Be american

>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 30mins
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot, it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral

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don't you guys have other hobbies besides obsessing over America every day?

4/10 didn't even clap after I read this

Don't you have any other hobbies than hiding coalburning propaganda in kids shows?

yeah man you got me

that was totally me who did that.

I thought it was pretty good, tbqfwyf. I chuckled.

I'd add a part about doing bible study or prayer in the morning before cereal though.

we would if yours wasn't to exterminate the white race

>be Italian
>go to beach
>see dozens of boats with niggers in them approaching the shore
>call coast guard
>see coast guard boats approaching nigger boats
>this gon be good
>coast guard brings all the niggers to Italy
>next day walk with gf
>get stabbed by a nigger
>watch gf getting raped
>bleed to death

Why do we still think they care about their white population
They always cheer when talking about how europe is going down
that means they don't want any european immigration anymore
Which means only immigration from Asia, Mexico and Africa

Americans don't want to be white otherwise they wouldn't cheer so much every time something bad happens in europe.

>Be Italian
>Wake up
>Get drunk
>Beat wife
>Eat baguette for lunch
>Beat kids
>Eat spaghetti and meatballs for dinner
>Beat wife and kids
>Watch soccer
>Believe I'm White

>be Italian
>sleep until my Nani throws me out of the house at 3 pm
>try to find a neighbor with a job so I can sleep with his wife while he works
>neighbor comes back at 4 to take his 5 hour nap break and catches me with his Isabella
>run to a nearby bathroom to hide
>don't have a dollar to pay so carabinieri arrest me
>wait two years for my court date in a cell with swarthy Sicilians and Muslims
>sentenced to no more student aid so I have to drop out age 35
>forced to join army
>lose a war against Ethiopians with Stone Age technology
>go home and sleep
>neighbor makes too much noise through the two inch walls so I make a mental note to fuck his wife while he works
>Nani makes me get out of bed


Rinse and repeat

>Being this fucking brutal

Niiice.

Why can't sharts take a joke, pol?

hot headed nigger genes

They will do anything to avoid the truth

>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my tv license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free health care
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>The Guardian and Telegraph say they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetery
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month

We cheer when something bad happens in Europe because of how retarded you shitheads are about dealing with the mudslime invasion

And you think long-term this won't have any effect on you?

then you are as stupid as ahmed to whom you're replying.

Why can't americans take any criticism of their country? they call every other country full of muslims, cucked, etc, but america is THE MOST cucked country. full of blacks and spics, highest amount of racemixing, etc. the only good thing in america are the gun laws.
americans can never take criticism.

>you will never go bankrupt from the medical bill after getting diagnosed with stage 3 cancer, after drinking polluted water, breathing polluted air and eating polluted food for your whole, miserable existence

They're so brain washed they can't accept anything that goes against their indoctrination

That's more like an Italian of Irish and French descent.

you caused the invasion, burgerboy. First you kicked the hornet nest, then you kicked down our door and broke our windows so they could fly right in. Now you're smugly sitting in your own shit and piss, screaming at us for getting stung by the enraged insects.

I enjoyed this

I hope I'm not the only one who secretly fucking hates diversity and would be fine if America was 99% white?

>tfw total population of US is 330 million
>tfw whites are 62.6%
>tfw there are 206,580,000 whites in America
>tfw whites are 81.9% of UK
>tfw total UK population is 51,736,000
>tfw there are 42,371,784 whites in UK
>tfw there are 164,208,216 more whites in America than in the UK

>99% white
>not 100
die

Is that poster real?
The Lega Nord used the same anti-immigration rhetoric over here.

Sorry friend but this forum is not the place for that kind of hateful rhetoric.

Sounds like a first or second generation immigrant mutt here then an actual Italian, still, being a similar admixture to this myself I must say he's not wrong

>americuck doesn't understand statistics

>wahhh everything is YOUR fault

White people get complacent.

You need a certain amount to fear them.

Look at germany and sweden. Our laws and systems are set up in a way because most of us haven't ever seen any non-white people.

Why does America hate the White Race?

