>Gf brought up 'open relationship' 3 times so i dumped her and kicked her out
So my now ex brought up the idea of having us open our relationship last June. I in no uncertain terms told her that was not going to happen.
This past Halloween we both got drunk and she mentioned how it would be so hot if we left with other people. I drunkenly laughed at her and said that she'd be jealous of I left with her frenemy at the time.
Christmas Eve she brought up that if I fucked her co-worker, she'd be fine with it.
Three strikes and you're out bitch. I told her that since she wanted to have a hall pass to fuck other guys, I'd gladly give it to her and promptly told her to move out.
Fast forward to Tonight and she's convinced all my friends to get me to make up with her.
It ain't happening.
Jace Price
>this faggot watches rick and morty
sorry OP you already BTFO yourself
Carter White
im interested, keep bumping
Leo Cook
>10/10 wants the pipe >reject her
D E V I L I S H
Connor Brown
You should've dumped her the first time. When she first brought it up, she already had someone in mind.
Austin Cook
nice blog
Owen Foster
this
also you should fuck her frenemy behind closed doors and then send her a pic of the aftermath you leave on the slags back and asshole
Evan Cooper
Says the bitch that watches Loli porn
Adrian Sanchez
>in mind
He was probably in more than that
Asher Campbell
>Christmas Eve she brought up that if I fucked her co-worker, she'd be fine with it. shoulda plugged this coworker then dumped the gf
Ryan Reed
This, she was probably already fucking a dude if she pushed so hard for an open relationship.
David Edwards
She fucked another dude before she even brought it up the first time, cuck.
Andrew Lopez
I can see that.
I assumed she brought up the coworker to alleviate her guilt.
Jose Carter
Maybe, but I'm fiercely monogamous. It's part of my personal ethics. She knew this and kept bringing up the open relationship
Carter Walker
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Kayden Stewart
At least you axed the bitch well done
Michael Sanchez
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Aiden Kelly
I have no proof but this is what I'm gonna tell my friends and family in the coming days.
Even if I can't back it up, the seed will already be planted and she'll be on the defensive
Isaac Johnson
>id is literally goy oyvey
Ian Sullivan
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Mason White
cuck (unless the actual father is dead)
Owen Sanders
i think this is my last one, if anyone got any more i'd appreciate it, especially the one about that one guy that fucks the girl's sister and friend after breaking up with her
Hunter Wright
>implying she hadn't already done it and just wanted to see what he'd say
Grayson Kelly
You don't have to explain shit. Clearly she has different values.
Christian Morales
>Women btfo thread Go back to you fucking cuck.
Bentley Rodriguez
This ops been getting fucked for half a year if not more
Landon Scott
>I have no proof but this is what I'm gonna tell my friends and family in the coming days.
its not a court of law faggot its just gossip
you can say whatever you want about anyone
ive had people lie about me and get away with it and thats when i figured this shit out
Robert Moore
why didnt you just tell all your friends that you dont want to date her because shes a fuckign whore that wants to sleep with lots of other men?
why are you such a little bitch?
Noah Sanders
i found some more and this is kinda related
Kevin Kelly
>she's convinced all my friends to get me to make up with her. >she's convinced all my friends huh they don't seem like your friend your friends
Jack Cook
weird I'm on the opposite side, always asked my gf if we could do an open relationship
Camden Murphy
I just broke up with her and haven't really tried to inform everyone about it.
Cooper Adams
>she's convinced all my friends to get me to make up with her. Your friends are fucking cucks
Adrian Rogers
this
Thomas Brown
>asking your gf anything
bye cuck
Daniel Lewis
youre a bit of a cuck lad
dont mention it until someone brings it up. nobody cares. women talk about relationships. guys talk about money and power.
Jaxon Jackson
Hey, you don't owe her anything. Sounds like she knew what she was doing, if you're that against it, it's not a relationship worth continuing to pursue.
This happens all the time, with both men and women, but women tend to buy into the idea of "investment" in a relationship. Like, if they've spent two years with you, they've "earned" that ring, and the right to tell you how the relationship is going to work. Some people are cool with being open, but I can see why the idea of having free reign to fuck other guys and then come home to your security and paycheck is something you wouldn't be into, even if it worked both ways.
Jonathan Martinez
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Andrew Nelson
>i haven't informed everyone yet >everyone
are you 16? why do all your "friends" need to know your personal business?
Wyatt Rogers
now im done
Gabriel Smith
You try dealing with sisters calling you just to tell you "you made a mistake"
Joseph Perez
>women
Ryan Russell
READ THE FUCKING HEADER "PERSONAL" AS IN "IT HAPPENED TO YOU FIRST HAND"
Austin Richardson
when women in my family hassle me i just ignore them, e.g. dont answer the phone or reply
why are you so cucked? no dad?
