Israel "declaration of war" against New Zealand

Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu personally phoned Minister of Foreign Affairs Murray McCully to warn him a UN resolution New Zealand co-sponsored was a "declaration of war," according to a report.

stuff.co.nz/national/87981623/israel-warned-new-zealand-that-un-resolution-was-declaration-of-war--report

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I AM KIWIBRO NOW!

STAND WITH NEW ZEALAND

WE MUST DEFEND THE LAND WHERE THEY FILMED LOTR

It begins.

How the fuck would either nation even carry out a war?

Who the fuck would invade who?

The fact that this was asked by an amerigoy makes it so much funnier.

I'd put my money on the Kiwis to win. Even though they are our retarded cousins.

lol

Im really not pro or anti-isreal.
but they are chimping out so hard, you know they must be wrong. This is a hitler level chimp out.

You have my memes

we hearts of iron now

No loss either way.

kek now that war I want to see, new zealand vs israel.

FOR MIDDLE EARTH

5 Eye for the Jewish guy.

Kek, I wish I didn't sign those draft papers to be able to get college loans so I can work as a gas station attendant. Hahaha, yay America. Heh. heh.

Jews vs the kiwis

Two powers on the other side of the earth at war

It's like the falklands all over

Isreali paratroops over aukland when?

What would win?

A Merkava or a Bob Semple?

New Zealand is at least 25% Chink and about 10% immigrants

Why would we want to save it?

What does it take to make something a declaration of war?

I assume there is some kind of official protocol?

RIDE TO RUIN
AND THE WORLD'S ENDING

Fuck Israel.
I'll fight for the Kiwis.

>its literally orcikes vs humans

We shall fight on the bank benches

Nobody bullies my little brother except me

Soon...

>according to a report.

fake news

How would these fucking idiots even think they could survive without the US giving them a gorillion jewbucks every year, training their armies, and supplying literal tons of military hardware?

If Israel decided to declare war on some country because the rest of the world finally stopped vowing down to their expansionist bullshit and told them that - how the fuck do they think they could survive even just the embargos?

Fucking idiots.

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By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,

I bid you stand, Men of the West!!!

Activate ANZUS
Oh wait you don't have alliance with the US because you're scared of US nukes, idiots.

NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE FROM THE ANGLO SPHERE NO PLEASE YOU REALIZE THAT AUSTRALIA WOULD WAR WITH ISRAEL, THEN BRITAIN, THEN CANADA, THEN THE US, IT WILL BE AN ANGLO VS JEW MELT DOWN
>tbqh that flag is nice

Israel is 80% kikes, 20 % arabs, 100% sandniggers. I choose NZ

JEW: Gib me Dat !!

GOY: N-no.

JEW. What? This a declaration of war !!

Antisemitism is everywhere now-a-days, goym.

Kek has witnessed your post and blessed it accordingly.

What the fuck I love New Zealand now

They have nukes and no reason not to use them.

What is this meme

I wonder how a war between them would look like

Bruce, before calling anyone retarded, don't you have a bird to prep?

I have infiltrated the goyim

awaiting orders

Israel's like 75% jewish, your point?

ANZACS UNITE

AUSTRALIA WILL FIGHT THE JEWS ALONGSIDE YOU

The legendary jewish butthurt against the legendary kiwi banter

They don't stand a chance

In a straight up fight without Aussies helping their little retarded brother then Israel would win.

What do you call someone that likes Israels policies but hates Jews.

BASED NEW ZEALAND IS KEK´S EARTHLY HOME

MINI AUSTRALIA ABOUT TO BE BTFO FOR TALKING SHIT LMAO

just gas yourself

lets just set the whorey maoris upon the jews. the idf will all get impaled with spears and eaten within the week.

lol good ,New Zealand had potential but is pretty much shit. Hope they get nuked

If Israel actually makes a point of calling a proper war with New Zealand, I'd imagine Australia would call war on Israel as Australia and NZ must be allied and all that, right?
Well, I can guarantee that if it happened and Auz called war on Israel, the UK would step up and tell Israel to either call off the war or face commonwealth justice.

How fucking beautiful would that be, eh? I would happily fucking march into the heart of Israel and assert the dominance of the good man.

