Christmas dinner

>christmas dinner
>half Conservative, half liberal
>just trying to watch the steelers game because le'veon bell is on my Fantasy team (he did fire btw)
>fucking cousin brings up "New Trump Administration"
>"He doesnt know what he wants!"
>Keeping my cool while other cousins argue
>they keep repeating that statement
>"user, what are your thoughts on the issue!"
>"Ill just refrain from the conversation, ill just say half of you will not like my opinion"
>this bullshit keeps going on for an hour
>Cousin says (and I cannot fucking make this up) "Im not having a fucking racist in the white house, im moving to like canada or sweden"
>Cant keep my cool anymore
>"Jen, If you move to Sweden you will be fucking raped by the droves of Middle eastern and african immigrants"
>Thought my cousins who were conservative would support me, instead turns into a screaming frenzy
>the whole family, which consists of like 20 people join in
>Jens faggoty boyfriend wants to fight me
>Say Ill fuck him up right now
>Dad instead hears what I said and says why dont I fuck him up because Im such a "Tough guy" My dads from the Bronx and thinks he can beat up anyone
>2 punches almost thrown at me and other cousin
>take my dog, say trump 2016 like a retard, and leave
>drive home

how was your christmas

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Nice fake story, but honestly, I think I'm starting to not enjoy Christmas any more.

I enjoyed all my gifts, and everyone enjoyed mine because I outright bought them what they asked for.

But there's always so much awkwardness. Like my cousin unwrapping a shirt from his dad, looking at it, and then just folding it back up. His mom said something like "It's alright, I'll wear it when I'm cleaning around the house". Like it was just the biggest fuck you to my uncle ever, he could have at least pretended to like it and just not wear it.

Also, everyone just gets drunk and sits around talking about boring shit. No one listens to any Christmas music, no one decorates or gives a shit, the magic just feels like it's gone.

I've already phased out Easter, Thanksgiving, and New Years. The big C is probably next. It's sad, but it's becoming hard. I have to force it upon myself, and at the same time I feel like I'm forcing it upon others as I try to make Christmas feel like it used to.

>he was fire

Fuck you, nigger.

TLDR

Pretty good, no one cares to chat politics and instead we just laughed along to jokes and enjoyed the food. Before getting completely dicked over in secret santa as 50% of the presents turned out to be movie tickets.

>take my dog, say trump 2016 like a retard, and leave

Lmao. Your awesome dude i wish i knew you irl, I'd buy you a beer and let you stay at my place.

>the magic just feels like it's gone.

It's growing up man. Xmas is best enjoyed as a kid. You still believe in magic when your a kid. Every adult is such a self-obssessed consumer, good luck finding someone to make gifts with- or even someone who would like a gift that was homemade. Most people just care about money and themselves.

Being around my family feels like a meeting of autists. I prefer to distance myself most of the time because its 40% small talk and 60% sitting in silence.
Family is retarded af and usually doesnt give a shit about any subject that isnt basic af.
Nothing actually happened the past year and Im not talking about my personal relationships so fuck off.

Thats bad man.
Why are people in the US so touchy about this stuff?
(I mean beside from political Indoctrination)

>No one listens to any Christmas music, no one decorates or gives a shit, the magic just feels like it's gone.
>We don't observe any of the traditional customs of the holiday
>Why am I not enjoying the holiday

>>"Jen, If you move to Sweden you will be fucking raped by the droves of Middle eastern and african immigrants"
>>Jens faggoty boyfriend wants to fight me
>>Dad instead hears what I said and says why dont I fuck him up because Im such a "Tough guy" My dads from the Bronx and thinks he can beat up anyone

Your family is shit, to be honest.

>christmas dinner
>pray before we eat
>person saying prayer gives thanks for Trump winning
>eat a huge fucking turkey

It went well

its growing up and maturing you fucking faggot, and you say my story is fake. No wonder your retarded

were all right

>turkey
>not duck or goose

6/10

in the US we eat turkey

Im from Michigan. Get a greasy bird and prime rib into your holiday dinners

nigga why u in germany then

>half liberal

lol who the fuck are you kidding? this is something far right dipshits say in an attempt to get liberals to listen to their dogshit opinions. if you're seriously worried that everyone who lives in sweden or germany are guaranteed to be raped then you're obviously a delusional conspiracy tard faggot. how about you actually check the numbers instead of exaggerating like an autist just so you have more of a reason to hate everyone who isn't just like you

ah, a leaf

ah, an ameriburger

Lol look at this libcuck getting so triggered

i'm not even liberal lol

keep throwing shitty buzzwords though. i love how virgin autists on Sup Forums think they have the high ground.

