That's right: our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ did what the Holy Bible said and made his dick clean and look good.
Although Scripture doesn't say it explicitly, implicitly it says that anyone with a foreskin cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven. After a miserable life of getting rejected by women for having an anteater dick, you burn in hell for eternity.
It's not worth it...have your sons circumcised, just like Mary and Joseph did to Jesus.
Also, your kid won't get made fun of at school for looking leak a freak with a growth on his wee wee.
Reminder that if a Christian circumcises their son in accordance with Jewish practice they're fragrantly defying the New Covenant and will almost certainly be damned to hell for their sin.
Elijah Peterson
Found the anteater! Repent and get cut.
>implying that cut Christians are going to Hell for looking like Jesus.
Hunter Young
>following Jesus' example is bad What a retard. You're supposed to live like Jesus. He's the ideal man, God in the flesh.
Levi Cook
Literally flesh.
It's not too late, men. Set a date where you and your sons get circumcised the same day.
Leo Cooper
You two seem to have mistakenly assumed that the concept of the Islamic Hadith also exists in Christianity when in actually it does not. Honestly it's probably not your fault, I would likely be completely ignorant on actual Christian doctrine if I'd grown up listening to one of the professional blasphemers known as a pastor.
Lincoln Turner
Just gonna leave this here for anyone interested in educating themselves about this practice.
Additionally, following your logic, all parents should also arrange to have their children crucified.
Cameron Mitchell
Rabbi sucked the bloody babby penus of god.
Samuel Perez
>H. Christ Dropped. Clean and dead and ugly for women and rabbis. Christ actually said only the heart needs be butchered. St Paul if you are uncut you will not cut yourself. Restore your foreskin with T taping. Today
Sebastian Sullivan
Nice cherrypicking. Also that looks and smells and performs better than any vagina or sand glans
Jacob Thomas
>he thinks all non-cut guys' dicks look like this.
wew lad.
Ryan Murphy
>Although Scripture doesn't say it explicitly, implicitly it says that anyone with a foreskin cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven. After a miserable life of getting rejected by women for having an anteater dick, you burn in hell for eternity.
source?
Anthony Baker
He also got crucified but I'm not gonna hammer nails through my kids hands and legs.
Leo Reyes
imagine if jesus was reborn now
every person in the vatican would rape his ass. jesus would die of destroyed ass long before even reaching his teens. maybe he knows this and thats why he doesnt want to be reborn
Daniel Hernandez
plz respond
Owen Gonzalez
Not by choice
Nathaniel Butler
>Christ actually said only the heart needs be butchered. The references to "circumcision of the heart" are essentially saying that your covenant with God needs to be made by accepting Christ into your heart. It's a reference to the replacing of the old covenant of Abraham(circumcision as a blood sacrifice to God) to the New Covenant (accepting Jesus Christ into your heart so you may know God through him). Claiming a Christian needs to make a Jewish blood sacrifice to know God is ignoring one of the most core aspects of Christian doctrine and is for all intent heresy, which is to be expected from Baptists.
Owen Reed
Uncut means foreskin, dummy.
Joseph and Mary circumcised Jesus' penis because it was the thing to do. The Romans crucified Jesus out of hate.
Hudson Hughes
>you shouldn't pattern your life after the incarnation of God on Earth Then how should you live? If he lived today he'd be like any other rambling bum on the street.
Adrian Clark
The Romans crucified Jesus because they thought he was their king.
This is still true about OP's post:
Additionally, following your logic, all parents should arrange to have their children crucified.
Aaron Adams
Aw man i love removing half of my dicks rolling skin system, losing half my penis's nerve endings therein and getting fungal infections because my glans dries out so quickly and easily oh boy oh boy
Hudson Rodriguez
>Then how should you live? You live by his teachings among them it's never claimed Christians need to be circumcised. As I said before you're applying an Islamic concept to Christianity that doesn't exist in it. There's nothing in Christian doctrine remotely similar to the Hadiths.
Alexander Ortiz
you're a bad troll
Jaxon Johnson
Having foreskin is too much work. It's like caring for a pet. I'm getting my snip after 23 years of this uncut hell
Carter Perry
But user, some girls might prefer it, that is reason enough!
Aiden Cox
Show us your foreskin first.
Jaxon Richardson
>Wanting to be like a jew, ever
Lawl. You do realise that the pope is uncut, do you think he's going to be BTFO from heaven? And all the European Catholics/Christians for that matter.
Nathan Turner
Hey OP, should I get cut with Gomco or Mogen? How much foreskin needs to be cut?
Jonathan White
If you show us your willy we can tell you how much foreskin to remove.
Evan Gray
That "growth" is to protect your sensitive part from incessant trauma.
Which you can see all over US men.
Owen Edwards
Why? You some sort of fag? Are you that gay aussie slut who's normally in gay threads bragging about how you chill on grind and want to fuck old men?
