Calexit

Will it really happen, lads?

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are these loonies not thinking straight? metropolitan areas cannot survive without outside supplies. i want to see these idiots try and find out that after 2 days all malls will close because there is no more product that goes across the border. it would make the rest of the country even more powerful if they remove themselves from the democratic process. how moronic can you actualy get?

no
if it does, they'll come crawling back.

i will march on Sacramento myself to kill these retarded butthurt commies


t. norcal fag

EVERYBODY WANTS YOU TO LEAVE

JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

Unlike the EU, USA does not have a get out of the union clause in the constitution.

And I doubt federal government would let states just leave as they wish.

If yes, it gets nuked.
Check 'em

Surely the US will gladly give up two of the busiest ports with good weather year round without a fight.

lets meme this and never lose the presidency to degenerate leftists ever again

California is the state that feeds the US, the republic needs California more than California needs the republic.

Won't happen and if people from California stopped to think for a second they would realize it's retarded. These of course are the same people that laugh and snicker every time a Texan breaths a word about succession.

This. The last time states seceded, there was a civil war.

Wrong you're thinking of Florida. An actual state that could actually survive independently and one who would never think of suggesting such a ridiculous notion.

No, the US is not going to just let 3/5 of its western coastline go

But I wish they would.

No, secession goes against the Constitution. But if the miraculously do separate, then we can get rid of them.

California YES.

I hope this happens, then we can forcefully invade them and slaughter all of the idiots who voted for it.

It might actually make California great again.

Nobody should be against Calexit more than liberals. Without CA the Democrats may never win another election.

>even the flag says yes

Exactly.
Although, I'm not entirely convinced that would be a bad thing.

>California secedes
>cut off all water immidiatly
>California begs to join back in
>say ok but divide them into 5 or 6 states
>Kek eternally

Nice California flag, Paco.

oh look. a mexican :D

>calexit will it happen

NO. seriously ppl have been trying to turn california into 2 states(north and south) for ages, it will never happen for hundreds of reasons. will the US let california suceed, taking along with it a huge chunk of the US agriculture and economy? NO not peacefully and california is full of cowards and libtards so nobody will fight.
this is a meme that needs to end.

>they're gerrymandered by Trump
>Republicans in power for centuries

fun fact: Key West, Florida actually did secede from the union at one point. I think they lasted about a week before coming back.

I think we should actually meme this like brexit. Anyone else agree?

Hopefully, but probably not

Also, that pic is pathetic and really shows everything wrong with libs. Hur WRONG SIDE O HERSTORY.

This, California just needs to be purged. Balkanization is an excuse not to purge. Balkinization is weakness.

Won't happen, but if it ever did we should only wait a year or so until we take it back.

>feeds the US
Oh no whatever will we do without our almonds and avocados.

Let my fellow commiefornia so do it
Urban scum can't fight unless it's 10v1

If hipsters in California tried to do this I would have no problem lynching some of you faggots by your pube beards.

we need to feed the idea that a portion of California leave. not all of it. let them feed on each other

Would do the job to force them back for hot pockets

Just cut them off from water.

You don't understand how America gets fed, do you beaner? (Hint: most Cali produce gets exported)

>mexican intellectuals

They make up 30% of our effective gdp. You better pray it doesn't

>feeds the US
No, plus they get all the fresh water from out of state

You don't understand how California gets its water, do you coalburner? (Hint: most of cali water comes from the Colorado river which gets diverted to socal)

Doesn't that give them 8 more Senators and also more electoral college votes?

We're going to be owned by China in 20 years
Economics in the postindustrial west are a meme

California cannot legally leave the USA. If they tried the feds would roll in and they would be done within the month. The only difficult areas to secure would be the interior and more mountainous parts, which would be much more unionist anyways.

The only way Calexit would happen is if some outside country intervenes and somehow has enough naval presence to secure the coast, which is impossible in this day and age.

Ozfag here. Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and South Dakota feed this fucking country.

Go to Baja and never return.

