>christmas dinner >half Conservative, half liberal >just trying to watch the steelers game because le'veon bell is on my Fantasy team (he did fire btw) >fucking cousin brings up "New Trump Administration" >"He doesnt know what he wants!" >Keeping my cool while other cousins argue >they keep repeating that statement >"user, what are your thoughts on the issue!" >"Ill just refrain from the conversation, ill just say half of you will not like my opinion" >this bullshit keeps going on for an hour >Cousin says (and I cannot fucking make this up) "Im not having a fucking racist in the white house, im moving to like canada or sweden" >Cant keep my cool anymore >"Jen, If you move to Sweden you will be fucking raped by the droves of Middle eastern and african immigrants" >Thought my cousins who were conservative would support me, instead turns into a screaming frenzy >the whole family, which consists of like 20 people join in >Jens faggoty boyfriend wants to fight me >Say Ill fuck him up right now >Dad instead hears what I said and says why dont I fuck him up because Im such a "Tough guy" My dads from the Bronx and thinks he can beat up anyone >2 punches almost thrown at me and other cousin >take my dog, say trump 2016 like a retard, and leave >drive home
Nice fake story, but honestly, I think I'm starting to not enjoy Christmas any more.
I enjoyed all my gifts, and everyone enjoyed mine because I outright bought them what they asked for.
But there's always so much awkwardness. Like my cousin unwrapping a shirt from his dad, looking at it, and then just folding it back up. His mom said something like "It's alright, I'll wear it when I'm cleaning around the house". Like it was just the biggest fuck you to my uncle ever, he could have at least pretended to like it and just not wear it.
Also, everyone just gets drunk and sits around talking about boring shit. No one listens to any Christmas music, no one decorates or gives a shit, the magic just feels like it's gone.
I've already phased out Easter, Thanksgiving, and New Years. The big C is probably next. It's sad, but it's becoming hard. I have to force it upon myself, and at the same time I feel like I'm forcing it upon others as I try to make Christmas feel like it used to.
Owen Hernandez
>he was fire
Fuck you, nigger.
TLDR
Nathan Howard
Pretty good, no one cares to chat politics and instead we just laughed along to jokes and enjoyed the food. Before getting completely dicked over in secret santa as 50% of the presents turned out to be movie tickets.
Leo Rodriguez
>take my dog, say trump 2016 like a retard, and leave
Lmao. Your awesome dude i wish i knew you irl, I'd buy you a beer and let you stay at my place.
Connor Cook
>the magic just feels like it's gone.
It's growing up man. Xmas is best enjoyed as a kid. You still believe in magic when your a kid. Every adult is such a self-obssessed consumer, good luck finding someone to make gifts with- or even someone who would like a gift that was homemade. Most people just care about money and themselves.
Ryan Bailey
Being around my family feels like a meeting of autists. I prefer to distance myself most of the time because its 40% small talk and 60% sitting in silence. Family is retarded af and usually doesnt give a shit about any subject that isnt basic af. Nothing actually happened the past year and Im not talking about my personal relationships so fuck off.
Nicholas Sanders
Thats bad man. Why are people in the US so touchy about this stuff? (I mean beside from political Indoctrination)
Sebastian Ross
>No one listens to any Christmas music, no one decorates or gives a shit, the magic just feels like it's gone. >We don't observe any of the traditional customs of the holiday >Why am I not enjoying the holiday
Camden Long
>>"Jen, If you move to Sweden you will be fucking raped by the droves of Middle eastern and african immigrants" >>Jens faggoty boyfriend wants to fight me >>Dad instead hears what I said and says why dont I fuck him up because Im such a "Tough guy" My dads from the Bronx and thinks he can beat up anyone
Your family is shit, to be honest.