And here I was, harboring delusions that Sup Forums was somehow different from /r9k/.

You dumb bitch, things are worse in Europe than you see on the news

>The big C is probably next.

columbus day? that's sad.

says the faggot whose entire opinion comes from purposely tracking down news content that only reinforces his pussy whining bullshit

>But there's always so much awkwardness. Like my cousin unwrapping a shirt from his dad, looking at it, and then just folding it back up. His mom said something like "It's alright, I'll wear it when I'm cleaning around the house". Like it was just the biggest fuck you to my uncle ever, he could have at least pretended to like it and just not wear it.

Your cousin is me, and I apologize for nothing. I'm never a dick about getting a present [they didn't HAVE to get me anything], but I can't stand lying about things like that and pretending to like things I don't.

>in the US we eat turkey

we have ham, or prime rib. ham this year.

>dinner with wife's family on the 24th
>politics don't even come up

>lunch (couldn't stay long) with mom's side of the family on Xmas day
>uncle says he's glad Trump won and that it won't hurt to be closer to Russia
>nobody disagrees

>dinner with dad's side of the family on Xmas day
>other uncle says the same thing
Rural leafs can be pretty alright.

I think you guys just should enjoy the night

My christmas

>Dad went with his woman family
>Mom and brothers are far from where I am from
>Had to go with relatives that havent seen in 8+ years
>They recieved me with a happy smile even when I just asked them if I could spend the night with them a day before
>I watched how everbody recieved gifts but not me, even tough I had a good time cause everyone was happy
>family talked about politics eventually
>everbody thinks that Trump MAGA will eventually help Mexico
>Dinner ended and I went home

Just enjoy the night with your relatives/friends, dont be such a fuckers and rant about shit, is christmas and you should enjoy as I did, even if I didnt get any present, just watching my family being happy made me happy too

cheers for the laugh, you sound alright nigger
'jen you will be raped..'
fucking lol
fighting everyone - glorious struggle comrade
wish i could buy you a beer and you can crash in my spare room

>talking politics on Xmas

Why?

Whenever ppl ask my opinion on that shit I simply reply, "I don't argue in echo chambers."

>live in a halfway house
>celebrate Christmas with my fellow alcoholics and addicts.
>ate ham.
>our friends life support was pulled that night
>bittersweet

It could have been better. I'm going to miss that man.

It comes up sometimes. Something to talk about, I guess. I try not to bring it up myself, but I don't mind chiming in now and then. I never talk politics at home because my wife is really sweet and caring and "we need to help those poor people" but I'm mean and racist and I tell her that the rifle under the bed is in case a coyote or something wanders onto our property but it's actually there because I don't trust niggers or "refugees".

yup, cant stand my own family anymore. im convinced we are going to my inlaws instead, because they are religious and christmas is way way way different there. better for my kids too.

If she doesn't like muh Racism™ then why would she move to a country even more White than is the US?

I'm in Europe you fucking fag, stop projecting

not too bad story

politics hardly got brought up this year, I think they fear me, because they know I will bring up uncommfortable facts in front of the kids, if they challenge me

i can see that you fucking mongrel lol

it doesn't mean you're not a fucking delusional conspiracy tard faggot like the american dipshits who think they're at risk of getting murdered by muslims every day. i have tons of family all over europe (germany, france, italy) and they've never felt at risk of getting raped by muslim refugees -- so maybe you're just a pussy ass faggot that's too scared to step out of his mom's basement?

look everyone, obamalead is at it again

>Leaf is ugly
>Doesn't get raped
>Therefore, no one gets raped
>Fucking leaf

Leaf

>spent Christmas with my girlfriend's family
>don't speak Polish at all
>awkward as fuck but I don't mind
I had a generally nice time with a bunch of people I'd never met before and with whom I barely talked to.

>not getting fit so you could defend your opinion with force
>not beating the shit out of dad for being a smug fuck
>not fucking up Jen's boyfriend as you have promised
OP, you are a low-energy faggot and deserve to be humiliated.