Dominic Green
Go with Gomco, it's the more traditional Jewish method.
Typically circumcision removes 50-60 perfect of the penile shaft skin, but in your case you should just delete your benis.
Isaac Sanchez
Ugh, gross, no that's not me. This is purely for science.
Dominic Cruz
"Look: I, Paul, say to you that if you accept circumcision, Christ will be of no advantage to you. I testify again to every man who accepts circumcision that he is obligated to keep the whole law. You are severed from Christ, you who would be justified by the law; you have fallen away from grace. For through the Spirit, by faith, we ourselves eagerly wait for the hope of righteousness. For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision counts for anything, but only faith working through love" Galatians 5:2-11
Luis Baker
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Dominic Williams
Paul said circumcision is a mutilation of the flesh and spiritually damaging. None of us would be Christian if it weren't for him. He allowed non-Jews to convert
Justin Bailey
"Dinner's ready!"
Gavin Peterson
Yeah I think you're lying
Nathan Brown
OP you're a pervert and I reported this thread.
Gavin Martin
The History Of Herodotus....Not a single mention of a jew existing.
Herodotus claims that the only cirumcision practice is found and exclusive to Egypt. And 1-2 other nations of those times who picked it up from Egyptians.
Go read Herodotus history. Maybe English faked the translation is it?
So this means - it is a ancient egyptian cult.
Sebastian Edwards
You're right I just want to masturbate to an image of your uncut willy :(
Lucas Ortiz
lol
Matthew Parker
If its only flesh then by restoring i am no longer a jewish slave TA TA
Asher Morales
WRONG if you don't circumcise your son you break the law which Jesus Christ himself said is binding until the heavens and earth pass. Why did Jesus not "heal" anyone's circumcision? In fact he praised it and said that circumcision is so important you should break the sabbath to practice it, just like you should when healing someone.
Xavier White
The pope will go to Hell for being a pagan
Liam Robinson
Genesis 21:4 And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac being eight days old, as God had commanded him.
This is a commandment from God, it is mandatory that sons be circumcised on the 8th day. Even Jesus himself was circumcised
Luke 2:21 And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.
Now I know what you're all going to say, this is the Old Testament we don't have to follow that, well Christ would like to have a word with you.
Matthew 5:18-19 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Blake Nguyen
To teach against circumcision is to go against what Christ has preached, those who practice and those who teach it will be called great in the Kingdom of Heaven. I know what you're all going say, but Paul said you don't have to! That's correct, Paul said you don't have to but he never mentioned your son
Galatians 5:2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
What he is saying here is if you are circumcised Christ shall profit you nothing, you meaning you the reader. The issue at the time was the Jews claimed to become a Christian you must first convert to Judaism and be circumcised then you can convert to Christianity. This was obviously a big issue but it was solved.
1 Corinthians 7:18-20 Is any man called being circumcised? let him not become uncircumcised. Is any called in uncircumcision? let him not be circumcised. Circumcision is nothing, and uncircumcision is nothing, but the keeping of the commandments of God. Let every man abide in the same calling wherein he was called.
Adam Powell
What this is saying here is if you became a Christian when you were circumcised, don't become uncircumcised. If you were uncircumcised, do not become circumcised. This is what it means when Paul said if you're circumcised Christ shall profit you nothing, it doesn't matter come into the church as you are, do not listen to the Jews who are trying to lead you away from Christ all are accepted into the church just the way they are. What is important is you obey the commandments of God, one of these was to circumcise your son on the 8th day.
Genesis 17:12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.
Notice that it says he that is 8 days old shall be circumcised? The Jews corrupted this by saying everyone must be, not true. It's essential to have your son circumcised now that you have this knowledge but you yourself don't need to be circumcised.
Adrian Morris
>Then how should you live? Like you. I fear it's too late for you reply to this post with a 9 if you want to end your suffering.
Christopher Howard
"The law" is not Jewish law. Do Christians keep kosher? No because it's not a requirement. Your grasp of the religion is tenuous at best.
Landon Hernandez
Yahowsha was circumcized, there are no uncircumcised people in heaven. There are also no Christians in heaven, go to blessyahowah.com
Jack Lee
I kept kosher, God gave us this commandmnet. It's not a sin to break it though, Jesus clarified you can't sin from what you eat because it doesn't touch your heart. The dietary laws are for health reasons
Tyler Martinez
fuck off leafs, your shitposting skills are sub-par
Jordan Fisher
I'm not shitposting I'm quoting the Bible
Brandon Sullivan
>I kept kosher Of course you do my Hebrew friend.
Isaac Price
Keep* my bad And I'm not Jewish, I'm Christian. God asked us to follow this diet for health reasons, you don't have to you can eat red meat everyday all day but then you'll develop heart problems
John Martin
Youre greasy and lazy. Youll want it back. Soap is easy to make and this is all unchristian zionist retardation again. Even steroid creams etc. Youre letting an old lady use your penis for her face cream
Luke Hughes
i dont get why christians dont follow the old testament when this verse is mentioned "For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled...." in the NT, am i missing something here?
