Post new year wishes. Kek will make them true.
Post new year wishes. Kek will make them true
To be white and cleanse Manila of shit.
Re-enable the (You)s.
Fuck you Kek, you useless amphibian.
Nuke Germany. Anyone, please.
Nuking the whole Middle East
He is a God of primordial chaos, NOT a fucking fairy. Piss off.
reroll
Make WW3 a thing.
pls gib me many monies
also nuke mecca
pls give me a gf
WW3
Michael Moore dies.
just fucking nuke the middle east
>sandnigger toast
give me a beautiful gf and a lot of money
Please help my wife find another man to impregnate her, preferably a black man. I am ready for my civic duty
I want to be successful when I'm cracking that ATM
>not a single get so far itt
i guess 2016 was just a one time thing, huh...
I pray that Lord Kek will give me the strength and tenacity to become the kind of person I want to be.
please kek
No m8. Kek will make sure that 2016 pales by comparison to 2017.
sterilise India
Kek will only bless those who worship him and add to his chaotic powers.
for the world to wake up and cure the disease that is islam
Oh glorious kek, give me sweet ass digits everytime I post
The vanishing of Islam from this world.
a good job if doubles, some friends if triples, a girlfriend if quads.
I want to make it brews.
I wanna be billionaire
A few wishes:
>A gf
>lose 10 lbs and get fit
>The white male hating left wing SJW ideology dies of cancer and does not return ever again
>Europe becomes great again
...
Looks like im not worthy of KeKs grace
If digits I win the lottery in 2017
Praise kek and praise christ
I dunno, death I guess.
I wish for this kek meme to die out
Me either
If digits jesus returns 2017
Gib money plox.
KeK'ed
For who you fool
Help me developed a forbbiden algorithm to unlock all ATMs and stay one step ahead of the NWO
holy shit is this really the only get so far?
HIV/Aids cure
i want to get laid with a cute chick and not get stds/ her pregnant
Nuclear bombing of Africa and the the Middle East, please.
why does that hieroglyph look like someone on a computer
Waste of trips, when it could go to Clinton AIDS!
make her my gf
Damn not even close fampai
WW3 confirmed
For that super volcano in Italy to blow.
Or The Big One to hit California.
WE HAVE A WINNER!
pls kek
Economic collapse in 2017.
I'll try for the last time, KeK grant me your lowly acolyte the winning ticket for this years lottery so I can win the 2 billions crown.
I want just one more happening.
You are praying to a chaos god, you think he gives a shit about money, gf's, or benevolent things?
John Oliver to die or his show cancelled
Something interesting with UFOs or Ayys, not first contact, just to let us know they actually exist.
Me winning millions on the lottery and investing in water.
...
make farage PM no later than 2020
FUCKING CHECKED
Make me the next president of Brazil
Make Albania Christian again and Albanians less stupid.
I want Israel to declare war on the west
KEK I praise thee for digits to give me extra energy to get nice n fit this year and get that 6 pack I'm working towards. SHALIDAY
For anti-Trump people to continue to get btfo, and for a glorious year. They'll try to Stump the Trump. But that'll go about as good as the coyote trying to get the roadrunner, or team rocket trying to get pikachu.
I wanna believe...
Help my find the strength to battle my many enemies. In turn, I will give you my devotion. Praise kek!
that's already guaranteed, but I guess this confirms. we need strength to break (((their))) plans.
A harem of cute girls pls
REEEEE OFF BY ONE
>President of the worst country on Earth
Wew
The Middle East will be nuked tomorrow
Nuke Germany
Those who ask for stuff that only benefits them. Are not worthy to even know of KEK
worthy are the ones who ask for others to benefit
or be destoried!!!
:)
Gf pls
Chiggitty checked my nig
reroll
i want to be fit live in europe pls :(
A World War
Nuke middle east.
To finally write down something
Dude, you are playing with your life!
I will be millionaire
Rip
I just wish I could go be with my girlfriend and live peacefully for once in my stupid life.
I just want some (you)s.
czech em
France will be blessed and she will win
I want a deadly uncurable virus that spreads through air, water and blood and kills any non-white in less than 3 hours
and no, jews are not white
Kek help the outcasts, hungry from birth
show them the mercy they don't find on earth
retake Constantinople
Gib gf
Sorry, but it's over for the Queen
I have 3 wishes KEK: Be rich, have a gf and nuke the middle east
get me a girl that is much like me and atleast a 7/10 and make you know what work out smoothly I don't have the money to deal with it
Bring back the (you) I NEED IT
Hillary publicly shits her pantsuit and it exceeds the capability of her depends. Lord kek, grant me this and may my digits ring tru.
Donald J. Trump will be our last president.
also dont forget to nuke SoCal there is nothing of value there at all
Witnessed.