Luke Torres
>christmas dinner >pray before we eat >person saying prayer gives thanks for Trump winning >eat a huge fucking turkey
It went well
Benjamin Howard
its growing up and maturing you fucking faggot, and you say my story is fake. No wonder your retarded
Henry Taylor
were all right
Brayden Lewis
>turkey >not duck or goose
6/10
Joseph Torres
in the US we eat turkey
Camden Nguyen
Im from Michigan. Get a greasy bird and prime rib into your holiday dinners
Josiah Martin
nigga why u in germany then
Owen Rivera
>half liberal
lol who the fuck are you kidding? this is something far right dipshits say in an attempt to get liberals to listen to their dogshit opinions. if you're seriously worried that everyone who lives in sweden or germany are guaranteed to be raped then you're obviously a delusional conspiracy tard faggot. how about you actually check the numbers instead of exaggerating like an autist just so you have more of a reason to hate everyone who isn't just like you
Anthony Johnson
ah, a leaf
Jaxon Bennett
ah, an ameriburger
Elijah Brown
Lol look at this libcuck getting so triggered
John Hall
i'm not even liberal lol
keep throwing shitty buzzwords though. i love how virgin autists on Sup Forums think they have the high ground.
Andrew Reyes
And here I was, harboring delusions that Sup Forums was somehow different from /r9k/.
Owen Taylor
You dumb bitch, things are worse in Europe than you see on the news
Aiden Kelly
>The big C is probably next.
columbus day? that's sad.
Brandon Wilson
says the faggot whose entire opinion comes from purposely tracking down news content that only reinforces his pussy whining bullshit
Austin Roberts
>But there's always so much awkwardness. Like my cousin unwrapping a shirt from his dad, looking at it, and then just folding it back up. His mom said something like "It's alright, I'll wear it when I'm cleaning around the house". Like it was just the biggest fuck you to my uncle ever, he could have at least pretended to like it and just not wear it.
Your cousin is me, and I apologize for nothing. I'm never a dick about getting a present [they didn't HAVE to get me anything], but I can't stand lying about things like that and pretending to like things I don't.
Jayden Baker
>in the US we eat turkey
we have ham, or prime rib. ham this year.
Mason Bell
>dinner with wife's family on the 24th >politics don't even come up
>lunch (couldn't stay long) with mom's side of the family on Xmas day >uncle says he's glad Trump won and that it won't hurt to be closer to Russia >nobody disagrees
>dinner with dad's side of the family on Xmas day >other uncle says the same thing Rural leafs can be pretty alright.
Luke Sullivan
I think you guys just should enjoy the night
My christmas
>Dad went with his woman family >Mom and brothers are far from where I am from >Had to go with relatives that havent seen in 8+ years >They recieved me with a happy smile even when I just asked them if I could spend the night with them a day before >I watched how everbody recieved gifts but not me, even tough I had a good time cause everyone was happy >family talked about politics eventually >everbody thinks that Trump MAGA will eventually help Mexico >Dinner ended and I went home
Just enjoy the night with your relatives/friends, dont be such a fuckers and rant about shit, is christmas and you should enjoy as I did, even if I didnt get any present, just watching my family being happy made me happy too
James Baker
cheers for the laugh, you sound alright nigger 'jen you will be raped..' fucking lol fighting everyone - glorious struggle comrade wish i could buy you a beer and you can crash in my spare room
Aaron Thompson
>talking politics on Xmas
Why?
Whenever ppl ask my opinion on that shit I simply reply, "I don't argue in echo chambers."
Hunter Ortiz
>live in a halfway house >celebrate Christmas with my fellow alcoholics and addicts. >ate ham. >our friends life support was pulled that night >bittersweet
It could have been better. I'm going to miss that man.
Hunter Reed
It comes up sometimes. Something to talk about, I guess. I try not to bring it up myself, but I don't mind chiming in now and then. I never talk politics at home because my wife is really sweet and caring and "we need to help those poor people" but I'm mean and racist and I tell her that the rifle under the bed is in case a coyote or something wanders onto our property but it's actually there because I don't trust niggers or "refugees".