>Be America
>Daddy Anglo give you a nice big fat white colony
>You have the tools to make the world the best thing ever
>take a shit tons of Africans
>give them freedom and end slavery for everyone else
>give them rights to them and women
>accept massive immigration from everywhere
>invest millions in movies about whites chicks getting blacked
>spread anti-white male propaganda everywhere in the world
>be modern times America
>already 50% white
>clap at your achievements

We are not the ones forcing you to take millions of refugees

Not really, Germany and Sweden can become third world shitholes with predominately Muslim population and no one here will care or notice

Not a country

>you caused the invasion
Yeah but it's not our fault you pussies can't take care of your own countries being invaded, also we have nothing to do with your governments bending over to be raped by Muslim cock

>2040
>Turn on TV
>BLACKED videos on every channel
>put my copy of GTA: BLACKED into the disc drive
>gain combo points for running over as many white males as possible as Menace Clan - Kill Whitey plays on loop
>hear doorbell ring and my blue haired wife opens the door
>Tyrone enters wearing Deluxe King Tut Headpiece and matching overalls
>"time 2 prep da bull white boi" as he pulls out his BBC for the 3rd cuckold session of the day
>decide to make a run for it
>jump through the back window as Tyrone pursues with uzi submachine gun
>escape by hiding in a dumpster, hear sirens in the distance getting closer
>suddenly remember I'm wearing my cuckboi 2000 ankle tracker bracelet but its fastened too securely to remove
>"looky looky, we've got a runner - grab the handcuffs Deshawn"
>sent to internment camp for diversity reeducation training

>Remain voter thinking relative percentages matter during white revolution

feels good knowing that you'll be getting stabbed by achmed while we deport all these spics

Idk man this morning I had oatmeal and eggs, but tell me where I can find some of those High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™

>actually implying that the muslim invasion isn't a direct consequence of corrupt American foreign policy.

>heh ok it's our fault but you should have expected it

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>wake up in India

>American """ whites"""

>this much delusion

EUROPA UNITE

>yfw

>long black

Something on your mind, Fabrizzio?

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Jimmy Saville was in your country. Even got knighted for being a really skilled pedophile.

>be long term resident in Germany (what used to be called "native" once)
>wife says she wants to have time for herself on holiday
>take 8 year old daughter to Cologne to celebrate NYE
>get swarmed by underprivileged short term residents
>they enrich my daughter one after another
>they beat me up because she cries
>police arrives
>I get reprimanded for being racist
>apologise profusely to the short term residents for being so privileged
>buy a new ANTIFA sticker for my car in memory of this fine NYE celebration
>drive back home
>get stopped along the way by diversity police
>get asked how many residents live in my house
>4, 3 of them are long term
>police shake their heads
>get told I need to increase the number of short term residents living in my house or it will be taken from me and given to house them
>apologise to diversity police and assure them I'm not with PEGIDA
>get back home
>wife is making loud sex noises
>send daughter to school
>see her jumped on and dragged into bushes by 5 short term residents
>hope she learns to not cry after getting enriched, or the neighbours will think I'm raising a racist daughter
>Wife stops screaming and Jamal walks out of the bedroom
>ask him if he'd like something to drink
>tells me to fuck off
>apologise him for offending his beliefs
>turn on the TV
>The Great Lady Merkel is on TV
>get excited
>get on the floor and pray to Mrs Merkel
>she only says a few things bout how Germans are selfish hogging up all the jobs
>my job will be given to short term residents
>apologise again for hogging all the good things in life for myself
>the transmission ends and Jamal walks out of the house after punching me a few times
>go into fetal position
>cry a bit because Mrs Merkel didn't hear my prayers
>tfw will never get my boi pussy pounded by Jamal's mighty cock

meanwhile IRL

>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

You posted the wrong image the new face of America is pic related

Meanwhile you clowns have Sadiq Khan creating Londonistan and you won't even elect Farage into parliament

Kek'd

Kek, your tax dollars are literally producing a nigger power fantasy show.

youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ&t=1s

>Americans in this thread are so upset about the delusional view of a random citizen of a barely relevant country that they have to go this ballistic
Hooooooboy

>be american
>don't understand basic math

You mean the guy who just confirmed what a fucking jew he is?

Hahajaha

I fucking actually teared up laughing at this. Thanks dude. 11/10

Kekkington

>american education

That is HG Wells' honest truth.

lmao everytime

You posted this yesterday. You STILL forgot the shart in mart meme.