Legally no, they would be invaded immediately, by the US, good luck.

>If they tried the feds would roll in and they would be done within the month
>implying

They won't because:

1) China and Russia will finance an eventual civil war
2) they just have to wait until they'll turn back on its own, so they will be able to split california in two states.

If you split it up into several smaller states, cali isn't winner take all anymore, and It's not 55 free votes for the dems anymore, because reps will likely win several of the states resulting from the split.

Secession is a right of the states. Ironic that CA doesn't believe in state's rights though.

Only if you're an idiot and think the entire state votes one way.
Look up county vote results, most of the state is red.

I get that posing this question to Sup Forums is only going to confirm my biases, but when libs do shit like this, doesn't it feel way different from when we do it? Like we'll combine political messages with Bane or Warhammer 40K and we'll still be somewhat ironic or comedic in presentation. When liberals post Star Wars stuff like OP or the 2020 Return of the Jedi crap, it's like that's really how they view things.

Why not just wipe out the whole population of Southern California SS-style instead?

You niggers need to start thinking of ports, shipping lanes and taxes.

Think global you dumb fucks. It would be fun to laugh at them drowning in spics and nigger violence for a little while but then we start to lose profits and power.

>which is impossible in this day and age.
Give it 10 years and it may actually be an smart move for China. Pretty soon they won't even need the US market and The US will be dependant on them no matter what

>California leaves
>America never has a Democratic president ever again
>California turns into a massive shithole a.k.a. Mexico 2.0
>becomes a long forgotten wasteland in 20 years

I just said it gives the state more senators, not the democratic party.

Using symbols from Star Wars, KEK

Here's an actual problem,
If California was able to leave, their leaders would still strike defense deals for the USA in exchange for military bases on their soil, (which are already there).
The USA would strategically protect them, even tho /noguns/.
They would get away with their semi-socialist utopia off the taxes of the super rich and huge businesses that are there, without having to do a lot of things a normal country would have to do, because the USA would want to protect and trade with them.
Basically, pls save me I live here I am refugee now.

But! I will admit that's only if they actually do it right, which I doubt.
Watching them try to draw up a new constitution would be hilarious, with representatives from every race standing up and crying about special treatment.
Our state policy makers here are retarded enough already, I don't think they would survive.

Reps probably win in two and dems in four. It's probably a net win for the dems particularly in the senate..

Proud resident of San Fran here. I am with Calexit!

We don't need you fascists holding us down anymore!

commiefornians are fucking delusional babies

you dont understand how to make a dam that will produce electricity for the coalburners by diverting the colorado

>California is the state that feeds the US, the republic needs California more than California needs the republic.

They literally use more federal funds for their welfare, subsidies, healthcare, and illegals than they pay. They'd be fucked if they left

Are Eastern and NE California good?

Much more likely
>CA secedes
>China quickly tries to poach CA, trying to befriend them early on
>US forces their hand
>US and China engage in conflict over California

finance? how? do you want to eat chinese papermoney? do you want to heat using russian rubels?

By all means we should want it to happen. Then america never elects another liberal president.

>when you are so fucking delusional you use fiction to justify your decisions

fucking escapism

>Russia and China will finance a civil war
>implying

Russia and China would only finance a civil war that they think could be won, not the autistic spasm of California by itself. The armed forces occupy all the strategic points in California and not all the people stationed there are from California, even assuming all Californians supported the secession.

It is not a right of the states. Show me where in the constitution it is outlined that a state can secede when it wants to.

>implying china can build 10 aircraft carriers in a decade that can also compete with the US outside of Asia

Daily reminder: US army is 100% dependent on California technologies.

If Trump try to fuck with the Silicon Valley, it's the end of USA.

The only reason California is one state is because of the "50 states" meme. California needs to be divided

Designed in California, manufactured in China.

this, we have like 3 more honorary states that would get to draw to see which becomes a state.

Obama would still win in 2008 and 2012 without California.

We're just memeing, nobody has actually thought this through, and it will never actually happen.