Ayden Richardson
yup, cant stand my own family anymore. im convinced we are going to my inlaws instead, because they are religious and christmas is way way way different there. better for my kids too.
Camden Flores
If she doesn't like muh Racism™ then why would she move to a country even more White than is the US?
Adam Sullivan
I'm in Europe you fucking fag, stop projecting
Michael Green
not too bad story
politics hardly got brought up this year, I think they fear me, because they know I will bring up uncommfortable facts in front of the kids, if they challenge me
Daniel Sanchez
i can see that you fucking mongrel lol
it doesn't mean you're not a fucking delusional conspiracy tard faggot like the american dipshits who think they're at risk of getting murdered by muslims every day. i have tons of family all over europe (germany, france, italy) and they've never felt at risk of getting raped by muslim refugees -- so maybe you're just a pussy ass faggot that's too scared to step out of his mom's basement?
Lincoln Young
look everyone, obamalead is at it again
Alexander Rivera
>Leaf is ugly >Doesn't get raped >Therefore, no one gets raped >Fucking leaf
Jaxon Morales
Leaf
Michael Clark
>spent Christmas with my girlfriend's family >don't speak Polish at all >awkward as fuck but I don't mind I had a generally nice time with a bunch of people I'd never met before and with whom I barely talked to.
Ayden Bell
>not getting fit so you could defend your opinion with force >not beating the shit out of dad for being a smug fuck >not fucking up Jen's boyfriend as you have promised OP, you are a low-energy faggot and deserve to be humiliated.
Lincoln Cox
>Only Immediate family >present small gifts to each other >talk shit for a while >eat roast meats for lunch (pork lamb turkey and duck this year) >get drunk and everyone plays cricket >spend night making drunken nigger jokes >go to sleep It's pretty hard to fuck this up doodz
Brody Sanders
I got this. I'm 100% sure someone in my family knows I browse Sup Forums
Andrew Thompson
>post swedish rape-statistics into your family's whatsapp group >tell them to contact you once they can accept reality Your mom's gonna rag on your father for being a fag
Brody Howard
>Dad is in Mexico for vacation >Mom was working all day, roads were to bad for me to visit after she got off >Sister, after a series of laughably bad life and financial decisions, is stuck working at Target 40 hours a week in Sacramento after her fiance left her >Stay in my apartment masturbating and eating microwave cheeseburgers all day was breddy gud
Jacob Reyes
Shitty people buy what others ask for
How about thoughtful gifts?? You know, something you know the person won't buy for themselves yet they would want? It's less exciting receiving a gift you're not expecting than getting exactly what you asked for. Case in point:
I asked for a sound bar for Christmas for my 4k tv. Got one and it's cool but it wasn't "omg!!"
I recieved a really cool drip coffee maker made out of glass from my brother that I didn't ask for nor think about and I was totally surprised and fucking loved it
I hate Americans
Jayden Foster
>I KNOW BETTER ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING ON YOUR CONTINENT THAN YOU, I READ HUFFINGTON POST AND THE GUARDIAN.
Charles Wood
my dads a conservative republican who voted trump
Zachary Miller
>something you know the person won't buy for themselves yet they would want? Those don't exist when your family members are functioning adults and are not stuck at $30k wages and swamped in debt.
Jeremiah Kelly
Omfg best Christmas story so far and we´ve had plenty. Good work burger
John Cook
She'll rag on him for driving you out, not due to politics you genius
Jack Diaz
Giving gifts on Christmas is just a Jewish plot to destroy the holiday. Same shit with Easter and all the commercialism around that.
