Reminder for non-history fags that Spain conquered more of the world than the Greeks, Romans, and British...

Reminder for non-history fags that Spain conquered more of the world than the Greeks, Romans, and British. More than anyother city/state. More than can ever be achieved ever again.

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>conquer a subspecies while having +3 age advancement

yeah ok

And the Portuguese conquered the sea before you, don't forget us hermano, we had the whole world at our feet, slaying heathens and pussy all over the world.
Remember the treaty of Tordesilhas

What did you think the Greeks, Romans, and British did? Conquer rocket scientists?

Since 500 years, Spain and Portugal have accomplished nothing. Your military literally consists of retards.

At least the British have a legacy, you have nothing but bankruptcy.

>Spain has no legacy
I thought you guys were suppose to have good schools.

Portubros best bros

Its legacy is its language, its faith and its culture.

Reminder that Nowdays their biggest pride is Mexico while they all sit lazy in front of their ugly houses in their dirty neighborhoods conplaining about how the weather is hot as fuck while drinkibg 4rd Cruzcampo beer at 1 pm.

I dobt know what it was, but it completely went away regarding this nation.

I dont even recognize your flag. Is it a real country

My favourite part of Spanish culture is a shit economy. I'm loving that 42.6% youth unemployment.

Spanish army has a higher requirement for IQ than many.

it's 18%.

hell yeah

Well, the greatest Germany's accomplishment is ruin Europe over and over again

NOSOTROS WUZ KINGZ

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What exactly did Spain conquer, other than the occasional native american pussy?

half of the worlds fertile lands that are now home to 1 billion people.

It's because Spain fell for the EU meme and sacrificed her industry at the altar of Brussels. Spain is unironically a sleeping industrial giant; despite the EU, some signs (the automobile industry, for example) remain.

Just remember that only fifteen or so years ago, Spain was so well off that the government got rid of conscription because it delayed one's entry into the labour pool at a time when the country needed loads of workers.

Couldn't conquer Gibraltar though could you lads?

Former Spanish colonies are all corrupt socialist shitholes, just like Spain. Our empire was more succesful by every metric.

Canada, US, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Hong Kong > Mexico, Cuba, Venezuela, Argentina, Nicaragua, El Salvador

half of usa was Spanish.

Home to 1 billion povo people

>no legacy
You're the ones with no legacy, Hans. German East Africa disappeared without trace; no mark of German presence remains in Tanzania, proving that you are ill-suited for the grandeur of glorious imperial pursuits.

Also, I needn't remind you of the fact that the HRE used funds from Castile'a treasury on many occasions, but you never paid denbts.

>Spain conquered more of the world than the Greeks, Romans, and British.
But that's wrong

>not as big as the Mongol Khanate.

its true

time for BROWN GUILT, BROWN PRIVILEDGE
where are your apologies cunt how dare you be great

At least they saved your dumb asses in '36, you would be commie without their intervention.

No.
Americans conquered way more, but I'm still a big Spain fan, go to Santiago like every year.

>Comparing California, New Mexico, and Texas to the entire eastern seaboard

Claiming territory is very different than controlling it.

Shitty settlement and land distribution policy, if I could go back in time I would fight to the death to make sure that the land remains racially Spanish at all costs, with no possibility for subversion or other interest the ultimate interest is for the Spanish race to take in the land for their blood and not profit.

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If the Spanish did what was correct for our ancestors then 46.77 million spaniards would have all the bounty and land of latin america 7.412 million mi2.

What's wrong with Texas?

Romans had strong competitors, Spain just crushed some primitives with sticks and rocks as weapons.

australia is desert
canada is desert

That's because the French betrayed Spain at the negotiations, but that just goes to show how cancerous Louis XIV was. In any case, you bongs like to talk shit about the Spanish Armada, but the Spanish BTFO you scarcely a year afterwards; google the Counter-Armada.

Of course your settler colonies (for the first four) and Chinese-majority (for Singapore) colonies will do better than mestizo lands, but it is undeniable that they are better off as mestizos than Indians; just look at Bolivia, my friend.

If you want a fairer comparison, look at the British colonies in Africa and the West Indies. Yea, your imperialism isn't all that successful when we look at Belize and Jamaica. Trust me on one thing, mate: Belize is a shithole, and it's still paradise compared to Sierra Leone, which you conquered.

So nothing, essentially.

Reminder for Latino manletfag that Spain's children hate it, that King Felipe VI is a fucking faggot who has AIDS, and that Spain is a complete fucking joke that can beg for Gibraltar for the next 1000 years and we still won't give it back.
We are the Anglosphere. HM rules the Seas. Royal Forces will crush Israel and make it part of NZ in 6 days.
Get fucked Iberian poofters.

