Xir comes up to you on the street

>xir comes up to you on the street
>says APOLOGIZE NOW for being white

What do?

i'm a transnigger you racist

lard
ass
fat
ass

Run before it eats me

laugh and walk away

Make him apologize for being fat.

Kill it now that the stupid fuck took the GoPro off, it was the one thing saving her life.

Scan him and check out my groceries

"I'm not white, you filthy fucking gringo."

Fucking lefties think I'm white just because I'm light-skinned, but I'm not. And while I've never experienced racism, my parents and grandparents did, and this fat thing cannot erase its privilege no matter how fervently it tries.

I don't choose to acknowledge privilege except on a socioeconomic basis, but if this jew pig wants to bring it up, I will.

Drive around it so my airbags don't go off.

>Fuck off, faggot.

Do a 360 and walk away.

chase with bullwhip until it succumbs from cardiac arrest

What the fuck is this?

Knock it out

fpbp

p good

pop the oompa loompa with a pin

Walk away from """""him"""""" backwards at a moderate pace and watch them heavily breathe and stumble

push it over, brace for the tremors as it impacts the ground, leap atop it, nestle into its folds and let the jiggling from its death throes gently massage me to sleep

white
people
fuck
white
people

redpilled af

...

>you're at your university campus with your girlfriend
>this xir comes up and calls you a fucking white male
what does your girlfriend do?

shoot it, throw it in the freezer, not have to buy meat for the next couple years

Ask if its lost and where its parents are, maybe see if i can point it back to the mental ward.

laugh my ass off desu, I'll keep laughing super hard until it just realizes how silly it is acting.

someone desperately asking to be fucked

"ufirst"
then i nuke her from her own orbit for violating the NAP

>I've never experienced racism

You gotta go back, Paco.

ignore it and continue on with my day

"I'll appologize when you can beat me in a foot race" then watch her blubber out "I-I swim 20 miles a d-day"

>tfw based racist gf

Not exist

Tell it I don't serve transfats.

call her a fucking white whale.

fpbp

Paco, make sure that wall is 10 feet taller and then go back

>forgot pic

>but you're white...

tell that fat man to nuke nagasaki

I once almost got beaten up by a bunch of respectable black men, took me two minutes of speaking spanish to convince them I wasn't white.

That was the last time I went up to the States without my sombrero.

Wh-what is that? Is it a man, women? It looks like some horrible experiment went wrong

A) 10th generation Tejano. I'm in my homeland.

B) Banter isn't racism.

She's the final boss senpai

Underrated

I will prob be sucked into her tits and die couse of her gravitational pull. Fat cunt.

Maybe if we feed it white cuck liberal retards it will go back to where it came from.

>buying a 500lb ham
why

...

Imma dyin

Turn it into čvarci

>Turn around.
Only if you apologize for being the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. Then kill yourself.
>Walk away.

underrated

Kick him right in the nuts

The only good punishment for people like him is death by starvation.

I've never seen someone so desperate to get laid, that they would beg for it on their clothing like that. Disgusting.

push it over
watch for hours as it tries to get up

You have to go back.

She's a pretty anxious person, so she'd probably start hyperventilating or something.

>white people fuck

Screech autistically

Did xou just assume my race?

not gonna lie, I'd probably die laughing if I saw this thing irl

>I-I swim 20 miles a d-day
in sweat

Call on the Marshmellow Man to help me fight it off.

Apologize for what?

takes the stroller with her son and pretends she never knew me

Same
Them knowing that you are Mexican is just as bad, liberals treat minorities like if they were babies. That explains why "Por muslims and black people dindu nuffin they don't know what they are doing :(((((((:(:(:((::::((::((:("

>you're at your univer-

Stopped right there. Never gonna happen.

You're a big girl.

That's no (moon) girl

I identity as TransFinnish. Check your privilege, don't be a TransFinnish-phobe. I can now make "Benis :DDD" statements and take all the (You)'s.

Benis :DD

>tfw no qt 3.14 gf

tfw you are so overweight, you can be totally naked and still not expose your genitals

Hand yoke to the throat.

Call him a racist, because xir (Not assuming gender), assumed my race!

*him, meant xirm (NOT ASSUMING GENDER)

Kek, underrated

Beat it to death with my bare hands.

U idiot leaf!!!! That means you would be walking towards him

>tfw no more you

Haha, omg you're stupid :@

He the stupid one 360 digrees is a circle

Ask what mental asylum it ran away from.

"Piss off you porcine punk."

A nice gender-neutral "Go away"

i'd just say fuck you

>Wearing table cloth that says "Fuck White People"
>Has white skin

Okay i'm lost...

Yarr, set sails!

i don't get it that thing is white too

tell him he has more chins than an chinese phonebook and it's racists to the gooks.

>Canadian education

>punch fghxim in the stomach
>so fat my arm gets caught
>fxghe stumbles and rolls over
>I'm crushed by the weight