Israel declares war on New Zealand

reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5kn3jv/israel_warned_new_zealand_that_un_resolution_was/

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youtube.com/watch?v=sdIpraxE9uI
vimeo.com/search?q=The Empire Files: Inside the Hotbeds of Israeli Settler Terror
stuff.co.nz/national/87981623/israel-warned-new-zealand-that-un-resolution-was-declaration-of-war--report
youtu.be/U5oO6wBrp8s
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKF6nG1zvk
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that reddit thread will soon be read by thousands. Perfect place to red-pill about the Jews.

Oy vey!
I bet we'll see a mass-migration of Jews out of NZ, leaving the area before the bombs drop.

Why do you think Jew Key already fled to Hawaii after mysteriously quitting only days ago?

youtube.com/watch?v=sdIpraxE9uI
YT has put up content restrictions since I watched this, so here's vimeo link:

>vimeo.com/search?q=The Empire Files: Inside the Hotbeds of Israeli Settler Terror

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oh fuck

We'll come to your aid little cuzzie bros.

The fuck
Why? What would consitute victory? Israel taking over new Zealand? Or New Zealand somehow taking Israel?

As will we. I can't think of anything more honorable than defending Middle Earth from Jews.

>pick on the guy who never did anything wrong

Good strategy

The common wealth bombing Israel till they surrender like the pussies they are.

They can insult us, they can kill us, they can invade us, they can conquer us, but we will not capitulate!

Either way, a bunch of kikes and kiwis would be dead.

I'd call it a victory.

Wow, talk about butthurt jews

>shitty clickbait title
>post is nothing but a link to a reddit thread
dangerous levels of cancer

What the fuck did we do now?

Fuck kikes. Messing with our youngest. So what if he's obsessed with fat little birds he's just a child.

Wait, wait wait ,,, Is this actually happening?

The Reddit links to an article, here's a direct:
stuff.co.nz/national/87981623/israel-warned-new-zealand-that-un-resolution-was-declaration-of-war--report

>america and england will likely side with israel

feelsbadman

Yes.

No more watching the world burn from your safe corner of the world and shitposting

NUKE THE GODDAMN CRIMINAL ANGLOS KIKES! NO ONE WILL BAT A FUCKING EYE!

AVENGE THE EMUS AND SHEEPS!

>jew pm quits for unspecified reason
>nz blows israel the fuck out within a month

Once Winnie is elected next year we'll be the undisputed most based nation on the planet

>reddit

kill yourself

What is the origin of that pic?

israeli Navy is bigger then New Zealand Navy.

9,500 Active


3 corvettes (Sa'ar 5-class)
8 missile boats (Sa'ar 4.5-class)
5 submarines (Dolphin-class)
45 patrol boats
2 support ships

One can only hope.

some bullied ameritard pastanigger chimping out and getting rekt by cops

Even if biggest bro and Daddy betray us, we will stay strong.

>Roach
Fuck off cunt, you're first on the list to get nuked, it won't do shit but it'll make me feel better.
We're still safe here downunder, and if you think that Australia and NZ are more kiked than kikeville you're just retarded.

We'll have home advantage, they'd have to come all the way down here to fight us, and big bro stralia will be giving support.

Yeah but NZ has a big bro with an actually alright sized navy

Aussie went on an autistic rant about how big his knife was. Emu was having none of it. Decked him. Koala laughed.

italian kid got bullied went full autist mode and roleplayed assassins creed or something

>As will we
Yeah nah Kikes are scum but manlet Australia is worse.

Bring it you Ottoman fucks! We'll kick all you fucking sand people back to Israel and recapture Constantinople! ANGLO PRIDE WORLD WIDE!

>We'll come to your aid little cuzzie bros.

I hope Prime Minister Trudeau has the stones to fight for the Commonwealth.

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U wot m8

>Says Stralia is worse than the Jews

And then we will embrace glorious national socialism and bow down to our lord and saviour papa adolf.

