Women btfo thread personal stories edition

>Gf brought up 'open relationship' 3 times so i dumped her and kicked her out

So my now ex brought up the idea of having us open our relationship last June. I in no uncertain terms told her that was not going to happen.

This past Halloween we both got drunk and she mentioned how it would be so hot if we left with other people. I drunkenly laughed at her and said that she'd be jealous of I left with her frenemy at the time.

Christmas Eve she brought up that if I fucked her co-worker, she'd be fine with it.

Three strikes and you're out bitch. I told her that since she wanted to have a hall pass to fuck other guys, I'd gladly give it to her and promptly told her to move out.

Fast forward to Tonight and she's convinced all my friends to get me to make up with her.

It ain't happening.

>this faggot watches rick and morty

sorry OP you already BTFO yourself

im interested, keep bumping

>10/10 wants the pipe
>reject her

D E V I L I S H

You should've dumped her the first time. When she first brought it up, she already had someone in mind.

nice blog

this

also you should fuck her frenemy behind closed doors and then send her a pic of the aftermath you leave on the slags back and asshole

Says the bitch that watches Loli porn

>in mind

He was probably in more than that

>Christmas Eve she brought up that if I fucked her co-worker, she'd be fine with it.
shoulda plugged this coworker then dumped the gf

This, she was probably already fucking a dude if she pushed so hard for an open relationship.

She fucked another dude before she even brought it up the first time, cuck.

I can see that.

I assumed she brought up the coworker to alleviate her guilt.

Maybe, but I'm fiercely monogamous. It's part of my personal ethics. She knew this and kept bringing up the open relationship

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At least you axed the bitch well done

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I have no proof but this is what I'm gonna tell my friends and family in the coming days.


Even if I can't back it up, the seed will already be planted and she'll be on the defensive

>id is literally goy
oyvey

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cuck (unless the actual father is dead)

i think this is my last one, if anyone got any more i'd appreciate it, especially the one about that one guy that fucks the girl's sister and friend after breaking up with her

>implying she hadn't already done it and just wanted to see what he'd say

You don't have to explain shit. Clearly she has different values.

>Women btfo thread
Go back to you fucking cuck.

This ops been getting fucked for half a year if not more

>I have no proof but this is what I'm gonna tell my friends and family in the coming days.

its not a court of law faggot its just gossip

you can say whatever you want about anyone

ive had people lie about me and get away with it and thats when i figured this shit out

why didnt you just tell all your friends that you dont want to date her because shes a fuckign whore that wants to sleep with lots of other men?

why are you such a little bitch?

i found some more and this is kinda related

>she's convinced all my friends to get me to make up with her.
>she's convinced all my friends
huh
they don't seem like your friend
your friends

weird I'm on the opposite side, always asked my gf if we could do an open relationship

I just broke up with her and haven't really tried to inform everyone about it.

>she's convinced all my friends to get me to make up with her.
Your friends are fucking cucks

this

>asking your gf anything

bye cuck

youre a bit of a cuck lad

dont mention it until someone brings it up. nobody cares. women talk about relationships. guys talk about money and power.

Hey, you don't owe her anything. Sounds like she knew what she was doing, if you're that against it, it's not a relationship worth continuing to pursue.

This happens all the time, with both men and women, but women tend to buy into the idea of "investment" in a relationship. Like, if they've spent two years with you, they've "earned" that ring, and the right to tell you how the relationship is going to work. Some people are cool with being open, but I can see why the idea of having free reign to fuck other guys and then come home to your security and paycheck is something you wouldn't be into, even if it worked both ways.

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>i haven't informed everyone yet
>everyone

are you 16? why do all your "friends" need to know your personal business?

now im done

You try dealing with sisters calling you just to tell you "you made a mistake"

>women

READ THE FUCKING HEADER "PERSONAL" AS IN "IT HAPPENED TO YOU FIRST HAND"

when women in my family hassle me i just ignore them, e.g. dont answer the phone or reply

why are you so cucked? no dad?

wrong. rick and morty is a good show and one cant be blamed for enjoying it.

yes its babby's nihilism 101 congrats ur life is so shit u discovered it before the normies. its still a fun show

I left my house once and saw this chick smiling. I closed my eyes and thought to myself, "bitch you best stop smiling, you don't deserve happiness like I do". Then I walked into a wall because I still had my eyes closed, but I played it off pretty well. Have a hard time going out since.