David Diaz
wrong. rick and morty is a good show and one cant be blamed for enjoying it.
yes its babby's nihilism 101 congrats ur life is so shit u discovered it before the normies. its still a fun show
Liam Cox
I left my house once and saw this chick smiling. I closed my eyes and thought to myself, "bitch you best stop smiling, you don't deserve happiness like I do". Then I walked into a wall because I still had my eyes closed, but I played it off pretty well. Have a hard time going out since.
Brandon Walker
You did the right think. A girl never brings up an "open relationship" out of nowhere. She had in mind a guy she wanted to bang, but wanted your approval. So she pitches it to you as an open relationship, hoping you'd be so caught up in the idea of getting new pussy that you'd let her bang other guys.
In reality, you'd end up alone most nights while she'd be off getting some strange cock. You'd hate yourself, and any time you expressed dissatisfaction she'd remind you how you agreed to open the relationship.
You did the right thing.
Liam Gomez
Oh fuck I didn't notice the flag.
>moving on
Noah Peterson
fuck youre gay i hope you got aids from your cheating slut girl you poof
Cameron Rogers
>tfw when no gf ever
You're making me want to head for r9k. You should tell her you don't want an open relationship and never will and think badly of her for bringing it up. If she decides to stay with you anyways go along with it for a bit more. Maybe she'll amend her ways.
Grayson Hill
all those adventure time lol 3 randumb 4 u cartoons are terrible
>inb4 you tell me one of those shitty clone cartoons are different from another
Eli Cooper
>senior year of highschool >living in shitty trailer park in south Texas >same group of about six of us waiting for the bus in the morning chatting about upcoming prom >twin sister was going with some aggie-club redneck named, shit you not, billy-bob >announced I wasn't going and Felicia, the local Sophmore slut was shocked and wanted to know why >explained my girlfriend and I had broken up a couple months back and with school ending soon, never bothered to go fishing for someone new >Felicia has a nickname that we unkindly called to her face - Fellicio. Came from a broken family and most of us had seen her father being real handsy with her, always figured that's why she put out so much >Fellicio offered to go with me and promised to fuck me prom night if I'd accept. She seemed like getting to go to a prom was really important to her. >Haggled her into fucking me that weekend and again after prom, saying if she backed out after prom then I'd be screwed, but if she fucked me now and backed out later, well then I still got some >she agreed, we fucked that weekend like bunnies the way that only dirt poor trailer trash can >afterwards she gushed about pretty dresses her cousin could loan her and getting a corsage and how she'd splurge and buy a limo for all of us >I never got around to going to prom
Jose Lewis
I am touched by your behaviour OP. Keep It on. Stay stalwart. Dont give up and dont get back with her. IF i was your friend, I would break your legs Just to keep you far from her. GJ
John Davis
You need to get better at fucking r9k faggot, then this would stop happening.
Christopher Brooks
Its not that bad. I've only seen one episode though.
Gabriel Hall
Leaf have some fucking self respect.
Owen Watson
I find it odd that your friends are trying to convince you. Were they her friends first or something?
Evan Sanchez
Thank you my Sicilian papist
Justin Morales
I told her I'd like to have an open relationship she didn't agree, was fucking other girl at the same time
Joseph Cook
Kek
Ryan White
did a swingers group/open relationship thing with my lady.for a while
It quickly became obvious it doesn't work
>Girl can fuck any guy she wants. No dude will turn down sex with a hot chick if she says "yeah this is just sex. nothing serious. I have a boyfriend"
>guy has to have insane game, or sex with anyone else is pretty much impossible. girls want to go on dates and have the prospect of getting serious before they fuck. no hot chick wants to be the "side girl" in an open relationship. It's harder than getting the same girl to just be a casual booty call, or even getting the same girl to be the girl you are CHEATING on your girlfriend with.
Cameron Reed
I hate those shows just as much as the next autistic Sup Forumstard but you've obviously never watched it if you lot in with shit like adventure time, regular show, gumball and all the other gay shit Sup Forums likes.
Thomas Parker
This nearly killed me.
Justin Baker
No but from their viewpoint I just randomly dumped a long term gf for no reason.
She probably convinced them that I was depressed or some shit.
It's been 3 days and I'm still too lazy to tell them about the open relationship bullshit
Gabriel Hall
This. What is this "informing" there is nothing to be talk about now. She was a whore so you dumped her, who could she be telling? What "friends" of yours would even give her an audience, let alone believe what she says? You need better friends
Isaac Carter
The day I realized women were heartless witches
>out getting drunk with bros >bros chick friend's, friend from out of ton come >she wants the D >end up getting super drunk, take here home and fuck >she ends up throwing up in my bathroom >kick her out >next day end up finding out she had a boy friend and lied to me about it
I was pissed she made me become that guy
Grayson Rogers
OP is a no fun allowed faggot.
Jaxson Evans
She totally fucked another dude mang. Women don't think meticulously ahead of time like that. You should know better than anyone they act on impulse and feelings.