>Only Immediate family
>present small gifts to each other
>talk shit for a while
>eat roast meats for lunch (pork lamb turkey and duck this year)
>get drunk and everyone plays cricket
>spend night making drunken nigger jokes
>go to sleep
It's pretty hard to fuck this up doodz

I got this. I'm 100% sure someone in my family knows I browse Sup Forums

>post swedish rape-statistics into your family's whatsapp group
>tell them to contact you once they can accept reality
Your mom's gonna rag on your father for being a fag

>Dad is in Mexico for vacation
>Mom was working all day, roads were to bad for me to visit after she got off
>Sister, after a series of laughably bad life and financial decisions, is stuck working at Target 40 hours a week in Sacramento after her fiance left her
>Stay in my apartment masturbating and eating microwave cheeseburgers all day
was breddy gud

Shitty people buy what others ask for

How about thoughtful gifts?? You know, something you know the person won't buy for themselves yet they would want? It's less exciting receiving a gift you're not expecting than getting exactly what you asked for. Case in point:

I asked for a sound bar for Christmas for my 4k tv. Got one and it's cool but it wasn't "omg!!"

I recieved a really cool drip coffee maker made out of glass from my brother that I didn't ask for nor think about and I was totally surprised and fucking loved it

I hate Americans

>I KNOW BETTER ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING ON YOUR CONTINENT THAN YOU, I READ HUFFINGTON POST AND THE GUARDIAN.

my dads a conservative republican who voted trump

>something you know the person won't buy for themselves yet they would want?
Those don't exist when your family members are functioning adults and are not stuck at $30k wages and swamped in debt.

Omfg best Christmas story so far and we´ve had plenty. Good work burger

She'll rag on him for driving you out, not due to politics you genius

Giving gifts on Christmas is just a Jewish plot to destroy the holiday. Same shit with Easter and all the commercialism around that.

i just always associate fag with being a liberal now a days

>caring about your family

jesus christ man, grow up

I dont why this made me lol so hard

makes me feel good knowing I brought keks this christmas

Uh, no. I make around 83k a year but I wouldn't buy a glass drip coffee maker for myself, and I didn't think about it eithere, but I love coffee and my brother knew that

Best gifts are ones you're not expecting

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>He who lives to see two or three generations is like a man who sits some time in the conjurer’s booth at a fair, and witnesses the performance twice or thrice in succession. The tricks were meant to be seen only once; and when they are no longer a novelty and cease to deceive, their effect is gone.

>haven't talked to mom's side of the family for years, always been too busy with work
>off on christmas eve and chirstmas day finally
>decide to visit cousin's house
>4 hour road trip was comfy
>get there, feel completely unwelcome
>house is in complete shambles
>spackling patches everywhere, some type of liquid dripping down the ceiling/walls, shitty bathroom, etc
>half of them look like mississippians now
>feel embarrassed but family is family
>eat dindin, argument ensues for some reason
>the house owner and her family go outside, just screetching at each other right now
>don't even stay for presents, get up and leave
>aunt messages me apologizing, saying the father has bipolar PTSD issues
>completely disgusted with my family now
>don't reply
>go home and open my first kraken bottle in 7 months

I miss what my family was like 8 years ago. Then again, I guess I grew up. I'm 22 now and I was 14 back then. Does it get any better, Sup Forums? Everyone is depressing as fuck now on both sides of the family. I feel like I'm the only """normal""" one now. Everyone just talks shit about each other behind their backs.

yeah, i do. just like i know more about the reality of america than the conspiracy rejects who think lizards rule the world.

if you can't fathom this concept then you're retarded or autistic or both.

OP here, I know this feel all too well

nah, that's the non nazi one reclaimed from the ebil depodables

Well he certainly acted like a liberal there

>Christmas dinner
>they're mad Trump attacked the press
>say it is jewish owned and has a agenda and favor Hillary and democrats more, like every other network in the US.
>no one says anything but continue agreed that it was not good of trump to do that.

>Just look at those people who supported Trump they must be illiterate all of them. And that they've never seen so many illiterate people.

>I say Somalia but no answer

>Sister and I stay at my parents' place
>just hang out all day drinking and catching up and eating kickass food
>continually buzzed all day, cider with breakfast, beer with lunch and dinner, and White Russians for late hours
>and not just Bud Light, but good shit like Einstök and Sam Adams and Franziskaner
>watch movies like It's a Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation
>play 42 in the evenings (basically Spades but with dominos)
>mom cooks an awesome Turducken with amazing sides
>dad doesn't drink so we have a designated driver if we need to go somewhere
>everyone did a combination of gifts we asked for, and thoughtful ones that we're surprises
>sister is liberal while the rest of us are conservative, but we all agreed to avoid political arguments

Christmas was fucking awesome, just because your family is shitty doesn't mean everyone's is. I missed the midnight service tho so I guess I gotta get to confession.