You did the right think. A girl never brings up an "open relationship" out of nowhere. She had in mind a guy she wanted to bang, but wanted your approval. So she pitches it to you as an open relationship, hoping you'd be so caught up in the idea of getting new pussy that you'd let her bang other guys.

In reality, you'd end up alone most nights while she'd be off getting some strange cock. You'd hate yourself, and any time you expressed dissatisfaction she'd remind you how you agreed to open the relationship.

You did the right thing.

Oh fuck I didn't notice the flag.

>moving on

fuck youre gay i hope you got aids from your cheating slut girl you poof

>tfw when no gf ever

You're making me want to head for r9k. You should tell her you don't want an open relationship and never will and think badly of her for bringing it up. If she decides to stay with you anyways go along with it for a bit more. Maybe she'll amend her ways.

all those adventure time lol 3 randumb 4 u cartoons are terrible

>inb4 you tell me one of those shitty clone cartoons are different from another

>senior year of highschool
>living in shitty trailer park in south Texas
>same group of about six of us waiting for the bus in the morning chatting about upcoming prom
>twin sister was going with some aggie-club redneck named, shit you not, billy-bob
>announced I wasn't going and Felicia, the local Sophmore slut was shocked and wanted to know why
>explained my girlfriend and I had broken up a couple months back and with school ending soon, never bothered to go fishing for someone new
>Felicia has a nickname that we unkindly called to her face - Fellicio. Came from a broken family and most of us had seen her father being real handsy with her, always figured that's why she put out so much
>Fellicio offered to go with me and promised to fuck me prom night if I'd accept. She seemed like getting to go to a prom was really important to her.
>Haggled her into fucking me that weekend and again after prom, saying if she backed out after prom then I'd be screwed, but if she fucked me now and backed out later, well then I still got some
>she agreed, we fucked that weekend like bunnies the way that only dirt poor trailer trash can
>afterwards she gushed about pretty dresses her cousin could loan her and getting a corsage and how she'd splurge and buy a limo for all of us
>I never got around to going to prom

I am touched by your behaviour OP. Keep It on. Stay stalwart. Dont give up and dont get back with her. IF i was your friend, I would break your legs Just to keep you far from her. GJ

You need to get better at fucking r9k faggot, then this would stop happening.

Its not that bad. I've only seen one episode though.

Leaf have some fucking self respect.

I find it odd that your friends are trying to convince you. Were they her friends first or something?

Thank you my Sicilian papist

I told her I'd like to have an open relationship she didn't agree, was fucking other girl at the same time

Kek

did a swingers group/open relationship thing with my lady.for a while

It quickly became obvious it doesn't work

>Girl can fuck any guy she wants. No dude will turn down sex with a hot chick if she says "yeah this is just sex. nothing serious. I have a boyfriend"

>guy has to have insane game, or sex with anyone else is pretty much impossible. girls want to go on dates and have the prospect of getting serious before they fuck. no hot chick wants to be the "side girl" in an open relationship. It's harder than getting the same girl to just be a casual booty call, or even getting the same girl to be the girl you are CHEATING on your girlfriend with.

I hate those shows just as much as the next autistic Sup Forumstard but you've obviously never watched it if you lot in with shit like adventure time, regular show, gumball and all the other gay shit Sup Forums likes.

This nearly killed me.

No but from their viewpoint I just randomly dumped a long term gf for no reason.

She probably convinced them that I was depressed or some shit.

It's been 3 days and I'm still too lazy to tell them about the open relationship bullshit

This. What is this "informing" there is nothing to be talk about now. She was a whore so you dumped her, who could she be telling? What "friends" of yours would even give her an audience, let alone believe what she says? You need better friends

The day I realized women were heartless witches

>out getting drunk with bros
>bros chick friend's, friend from out of ton come
>she wants the D
>end up getting super drunk, take here home and fuck
>she ends up throwing up in my bathroom
>kick her out
>next day end up finding out she had a boy friend and lied to me about it

I was pissed she made me become that guy

OP is a no fun allowed faggot.

She totally fucked another dude mang. Women don't think meticulously ahead of time like that. You should know better than anyone they act on impulse and feelings.

good for you user, you made the right call

they're all the same. the same asshorrible animation, and terrible writing

please tell me how lolsorandumbshow #1 is different than lolsorandumbshow #4. i'd really like to know

Based

kek

you couldve avoided punishing yourself by reading all the theory by spergs on the red pill

most of its garbage but with open relationships their logic is 100% on

as soon as its suggested shes telling you she wants to fuck other guys, and probably already has

who cares faggot at least im contributing

btw nice thrice

how is that not blatantly obvious? Every single man in an open relationship is losing.