>thinking big brother Australia is going to have any of that shit
>thinking America will side with Isreal to keep a destablised middle east when they're work is practically permenant now
>chosing that over a key hotspot in the chinese trade market and one of Americas biggest mutual partners with strong ties to europe and asia.

I stand with the Chinese.

Fuck off Schlomo, only one country is allowed to invade the sheepfuckers.

youtu.be/7xUYbI64QHI

stop with these fake new, it isn't funny.

ANZAC reporting in

lol Jews control the anglo sphere so that would never happen.

Time to kick the jews out of my country.

#istandwithkiwis

Fuck israel and fuck jewish "people"

I dont know what Australia's policy is.

But our legit defence policy states that should anyone start shit with Australia we will jump to their aid that very day.

Its pre kewl.

Looks like it's time for Gallipoli 2: Atomic Boogaloo, who's with me?

>mfw I actually like the flag

What the fuck is wrong with me

Lmao poo peeland on pooicide watch

And my sharts.

I'd assume Australia have the same thing for you. Only makes sense because of your location, trade deals and the fact that you two are seen as brothers.
Australia and NZ are literally seen as pretty much the same country by everyone I know.

>#istandwithkiwis
this

>mfw Israel builds a nuclear-powered supercarrier just to get to New Zealand and bomb it a bit

Commonwealth vs Israel now.

Finally a thread on Sup Forums that isn't filled with JIDF.

I would love to see the Anglosphere rally to defend New Zealand against the Jews.

DOWN WITH ISRAEL

Sup Forums stands with New Zealand

Good luck.

Omdat wij een Joods-Christelijke beschaving zijn.

Israel's GDP is just below France's on the list.

You're going to kick out the Royal house out of England? ahaha

don't worry, don't forget the jew cries while attacking you

>Ending the world over concrete shanties built on a dusty strip of shithole.

just like in Master and commander

So when do we get nukes to defends ourselves?
We clearly need a sampson option if we want to survive in this new world

Well it's not the Royal Navy, Royal Airforce and Royal [Insert Army Corp] for nothing. Israel declaring war on NZ would lead to quick retaliation by all nations who are ruled by Her Majesty The Queen (Nz, Aus, Canada and the UK among a couple others) and I can guarantee you right now no matter how kiked up Trump is with his KIKED daughter and pro-Israel shilling he would not risk a war to save those sandy little merchants. I hope they do it, because I can see Israel being wiped off the map and Palestine becoming a colony of Britain again within the decade if they do.

We lost hundreds in a war to protect one small island from sandy little shitskins and we'd fucking do it again for one medium sized island. God Save The Queen.

We need one of these Hitler meme videos
with Nethanyahoo shopped on Hitlers face

>my Prime Minister
>the of the U.S. veto was not executed
>es bleiben Trump, Erdogan, Merkel
>DAS VETO WAR EIN BEFEHL!!! EIN BEFEHL!!!

Kiwi is strong!

a bigot obvz

I promise you right now, if I hear news of this blowing up into something proper, I will be ringing my local MP that very fucking moment and demanding to know what's going to happen.
Hell, I'll try and get as high up into the system as I can to call for shit to be thrown down.
As well as this, I'll be making big public statements and trying to muster as much support as I can for the issue to get parliament to discuss the topic.

>Don Key, notorious (((banker))), steps down soon before Israel declares war on us
hmmmmm

It was on this day that Sup Forums became kiwi.

Thank you.

>TFW Our cuck Lib PM got rid of our Jets.
>TFW that same Cuck PM went to work for the UN.

Its a fucking conspiracy. They planned this shit.

We using tuvalu as a base of operations?

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>Joods-Christelijk

Christelijk, ze doen er alleen "Joods" bij om niet te racistisch te klinken maar het slaat helemaal nergens op.

Fuck NZ. Bomb this shit tier country. NUKE WELLINGTON

>implying the queen will go against her people.

Did we order the Suzuki jets yet?

Fuck off LARPer

#ISTANDWITHKIWIS

We do this all the time.

We puff our chests and tell someone 100x more powerful than us to fuck off, they get made and threaten the shit out of us... then realize we are literally irrelevant and just forgot about the whole thing and we both look like winners

...

It'd be Oz + Kiwis

The question is who would go on Israel's side

I'm entirely serious though, I actually will.

you would know, nip.

(((USA))) obviously.