>walked into empty lands and "conquered" them
The only impressive feat was the colonisation of India, which was rightly considered a crown jewel. The rest, while valuable (see Australia, for example), were virtually empty and ripe for taking.

The Spanish, meanwhile, had to take down the Inca and the Aztecs, and they did so with incredibly low numbers of men.

Until Anglos kicked them out

>save Spanish asses killing Spanish people
me no understand

itt the slavshit who got cucked by an erasmus spaniard.
Tomate por el culo capuyo eslavo marricon de mierda.

>>save Spanish asses killing Spanish people
>do not be sent to gulag
Saved you, and communists are not human.

Reminder that conquering niggers and Indians with guns and germs on your side is not a real accomplishment.

And they're Catholic, not Protestant or Liberal

That's untrue, and it disregards the fact that Spain wasn't isolated from European politics; she still BTFO the French at many battles in Italy and her tercios did much damage throughout Europe. Not only that, the most admirable tale in Iberian history is that of the Reconquista, which so many seem to forget.

Also, Italibro, Spain is a daughter of Rome, too. She was second only to Italy in terms of time spent under the control of the Eternal City, and she provided the Empire with many emperors, soldiers, and scholars. Hadrian, for example, was from Hispania.

The Spanish beat the Inca and Aztecs with smallpox, same thing happened with the British with the aboriginals in Australia

I compared Spain's most succesful colonies to ours. We blow them out of the water and you know it.

Our most succesful colony elected someone to keep the people from Spain's most succesful colony out. That should tell you something.

>t. someone who has never heard of the Battle of Otumba.

Google it, mate. You're really displaying your knowledge of history here.

:^)

Spain has no colonies, colony means settlement and the land that used to belong to the Spanish state is not settled by Spaniards, it's indian lands right now.

You got more land

The britbongs and portufags got more riches

The important bit of an empire is the bite followed by the hold. What good is a bite if you can't hold? The Spanish would have been simply overwhelmed if it had not been for smallpox.

Are you saying Mexico wasn't a Spanish colony

I'm not sayin they was shit, that would be stupid, but the conquest of america was way easier than what the romans did. Their technology made them like the aliens in the doomsday movies.

Save for Argentina, those aren't Spain's most prosperous colonies. Stick to the Southern Cone, friend; there you will find her most prosperous colonies

Once again, your white colonies will undoubtedly outperform mestizo countries, but Argentina was quite admirable, being comparable to Australia in prosperity well into the XX century. She decayed later, but Argentina was abounding in splendour for quite some time.

Legally, no; it was a viceroyalty, which is a different legal arrangement. It may informally be known as a colony, however.

They were also a Muslim Caliphate for over 700 years.

'HURR DURR CONQUERING THE WORLD ISN'T A REAL ACHIEVEMENT BECAUSE NIGGERS'

If it was so easy to build empires why didn't everyone do it? You have to fight off other empires to become the largest. The British Empire was a bigger feat than any other empire in history. France, Spain, the Netherlands and Germany were all BTFO.

People who say otherwise are just jealous.

>Spanish Army

You mean Spaniard?

>American Education

Rome was basically conquering niggers and barbarians

France's "empire" lasted a few years, and calling it "empire" is very kind

Germany's "empire" lasted until the soviets started to push back

Spain took half of europe, won most of european battles with Tercios and after slapping everyone's ass, (like france on Italy) we conquered half the world with our portugese bros, and that lasted until 1814-1820

British empire was the only "real empire" that could rival Spain, and even then they would have lost hard if not for the storm that destroyed almost the entire Spanish Navy that went to conquer Albion

Pray that Iberia doesn't wake again

1. The Romans were not solely Italians. It starts out with the Social War, and gradually moves on to other provinces also contributing to the Empire's power. Hadrian, as I said, was from Hispania.
2. The Romans conquered a bunch of white niggers and had their fair share of easy wars, too. The Celtiberians, for example, were brave (muh Numantia and all that), but they were no match.

Viva España.

Spain founded universities and converted indians to catholicism,

Snow niggers only killed indians.

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ITT: Yuropoors butthurt about Britain having the largest and most succesful empire in history. Stay mad, EU fags.

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And they resisted and kept their faith, while you let Chong Li buy up everything in Vancouver.

Must be why the British were absolutely BTFO when Spain, France and Holland supported the American patriots.

You would think they could have been more powerful to take a bigger slice of Africa or Asia.