Ethan Gray
good for you user, you made the right call
Matthew Williams
they're all the same. the same asshorrible animation, and terrible writing
please tell me how lolsorandumbshow #1 is different than lolsorandumbshow #4. i'd really like to know
Anthony Hughes
Based
Brayden Kelly
kek
you couldve avoided punishing yourself by reading all the theory by spergs on the red pill
most of its garbage but with open relationships their logic is 100% on
as soon as its suggested shes telling you she wants to fuck other guys, and probably already has
Justin Sullivan
who cares faggot at least im contributing
btw nice thrice
Lincoln Murphy
how is that not blatantly obvious? Every single man in an open relationship is losing.
Benjamin Martinez
Yup. Spot on. I used to hang around the poly community in Chicago when I was single and horny. It's a real bad deal for guys who accept this sort of 'relationship'.
It was fun for me watching the guys try very hard to hide their despair while I banged their wives in the other room though.
Samuel Sullivan
I decided to date my high school's slut out of pity years back. Just so she had a guy to take take her to prom and shit like that
She was so pathetic and miserable I just felt really bad for her existence.
Eventually I 'fixed' her enough that she could break up with me and actually meet a decent guy in college.
I met my virgin qt future wife soon after in university
Gavin James
>girlfriend of 4 years tells me she wants to take a break seemingly out of the blue >she was my first real girlfriend and I hadn't become jaded to women yet >in a moment of weakness I cry >she tells me "you're so ugly when you cry" and leaves >next few weeks are hell, but I get through them >coming up is a show I was supposed to go to with her (I had already bought tickets) >end up asking a girl in one of my classes to go with me >she says yes >show is great, hanging out with this girl really puts into perspective the shit I put up with in my last relationship >post on Facebook about how great the show was >somehow exgf found out I went and went with another girl and calls me >says how much she misses me and she wished she had gone with me >tell her I'm glad she didn't because I had a great time with new girl >she starts crying >this is my moment >this is the killing blow >"You're so ugly when you cry" >hang up >haven't talked to her since then but I hear she has gained a bunch of weight
Cameron White
holy fuck, i'm dying right here saved for future purposes...
Hudson Anderson
Off topic but I always assume every Deutsch poster is actually a shit skin
Jonathan Nelson
Because it doesn't have that "randumb" humour that hinges on some random screams or words. It is also not PG so it doesn't rely so heavily on that kind of humour. Just watch a single episode so you don't have such a bad understanding of the show. There are valid complaints or arguments to be made about the show but you're not going to be able to make that argument if you've not watched it.
Charles Richardson
Based.
Adrian Bailey
I have respect for you OP, you stuck to your morals and values and didn't bend it just so you can please someone else.
James Thompson
I can contribute. A lot of guys post about getting put in the friend zone, so here's a letter from a girl who was crushing on me for a couple of years in college that I was just never really into.
1/3
Ayden Jackson
Got a hardon from this
Cameron Wood
>>"You're so ugly when you cry"
Gavin Jenkins
anyone have the cap of the 4 roommates and the whale?
Jordan Scott
great line
Julian Cook
Fuck. This one is actually the first one. Whatever.
2/3
Gavin Cooper
...
Justin Hughes
for real. I did ok while we were in it, but even the parties were exactly like going to a bar trying to get laid. the hot alphas got the primo chicks. 90% of the rest were nasty
I did get to fuck this one chick who's morbidly obese husband jerked off silently in the corner
He was, no joke, a mod on Reddit
Elijah Evans
3/3
David Allen
Her hand writing is so pretty. You're a tiger. A true alpha. I'll look up to you forever.
Charles Peterson
>she already had someone in her. FTFY.
Oliver Cook
well, you're wrong... i'm an eastern european of 100% white heritage though...
Asher Ross
Read your replies and you're a fucking cuck with bluepilled ass friends/family
>letting some whore interfere with your friends/family
>staying with some whore after she even mentions an "open relationship"
>having friends what would even still talk to her after she tells them she wanted to fuck another dude and tried to get them to talk you into taking her back (my irl friends would tell her to fuck off, yours seem to condone it)
>needing to have other peoples approval as a grown ass man to do something, especially end a fucking RELATIONSHIP
I won't go on, but you need to fix many things in your life user, but it sounds like you're a teenager honestly, so ill go with that assumption.
That or you're one sorry sack of shit with terrible unloyal friends and a kike tier family.
Fix your shit son.
Mason Flores
God this was sad. Also Japan? Why? How?
Nolan Roberts
>plugged co-worker. Not before breakup, otherwise she'd call you a womanizing hypocrite and destroy your social circle. Nothing breaks up a circle of bros like a loose set of legs. See how she's already convinced all of your friends to lobby you for a second chance, of course they would, they'd be the ones fucking her and calling you cuck behind your back. Hold your ground and hope none of your friends are stupid enough to willingly call themselves a cuck when she eventually tries to move on to one of them
Justin Green
OK I'm fascinated. So why no attraction? Crazy? Fat? Jewish? Her parents owned Vesuvio cafe?
Charles Reed
lying cuck, these are letters that some redditor got from his ex gf... it was all over r9k months ago...