/pp/ — Portuguese Politics General: New & Improved Edition

It's time for another Portuguese Politics thread. From now on I'll be posting some links so foreign Anons can see what's happening in our country and are able to better participate. As always, Brits, Spaniards and Brazilians are VIPs. Post rare Salazares, Portuguese cuties, sexy bacalhau pictures and discuss how we'll Make Portugal Great Again!

>Mário Soares (glorified Socialist who conspired against Salazar and helped to bring democracy to our country)falls into deep coma, is about to die:
observador.pt/2016/12/27/mario-soares-mantem-se-em-coma-profundo/

>President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa promulgates law to raise the minimum wage to 557€ in 2017:
observador.pt/2016/12/28/presidente-da-republica-promulga-aumento-do-salario-minimo-para-557-euros-em-2017/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=m9iL7znV4A8
youtube.com/watch?v=n8WhT9BwpRs
reddit.com/r/portugal/comments/5ksvib/site_da_presidência_exclui_salazar_da_lista_de/
youtube.com/watch?v=4tXeGGpD0Ac
google.ca/webhp?tab=ww&ei=6HxXVLmHEJa2yATx3gE&ved=0CAYQ1S4#q=Jardim surname
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Godspeed Portugal, hope you don't become Greece 2.0

Coimbra masterrace

De onde é que são?

>olive green ID
You have been blessed by Our Lord Tsunaldo Himself, based Fish 'n Chips Greatest Ally. Godspeed to you too and best wishes for your Queen ;_;

IMPÉRIO BRASILEIRO ANEXANDO PORTUGAL QUANDO?

Is this cunt going to jail or not?

Probably not. He knows people so he won't get punished for anything. Fucking scum.

Há cidade mais e s t é t i c a que Coimbra?

Fui à biblioteca histórica da Universidade e é deveras um sítio muiiiito agradável em termos estéticos.

é

>not going up the pub in Casa Do Fauno to partake in pre Christian European culture with your Portuguese migos while eating some toast and having a bottle of locally brewed Portuguese ale

Do you even the survival of Europe and her peoples?

Also heil Salazar

>your image exists elsewhere

This one then

O sal do reddit é um espetáculo.

Juntem-se caralho, vamos subjugar o /r/portugal

reddit.com/r/QuintoImperio

Já viram o novo tempo de antena do PNR? Está melhor do que as merdas que eles têm feito.

youtube.com/watch?v=m9iL7znV4A8

>nunca vais viver num castelo vitoriano com uma biblioteca destas e uma lareira para acompanhar as tuas leituras em ocultismo esotérico e misticismo xamã

Porquê viver sequer?

Consegues induzir um sonho lúcido?

Lads what do you boys think of MAP? My gf is thinking about getting involved with them to secure the existence of blonde haired blue eyed Portuguese qts.

>Victorian
That's for the Brits. It's all pretty, but Portuguese men want either Manueline, Joanine or Soft-Portuguese styles, not Victorian,

>MAP
The what now?

>blonde haired blue eyed Portuguese qts
Top meme

What is MAP?

B A S E D

top fucking kek, that subreddit is true cancer

meh, they're still the "skinhead party" as far as I'm concerned.

Yes, although sometimes I accidentally sleep paralysis myself and have to "let go" in order to wake up. I usually dream of soaring through mountains while lucid dreaming tho.

What's that?

I still like Victorian style.

Also, what the fuck happened to the (You)s??

>tfw Alex Jones talking about based Magellan

HEROIS DO MAR

MAGELLAN IS A LOT COOLER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER

forgot youtube.com/watch?v=n8WhT9BwpRs

How do you do it, though? What's your preferred method?

That is true, but in these elections I'm gonna vote for PNR, because in Porto the winner is going to be clear and voting PS/PSD is the same, so instead of voting for no one I might as well vote for the skinheads to show 3rd parties that nationalism can be Viable in Portugal.

>what the fuck happened to the (You)s
Hiroshima'd.

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Post patrician Portuguese surnames please.

Barbosa

It happened sporadically throughout the years without me doing anything special. I only learned about lucid dreaming after having my first sleep paralysis episode (fucking TERRIFYING experience, mate) and then started following some online guides. Keep a dream journal (yes, it's gay, but it helps) and follow what most online instructions say (belly up, deep breathing, "letting go" of your body, setting the alarm clock to 4 hours after you fall asleep so you wake up during REM, eat a snack, stay woke for 30 minutes, go back to bed and then boom, lucid dreaming).

I'm still waiting for pic related desu but I see what you mean and I wish you no harm friend.

desu~...

This thread was kinda late though, we should have thread more regularly (like once every 3 days) and they should be made around 21h or 21h30

No memes please, this is for serious research purposes.

Collares-Pereira

Nice

I see movement picking up at around 00h to 4AM, when I usually leave the thread.

I rate that a 4/10.

What do you mean by patrician, do you want historical noble families?

>Keep a dream journal (yes, it's gay, but it helps)
KEK, my thoughts exactly. Anyway, I already know all this, the rest is practice but I'll make sure to wish it earnestly and not try too hard. By the way are you that one tuga on /fringe/ who once posted some book?

In a welfare state like ours, even a mildly libertarian party would be very difficult to get off the ground. The last attempt at a Libertarian Party was immediately branded as "muh far right parrty" by the leftists.

We could always have two threads, if need be. But every day, I wait for a /pp/ thread around 21h, 21h30 and it never gets made :(

>What do you mean by patrician, do you want historical noble families?
No, names that sound classy to you.

Fucking /r/portugal is full of cucks and they must be subjugated.

reddit.com/r/portugal/comments/5ksvib/site_da_presidência_exclui_salazar_da_lista_de/

Also, fucking gook took our (you)s away and now I can't see shit.

