I pissed away my 20's fucking off with my friends and traveling. I didn't invest in my future at all...

I pissed away my 20's fucking off with my friends and traveling. I didn't invest in my future at all. Didn't go to college. All I've achieved so far is a Class-A CDL, years of fruitless call center experience for a Medicare contractor and some IT, loads of psytrance parties in the mountains and forests across the country, coordinated events and visuals for gatherings of 500+ people and saw a lot of hippie tits and vagina's, tens of thousands of miles of travel across North and South America, and some really awesome sex that may or may not have mostly been a product of co-dependent relationships that fucked me up a bit. Shit's been great no doubt. But I have no cushion.

I'm 29 now tired of spinning my wheels without a plan, and I've just started learning Javascript and brushing up on HTML, CSS, and have been messing around with Bootstrap. My objective is to get into UI/UX development and possibly mess around in apps and software later. It's definitely harder to pick up now than when I was younger, but I'm plugging away and now getting into object oriented stuff. I get annoyed by how often I have to reread things, but I haven't used my brain to learn in such a way in so long.

By all accounts a lot of how I've conducted my life so far has been degenerate and foolish. A lot of people will enjoy the successes I aim to achieve now ten years younger. Though, many will never get to experience the things I have either.

Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing with your life in your 20s. Fuck those programmer/whatever kids that clear 100k a year, yet don't know how to have fun and live a little. Have adventures. See the world. Have a few romances. But just remember that you'll eventually get to about my age and you'll start to worry about your future. Try to find some kind of balance between work and play. When you start to worry, that's when you still have all the time in the world. Just don't get to 40 and start worrying about this shit.

Anyway, as you were.

>Burnout loser
>I know, I'll get into UI/UX
Wow, didn't see that one coming

>Just don't get to 40 and start worrying about this shit.

This is my life as of today!
Feels bad desu.

^ this

>be me
>32yo neet
>pissed away my 20's reading antisemitic jpg and pdf and looking speedruns streams, pissing in bottles and never leaving my 3x4m2 room.
>???
> no profit

What do you think after all the psychotropic drugs? Do you have a different world view?

are you me, same age and pissed away life.

What advice do you have for someone 23?

it's too late for worrying, i joined the Army at 23. what is fun?

Funny thing, you made the right choice. Cubicle cucks wasted their youth chasing a dollar; they'll have plenty of money to do the things you did and then some, but won't have the youth to enjoy it. You got the last laugh m8.

Drugs, pussy, nature. Do you regret enlisting?

go to khan academy, practice your math, learn to program

It sounds like you would suit a career in politics, it's not too late. Plenty of successful politicians past 32, it's all about your drive.

You're essentially 30 with little to no experience. You kind of fucked up.

Hippies aren't even all that. They're so fucking annoying. I went to some event with them there. Fuck them.

>Fuck those programmer/whatever kids that clear 100k a year, yet don't know how to have fun and live a little.

This is the kind of shit that's always said by some dumpy loser in his/her thirties that rents a studio apartment and waits tables.

>waste all your money on pointless vacations instead of going to college
>get surprised when you have no plan of what to do with your life
Fuck off with your "see the world" that seems nice and all, but I need to find a way of paying for it, and with the way the economy is, I probably won't be able to "see the world" because I need to be able to earn a livable wage in my own country first

What Khan Academy videos?

pics or it didn't happen

How did you pay for all that and just do it?

Tbqh I would put down my job to travel, if only for a year or so. Had a sheltered life, so I feel like I need this.

says the dumpy loser in his/her thirties that rents a studio apartment and waits tables.

>Try to find some kind of balance between work and play

very hard thing to do. i'm either in one mode or the other.

Fuck off you boring cunt.

No, he probably has a well paying job because he didn't piss away his youth fucking around, and actually went to college

Dude, what the fuck? That was so moving in the most autistic way

keep trying, dont let the negative thoughts get to you. youll fuck up, everyone does even if it seems like it doesn't happen. youll look like a dipshit sometimes, everyone does, just laugh it off and keep going.

sit down and try to come up with a game plan, where do you want to be, how to get their, this isnt a concrete plan, things might change but go with the flow, try to get to that main goal.

if you not happy when you reach your main goal if you do, thats more common than you think with a vast majority of people.

but if you get to a good place, a decent career their will be even more options for change and growth.

Its just like losing weight, its hard as fuck at first, but once you achieve it, is easier to maintain. people i know that got married has money and a good job, but they still arnt satisfied, but they dont get super depressed like when you at the bottom like alot of us neets.

at least you have dubz

what do buddy?

we can't stay amorph until we die!
can't we ?

>Fuck those programmer/whatever kids that clear 100k a year
I work at a very large Bay Area company and make 200k/year total comp now (I'm 30).