Sebastian Gray
i just always associate fag with being a liberal now a days
Josiah Sullivan
>caring about your family
jesus christ man, grow up
Parker Roberts
I dont why this made me lol so hard
Gavin Sanders
makes me feel good knowing I brought keks this christmas
Caleb Jones
Uh, no. I make around 83k a year but I wouldn't buy a glass drip coffee maker for myself, and I didn't think about it eithere, but I love coffee and my brother knew that
>He who lives to see two or three generations is like a man who sits some time in the conjurer’s booth at a fair, and witnesses the performance twice or thrice in succession. The tricks were meant to be seen only once; and when they are no longer a novelty and cease to deceive, their effect is gone.
Cameron Green
>haven't talked to mom's side of the family for years, always been too busy with work >off on christmas eve and chirstmas day finally >decide to visit cousin's house >4 hour road trip was comfy >get there, feel completely unwelcome >house is in complete shambles >spackling patches everywhere, some type of liquid dripping down the ceiling/walls, shitty bathroom, etc >half of them look like mississippians now >feel embarrassed but family is family >eat dindin, argument ensues for some reason >the house owner and her family go outside, just screetching at each other right now >don't even stay for presents, get up and leave >aunt messages me apologizing, saying the father has bipolar PTSD issues >completely disgusted with my family now >don't reply >go home and open my first kraken bottle in 7 months
I miss what my family was like 8 years ago. Then again, I guess I grew up. I'm 22 now and I was 14 back then. Does it get any better, Sup Forums? Everyone is depressing as fuck now on both sides of the family. I feel like I'm the only """normal""" one now. Everyone just talks shit about each other behind their backs.
John Jackson
yeah, i do. just like i know more about the reality of america than the conspiracy rejects who think lizards rule the world.
if you can't fathom this concept then you're retarded or autistic or both.
Caleb Diaz
OP here, I know this feel all too well
Alexander Thompson
nah, that's the non nazi one reclaimed from the ebil depodables
Easton Cruz
Well he certainly acted like a liberal there
Cameron Thompson
>Christmas dinner >they're mad Trump attacked the press >say it is jewish owned and has a agenda and favor Hillary and democrats more, like every other network in the US. >no one says anything but continue agreed that it was not good of trump to do that.
>Just look at those people who supported Trump they must be illiterate all of them. And that they've never seen so many illiterate people.
>I say Somalia but no answer
Andrew Martinez
>Sister and I stay at my parents' place >just hang out all day drinking and catching up and eating kickass food >continually buzzed all day, cider with breakfast, beer with lunch and dinner, and White Russians for late hours >and not just Bud Light, but good shit like Einstök and Sam Adams and Franziskaner >watch movies like It's a Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation >play 42 in the evenings (basically Spades but with dominos) >mom cooks an awesome Turducken with amazing sides >dad doesn't drink so we have a designated driver if we need to go somewhere >everyone did a combination of gifts we asked for, and thoughtful ones that we're surprises >sister is liberal while the rest of us are conservative, but we all agreed to avoid political arguments
Christmas was fucking awesome, just because your family is shitty doesn't mean everyone's is. I missed the midnight service tho so I guess I gotta get to confession.
Brandon Phillips
>tfw no christmas dinners cause no family
Jaxon Kelly
>liberal lefty friends invite me over for NYE party >have to do my best not to sperg out and ruin it when politics come up
Carter Rodriguez
Why the fuck do people discuss politics at Christmas dinner? My family is a quarter redpilled, a quarter neocon, and half SJW morons, but we all have the decency to not bring up shit at family dinners that is going to start a fight.
Ayden Miller
>how was your christmas
I went to work.
Got pissed stores were closed.
Hungry.
Went to bed.
Jaxon Morales
Nice blog post faggot.
Why make up such obvious fake stories on the internet?
Elijah Lee
nah, just got mad at me for saying that my cousin would be raped.
John Murphy
This is how my family in Goteborg is. Two of my cousins from there were yelling at me when I told them to vote SD calling me racist etc etc and saying that there dad's best friends restuarant (some Turk) would close down if SD won. I just laughed and said that's not what SD is proposing at all and then asked them where they would go once Sweden is minority Swedish. They said, "The USA!" and I just said "fuck you both. Stay in the paradise you created. Don't come to my country with your shit" Good times.