You need to add that.

Wew

>americans on Sup Forums

This. They sound like a bunch of fucking women mad at men for not saving them from themselves. Their countries were complicit with everything. They did nothing to stop it. Their governments jew their own people no differently than ours. They act like their leaders are a bunch of braindead imbeciles who don't know any better, and we're the only ones who are run by greedy and power hungry sociopaths who know exactly what they're doing. It's pathetic. We didn't rise up to stop any of this and neither did they.

i can read them but to be fair roman numerals are retarded.

>Be american
>get circumsized
>go to school
>get told what a great ((ally)) Israel really is
>Sing the new national anthem:
>OH CAN YOU SEE THE GOD'S CHOSEN?
>O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE DEFENDER OF ISRAEL(peace be upon them)
>work 7 days a week for Mr Shlomobergstein on a tip based salary.
>get drafted into a war to install a Rotschild bank in some foreign country.

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Hans this was supposed to be a funny alternate reality thread, not a "look what happened in Germany today" thread

>Replying to the same pasta fag
It's like you fucks enjoy being brigaded

>be american
>permanently mutilate your son's dick because a cereal guy who died 100 years ago told you so

The quarter-pounder was a better sandwhich and its weight was the weight of the meat prior to cooking hence the name.

The third pounder in all regards was a lesser sandwich. It's weight referred to the entire finished sandwich, buns and toppings included.

The third pounder was more expensive and you ultimately got less meat despite the sandwich claiming that it weighed more.

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spoken like a true sharter

FUCKING KEK

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I love these threads. They are always top quality bantz between two random countries while some guy replies with pasted shill posts.

This Murica must be destroyed it is corrupting the entire world

>wake up in a totaled Fiat because I'm Italian and I can't drive
>push my way through an assembly of tourists to reach the nearest cafe
>pay twenty euros for a thimble of steaming caffeine
>need to withdraw some money for my next espresso
>there's another bank run
>withdraw all my money before the bank goes broke again
>get run over by the Popemobile because Italians can't drive
>find a dark skinned, black haired Italian beauty and take her out on a date
>her fat, hairy father and entire extended family stalk us on our date
>wake up with a stab wound on the beach
>she wasn't Italian, she was a gypsy
>random Italian women are bawling and pulling their hair out because lol this must be a funeral
>step over some drowned refugees on my way to a restaurant for some spaghetti
>Louis Vuitton is there
>bend over and let him fuck my asshole because my government is so broke it's up to the fashion fags to save the coliseum
>take a taxi home
>taxi flips over and lands in Venice because taxi driver is Italian
>get a letter from Ancestry dot com telling me I'm actually mulatto
>pray every day for the sweet release of death just so I don't have to live in Italy anymore

Good luck affording those Universities you mart sharter

>Elite colleges
>All of them are libtard factories

Main difference between Europe and USA

>Europe: 1 million jews
>USA: over 6 million jews

you have a bunch of elitist pretentious universities so what, they're all filled with dindus as well

Less than 1% of the total US population can afford these universities, let alone actually attend them.

At least America has white people, Negro.

*60% white

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>Italian Nationalists

>Italian Americans
They need to go back

Ah, I see you have taken a picture of some Italian-Americans in that picture.

>amerimongrel calling anyone negro
comedy gold

nah, they clearly mixed with ameriapes already

no thanks, keep them

go home Mexico, youre drunk

Not true Hans. Speaking only for myself, it pains me to see what is happening to the countries of my ancestors and fellow white men in general. It's sad to think that one day, potentially, I may not be able to take my children (no, not my wife's son meme bullshit), my actual offspring over to the countrys in which their direct ancestors hailed from and able to see them as they were and what culture/heritage from which they come and look upon that with pride and humility. Im terrified that when that day comes, it will look nothing like it did or should because the current generations of those countries are in the process of actively destroying that.

Us white Americans are not glad to see our ancestrial homelands ruined and changed for the worse. We may not live in those countries, but the blood of those countries runs through our veins. It's up to you guys to protect that and ensure that future generations will continue to share our blood, culture and likeness. For the love of God, do not let the European homeland die by inviting in and assimilating the conquering hordes.