In two years I'll have enough saved that I can make over 30k/year tax-free from investments (assuming 4% return) and I can retire in nearly any Asian/South American country and I never have to work again.

I am doing the opposite of what you did. I am basically not even alive right now. I've exchanged my entire adult life for the ability to retire in my early 30s.

Not saying your way or my way is better, just giving a different viewpoint.

Hey I hope you enjoy all 400 square feet of your home.

although your story makes me feel a little better about my own glacial career progress

Good for you user. I work a life consuming job with great compensation and honestly I wish I was able to go to psytrance parties in college sometimes.

>implying college isn't jewing
>implying college equals success
>jewd

kek

Your way is objectively better, because you will have actual freedom. OP is going to be a jew slave until he keels over.

Serious.. Make some money then u get bitches (young, dumb, full of cum) all over ur dick. EZ

dads money ofc. op doesn' know shit about earning cash.

wayyy ahead of you :^)

Chicago born and pretty mcu been everywhere ive ver wanted to see by the age of 27 :^)

parents took me all over the USA as well and
>Ireland - all over
>Cruise the Bahamas
>Cancun, Mexico
>Toranto, Canada

and when they die, I become wealthy LOL . So lately(past 5 years) ive just been driving all over the USA in my SUV and camping, hiking, fishing, drinking everywhere I want

STREETS IS HARD LOL

I am on the same path as you, but with no wagecucking. Going to clear 200k in take home profits next year low end. My reach goal is half a million.

>rich
>taking photos with potato

Checks out guys.

How did you get started on your path?

>How did you pay for all that
Resources come naturally, flowing like rain. you'll always get the amount you need, no problems. The trick is to just get up and go. Right now, no matter the time. Pack the shit you need, leave the rest and go. Don't worry, life works out. Whatever the situation you are leaving behind, life will work itself out.

dis why ur country will fall

>turns 35
>ah, retirement!
>dies of heart attack while fucking lady boi

Great plan m8.

>be me
>6' 4" pretty fit still
>23 mostly neet
>loving family
>high school dropout
>done nothing with my life over the past 3 years though lived on different continents and done some odd jobs
>constantly doing drugs
>immune to regret
>weird sexual experiences are a pleasant infrequency to break up some pretty heavy chronic masturbation
>happy and satisfied
>future looks good because I've convinced my self subconsciously that I'm the smartest fucker on the planet and will always be able to get by somehow

take a look boys because this is what it's like to be fully uncucked by everything

that was actually off my ipad

just like this one in Utah

dont ahve my cellphone pics uplaoded to my AlienWare PC :^)

whats it like being a pleb?

>take a look boys because this is what it's like to be fully uncucked by everything
>checks flag

>tfw never going to travel to such exotic locales as Utah

Top kek

>fully uncucked
>addicted to drugs

R
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What's it like contributing nothing to your country? Leave.

I'm literally doing that lol. No programming experience, good job. I had no long term plan so this year I picked up html css js and a tiny bit of php. I go to work and come home and learn shit, its awesome. Trying to learn node rn actually. Good luck user

Most other paths in life would have given you no satisfaction, so don't be too distraught.

As much as we like to meme it otherwise, we're all here because the modern world and it's trifles are not meant for us.

its already started. this is why young americas like me dont breed. were the last middle class gneration and after that its all fucked.

You know, not everyone is a spoiled little shit who pisses away daddy's money on expensive vacations

>constantly doing drugs
>immune to regret

both are higly related. i tried to stop drug once... very bad idea, i wasn't immune to regrets and self-shaming anymore.

I was interested in computers when I was very young, learned to program when I was about 17, studied computer science in college, worked at a variety of startups in the Bay Area and then joined a big company finally for the stability and higher pay. Not being awkward and networking with people helped a ton.

Purely from investments or something else?

The visa situation in Thailand is not really great, and I don't really have any interest in that country anyways. I am interested in living in a warm place, though.

See this is the best part of Sup Forums.

Everyone is a fucking liar, claims to make more/less than actual just to make a point, but at the end of the day it all means nothing. I'm here for the entertainment, and inspiration. Any life advice taken from this fucking place is simply the result of people smashing the keyboard of life and writing a novel by accident. The origin of an idea doesn't matter, as long as it's good. And the origin is a fucking shithole

soooo you guys keep taking each other seriously out there, kek.

Reality is most people on here are just autistic.

You're an addict m8. Your life is fucked. You only feel like its okay because of the high. You are fully cucked by drugs. What drugs do you do? Jesus leaf, i expect a little better.

