I'm here for the job interview

I'm here for the job interview
I expect triple the advertised salary and a MacBook Pro

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Sorry, but we are looking for someone more qualified for the job. Perhaps someone with the first post and the best post.

What is your job experience?

fpbp

go fuck yourself, cunt

Triple the advertised is quite the expectation. What can you do to incentivise me to not outright laugh you out the door?

> says here that your major was in liberal dance therapy for the current year human
> What does that have to do with finance?

[zzzzzzzip]

and a Starbucks coffee pls

s-sure, w-when can you start?

her meal tickets in her knickers lad

Do you know how to give a hot and cold blowjob?

Give me the succ and I will let you have it.

"do you now?"
I sit back and let my arm hang over the chair, she notices my rolex, the thread count of my pressed shirt.
"if you were a man I'd have laughed myself out of the chair, but since you're a beautiful red head, you have my attention. So tell me, please, what the hell in the world makes you so special?"

y-you too

I expect that you are from canada.
Well, here in the states we don't find it appropriate to brag about being fucked by a moose.

>I expect

Here, have a seat on this couch.

people don't actually go to job interview and demand things. the interviewer is in charge, not the unemployed scum lol.

NEXT!

"Ma'am, this is an Indian Sewage Treatment Facility; you deserve at least double what you asked."

Women's studies bachelors degree with a minor in Art.

Skills? Experience? Resume? Education?

>This post best post

Sorry, tits are a requirement for this position.

Sorry but you're a privileged white woman that has the world on a silver platter. We only hire oppressed minorites here that have a certain level of melanin and you are far from meeting the bare minimum requirements.

You look like you have a position I could fill.

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...sure... sit down and make yourself comfortable.

Did ya bring da kneepads?

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this is someones life. really think about that

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bbc.com/news/business-35958730

My gf's employer bought her a Mac Book what did he mean by this? Am I getting cucked?

well, she definitely clued to him that she wanted a macbook that you couldnt buy her lol.

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Your idiocy entertains me

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>unzips pants

Lets see how you do.

>tell her to piss off
>say a transgender muslim already got the position
>she goes to jail for islamophobia if she tries to sue

3 times 0 is still 0.
You can have the MacBook Pro

And she'll get them, because when you look like that, the world is at your feet.

Don't pretend otherwise, Sup Forums.

how about you experience this *unzips dick*

We dont accept art or humanities degrees. Thank you for your interest.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.