main distro
say hi to my brother in split

Go on, we will make illyrian departements out of your country

NOVCA jebem te pametna

lmao rekt
ovca?

Nisi ti nas,odakle su tvoji ?

Can you point me to some powerpoints or integrated software development environments you would recommend?

My primary focus is Artificial Intelligence.

Ah, that one economic immigrant serb living in USA, every time.

Your list of spies in Slovenia please

jokes aside, how many informants do you have in slovenian public sector and are they mostly diaspora?

how much info on our confidential shit do you get from germans and americans?

who gave you the audio tapes of convos between our arbitrary court team?

Do you want him to remind you about the ustase ?

We are speaking between adult countries

does pic related trashcan actually fly or is this greenscreen?

why did you hack the arbitrage?

What do you do at work most of the time?
What operating systems do you use there?

koliko još do raspada ove vukojebine?

>croatian cyber security expert
jedi govna, skidat ću torrente i nemožeš mi ništ

Hello Croatian friend, how are you doing this fine evening? Merry Christmas to you.

Best VPN providers?

Best cryptocurrencies to mine? Best devices?

The eternal croat, backstabbing their brothers

Croatian Snowden. Fugg xDDD

Who taped our side trying illegally loby the arbitration court?

Was it you or your team?

/thread

>born and raised in Croatia
>called it his homeland
>"hurr durr but he wuz serb"

Him being arguably ethnically a Serb (we can never be sure, no maybe you are a Croat and I the Serb?) means nothing.
According to you, America would have no scientists, since non were native American, but German, Anglo, Jewish etc

Either way, to be honest, he was an AU scientists and an American one too.

Stos nas napustio Sime ?

>gypos
>in croatia
wat?

How fat, lonely and virgin are you?

>jedi govna,
Čedo Vučić

>serbs and bosniaks
>brothers
yugoslavia is dead
it will never come back
pay your own bills ,faggot

topkek no way you have a job then, NEET.

>arch
>python
Tell me more about how it took you 1 week to rice your OS with hot anime wallpaper and than infest it with a bloated interpreter nu-male language, every 5 year could learn in one week.
Just a protip from a russian hacker:
- Learn C++
- Dont make fun of people who use Debian/Ubuntu

How do we lock down the cyber?

>arch

I do too, but this seems a little risky for someone in cyber warfare. Do you run arch-audit or care about all the CVEs?

[user@archtest ~]$ sudo arch-audit

Package bzip2 is affected by ["CVE-2016-3189"]. VULNERABLE!
Package openssl is affected by ["CVE-2016-7055"]. VULNERABLE!
Package lib32-openssl is affected by ["CVE-2016-7055"]. VULNERABLE!
Package lib32-curl is affected by ["CVE-2016-9594", "CVE-2016-9586"]. Update to 7.52.1-1!
Package jasper is affected by ["CVE-2016-8886"]. VULNERABLE!
Package libimobiledevice is affected by ["CVE-2016-5104"]. VULNERABLE!
Package openjpeg2 is affected by ["CVE-2016-9118", "CVE-2016-9117", "CVE-2016-9116", "CVE-2016-9115", "CVE-2016-9114", "CVE-2016-9113"]. VULNERABLE!
Package libcurl-gnutls is affected by ["CVE-2016-9594", "CVE-2016-9586"]. Update to 7.52.1-1!
Package lib32-libcurl-gnutls is affected by ["CVE-2016-9594", "CVE-2016-9586"]. Update to 7.52.1-1!
Package lib32-libtiff is affected by ["CVE-2015-7554"]. VULNERABLE!
Package curl is affected by ["CVE-2016-9594", "CVE-2016-9586"]. Update to 7.52.1-1!
Package libcurl-compat is affected by ["CVE-2016-9594", "CVE-2016-9586"]. Update to 7.52.1-1!
Package gst-plugins-bad is affected by ["CVE-2016-9447", "CVE-2016-9446", "CVE-2016-9445"]. VULNERABLE!
Package libtiff is affected by ["CVE-2015-7554"]. VULNERABLE!
Package lib32-libcurl-compat is affected by ["CVE-2016-9594", "CVE-2016-9586"]. Update to 7.52.1-1!
Package libusbmuxd is affected by ["CVE-2016-5104"]. VULNERABLE!

do you sometimes make jokes about serbia?

Rekg hard

$ apt-get install windows/setup.exe

dont you know that your flag goes on the coat of arms, not the other way around

Kako si dobio posao?
Sto se opce radi na poslu?
Koliko placaju?

>>arch

Sup Forums has the best computer threads

Is it true isis has cyberjihad groups that will start wrecking things in 2017.

i really doubt that they seem behind if you read their leaked opsec manuals