Alexander the Great was Macedonian not gayreek. Prove me wrong

Alexander the Great was Macedonian not gayreek. Prove me wrong
Protip you can't.
TIMELESS MACEDONIA

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i didnt even know macedonia was a country

i thought it was like some ancient empire thats deceased now. you learn something new everyday

Yes thats a fact, his father was king phillip II

singlehandedly, you have made thousands of people think your entire country is an autist haven with your posts

i want some mcdonalds now

>now
You better be a tourist.

Why did he speak Greek? Why did he write in Greek? Why did he have sex with men?

We don't have McDonald's here

He also spoke Persian Egyptian and aincent Macedonian.

Nuke it, nuke it back to the hell what spawned it.

Blow me cunt

Every credible history professor in the world outside of your shithole country acknowledges that he was a Greek.

Fuck yeah Macedonia

Whip your greek and albanian brothers into shape. You guys used to own the entire world, now you're fucking shitholes.

This is true.

Pitchkale mate any cunt who says otherwise.

>new macedonia is the old one

Fucking retard, your country isn't even alexander's one. There is a small portion of that but nothing else, since it was populated by savages.

You can't prove me wrong get a life kangaroo fucker

i am 99% sure there is one in skopje

We will own the entire world soon

Get keked retard
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Pizza

where's the golden fleece?

But he had to defeat their languages first.

You are both retarded. Macedonian and Greek are virtually the same thing when talking about the time of Alexander the Great.

Well as I now know there are countries with no McDonald's I see no point in continuing to live.

They got rid of all McDonald's in the country because the document expired or some shit. This is back on 2011

Modern Macedonia is a mishmash of Slav, Greek, and Turkish genes
Alexander was much more closely related to Greeks/Mediterraneans than modern day Macedonias

>he was a gaycidonian.

Pizza

r u telling me ur country is too poor to renew a goddamn business license dude

We kill turks

>a country is responsible for renewing a "business license"
>the USA renews it's business license with McDonald's every year!

Yes
Shit hole or not my boy Alex was Macedonian

we got a businessman here guys look out hes gonna kill us all with the power of 401ks

You're a funny guy!

Oh no, those're 8.53191489 times more powerful than a normal AK 47.

go invest in your portfolio or whatever the fuck you businesscucks do

or do u need another bailout businessnigger

For you

are you claiming he was a slav?

Funny Ha-Ha

Guys the topic is Alexander the Great and how he was Macedonian. Not mcdonalds and businessmen. Gosh you Americans only talk about fast food. Fat ass small brain

Funny like a clown

Honestly why has no one mentioned your ID.

Cutie you are Cuba.

Macasoinia is a country? Huh I learned something new today.

You need to go back damn dirty masso cunt.

Hey do you think Alexander would've liked McDonalds? He loved his golden hair so why not the golden arches?

Reminder that ancient Macedonia was actually just in modern day greece & you just stole the fucking name.
>literally WE WUZ ALEXANDER N SHEIT
fuck off yugoslav.

Don't tell me that

Fine, I guess I'll just go kill myself

Thanks kek, for giving me the ID of the communists. Suicide is the only option.

Nah, no need to kill yourself. Starvation will see to that.

McDonalds has conquered far more land than Alexander to be fair

No it isn't. It's a state.

Are you the Macedonian who took his girlfriend to the McDonald's in Braunschweig ?

Oh man they got McDonalds in Braunschweig? Shit I love Germany now.

>Golden Fleece
>Golden Arches
Coincidence? I think not

Macedonia confirmed to be McDonalds

At the time of Alexander, "greek" was also a fairly meaningless term, as the area was divided into city states. People considered themselves Athenian or Spartan first, and Greek a distant second.

Explains the gay midgets but not why I can't drink myself silly.

Eugene Borza is the most respected historian on the ancient Macedonians and his opinion is that the ancient Macedonians where not Greeks

There is the opinion that the ancient Greeks embraced hellenisation with the rise of Alexander - hellenisation = become Greeks

>No it isn't

Ok

I love it when people state vaugley related, well known facts in an attempt to come off as an intellectual.

ancient macedonians were greeks. modern macedonians are turks.

Agreed.

But those who even remotely identified as Greek would also have, to the same extent, have identified as Macedonian.

Ancient Greek =/= Modern lazy ass nigger "Greeks"

The fuck you on? It's got Detroit and everything.

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Who peed in your tea Nigel

>implying Macedonia isn't Mediterranean

I'll tell you who won't piss in your drink. The staff at McDonalds.

You may want to check for pubes in the mayo though.

I find it hard to believe that anyone who had an empire that stretched from greece to india would not prefer burger king over mcdonalds.

Nah see that'd be competition. Maybe Wendy's but certainly not BK.

>shitty fast food is better than shitty fast food! anyone intelligent will agree!

ok

Even blues cant take you serious fckn brainwashed make... Macedonia was Bulgaria and it will become again.

Does Bulgaria have McDonalds? All this historical debating has gotten me hungry.

>Born Pella, Macedon
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great

>Pella (Greek: Πέλλα), is an ancient city located in Central Macedonia, Greece,
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pella

>Central Macedonia (Greek: Περιφέρεια Κεντριkής Μαkεδονίας, Periféria Kentrikís Makedonías) is one of the thirteen administrative regions of Greece
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Macedonia

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>TPI

Almost everywhere you go , kfc and bk too

So I'm the only one who knows Alexander was Greek on his mother's side?

That American education.

Moose

Isnt it actually "republic of macedonia" because macedonia was cucked by greece and "muh macedonia is name of historic greek province"?

Nice, better than Macedonia then. Fuck those faggots.

i'm a vegan. alexander would be attracted to the royal iconography of "the King" and not the clownish nonce that your cultural hero "Ronald" represents. Read a book burger.

"wendy" with her red hair and freckles is clearly a celt. He would have stayed well away

Blow me tatar

>Born Pella, Macedon

macaturk wrecked.

He was Macedonian

The thing is you are not, you're a slav

sauce?

Whole world is keking at you ... serb's bitch

He would have seen the Burger "King" as a false king, a title not worthy of him.

As a military man however, the Colonel would be his choice.

Hence why I said maybe, certainly not 'the king' though. He'd rather go for an entertainer (especially with his love of the arts) than allow another king to sway his people.

>macedonia is name of historic greek province


No. But they were hellenized and the nobility was somewhat crossed with the Greeks and they partook of Greek culture.

B A L L I K O M B Ë T A R S O O N


You will feel Frashëri's wrath.


Bektashism Forever

True, didn't think about the Colonel.

Although really we're missing the obvious, Five Guys.

>no

see

Is assange kil?

Macedonia is Greek though.

THERE TO THE EAST
IN A PART OF ANCIENT GREECE

We are not speaking of modern Greece when we're speaking of Alexander and ancient Macedonia.

Remove turks plz

You misunderstand me. The Burger King society is already used to the strong absolute monarchy that Alexander was. He would have entered their capital and killed their "King" and assimilated his lands and people. Alexander would not have been able to resist conquering another great kingdom.

prove me wrong (you can't)

But ancient Macedonia is in Modern Greece.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(ancient_kingdom)

>Macedonia is Greek though.

Not during Alexander's time. They were not Greek, though they were Hellenistic to a degree.

Alexander was half Greek, however, and educated by Aristotle and others.

They called his dad Philip The Greek Killer