Dylan Bell
That's why he started the entire religion, so his followers wouldn't have to suffer like he did.
Robert Jones
Christians I've spoken with have justified it by quoting John 19:30 >When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost. But I do believe that Jesus was talking about how the law is eternal, he said that UNTIL THE HEAVENS PASS. Heaven cannot pass it's impossible, and neither can Gods word.
Henry Powell
Jesus compared circumcision to healing, he basically said if it's good to break the sabbath to circumcise it's good to heal.
Benjamin Murphy
Go ahead and quote that passage. I want to see how badly out of context you've taken it.
Asher Reyes
yeah good point
Michael Sanchez
John 7:23 If a man on the sabbath day receive circumcision, that the law of Moses should not be broken; are ye angry at me, because I have made a man every whit whole on the sabbath day?
I don't understand this anti circumcision stance Sup Forums do you think God is wrong? Is you're anti semitism so strong you would BREAK Gods commandmnet to be less like the Jews? Should you stop breeding because the Jews breed as well?
Luke Perez
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Gavin Foster
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Brayden Peterson
He's not advocating for it at all. He's telling the crowd they have no right to judge him for healing a man on the Sabbath when they themselves have an exception to the law when it comes to carrying out the will of God. Considering the next passage I have to assume you're just being willfully obtuse to not understand this.
Jace Brooks
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
This just backs up everything I've said above
Landon Morris
He was born to a Jewish family and was the prophesied Messiah of the Jewish people.
No shit he would be circumcised
Thomas Martin
Christians worship a Jew
Easton Morgan
No one is listening you jew
It's like 40 years before the majority of whites are not going to be doing circumcisions.
Jonathan White
>This just backs up everything I've said above It literally doesn't. It's a statement on the hypocrisy of the Jews in the crowd and their blind adherence to their law which is ironically exactly what you're doing now.
Logan Price
Jews were chosen by God to have the burden of spreading his word, and they got persecuted by everyone for it. The exact same thing happened to Christians after
Juan Foster
I don't know how you can interpret it as anti circumcision... he's literally saying if it's good to circumcise so you don't break the sabbath it's good to heal.
Jose King
Agreed. Everyone should stay on the safe side and circumcise their boys. Doctors know best.
Benjamin Kelly
Sorry I got mixed up, if it's okay to break the sabbath by circumcising it's good to break the sabbath when you heal. He's saying healing someone is as important as circumcising them. If he was anti circumcision why didn't he ever "heal" someone's circumcision or even his own? Why does it so no where in the bible "do not circumcise"?
Cooper Torres
God never said preach to non-Israelites. In fact, this very thing is what's going to get my people killed in the last days. Doing apostasy like you can actually convert someone's blood lmao. Smh when the Spirit of Truth comes forth, they'll be in too deep and already trapped and will be led to their death.
Josiah Sanders
I am from a socialist country. I was very young when asked if I want "the procedure" or "keep it as it is". DO YOU THINK THAT IS A DECISION A KID SHOULD MAKE? ONE WHO WAS JUST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND SUDDENLY SOMEONE SAYS THEY WANNA CUT UP YOUR DICK? I said no.
Adrian Walker
lmao no skin detected
Lucas Cruz
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Dominic Cooper
galatians 5:12
Cameron Smith
((((((((Doctors))))))))
Jayden Parker
It's not a statement either way. You're completely ignoring the message in favor of picking out the example being used to illustrate the point. It has nothing to do with circumcision being equivalent to healing and everything to do with carrying out the will of God regardless of the Sabbath and how his actions should be judged righteously instead of at face value in the law.
Julian Gomez
>DO YOU THINK THAT IS A DECISION A KID SHOULD MAKE?
No, the parents should have it done soon after birth.
Evan Edwards
>and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God.
Romans 2:29B
You are literally exactly the same as the faggots this verse is addressing. The rebuttal to your assertion is literally right there in the canon. How retarded can you be?
Jaxon Young
sorry 5:2
Luis Thompson
So I'm suppose to knock up a prostitute and then lie about it?
Evan Harris
In the time of Christ, circumcision meant only cutting off the very end of the foreskin. The form we know today came about a couple centuries later.
Ian Fisher
>paul >saul of tarsus the jew who wrote most of the NT
multiple choice user
Leo Cook
Funny how most of the doctors in favor of it are American or Israeli.
Ayden Butler
no wonder Jesus hated Jews.
Daniel Adams
Circumcision is a tradition of Kikes, Rednecks, Boogans & Fucking Leafs
But It's also a tradition of Niggers, Sand-Niggers & Gooks
Julian Johnson
>the great masters of genital mutilation
No wonder kikes have so many mental/emotional issues. Their religion is sick as fuck. Vid related.
