Well look who finally decided to come out of the basement. user, tell our ethnic friends about yourself

>Well look who finally decided to come out of the basement. user, tell our ethnic friends about yourself.

>welcome to the house
>dinners on the table
>the bathroom is down the hall to the left
>...
>oh sorry Pajeet
>out the front door and down the driveway

*autistic screeching*

Oh, so THAT'S why I stepped in shit when I woke up. Tell you-know-who that the toilet is working just fine.

Let me tell you about the Jews

>teleports behind them
>nothing personnel kid
>pulls out katana

indians voted trump and asian men love trump so it shouldnt be an issue here

Oh hey Pajeet can you help me over here next to my oven

I'll email them a detailed description once they go back where they belong.

Pajeet, the bathroom is down the hall, please use it.

IS THAT WATER ON THE TABLE FILTERED????

Coach Z's got money
But not much
Coach Z's got money
But not much
Coach Z's got money
But not much
I could use a dollar I could use a couple bucks

nice

Man, now that's a table full of retards.

This is why Sup Forums enforces autism. Pull that shit in real life and no one will get it, the inner jokes we have are so random and quite mad for any situation.

>More colours than Jelly Babies

>*dematerializes*
>you look around, wondering where I am
>reappears above you
>wielding two katanas
>you panic
>*backflips*
>*land in cool ninja pose, fingers on brim of hat*
>you look onward with terror
>before you fall apart into 4 pieces

............just business......bub

>NON NOBIS DOMINE
>turkey in one hand, baster in the other I purge the unclean
>it is over in the blink of an eye, the tail of my leather trenchcoat has not had a chance to settle
お前はもう死んでいる, baka kiddo

Hey user I heard from your family that you are a hacker and good with the cyber is that true ? Can you burn me a cd?
O-ok yeah
>go back to room go on Sup Forums
>tell them I just told some pajeet to poo in loo in front of everyone for Christmas dinner and mom freaked

What the fuck is that CURRYNIGGER doing in my seat?

>"Mum! The toilet is blocked!"