Post new year wishes. Kek will make them true

Post new year wishes. Kek will make them true.

To be white and cleanse Manila of shit.

Re-enable the (You)s.

Fuck you Kek, you useless amphibian.

Nuke Germany. Anyone, please.

Nuking the whole Middle East

He is a God of primordial chaos, NOT a fucking fairy. Piss off.

reroll

Make WW3 a thing.

pls gib me many monies
also nuke mecca

pls give me a gf

WW3

Michael Moore dies.

just fucking nuke the middle east

>sandnigger toast

give me a beautiful gf and a lot of money

Please help my wife find another man to impregnate her, preferably a black man. I am ready for my civic duty

I want to be successful when I'm cracking that ATM

>not a single get so far itt

i guess 2016 was just a one time thing, huh...

I pray that Lord Kek will give me the strength and tenacity to become the kind of person I want to be.

please kek

No m8. Kek will make sure that 2016 pales by comparison to 2017.

sterilise India

Kek will only bless those who worship him and add to his chaotic powers.

for the world to wake up and cure the disease that is islam

Oh glorious kek, give me sweet ass digits everytime I post

The vanishing of Islam from this world.

a good job if doubles, some friends if triples, a girlfriend if quads.

I want to make it brews.

I wanna be billionaire

A few wishes:
>A gf
>lose 10 lbs and get fit
>The white male hating left wing SJW ideology dies of cancer and does not return ever again
>Europe becomes great again

...

Looks like im not worthy of KeKs grace

If digits I win the lottery in 2017
Praise kek and praise christ

I dunno, death I guess.

I wish for this kek meme to die out

Me either
If digits jesus returns 2017

Gib money plox.

KeK'ed

For who you fool

Help me developed a forbbiden algorithm to unlock all ATMs and stay one step ahead of the NWO

holy shit is this really the only get so far?

HIV/Aids cure

i want to get laid with a cute chick and not get stds/ her pregnant

Nuclear bombing of Africa and the the Middle East, please.

why does that hieroglyph look like someone on a computer

Waste of trips, when it could go to Clinton AIDS!

make her my gf

Damn not even close fampai

WW3 confirmed

For that super volcano in Italy to blow.
Or The Big One to hit California.

WE HAVE A WINNER!

pls kek

Economic collapse in 2017.

I'll try for the last time, KeK grant me your lowly acolyte the winning ticket for this years lottery so I can win the 2 billions crown.

I want just one more happening.

You are praying to a chaos god, you think he gives a shit about money, gf's, or benevolent things?

John Oliver to die or his show cancelled
Something interesting with UFOs or Ayys, not first contact, just to let us know they actually exist.
Me winning millions on the lottery and investing in water.

...

make farage PM no later than 2020

FUCKING CHECKED

Make me the next president of Brazil

Make Albania Christian again and Albanians less stupid.

I want Israel to declare war on the west

KEK I praise thee for digits to give me extra energy to get nice n fit this year and get that 6 pack I'm working towards. SHALIDAY

For anti-Trump people to continue to get btfo, and for a glorious year. They'll try to Stump the Trump. But that'll go about as good as the coyote trying to get the roadrunner, or team rocket trying to get pikachu.

I wanna believe...

Help my find the strength to battle my many enemies. In turn, I will give you my devotion. Praise kek!

that's already guaranteed, but I guess this confirms. we need strength to break (((their))) plans.

A harem of cute girls pls

REEEEE OFF BY ONE

>President of the worst country on Earth
Wew

The Middle East will be nuked tomorrow

Nuke Germany

Those who ask for stuff that only benefits them. Are not worthy to even know of KEK

worthy are the ones who ask for others to benefit
or be destoried!!!

:)

Gf pls

Chiggitty checked my nig

reroll

i want to be fit live in europe pls :(

A World War

Nuke middle east.

To finally write down something

Dude, you are playing with your life!

I will be millionaire

Rip

I just wish I could go be with my girlfriend and live peacefully for once in my stupid life.

I just want some (you)s.

czech em

France will be blessed and she will win

I want a deadly uncurable virus that spreads through air, water and blood and kills any non-white in less than 3 hours

and no, jews are not white

Kek help the outcasts, hungry from birth
show them the mercy they don't find on earth

retake Constantinople

Gib gf

Sorry, but it's over for the Queen

I have 3 wishes KEK: Be rich, have a gf and nuke the middle east

get me a girl that is much like me and atleast a 7/10 and make you know what work out smoothly I don't have the money to deal with it

Bring back the (you) I NEED IT

Hillary publicly shits her pantsuit and it exceeds the capability of her depends. Lord kek, grant me this and may my digits ring tru.

Donald J. Trump will be our last president.

also dont forget to nuke SoCal there is nothing of value there at all

Witnessed.