Im here for the job interview

how do you respond?

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"Look at you. You're an abomination. My God what happened to you to fall into such a miserable state?"

>you should kill yourself

You're hired!

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people.

I'm looking to hire and increase diversity in my workforce. Go elsewhere.

*points to the nearest meat processing factory*

"Sorry we dont work with transfats"

"Sorry, we're only considering people of color for this position. Get out of here, whitey."

i mean go fuck yourself would be a valid response

Kek

"Good, good! Follow me, I'll show you to your tank. Oh, and welcome to SeaWorld! "

Michael Even Moore? Is that you?

I'll build you ONE and only ONE website.

If you fail to produce original content I will take your website down permanently.

I don't hire leftists.

We are very interested in hiring you! We will call you back in 2 to 3 weeks to finalize the process!

>never call back
>they eat themselves to death at 4 weeks

> No, you won't get $15 an hour to check peoples privilege

>I'm afraid due to insurance reasons we can only use inanimate blimps here at Goodyear, ma'am.

Paint her face with tar.

I agree, fuck white people. We're going to hire Tyrone instead of you. Thanks for help make up our mind!

wow, can't get much more cucked than this you nigger loving HIV faggot.

this monstrosity always puts a smile on my face

Ayyyyyyy!

I can see reacting that way.

>we're not interviewing you today and I think you know why, goodbye

As someone who actually does interviews, I have had to say this line twice

this job involves walking at least 8 miles every day.

Underrated.

That thing is so pleased with its fat fucking self

>Maybe if I'm a social activist people won't notice how fucking disgusting I am

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Are you able to carry a 20lb box up and down stairs repeatedly? Ok, Sorry that's required. We all pull our own weight around here. Goodbye.

lol

Sorry, we don't hire racists. Get out.

Based on appearances? Show up drunk? What happened?

>Please have a seat but try not to crush it

One guy showed up stinking of booze, I could smell it from 10 feet away. The other guy was dressed incredibly sloppily, was a complete asshole to our receptionist, and was just a real sour grape.

Wow! i'm so incredibly pleased to see a nice young liberal beauty such as yourself applying to work for me. Also how would you like to see me afterwords for drinks!

Not fucking around I have a fetish for fat liberal cunts like these. I keep them around for a few months then dump them.

>be white, gender fluid and a fatass
>wear "fuck white people" clothes
>tfw nobody wants to fuck you yet

I like how they made the shirt black and white stripped so that the black people feel more comfortable wearing it.

So are you both transphobic and fatshaming?

Summon Marshmallow Man to fight her

How many store fronts do you see?

God that's scrumptious

Whizz-kid is so cool !

>White people fuck white people

Call him a white supreeeeemist and call the ADL

Ayyyyy.....

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Have her take the interview, then not call her back.

What did it mean by this

Holy fuck that's hilarious, I bet those niggers would go full jungle on her ass, I know I would, I bet she has the "Midas Touch."

Tell her to leave for being overwieght and not professionally dressed

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Come down to the basement for a minute plz

Wait so this thing is actually female?

But you are a fcking white male

Also
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Serious question: when will we finally be able to just execute these freaks?

They all look like some dystopian post apocalyptic creatures you'd see in a cross between Mad Max and Blade Runner.

fucking kek

T H I C C

You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big. Get the fuck outta my office.

such degeneracy. a human blob of absolutely zero worth. sickening

It looks like a Jew.

Ohhh I guess this artist was more popular than I thought. I've seen their work in every Chinese restaurant I've been in.

It's a Leaf

People like that only exist on Internet, I have never in my life seen someone like that

Fukken kek'd

I kekked audibly

She has a dick ? WTF ?

What job were they interviewing for?

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Also who is this fuckin fat slob?

B'b'but w'w'why though?

Is this a man or a woman ?

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Is this person male or female?

top kek.
The fact that more people didn't find this funny is proof that pol sucks

It's a fake dick.

My gender isn't a costume. Fuck this bigot bitch.

Fuck you.

>person

Assign to Keter duty.

I really really like this meme

OBAMA TO PUNISH RUSSIA FOR HACKING MUH ELECTION

FUCKING DIE

Sorry let my suck your metaphoric cock with a fucking (you).

Degenerate attention whore.

A free you, don't spend it all in one place.

>His tail: Unwagging. His hope: Extinguished.

I'll give you a dollar if you eat cat poop.
Do you accept?

You dont post about Fight Club