Yup. Spot on. I used to hang around the poly community in Chicago when I was single and horny. It's a real bad deal for guys who accept this sort of 'relationship'.

It was fun for me watching the guys try very hard to hide their despair while I banged their wives in the other room though.

I decided to date my high school's slut out of pity years back. Just so she had a guy to take take her to prom and shit like that


She was so pathetic and miserable I just felt really bad for her existence.

Eventually I 'fixed' her enough that she could break up with me and actually meet a decent guy in college.

I met my virgin qt future wife soon after in university

>girlfriend of 4 years tells me she wants to take a break seemingly out of the blue
>she was my first real girlfriend and I hadn't become jaded to women yet
>in a moment of weakness I cry
>she tells me "you're so ugly when you cry" and leaves
>next few weeks are hell, but I get through them
>coming up is a show I was supposed to go to with her (I had already bought tickets)
>end up asking a girl in one of my classes to go with me
>she says yes
>show is great, hanging out with this girl really puts into perspective the shit I put up with in my last relationship
>post on Facebook about how great the show was
>somehow exgf found out I went and went with another girl and calls me
>says how much she misses me and she wished she had gone with me
>tell her I'm glad she didn't because I had a great time with new girl
>she starts crying
>this is my moment
>this is the killing blow
>"You're so ugly when you cry"
>hang up
>haven't talked to her since then but I hear she has gained a bunch of weight

holy fuck, i'm dying right here
saved for future purposes...

Off topic but I always assume every Deutsch poster is actually a shit skin

Because it doesn't have that "randumb" humour that hinges on some random screams or words. It is also not PG so it doesn't rely so heavily on that kind of humour.
Just watch a single episode so you don't have such a bad understanding of the show. There are valid complaints or arguments to be made about the show but you're not going to be able to make that argument if you've not watched it.

Based.

I have respect for you OP, you stuck to your morals and values and didn't bend it just so you can please someone else.

I can contribute. A lot of guys post about getting put in the friend zone, so here's a letter from a girl who was crushing on me for a couple of years in college that I was just never really into.

1/3

Got a hardon from this

>>"You're so ugly when you cry"

anyone have the cap of the 4 roommates and the whale?

great line

Fuck. This one is actually the first one. Whatever.

2/3

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for real. I did ok while we were in it, but even the parties were exactly like going to a bar trying to get laid. the hot alphas got the primo chicks. 90% of the rest were nasty

I did get to fuck this one chick who's morbidly obese husband jerked off silently in the corner

He was, no joke, a mod on Reddit

3/3

Her hand writing is so pretty.
You're a tiger. A true alpha. I'll look up to you forever.

>she already had someone in her.
FTFY.

well, you're wrong...
i'm an eastern european of 100% white heritage though...

Read your replies and you're a fucking cuck with bluepilled ass friends/family

>letting some whore interfere with your friends/family

>staying with some whore after she even mentions an "open relationship"

>having friends what would even still talk to her after she tells them she wanted to fuck another dude and tried to get them to talk you into taking her back (my irl friends would tell her to fuck off, yours seem to condone it)

>needing to have other peoples approval as a grown ass man to do something, especially end a fucking RELATIONSHIP

I won't go on, but you need to fix many things in your life user, but it sounds like you're a teenager honestly, so ill go with that assumption.

That or you're one sorry sack of shit with terrible unloyal friends and a kike tier family.

Fix your shit son.

God this was sad. Also Japan? Why? How?

>plugged co-worker.
Not before breakup, otherwise she'd call you a womanizing hypocrite and destroy your social circle. Nothing breaks up a circle of bros like a loose set of legs. See how she's already convinced all of your friends to lobby you for a second chance, of course they would, they'd be the ones fucking her and calling you cuck behind your back. Hold your ground and hope none of your friends are stupid enough to willingly call themselves a cuck when she eventually tries to move on to one of them

OK I'm fascinated. So why no attraction? Crazy? Fat? Jewish? Her parents owned Vesuvio cafe?

lying cuck, these are letters that some redditor got from his ex gf... it was all over r9k months ago...

was she fat?