>tfw no christmas dinners cause no family

>liberal lefty friends invite me over for NYE party
>have to do my best not to sperg out and ruin it when politics come up

Why the fuck do people discuss politics at Christmas dinner? My family is a quarter redpilled, a quarter neocon, and half SJW morons, but we all have the decency to not bring up shit at family dinners that is going to start a fight.

>how was your christmas

I went to work.

Got pissed stores were closed.

Hungry.

Went to bed.

Nice blog post faggot.

Why make up such obvious fake stories on the internet?

nah, just got mad at me for saying that my cousin would be raped.

This is how my family in Goteborg is. Two of my cousins from there were yelling at me when I told them to vote SD calling me racist etc etc and saying that there dad's best friends restuarant (some Turk) would close down if SD won. I just laughed and said that's not what SD is proposing at all and then asked them where they would go once Sweden is minority Swedish. They said, "The USA!" and I just said "fuck you both. Stay in the paradise you created. Don't come to my country with your shit" Good times.

>mfw northern family is based af

Same thing happened to me except I pulled out my gun and shoved it in my cousin's bf's mouth and told him to just try fucking saying he would fight me. He pissed and shit himself. Everyone backed away. I told them all if they report this I would send people to rape and kill every single one of them and it will be untraceable to me. I lefte everyone crying and shocked, my dog shat on the rug and I left. They know not to fuck with me because I'm a dangerous dude. Then I woke up and realized none of that ever happened and I'm alone on christmas and I haven't seen my family in over 20 years so I opened a bottle of rum and started doing shots till I passed out again.

disregard them
STRIVE AND REACH THE SKY ITSELF

Perhaps the father hates Jen's BF and wanted to fan the flames.
OP should have made snide remark about cuck bf enjoying the rape

>being mad at somebody speaking the truth
Yup, liberal.

I hope they remake HnK someday and do it some justice. The movie with Shuu was not that great.

I still miss my family tho

>tfw your whole family is redpilled af
Even my 16 year old sister.

For me Raoh was the best thing in the show, how they portrayed him and his struggle. And that fucking helmet. It was... a different class of a show.

In fairness, this is some pretty solid trolling.

prove this is the internet

They said a bunch more that we should flyover refugees in planes instead for example and lots more of bullshit

Raoh > Rei > Shuu > Kenshiro > Mamiya > Shin > Jagi imo

reading these stories makes me so happy that I have a redpilled family

>christmas dinner
>aunt recalls a few weeks ago when my grandma said to her on the phone 'I can't help it, but I just hate pakis'
>everyone laughs
>everyone agrees that 'pakis are disgusting'
>mfw when I come from a female dominated family, my mother has 3 sisters and a gay brother
>we all agree that blacks are bad too, but not as bad as pakis

painful webm

Feels good to live in entirely extreme conservative family of 18 people.
We only aggressively argue about ethnicity and history since our family is one part Latvian and other is Russian.
We almost always agree on most of things.
Me and my cousin are redpilled and we alot of times mention "le Hitler did nothing wrong" and rest of family gets little bit triggered but agree overall.

>yfw family will celebrate western Christmas and Orthodox Christmas next week
Wew.

Sorry to hear that swedebro. What city are you from? Thankfully I've never been to malmo.. would probably send me into a really dark cycle of depression and anger.. but Goteborg is still pretty fucking bad regardless. Last time I was there there was a huge refugee welcome demonstration comprised almost entirely of swedish chicks and random brown people. Fucking depressing man.

double presents?

I agree!
The second series were utter dogshite in my opinion though, with this Kaioh guy or something

Speaking of Rei, he was so based.

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talked about smoked ham is better than honey glaze

talked about dad's wife's family in germany

talked about brother and cousin in commiefornia

explained to dad's german wif about commiefornia, and how they killed my brother's pet ferret at the border, and how they will search vehicles for pruduce and shit and stuff

talked about mexicans and bedbugs

talked about postal workers and them dumping their mail in the woods or dumpsters

>Christmas lunch
>sitting at a dinner table with two of my uncles
>one uncle tells me how the stock market is going to rise like crazy with trump in office
>tell him I am a trump supporter as well
>gives me stock market advice, tells me to invest while I can

pretty based christmas

I don't think anyone enjoyed the second series to be quite honest. Once Raoh died, everything was done and there wasn't much to be concluded.

My wife and son past out early leaving me to do all the work of being santa overall i enjoyed it i think i made money this year(people bought my family more then we bought other people)

Moms family is Russian
Dads family is Latvian

>He doesn't command the terrified silence of everyone in his family