Hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

>hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

WTF?

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Broken bot?

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

hi do you sell coffee here

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Hi is there a male worker that can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Um... Just umm... A coffee? Do you have that?

y-y-you too

You can drift the cock straight out of my semen, if you catch my drink

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Black with a squirt of the chocolate flavor shit, on ice.

For you, I think the semen straight out of my cock if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my drift, if you catch my cock

You can drift the cock straight out of my semen, if you catch my drink

The coffee sliders are back

...

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

>You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift
You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift
You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift
You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift
You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the cock straight out of my drift, if you catch my semen

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

I'll take a master's degree in English, please.

Also you can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

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Sup Forums hivemind at its finest

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can skedaddle the semen straight out of my cock, if you sniff my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

why the fuck did they remove the (you)s?

What the fuck even is this thread?

I'll have a black ice coffee with nothing added pls. Lol my first girlfriend was worked at starbucks and looked kinda like her, I was in mid 16 and she was 19

We're protesting

did they really remove the (youse) i thought this was a meme to make people test it by giving you youses but now im gonna see for myself right when i post this

you can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

What are you trying to say?

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

"The fuck you talkin' bout, white bitch? Succ on mah nuts and MAYBE I won't pop a cap in you racis' ass. Fuckin' bitch niggas. Put the money in da bag, yeah, das rite bitch, take muh nut!"

HOLY HELL ITS REAL

INVEST IN MINI PERIODS NOW

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can suckle the sperm directly from my penis if you catch my meaning.

A coffee, please.

Also, you can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

> mid 16
> Reddit detected

You must go back

SNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFTSNIFF MY DRIFT

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Double tall red eye with two raw sugars and a dash of cinnamon please.

what did he mean by this?

>just like that, a leaf effortlessly annihilates a perfectly good thread

kek

You can drink the steaming hot coffee straight from my urethra if you dont burn your tongue or my frenulum madam.

>perfectly good thread

You can suck the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

threads like this aren't good, burger

Btw that race relations campaign was an absolute disaster.

You can suck the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Get your mouth on my cock

You can slurp the cummies clean out of my penetration tube, if you understand what I'm implying.

that was over 4 years ago but ok, I didn't even know what reddit was when I first started coming here

also
You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

The regular. Thx hun.

you can get my dick in your mouth,if you know what i mean

SUCK MY PENIS PLEASE

You again, it's me from the "nigger thread."
I admire your autism and your valor.

The is the first time a pol thread made me laugh.

I met review bra on a gentle slope in the Phobjikha Valley, amid a languid clearing, in the bronze-hued oriental dawn.

He was contemplating the grand designs of the universe in reverent silence; his eyes were open but he focused neither on me nor the valley nor the world around him, but instead took the essence of existence in through his sight and distributed it equally amongst all components of his physical being.

Nearly imperceptibly, he began to lift his body from the grass beneath him through the meditative force of his own will. When I called his name, he settled back onto the earth beneath him.

I asked him: "What use is our mental capacity for reason when our hearts relentlessly work to counteract it?"

He replied: "Abandon your understanding of "use"; think not of utility but of intuition and passion and the strenuous work of existence will be ameliorated."

A moment passed between us.

"Also, I fucked a girl in a McDonald's dumpster."

Milk from your tits, now please.

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

Beta fagging a thread... L2P

>perfectly good thread
By Sup Forums standards, maybe. This isn't at all Sup Forums related though.

you can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

>this fucking thread

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

un cappucino per favore

review bra is the mosiah, fuck kek and the rest.

1 return of the feniptioten eggmongs please, and a side order of worthless degree

"Venti iced coffee with a little half and half and 2 sugars...

...also, you can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift..."

>hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

Um, ah, ah, uh, uh...
c-c-c-c-c-c-can ah-ah-ah-I h-have a... a... a... ummm...
c-c-can i-i-i h-have a cof, uh, a coffee
please?
Please?!
PLEASE!!!
*Cries, runs out of the store. Hits the door face first*