You're fucking retarded. If Israel declares war on shit, the US will follow.

God bless our greatest ally for removing the emus. First goes NZ then AUS

If the US doesnt honour their ANZUS obligations then China will step in and make your country look like beta cowards

it's getting picked up by MSM

Kid got bullied by niggers and spics, went on a holy crusade to cleanse America of their filth, got stopped by the police.

Based

save middle earth

The Israeli Navy is Stationed at Tuvalu.

Boycott Israel

>big bro

fucking top kek

you lost a war against birds. BIRDS! kikes have been butchering ar*bs for a while now and they're battle hardened. they're thirsty for some sweet anglo blood now and (((trump))) will make sure no one else intervenes while you get fucked

you know if you get nuked rest of the world will just forget all about it in a week right? no one will even fucking care!

it's not clickbait because it didn't happen at all, it's clickbait because
>Israel declares war on NZ
is not remotely the same thing as
>Israel warns NZ that UN resolution was declaration of war

one is "we're gassing up our planes to drop some bombs" the other is dickwaving

>muh fake war meme

kys roach

you lost a war to the same fuckers that lost to emu's

Turks 4 Zion

>Tuvalu
Weren't we going to invade them?

My ancient people of the Nonganonga tribe used to live in Israel so I'm going to petition the Australian government to annex Schlomo's house and I'm going to live there. That's how this works, right?

Nah but seriously good luck NZ, Australia will want to help you.

>Israel warns NZ that UN resolution was declaration of war
>NZ still submits resolution to UN council
>NZ declares war on Israel

This. There's not going to be a war for fucks sake

Why Israel is your greatest ally, US citizen? Did it ever took part of US led coalition against terrorism? War on Afghanistan?

Thread theme youtu.be/U5oO6wBrp8s

The last cockbloking at the UN really made the kikes mad. Good riddance.

Yes but you turkeys are shorter birds than emus

Don't back down kiwis. No matter what any of our poofy weak gutted Politicians say, Australia will have your back at the end of the day. Fuck the kikes.

Why does Israel have the moral right to occupy and shrink Palestinian land until there is no more?

Isn't it similar to how Nazi Germany forced the jews into ghettos?

Year by year it shrinks and pretty clearly the plan is for it not to exist.

I'd resort to rocket attacks if I thought someone was trying to take over my country like that, too.

You're thinking of Australia roach.

And we're coming back to reclaim rightful Australian clay.

Yes
The Chan has been out Kiked

I hope the Israelis nuke those faggots.

Maybe you shouldn't have picked on the French for having nukes.

They would have come in handy right about now.

It would be the most diseminated war ever made.
A wacky one.

Friendly reminder NZ is one of the Five Eyes

The Jew can do some sneaky shit, but that's something they can't weasel their way out of, especially with China's recent fuckery in NZ and Australia

they both murder each others until the emus take over and rape the two nations

Get gassed, kike

You know we won't.

You know right fucking now there is a U.S. and Israeli congregation down in Canberra whispering in Turnbull's ear that all he has to do is sit back, and in a years time he will have the worlds largest "offshore processing center" gifted to us Good Goys.

Topkek, US follows along with the kikes like a good goy against fellow anglos.

You truly are the most cucked

How the fuck is this a smart move ?
>New Zealand is part of U.K.
>UK is allied with US
>UK and US and Japan (being legally obligated to help us in wars like that) vs Israel
>Iran would probably like an excuse to help destroy Israel
>all US funds to Israel cut off
>US/Japan/UK/Iran and every terrorist itching to destroy isreal VS Israel

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKF6nG1zvk

Guys what did they mean by this?

Is this for real? I thought everyone thought we were an imaginary country haha

Please be b8
>unironically supporting the Jews against your fellow anglos
T. Tyrone Gonzales

reddit comments full of left wing lunatic muslim dick sucking comments

jesus FUCKING Christ

>>New Zealand is part of U.K.

