Is there a more phoney meme-country than switzerland?

Is there a more phoney meme-country than switzerland?
>we wuz alemannic n sheiiit
cuck tribe (Vorarlbergers voted VDB = alemannic)
intermarrying with jews for centuries
more mutts than in many other European countries
muslims settled there in the early middleages
Country is split German, French, Italian, Romanic
>nigga we can keep da gun
You can only take it home on weekends while beeing a concript
if you want to keep it permanently you have to buy the semit auto version qqqqq
Not the easiest/best country to get firearms in Europe
>man we be rich mountain jus
you brought the nazi gold to your jewish overlords
high income + high costs

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They play host to the jewish mafias global central bank. If it weren't for the BIS, Swiss people would still be a bunch of shit kicking dairy farmers.

I had a Toblerone bar last week. When I opened it I saw how it was still the old-style one.

ok.

Fucking Toblerone merchants. Gib Schoki

Am I the only one here who gets toothache from Toblerone?
I can eat everything else without problems, but this swiss crap destroys me

Ferrero = best Schoki

It's designed to kill Germanics.

>Austria
>Alexander van der bellen


Your country is fucked. Van der bellen is going to destroy it, and FPO was completely BTFO.

MJAM MJAM LECKER KOKOSFETT MIT ZUCKER BEI DIE PIEFKEN

Let's join forces and invade the mountain jews.

>VDB will replace a Socialist Jew
Nothing will change faggot

I have brown skin but speak german do I fit in?

>CHOCOLATES!!!!
That would be 7 shekkels, please.

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No way subhuman.

They are a fake non-country acting as a bank for kikes and their dirty money. Also a police state and their people are the worst bootlicker cucks I've ever seen anywhere

Beautiful nature though

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>best schoki
>ferrero kinder stengl
That's maybe 1.5% cacao in there. Tops.

The "+" stands for HIV positive.

swiss is alright

>swedish people

did you get a toblerone for xmas?

Here where I live the Toblerone bars are still the old style. In fact, I had an old style one just yesterday.

switzerland is nothing but an agreement with border.

No I got Ferrero

That's what I was gonna say. I've always gotten old style ones

>posting toblerone, kinder schoki, and all the other crappy industrial shit snacks made for chinese tourists
>chocolates
Sup Forums is full of plebs, who'd have guessed?

Turkey that call police state another country

Makes me wonder: Is the 'new style' toblerone bar anything more than an elaborate troll?

>You can only take it home on weekends while beeing a concript
no
>if you want to keep it permanently you have to buy the semit auto version
no
>Not the easiest/best country to get firearms in Europe
easiest by far

btw knödel retard, toblerone is american for many years now. now go and feed and pay for some syrians or turks.

Is there even a difference between austrians and swiss? For all i care you're both incestious goatfuckers living in remote valleys

At least they are not part of the EU.

Too much cocoa makes chocolate taste like crap. You would know that if you weren't Swiss.

Allah save the Queen?

Maybe it was made to keep euros thin
MAYBE WE STILL GET OLD STYLE BARS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO FATTEN US UP

>swiss people are witches confirmed

Don't insult Mountain people lol

>For all i care you're both incestious goatfuckers living in remote valleys

Oh the irony.

nö, eine meiner Lieblingsschokoladen.

What do you expect from a retard that thinks raclette is a meal?

Arguing about the "superiour gun laws" of a nation where you can't even carry is kind of mute.
Czech Republic will always be a better gun country because carrying a 9mm restricted to FMJ is way better than "carrying" a plastic rifle without magazine.

its too sweet t b h

Red pill me on Toblerones?

They don't seem all that great (I think mars bars are better), but the mountain jew makes them desirable because airports/travel. Muh swiss quality, etc.

>tfw I usually put Europe into the following category

UK, Scandinavians, German Brood, Former Soviet Satellites, and Russia

The 'new' Toblerone is UK only. It is specially made for the UK market because Brexit has fucked the value of the £ so hard.

It's sheep. Goatfuckers are Muslims. Check your facts before shitposting.

how would yo know, you can't even buy AKs you dumbass.

>but the mountain jew makes them desirable because airports/travel. Muh swiss quality, etc.
exactly. It's perfect marketing to take shekkls from all the international plebs.

>Albanian detected
Why would you prefer an AK over a SIG550?

>Is there a more phoney meme-country than switzerland?
Yes, there is - Kosovo.

>The 'new' Toblerone is UK only.

lmfao get ToblerOWN'D, cunt!

You can carry with the WP. And you are allowed to own hollowpoint ammo.

I could ask you the same about your niggers and shitskins Beat
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Last time i was in vienna it felt a lot like the turkroaches had won the siege

kek
light blue Aquafresh best Aquafresh

When did Fritzl get internet access?

In foreign countries, where you can't get Mars chocolate, or to a lesser extent Cadburys, you have a choice between horrible brown coloured wax that 'Merkins call chocolate, Belgian chocolate or Swiss chocolate.

Waxy American stuff nobody wants to eat so the real choice is between Belgian choc, which is the best but priced accordingly or Swiss choc which is ok and priced cheeper than the Begian stuff because of that.

So Toblorone do well in airports and stuff because they are cheep but don't taste as bad as American wax.

Was talking about Czech Republic, not Austria. WP in Austria is not shall issue for the common pleb, so it's just a meme.

>having a niglet as prince

I doubt that.

I wish Sup Forums would use our coat of arms as a flag instead of our too dutch-like tricolore...
Österreicher: gehen nicht nur zum lachen in den keller

i wish i had austrian master who would punish me for my misbehaviour

>>having a niglet as prince
You wot m8????
Guillaume is pretty damn white...

>knödel retard

Don't bully the mountain jews

do you miss that feeling? what was it like, having austria love hungary instead?

we have niglet as president so that hits hard

wrong

>why not love both
Czechs are bros and make good drinking buddies.

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Thank you (((Mondelēz))) for jewing out on bar sizes.

Topkek! You can't prevent sandnigger invasion in your own country and get trucked for christmas. We'd love to see you try though!

Yeah, but his days are numbered
>sssshhhhhh
>No more change
>Now only MAGA

>Meme
You are shit switzerland and you know it

>not noir café
You pleb, I bet you are either italian or portugese

Toblerone is shit

The bacon flag will prevail over the plus signs.

Get trucked Hans

Check this out OP.

>colors within the lines
Coloring outside the lines isnt cool its an early sign of autism

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK
I somehow knew it. Swiss plebs and their jewish connections

I used to pretend to enjoy dense dark chocolate during my fedora years too

You'll grow out of it

The title "mountain jew" kind of gives it away.

Its a state designed for the needs of our criminals and corrupted elites, used to launder money and leech off our money as a tax haven.
We should have invaded it and taken our money back just like Saddam did with Koweit.

You are 12

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