>has no water to grow crops
>feeds the U.S.
yeah no, despite what your criminal family members told you, this is complete garbage Paco

Make sure to pay all denbts first

>> , That no matter the threats made by President-elect Trump, San Francisco will remain a Sanctuary City. We will not turn our back on the men and women from other countries who help make this city great, and who represent over one third of our population. This is the Golden Gate—we build bridges, not walls; and, be it
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California needs to be abandoned and isolated so they're forced to pay even more than what they're paying now. The minorities living there will be levied by the elite and get incredibly violent.

Problem solved.

Tim Draper thought it through and spent $5 million to get a ballot initiative.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Californias

>> That we will never back down on women’s rights, whether in healthcare, the workplace, or any other area threatened by a man who treats women as obstacles to be demeaned or objects to be assaulted. And just as important, we will ensure our young girls grow up with role models who show them they can be or do anything; and, be it

God I hope so. Let them take care of themselves and give the surrounding states a break.

>>That there will be no conversion therapy, no withdrawal of rights in San Francisco. We began hosting gay weddings twelve years ago, and we are not stopping now. And to all the LGBTQ people all over the country who feel scared, bullied, or alone: You matter. You are seen; you are loved; and San Francisco will never stop fighting for you; and, be it
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If Singles it won't happen, Fucking obviously, get your head out of your ass

>California secedes
>shit we don't have enough food and water
>nearest country is the USA
>either
>>sell them with yuge taxes
>or
>>California can't survive in its own, pledges to return to the USA
Looks like a win-win scenario for America.

There wouldn't be a civil war for the simple reason that the feds simply don't have the sack for that sort of thing anymore. It's 2016, not 1860.

>>That we still believe in this nation’s founding principle of religious freedom. We do not ban people for their faith. And the only lists we keep are on invitations to come pray together; and, be it
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Substantiate your claims, Pedro Gonzalez

Oh wow independentism, how innovative.

>>FURTHER RESOLVED, That Black Lives Matter in San Francisco, even if they may not in the White House. And guided by President Obama’s Task Force on 21st Century Policing, we will continue reforming our police department and rebuilding trust between police and communities of color so all citizens feel safe in their neighborhoods; and, be it

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I'd be OK with LA and SF leaving California. Then it would magically become a red state.

It would become a red state, but it would only have about 12 electoral college votes.

>>FURTHER RESOLVED, That climate change is not a hoax, or a plot by the Chinese. In this city, surrounded by water on three sides, science matters. And we will continue our work on CleanPower, Zero Waste, and everything else we are doing to protect future generations; and, be it

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And why do you think the Central Valley and Jefferson will want to stay in California?

>>FURTHER RESOLVED, That we have been providing universal health care in this city for nearly a decade, and if the new administration follows through on its callous promise to revoke health insurance from 20 million people, San Franciscans will be protected; and, be it
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Just make them a territory
Then they get 0 votes

>>FURTHER RESOLVED, That we are the birthplace of the United Nations, a city made stronger by the thousands of international visitors we welcome every day. We will remain committed to internationalism and to our friends and allies around the world—whether the administration in Washington is or not; and, be it
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There is no constitutional process for negating statehood anymore than there is one for secession.

>All this talk about wanting them back, gerrymandered
Are you retarded? You want these fucks back in our country?
Let them leave. Good riddance. Hope they do well, but we aren't accepting rufugees.

>>FURTHER RESOLVED, That San Francisco will remain a Transit First city and will continue building Muni and BART systems we can all rely upon, whether this administration follows through on its platform to eliminate federal transit funding or not; and, be it
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>they leave the Union
>we agree it
>next day invade them because they are a foreign country
>california is now conquered territory devoid of constitutional rights

FURTHER RESOLVED, That California is the sixth largest economy in the world. The Bay Area is the innovation capital of the country. We will not be bullied by threats to revoke our federal funding, nor will we sacrifice our values or members of our community for your dollar; and, be it
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