What makes you think he's Anglo

I hope they do. Ill gladly enlist to fight the kikes

STOP FUCKING WITH MY HAPPENINGS VIBE LEAF

Wouldn't be the first time a Western ally has had enough of New Zealand's shit and bombed it.

Also; Expect this to be cleaned up in about a months time - The Prime Minister of New Zealand is a turbo (literal) Jew. He's only doing this because his Massa Obama told him to.

Israel is being punished because;

1. They supported Trump

2. Obama is a Muzzie loving "progressive"

3. He wants to shit things up before Trump takes over

Wait why the fuck are we "allied" with israel in the first place?

it is part of dominion.

I'll laugh my ass off if this seriously results in a full-scale conflict for both nations.
Especially since it would be NZ vs the USA due to great allyism and all that

It's NOT a smart move, which is precisely why Obama pulled it and is dumping it on Trump's lap.

Same with his last minute change of heart over the North Dakota Pipeline.

These will be Trump's messes to untangle.

If he kills the enemy, they win.

The Queen wouldn't be happy if Israel attacked her clay.

arabs are nothing mate. kikes will get stomped by anzacs like roaches. like turks

Just curious here if war is ever actually declared...Imagine yourself in command of the Israeli military.
How would you win the war? Neither your country, nor New Zealand have the expeditionary capabilities for invasion. Do you just bomb each other's bases for a year while you chase each other around the pacific and then sign a peace treaty?

>French Canadian detected
The worst kind of Canadian

It would be U.S. vs. U.S.

It's hilarious because it's essentially two U.S. proxies fighting each other.

Now, this MIGHT be a real show if they had passed a resolution against CHINA.

I find that hard to believe. She's happy to let Israel flood her clay with non-commonwealth browns and muslims.

Britain wouldn't, isn't Liz still the reigning queen of the lands down under?
If Israel declared war on NZ, Aussies backed middle earth up, and the UK defended its old prison islands, would the US side with jewland? I mean this would be a spicy scrap.

I'm thinking of criminal anglo spawn. the ones that were so deplorable (even for an anglo) that they were cast aside to a desert prison continent. sheep fuckers, kangaroo fuckers what different does it make?

king nignog is gone burger. the great friend of israel is in charge now. you know, the one you helped getting elected

looks like this was kek's plan all along, taking out the trash defiling his sacred board with all those disgusting shitposting

PRAISE KEK!

This is just a ploy by the government to gain popularity before next years election. Most people see them as sell out cucks who'd kill their own mother for a trade deal and this is to prove theyre not souless corporate stooges.

The average New Zealander hates israelis (not jews in general) anyway because of those aggressive salespeople that used to shit up shopping centres and would bully old women and teenage girls into buying their skin cream.

Not to mention Mossad getting caught forging our passports a few years back

The normies here are going to eat this up

They have a caged preserve of emus. The Kiwis'll airdrop them in Israel, and the Israelis will not be prepared.

Launch out of U.S. bases in Australia.

Talk about awkward.

Also it would be over pretty quickly, since U.S. intelligence owns all of the New Zealand intelligence and military assets.

Because making Muslims and lefties assmad is hilarious.

Are we always going to side with the opposite of the mainstream narrative?
Is Israel /ournation/ now?

we've troops in iraq / afghan

maybe a couple thousand

we clear out kiketown by lunchtime via anzac power

Lol at this salty Roach. Keep bending over for that Israeli cock just so there'd be a 1% chance of us getting harmed. Just goes to show how much my SUPERIOR ANGLO BLOOD infuriates the roaches

The difference is that Australia is home to the criminal Anglo-Spawn.

New Zealand is home to the Christian missionaries and soldiers who deemed Australia a "lost cause" with no hope of salvation and so decided to settle New Zealand instead, despite the hostile natives (who were seen as reachable, unlike the train wrecks that were the Aboriginals).