IM WAY UP NORTH IN CALIFORNIA AND FEELING THE GROUND SHAKE its happened 5 times already, not too strong but im far away from faultlines
is the big one hitting LA or SF right now? anybody know where the epicenter is? is SF about to fall into the ocean?
are we about to have the big happening we are long overdue here in california?
nobody else felt it? any LA fags care to report if they got destroyed by that? im up in Jefferson
I've got a friend in smith valley who says his whole house was shaking and warping
Also here's this
Epicenter is near Hawthorne
Im in reno and my whole apartments been feeling quakes for the past hour. Apartently its right next to hawthorne. Hawthorne is a largest military depot in the world. Are we getting attacked????
Hopefully some spics die
bakersfield here didnt feel shit
Fresno fag here, just started shaking even more. Any of you guys feel it?
see
Hopefully you califags break off and float into the sea
Soon.
>my thoughts
Yellowstone.
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South Bay here didn't feel shit.
this is going to be the next and last happening of 2016 kek wills it
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this wasn't how calexit was supposed to happen
Let us pray that the world is cleansed of California and hope that cursed hellhole falls into the sea.
Harden up faggot, the Pacific Ring of Fire has been active for years.
>Kek is making Calexit real
>By sinking California to the bottom of the ocean
>Its the Australian Yellowstone poster
I see you autist
Literally live in San Cucksisco and I felt nothing.
I was laying on the floor too.
Another terrorist attack
Seeing as how
My girlfriend and her mom are in SF for
Vacation right now that big one can hold off for a few more days
Sac, dont feel shit. friend in Lincoln said they felt it tho
The big one isn't coming, Maynard is full of shit
Stockton, felt it like 45 minutes ago.
In LA, have felt nothing, I dont think kek has blessed us with the great removal yet
Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
LAST HAPPENING OF 2016, YELLOWSTONE. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE. KEK IS ACTING AS I TYPE.
AY DIOS MIOOOOO
Fresno, felt a few tremors 20 minutes ago
love tool
KEK HAS FORSAKEN ME
On r/California people are saying they felt it.
Can you send a pic of outside? I'd like to see how fucked would you be if you got hit by a real eq.
YELLOWSTONE ARISE
ARISE, YELLOWSTONE, GIMME THEM (yous)
Madera here, can confirm I felt it, too.
It is a noticeable, but less-than-lethal earthquake. I guess some junkies will die there from heart attacks.
passed out drunk again from wine faggot?
>soon
(You)
209 area code here, felt it as well. Please Kek make Calexit happen!
>any LA fags care to report if they got destroyed by that?
I'm near that beaner rat pit and everything is fine. Fuck off with your LARPing bullshit.
Please kill all the degenerates in California so we can go red for Trump in 2020.
Long valley caldera guys.
At last, the Trump curse shall claim just one more happening before the year's end.
I hope SoCal rots.
Do I really have to give you all a kindergarten tier education for the billionth fucking time?
>yfw Los Angeles and San Francisco are basically on top of the San Andreas fault
We'll go red if we can get rid of those two metro areas
Praise Kek! Make it happen!
i haven't felt anything, but i live half an hour from LA
You haven't noticed this is a bait roleplaying thread?
Even if it was:
1. Tool just made a reference to some other guy's poem/song/whatever whose name I forgot and the fact that you take a band for methheads this seriously because you hate SJWs who at the end of the day are a total minority is retarded
2. "That"'s scientifically impossible. A tsunami isn't equivalent to thousands of miles of land just breaking off like that. By that logic Japan should have been Atlantis eons ago.
PRAISE KEK!
Literally nothing
Land as seismically active as California being seismically active shouldn't come off as a surprise to anybody. In fact this should be good news that it is active, considering that's how fault lines work in the first place.
9.0 IN CALIFORNIA. KEK PLEASE OH SACRED GOD OF Sup Forums
LA resindente here, absolute nothing. Nice calm night to shitpost
Is this the Dwayne Johnson movie? Looks more like SanFran getting carpet bombed more than anything else. Which I'm fine with.
KEK WILLS IT!
>bait roleplaying thread
earthquaketrack.com
oh wow
praise kek
No I just finished rolling a joint after watching anime
checked
If dubz Cali breaks off into the Pacific.
#AutismSpeaks
praise
>Implying that some of us don't actually live in California
if singles you're retarded
CHECKED
805, Central Coast here. Didn't feel shit
AAAAAAAAAY DIOS MIO 9.0
>#AutismSpeaks
>#WeListen
Never forget where you are.
earthquakes can't break ca into the pacific, but it could mess up infrastructure
shiiiiiiiitttt
NUEVE PUNTO CERO DIOSITOOOOO
Where in norcal? Eureka, nothing happening right now. We had a few 6.0s earlier in the month but nothing major.
yessir. 9.6 magnitude destroys SF in the movie after a 9.2 destroys LA
>everyone in the thread is californian
>russian and australian flags in the thread
If this happens, I will have all the proof I need.
checked.
if only it killed the illegals.
OH FUCK
>tfw live in LA
California will face the wrath of KEK!
M 5.7 Earthquake
29km WSW of Hawthorne, Nevada
california residents posting thread(s) about earthquakes. thats like a sand box resident posting "its sandy outside."
and on a political board of all places
roughly east of sacramento
see
That's where you're wrong kiddo
There's evidence that about 50 million years ago the faults along the western edge of North America jumped a few dozen miles, creating the central valley as a huge graben that literally collapsed down over 2 miles
Were that to happen again, everything west of the SA -- all of LA and the coastline up to SF -- would sink into the ocean
Further north the subduction zone is causing uplift so when Cascadia goes again that whole region should sink about 30-40 feet which will take out Eureka and Crescent city before the tsunami even gets there
same, calibro.
Southern California will have a major natural disaster in the next 3 months. It's been will'd.
Fun resource for earthquake people
earthquake.usgs.gov
Updates about every 5 minutes, longer for the more rural sensors
I felt a tiny one last night in the Bay Area. 1.0 maybe? Hadn't felt one in ages.
>after a 9.2 destroys LA
KEK, proven gigantic load of shit and they apparently went to (((geologists))) before writing it.
It straightens itself out, baka. It's like a catapult: you can only stretch it out so far until it finally goes back to the same form it once was. But props for writing that fanfiction all by yourself.
Not quite as interesting to show a bunch of run down brick buildings and crack houses in Eureka getting destroyed by a 9.0
> All faults are transform faults
> Geologic features never change
The Sierra Nevada uplift and the Klamath break were both created by a fault jump. This is literally geology 101 level stuff.
Finland here, didn't feel shit
was the dog okay tho?
Well she died of cancer last year but that wasn't because of the earthquake
her name is Sophie
at least the earthquake didn't get her. i hope she had a long happy dog life.
Were you one of those people who thought 2012 the movie was 100% fact? Even in the Dwayne Johnson movie it doesn't fall into the ocean, shit's just total ruins. Qeq
Even if you were correct (we're both wrong in that we can predict when the big one's coming), the more small quakes happen the less likely chance there is of a larger one. "Letting off stress" and whatnot.