>mfw northern family is based af
Isaiah Moore
Same thing happened to me except I pulled out my gun and shoved it in my cousin's bf's mouth and told him to just try fucking saying he would fight me. He pissed and shit himself. Everyone backed away. I told them all if they report this I would send people to rape and kill every single one of them and it will be untraceable to me. I lefte everyone crying and shocked, my dog shat on the rug and I left. They know not to fuck with me because I'm a dangerous dude. Then I woke up and realized none of that ever happened and I'm alone on christmas and I haven't seen my family in over 20 years so I opened a bottle of rum and started doing shots till I passed out again.
Jayden Foster
disregard them STRIVE AND REACH THE SKY ITSELF
Easton Williams
Perhaps the father hates Jen's BF and wanted to fan the flames. OP should have made snide remark about cuck bf enjoying the rape
Kevin Gomez
>being mad at somebody speaking the truth Yup, liberal.
Bentley Gray
I hope they remake HnK someday and do it some justice. The movie with Shuu was not that great.
I still miss my family tho
Christopher Hall
>tfw your whole family is redpilled af Even my 16 year old sister.
Hudson Evans
For me Raoh was the best thing in the show, how they portrayed him and his struggle. And that fucking helmet. It was... a different class of a show.
Kayden Clark
In fairness, this is some pretty solid trolling.
Nolan Brown
prove this is the internet
David Harris
They said a bunch more that we should flyover refugees in planes instead for example and lots more of bullshit
reading these stories makes me so happy that I have a redpilled family
>christmas dinner >aunt recalls a few weeks ago when my grandma said to her on the phone 'I can't help it, but I just hate pakis' >everyone laughs >everyone agrees that 'pakis are disgusting' >mfw when I come from a female dominated family, my mother has 3 sisters and a gay brother >we all agree that blacks are bad too, but not as bad as pakis
Jaxson Watson
painful webm
Brandon Reed
Feels good to live in entirely extreme conservative family of 18 people. We only aggressively argue about ethnicity and history since our family is one part Latvian and other is Russian. We almost always agree on most of things. Me and my cousin are redpilled and we alot of times mention "le Hitler did nothing wrong" and rest of family gets little bit triggered but agree overall.
>yfw family will celebrate western Christmas and Orthodox Christmas next week Wew.
Isaiah Jenkins
Sorry to hear that swedebro. What city are you from? Thankfully I've never been to malmo.. would probably send me into a really dark cycle of depression and anger.. but Goteborg is still pretty fucking bad regardless. Last time I was there there was a huge refugee welcome demonstration comprised almost entirely of swedish chicks and random brown people. Fucking depressing man.
Adam Phillips
double presents?
Carter Morris
I agree! The second series were utter dogshite in my opinion though, with this Kaioh guy or something
talked about smoked ham is better than honey glaze
talked about dad's wife's family in germany
talked about brother and cousin in commiefornia
explained to dad's german wif about commiefornia, and how they killed my brother's pet ferret at the border, and how they will search vehicles for pruduce and shit and stuff
talked about mexicans and bedbugs
talked about postal workers and them dumping their mail in the woods or dumpsters
Isaac Parker
>Christmas lunch >sitting at a dinner table with two of my uncles >one uncle tells me how the stock market is going to rise like crazy with trump in office >tell him I am a trump supporter as well >gives me stock market advice, tells me to invest while I can
pretty based christmas
Christian Rogers
I don't think anyone enjoyed the second series to be quite honest. Once Raoh died, everything was done and there wasn't much to be concluded.
Hudson Watson
My wife and son past out early leaving me to do all the work of being santa overall i enjoyed it i think i made money this year(people bought my family more then we bought other people)
Samuel White
Moms family is Russian Dads family is Latvian
Zachary Taylor
>He doesn't command the terrified silence of everyone in his family