Mike Pence Electroshock Memes

How many volts do you think he will use to ZAP the gay away?

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Hang on a sec.... Isn't that VP Mike "If it dances in foam, it gets zapped in its dome" Pence?

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His name is Mike "giving twinks electric rain by sending them to clinks by the train" Pence.

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"get the clamps" is better

Mike "hook up the clamps to the traps" Pence.

>clamps to the traps
that's about as un-catchy as you could possibly come up with

This has normie internet points potential.

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>A leaf tries

Probably about deus. Deus volts.

Fuck you, I laughed out loud.

Is Pence related to Tesla?

>an American makes a retarded attempt that fails both at being a funny rhyme and being a pun

Possibly, if you have read the time-traveling Trump Sup Forums fanfic, then it makes sense.

no but Trump has access to all of Tesla's research

Oh yeah.

Guys stop, seriously, I'm gay and eletro-conversion therapy doesn't fucking work, this shit is offensive.

A fucking leaf

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It's not very good, bro.

Is there any evidence that gay conversion therapy works? Is there any evidence that eletro therapy for any condition works?

>A leaf fails at being an uncucked country and its not even funny anymore

Yep, that's it

Is there any evidence it's not a good idea to zap gays

hungry for (you)s are you?

Lets see

>Cruel and inhumane
>Doesn't work
>Wastes electricity
>Gets nothing done
>Wastes time

>leaf
>gay

The pottery just fires itself.

zip zap, leaf

Has anyone superimposed Pence's face on the Emperor from Star Wars?
>and now, faggots..... you will die.

wasn't this Jon Crumb's image?

>No one bothered to do a pickachu edit

You know that the percentage of gay people world-wide is constant right? It's just Canadians aren't bigots so we aren't afraid to come out appearing as if there were more gays

You're bigotry is showing.

Is there one that says "good, good, let the amps flow through you?"

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Why are you calling me a bigot? I thought there were some sparks between us.

GOGOGOGO

Have you provided evidence electricity works?

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That's Mike "God Slay The Queen" Pence

nice job not asking for OC but here you go fags

Your post reads like bait but I'll give you one more (You).
>You know that the percentage of gay people world-wide is constant right?
Estrogen-like compounds in our food and water disagree with that.

I really don't care if you're gay or not. These jokes are just hilarious.

Nice, thanks.

If it works for quitting cigarettes, it likely can help with your urges to take cocks in your ass

Can you make a webm of avatar the last Airbender of Zuko with Pence's face edited over him as he shoots lightning at his father?

Stay strong, my leaf friend

>Estrogen-like compounds in our food and water disagree with that.
Oh ok you're trolling

Wait are you saying eletro-shock therapy works? My comment was suppose to show you how stupid it is.

Hook up the clamps to those homo scamps

can you fucking figure out how to do that on your own?

>1. i'm not a faggot who watches avatar or anime so i don't know what you're talking about
>2. >3. figure it the fuck out by yourself and add to your skillset

Put clamps on fags shipped off to camps

You are irredeemably dense.

Estrogen in our drinking water is no joke. infowars.com/slow-kill-holocaust-proof-the-government-is-poisoning-you/

>infowars
HAHAHAHAHAH

Homosexual medicine from Thomas Edison Pence

Fine I'll give you dailymail since you bought into the fake news narrative. dailymail.co.uk/health/article-105466/Fertility-timebomb-drinking-water.html

Look, even if thats true, so be it? There isn't anything wrong with being gay. If there was a chemical in the water making kids born with blue eyes would people be complaining? No, so why is it different with homosexuality?

Has anyone made one referencing the CURRENT year?

Some people would prefer to not be gay. This may be hard for a Canadian to understand but forcibly making people gay is against American values.

>muh murican values
Join the civilized world sometime.

>it's okay when the government adds chemicals to the water which increases femininity and has a positive correlation with increased homosexuality
>it's not okay for the government to test electro-therapy though
really makes you leaf

I really liked this so I made a higher quality version

All of them.

Like Canada? Does legalized bestiality make you more civilized than the US?

beastiality**

Actually yes since we don't police morality like the Spanish inquisition

Wow wow strawman much. I never said that they can't use it, i just said it doesn't work.

Bestiality is literally raping an animal. That is not civilized. For you to support such a thing is hypocritical.

And you're wrong. It works for other bad habits that lead to unhealthy diseases. Having to not live with the unconstrained urges to Take the dick of a stranger in the ass without a condom might help save fags from HIV at the least. Stop them from being gay at the best. I bet some would choose to be straight

That's so tolerant. I'm sure animals love having to suck some faggot Canadian's cock.

Does anyone have the Ride the Lighting Mike Pence?

>pointing out my hypocrisy is a strawman wahh
lmao gaylord

Idk why I love this meme so much.

Thanks man

Np desu

>WAHHHH UR GAY WAHHHH
stop crying

I'm not the one crying, you on the other hand

Mike "enjoy man's tail, touch the third rail" Pence

you are crying

>Wastes electricity
>Wastes
Its not a waste if were having fun

Every.
Fucking.
Time.

Really been laughing at you this whole time, but if this is the hill you want to be electrocuted on then be my guest.

Amps, not volts if you want a good fry.

I laughed

original version best version

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>didn't work
More power

It's fucking ELECTRO shock therapy, you illiterate faggot

Mike Pence isn't even for electroshock therapy. He said he wanted to divert funds from aids research to help prevent the behavior that leads to aids, especially in under 18 year olds. I take this as encouraging more socially conservative behavior and not trying to jolt the gay out of someone. It's just because he's religious that they immediately go to electroshock

(you)

Can I get a pence edit of static shock?

plz do rayden from mortal kombat or the dude from big trouble in little china

Guys not all leafs are like this, this faggot is probably from Toronto