Happens every time i try to make a perfect burger

happens every time i try to make a perfect burger

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> white onion
> not red onion

To be fair, that IS unfortunately the optimum shape for the dressings to not overpower the meat

>Red onion on a burger
Are you a homosexual?

sooo edgy xDDDD

white is better for burgers

>using shitskin onions on a nazi burger
Are you retarded?

trying not to cut myself

its not edgy at all

Depends on the meat you use you retards.

looks fucking good
would eat

>triggered by a shape

Is that ketchup ? Do you actually put ketchup on a burger ?

>onions on a burger
Why is this a thing? You need 4 things on a burger:
>cheese
>bacon
>ketchup
>mustard

it's a hamburger

if it's not ground beef it's not a burger retard

>Do you actually put ketchup on a burger ?
Wait, is this not a thing in Germany? What do you put on it? Just kraut burgers 24/7 with you guys?

wrong, only 3 things on a burger

onions
lettuce
ketchup

>Mustard
Fuck off.

>Meat
>Onion
>Lettuce
>Relish

So you succeed to make a perfect burger every time.

>ground beef
oh boy

>implying that it isn't the perfect burger

It...its beautiful user

>onion
>lettuce
>relish

Fuck off, rabbits

>polish nazi.

nigger are you serious?

all these yuropoors have never had a real burger

>relish

pickles should never come within miles of a burger

And here I was thinking burgers knew burgers
>not using special burger dressing on your burger

>ketchup
>cheese

What are you fucking 10 years old?

>bacon
>fresh tomatoes
>onions
>lettuce

Stop using gas powered stoves. Looks like your stove produce pure white power.

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>not putting onion rings on it

i mean as an american yourself you should be aware of shitload different kinds of beef meat

>try
It IS perfect

>has seriously never eaten boar meat burger

why even post

a burger requires
1) Patty
2) Bun
3) Sauce
everything else makes it an x-burger or burger with x

Favorite burger thread?
Meat - medium
Bacon
Fried Egg
Bleu cheese

>boar meat

that's a pork sandwich, not a burger

Only ground beef from chuck in burgers

You're the reason pizzas are shit as well, fuck off veggies

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that's actually brisket

>Brisket sandwich is not a burger

ground

>actually challenging American burger knowledge

have you actually eaten one except for wendys'?

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So how do they make burger in poland? vodka and salo sandwiched between two pierogi?

All heil the USDA

my old friend ate, nutella with cheese and ketchup on toast

kek

we eat it along with the traditional swedish sahti beer

>sahti
>swedish
here's your reply

>perfect burgers don't exis-

i know this feel bro

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get yourself one my friend

swasticooking is most aesthetic cooking

This makes me want a horseshoe

>No Mayo

COMMIES GET OUT

Brewing sahti is a deeply Finnish thing to do, my friend.

you mispelled swedish

Now where would you get this misconception?

Have another (you) since I'm not sure if you're misinformed or purposefully spreading disinfo.

You could've had a nice burger, but you wanted to be edgy and fucked up the meat by putting it in a swastika shape.

Go cook healthy you fucker.