Hijo de puta!

We are the most succesful Spanish colony.

Daily reminder that you tried invading us and got keked into oblivion.

Tratado de Tordesillas, look it up m8

we basically divided the world between us and Portugal, we gave up Africa and get for ourselves the entire American continent except for Brazil

there was a moment when Portugal and Spain joined in a marital union, and then we basically ruled the entire world, that only lasted for a few years tho

Spanish is a general adjective: the Spanish language, Spanish culture, Spanish law, etc.

Spaniard is someone from Spain.

Por favor publica una captura de pantalla de la Armada inglesa de La Coruña. Yo estoy en el móvil y no puedo.

So you're admitting it took three different empires to defeat the British in a war against fellow Brits? Rather proves my point about our superiority.

P.s. You faggots are taught that America was the centre of the world back then. It wasn't. We were fighting more important wars in Europe and India.

Mexico, Sicily, Hollands, California,Tejas,New Mexico, Arizona,Florida, Puerto Rico,Argentina,Chile > India, South Africa, Swaziland, Pakistan, Rhodesia, Kenya,Uganda, Canada

>American education

Every war the Romans fought against the Celts was hard as fuck. They were getting their shit pushed by them in 400+ BC. Rome even got sacked in that time.

Daily reminder that the Eternal Anglo had cucked you many times and that it is time for the Iberian nations to stop ignoring each other.

Never forget the pink map.

>Treaty of Tordesillas
Only time when the world was divided in 2

Britain/England has never won a war alone. Every 1 v 1 war in which Britain participated it got BTFO.

lasted for nearly a century.

Spanish means iberian people.

Spaniards can't really take credit for California lmfao. It only became prosperous when Anglos kicked them out. Same with Holland and the Dutch. They became powerful after kicking the Spanish Moors out.

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I specifically said Celtiberians. It is known that the conquest of Hispania was slow but easy, since the Romans didn't really go out of their way to conquer it; they simply reacted and pacified areas when bothered.

I know it lasted for a century bro, but it ended in 1814-1820, the period when everyone and his mother revolted in the Americas because our King was a retarded inbreed

Fucking snowniggers, We the meds always superior.

A Spaniard telling a Brit he can't fight. My sides!

If that was the case we wouldn't have had the largest empire in history you Fiesta Moor. Stay jealous and stay mad over Gibraltar.

So who are the "white niggers" you were talking about? It can't be the Celts. Celts arguably put up a better fight than Carthage did.

No, the Dutch provinces were rich before the Dutch Revolt. This is basic knowledge, mate. Also, Spain was very rich in the 16th century, which is why Charles V harvested Castile'a treasury and used the funds on his HRE affairs

The Dutch started empire building after the Spanish left. Read up on the Golden Age.

Celts are a pretty fucking broad group, mate. I referred specifically to the conquest of Hispania and the CeltiIBERIANS

>Its faith
Go fuck yourself.

>some rich provinces reovlt and left the empire
>then they had a Golden Age

because they were rich enough to be a fucking country by themselves, look it up

Former Anglo colonies are known for their language, science, movies and capitalism.

Former Spanish colonies are known for drug cartels, beheadings and tropical diseases.

There is no contest.

England just machined gun a bunch of niggers and abos. 70% of the Brittish land was dessert and tundras to the point that Britain invested more in Argentina than it did in Canada,Australia and New Zeland combined

In their defense, states like Florida, Colorado, Nevada, and California have cool names, and cities like San Diego, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Fransisco, Laguna Beach, Costa Mesa, Sacramento, ect also have cool names and would sound bland in english. A lot of the home developments in OC are also built with the theme of Spanish colonial architecture, and they name the neighborhoods in romance languages(The name of the gated communities would be something like "Los Palos" or something like that).

>Spain was an Empire longer in time than the US have been a country

Dad is right, Americans saved your pale ass twice achmed. You cried like a whore when Hitler bombed you up. You are a shitty island right know.

Spain just killed natives with disease by accident. Great achievement, Pedro.

Also get this through your head you thick Moorish cunt: we had to fight other empires like yours to become the biggest.

>storm the destroyed the Spanish Navy
You mean the English Navy, chiefly our fire ships?

>Mexico calling anyone shitty

Become a member of the First World before you talk to someone as superior as me, you Mulatto mongrel.

So Romans only had one or two easy conquests in Europe, in Iberia and maybe Britain. All the rest of the wars they fought in the continent were challenging. Balkans had the Ilyrians, Dacians, Greeks, etc and Rome kept having problems with Germanics later on.