This. Best advice I could give is make a fuck load of non consequential mistakes towards a central goal. And with what you learn along the way, you'll be a success with 6 figures in 10 years

>Reality is most people on here are just autistic.

now turn on your monitor

i drink a lot and consume a lot...???.... so atleast I go that going for me :-/

Utah is pretty exotic and the most beautiful place in the United States. and I know you havent been there because you've never seen true beauty. I dont just 'visit' and 'travel' to these places, ilive there for months, get to know the landscape, locals, the trails , the sites. I live it. more than what your sorry ass can ever say

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WHY HERE?
>this is for your kikebook you dumb bitch
>this is not your diary please attention whore somewhere else you niggerbait trash.

tbf Thailand is pretty warm. I can sort you with thickets if u let me see ur nans fanny.

fuck you to pieces op you dumb dumb bitch.

I read this while looking for a grad school that I will be spending 60 hours a week at for 7 years getting my PhD. I do not understand

>implying I use a monitor

most everyone gets addicted in different degrees to things that aren't even necessarily drugs and have to deal with all the highs and lows of life anyway, it's all part of the struggle

very well might be. cross that bridge when we come to it. it might not necessarily be the drugs but also the lifestyle that has in influence in dissociating yourself from dignity and ambition. who knows

>I can sort you with thickets if u let me see ur nans fanny.

no wonder they never let brits make porn

I know. I also have several mental disorders, not everythig is peachy m80.

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Check these keks

m8 i am on 500k plus and i asked my misses for her hand in marriage and she said yes. i shagged her and i shagged her sis. whose the liar now, ya cunt?

Since some user is posting landscape pictures he took i might as well contribute

You wrote this entire post tomorrow

In a previous life I wagecucked at at a banking company for 2 years and saved 50k into vanguard funds. I quit and dicked around for a year. Then I got into the importing custom products from China and selling them on amazon game. I'm doing quite well now considering my past.

lol did ur blind mum take that. Do you not understand composition?

>uncucked
>addicted to drugs
>addicted to masturbation
>neet being supported by family
>done nothing with my life over the past 3 years though lived on different continents and done some odd jobs

IRA? Index Funds? Property?

I know I can go to /biz/.. but I just wanna kno a lil quick rundown. I'm saving so much damn money (rent free with family, multiple cars here I can borrow, frugal, etc). In my spare time I do research (about Investing), but haven't talk to someone actually doing this.

>Part owner of liquor store (family has 4, I'm involved in 1 with my cousins) and do HVAC full-time.

Haha yeah i was like 13 when I started worrying about my future wtf is wrong with you?

I didn't know commercialism defined a nation.

compositions certainly not my strong suit

No, my life wasn't going anywhere until i enlisted. That being said it definitely isn't for everyone.

Just dump your money into a vanguard fund and slog it out wagecucking. Or get into a scalable business where you can leverage your time.

*tips fedora*

Mate, give me 10 bags and i swear on my nan i'll give you 50bags back. I got a real kush plan going. Whats ur mail, trust me on dis. real cash no joke.

Fpbp

u w0t m9? cheeky bastard

it's alright, things change and evolve. considering I don't have any insecurities I'm aware of and not filled with anxiety about my future, I feel pretty good

At least you've probably had sex. I'm 22 and make $60k starting out, but I'll almost certainly die a virgin. I'm jealous of people like you.

nice bait. congrats

shes dead

GOOD

>Lives a degenerate hedonistic life for nearly 10 fucking years.
>Expects society to brush it away as "having a little fun"
Fuck you. You're the other side of the coin of sluts who sleep around then destroy their marriages and families. You will be among the first to hang on the Day of the Rope.

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Im fucking with you, it's okay. just a little boring. Maybe if the camera was lower and you go less sky there.

60k doing what?

I had two kids from two different women at the same time at 19. I joined the Army Infantry at 21. I shot grenades at opium farmong sandniggers in trashganistan. Then I fucked around with sluts where I was stationed near seattle for two years. Now I live off of disability for the rest of my life. Haha.

I enlisted at 19, 29 now

Its a wierd feel. I know im better off yet i feel i missed out on so much. While my friends were in europe i was underway in the bearing sea. While my friends were going to raves i remember seeing the distant light of hawaii in midnight and thar morning pulling in to bang a qt that night just to throw lines 2 days later and never see her again.

Ive seen more cocaine than most people would ever see in their life but never used it.

Its an abstract feel

Probs a beaner who got points on a package.

nice way of deflecting your jealousy carry on though I need more (You)s

Lmao. I started "late" and got a BS in software engineering at 25. Good luck getting anywhere without real experience.

>t. Walmart produce stocker

Lol you're a loser and you always will be, get real, just go burnout hippie

U were a military cunt but you refused to do drugs? You're joking right? wtf is up with you, did you think Uncle Sam was watching ? Lol