William The Wallrus

Watching Braveheart for the 100th time. As a 1/2 potato nigger, I find it intriguing that some mountain niggers were able to defeat the English army. Did hollyweird change the script or was Billy a badass? Can my fellow Scotch tards shed some light on reality versus fiction? Wallace story reminds me of the left when they take about muh guns and why a small dedicated army can't go up against a mighty foe. And is this why the modern Euro fags just accept immigration? I think Wallrus would have kicked these modern day mudslimes back to Africa if he saw the current raping and pillaging of white anglo people. Am I wrong?

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The movie embellishes the facts quit a bit. In reality "we" scottish got our ass' kicked in and probably wouldn't have survived if it wasn't for the french.

That being said, the french are horrible multilcult faggots. And the scottish were pretty bad ass. Later on they were the most badass soldiers the empire had, and staunch supporters of it. It's the reason there is scots all over the planet, they made good storm troopers.

As for the movie, I think it's a bit over the top, but the premise is true.

Redpill me. What did the movie embellish on?

Just about everything. The scottish revolted many times, also I'm not so sure about the whole raping women before they were married thing. It really dug into the english.

Also the jews had a hand in making the scots revolt a few times as well.

I'm probably not the best person to ask, since I'm some shit-mix scottish diaspora. Probably better to ask them british faggots.

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It's always the juice isn't it. I am part jew, so i struggle to embrace the jewdism because the more i learn, the more i realize a part of me has been responsible for almost all upheaval in the last 1000 years. Some good some bad. If I had mad jew money, i probably would not be so bitter. I am also 1/16 cherokee, so i am also bitter that i have never received one cent in casino money. where's my gibs?

The rule of thumb with heritage is that you are whatever your father is. That is the old roman rule anyways.

I don't really blame the jews for their meddling in our history. Just put yourself in their shoes.

You have a bunch of caveman tier faggots who worship some dead jew, they basically worship your culture, so then it gives you the ability to get inside their minds. I think it's more of a neutral aspect to history since some of the things they did were helpful. It was more or less them wrestling with the elites and aristocracy.

That song I posted you is pretty much about coxing the scottish into fighting the english and their allied scottish clans.

you are very enlightened for a leaf. you must not be a leaf by birth. i can't promise you, but i will ask my fellow amerifags to spare you from the rake when the day comes. praise kek.

There are no mountains in the British Isles.

Robert was the guy who finished things. He was better at it than William. He's also the one who wound up on the throne.

William DID contribute to the adoption of lowland tactics; simple pikes to counter heavy cavalry.

Any scene in which William isn't cutting someone in half is heavily dramatized. He really was kind of a badass, but we know hardly anything about him except for his military campaign--which only lasted about a year or two.

He pushed over the first domino. That's about it.

I hope you aren't being serious

Those are foothills not mountains.

A small group fighting for their very survival, or even a cause they believe in will almost always defeat a much larger force that isn't or doesn't. When people believe in what they are doing they will give it their all and fight tooth and nail to win.

DA JOOS DID IT
DA WHITE MAN KEEPS ME POOR
DA MUSLIMS IS DA TERROR

pol is truly nigger tier

t. Coloradofag

t. Cascade mountain range. Colorado has mountains but not like here.

So you're basically a leaf. That explains a lot.

I can see Whistler from my front porch on a clear day. Mt Baker to the East.

i am actually rich white nigger. not g4 rich rich, but porsche 5000 sq ft house rich. pol redpilled me. the juice are a crafty lot. if you dont think so then how come a country so small can have so much impact on the entire world. and yes, mudslimes represent the worst organized religion in history. but whitey will prevail and the story of a single scot kicking a giants ass gives us all hope as we get ready to slay the muslim cyclops. i am disappointed as a fellow amerifag to see you so negative. you must be a nig.

prima nocta is complete bullshit and was never a thing. It was propaganda that every nation accused each other of, to make the peasants think they're living the good life.

This video is a great take down of Braveheart

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Most of it is BS

he really did use a gigantic sword, as he was a big guy.

he really did win a few key victories against the english

he really did die a gruesome death (guts pulled out, roasted over a fire as he watched) after being convicted as a traitor

mostly everything else is false. the whole blue war paint is fake too, the pre-scottish people did that. not the scots.

this was my point. hollyjew loves to fuck history up for us autists that dont have the time or patience to learn the histories. i have gotten a better education from pol than my 4 years in college.

It existed to a limited degree here as well as in Sumeria at the least. I don't think anywhere practiced it post 500BC though.

>jacobites
>not jewish
>new israel
>not in britain

lol what a retard you are.

The most interesting Scotch story is that of the border reavers.
These were the cursed inhabitants of the borderland between England and Scotland.
They only stopped fighting each other when the Scotish and English armies would come try to draft them.
Many times they would band together to fight the tax leviers and sheriffs coming to conscript them.
They were eventually banished to Ireland.
Many of these famous families came to the New World and became influential families for generations.

they were the only mercenaries that would have flags for both sides, and would switch to the other army if it looked like they were losing

The battles are accurate. Wallace BTFO heavy cavalry with pikes. Won a major battle, then Scots got BTFO by the English in the next battle just like in the movie. There were far more wars for Scottish independence than that though.

Them stumping the cavalry charge is the GOAT scene.

Medieval battles were huge clusterfucks where the outcome was rarely decided by what you usually get in your strategy games

Orders to your troops had to be dispatched one by one, with sometimes having your leaders not even talking the same language as your troops (most likely less horrible in England or Scotland than in France)

The quality of equipment was extremely random and yet sometimes it wasn't even a guarantee of having effective troops

Most soldiers had no idea on how to fight other than following their killer instincts

Fear was a decisive factor in an era where men didn't really care about their country or king but about their family that they might never see again (But maybe they'll see them again if they flee? The guy just in front of them just got impaled by a crude spear...)

It's hard to get accurate data on how many soldiers fought in each battle and I haven't looked too much into the Scottish-English wars but it's absolutely not impossible for a bunch of Scots to give a proper beating to a larger English levy

Sup Forums loves posting these screencaps of wikipedia battles that were won in spite of absolutely underwhelming odds and there are plenty of them

Think about the guys in Agincourt that drowned into mud and rain water because their horse got shot by a longbowman just because they were too eager to get this shit done

this is why i come to pol. who needs college when i can benefit from the wasted education of others. bless you pol. all i learned in college was cells and shit (bio major). the only history i learned was western civ 101 and 102 and that was just about niggers and the mesopotamia.

Kilts. Kilts appeared late 16th Century when surplus wool made it possible for Highlanders to wear long kilts, sort of 1/3 toga, 1/3 poncho, 1/3 blanket gathered at the waist. William Wallace lived in the late 13th Century. The only Scottish battle garment which is well attested to in the historical record for that time is a long shirt died bright yellow with horse piss. Apparently it was so common it was considered the standard "uniform" so to speak. Also, plate armor as depicted is completely anachronistic.

>The battles are accurate
It's accurate that the Scots used pikes at Stirling Bridge. The movie does not depict them with Pikes or utilizing the round "Schiltron" formation - the movie is not in any way historically accurate.