Finally find a thread that's not full of shills, and it's a Portie thread. Thanks the Lord.

>>Mário Soares falls into deep coma, is about to die:

My digits confirms he will die before the end of the year.

kek will make this year even greater

why the fuck did he do that?
it's shit

W I T N E S S E D

those digits
Praise kek

well, that's it

Checked.

KEK HAS SPOKEN

>tfw oldest ally is also best ally

I have no idea what /fringe/ is or what you're talking about, but I'm glad I could help. Practice makes perfect, and you won't get it on the first try. Also remember to look out for "signs" that you are in a dream: shape-shifting surfaces, inhuman strength, abnormal situations, etc. and after you say to yourself "I'm dreaming!", which is what usually occurs, do your best to not let your excitement snap you out of it. I get fucking mad when I'm flying and then suddenly my body starts to get slow and "heavy" and I hit the ground. It sucks.

True about that. I had already posted that esquerda.net "article" about that Partido Libertário. I fucking hate leftists so goddamned much. Also, I can start making these earlier if you want.

KEK IS HERE

Fun fact, I got 8888 on the last /pp/ thread and I said the exact same thing.

>no one will be forced to live in a country that does not want.

Imagine the day comes when Germany decides to send these people back. All the virtue signaling .

Alright, I'll throw some:

Mendes
Lopes
Gonçalves
Pereira
Barbosa
Rodrigues
Alves
Policarpo
Marcelino
Guerra
Neves
Santos
Serrano
Reis
Cabral
Brito
Branco
Braz
Couto
De Freitas
Dias
Diniz
Loureiro
Vasconcelos

Do you want more?

Acalme-se, nós ainda não terminamos o processo de negrização para nos tornamos os próximos moors.

How religious is Portugal and the average Portuguese? Is it on a comparable level as other Southern European countries like Greece?

Compara isso a isto e diz-me qual vai apelar mais ao cidadão comum? (tem legendas em ingles)

youtube.com/watch?v=4tXeGGpD0Ac

Kek had spoken already.

One of my surnames made the list. All the confirmation I need.

Is the current President /our guy/? He seems kinda cool desu.

>barbosa
Best name.

But there's no Asian names on there.

No, he's a fucking wimp who comes across as trying to "unite" people too hard. He's such a fucking wimp it hurts.

This is what the average portuguese guy thinks (red comment). I saw this on my fb yesterday

it's overwhelmingly roman catholic

We're just mostly cultural catholics

May I ask which one?

Here's the png if you want it. Somehow the file size is smaller than the jpg.

You just know the atheist just couldn't stop smirking at his own faggy little comment. He just HAD to show the world how superior he is.

>Mendes
>Lopes
>Pereira
>Barbosa
>Rodrigues
>Alves
>Guerra
>Neves
>Santos
>Serrano
>Couto
>Dias
nomes parolos

check'd and thanks. It's slightly better.

Sim, esse vídeo é fantástico e a qualidade do PNR nos multimédia é zero (e o líder é desginer gráfico lol).

Mal eles também têm pouco dinheiro (agora ainda vão ter menos com os cortes de 10%).

Mas em relação às outras coisas que têm, mostraram algum progresso ao focarem-se mais na corrupção em vez de andarem sempre a bater no ceguinho.

Can someone translate this please? I feel left out.

>Tfw Mendes Pereira

thanks user

fedora spreading his (((atheism))) without beeing asked his opinion

The last one on your list. I don't have any common Portuguese surnames like Pereira or Silva or Coelho in my family. The other names in my family are things like de Matos and Ornelas.

I'll find you and I'll fucking kill you if you don'y delete this right NOW

My name isn't there. What could that mean?

It means I didn't want to spend hours going through a list and picking names

The red comment is:

That doesn't matter... Each person believes what they want as long as they're not committing crimes. Religion exists to confort the weak of mind that can't even consider that we're alone in the world and when we die we simply vanish. Oh! And it also is the smartest way to control the masses.

I'm sorry user, you are the owner of a pleb name.

1st black: an ignorant on the comment. I will add them to my daily prayers.... To whom God will pray...

Red: That doesn't matter... Each one believes whatever he wants to given that he doesn't go around committing crimes. Religion exists to appease the weak-minded who cannot understand we are alone in this world and that we'll simply disappear when we die. Ah! And it's also the most cleaver way to control the masses.

2nd black: In that each one believes what he wants, the world is like this with 5 thousand gods. Wars, hunger, etc.

Pleb?????
google.ca/webhp?tab=ww&ei=6HxXVLmHEJa2yATx3gE&ved=0CAYQ1S4#q=Jardim surname

I hate living under communist government

thankfully my card still says cartão do cidadão

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Rolão Preto was cool ok?

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>thankfully my card still says cartão do cidadão

not for long you sexist pig

What's the cause of the political divide North vs South? The former is right leaning, the latter left leaning.

>when you could devalue you monetary currency but the hebrews in EU won't let you

Seriously where are my (You)s. It's a pain in the ass trying to see who's replying to me now.

Is that so? Check your privilege you fucking cishet male scum

I don't like fascists but my god were they fucking stylish

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But I can't even tell which is the fedora, they both sound rather *tippy* to me. One guy says that religion just controls the masses and the dumb and the other is sticking war and hunger on religion.

>whostippingwhosfedora.jpg

the south contains lisbon, which is as leftist as any big capital, and also alentejo which is a communist haven for some reason

IIRC the South basically lived under feudalism during Salazar's reign

actually no, he's good for memes but he was anti-salazar, therefore, an idiot

They're both horrible apolitical plebs. The type of guy that's obsessed with engineering and geek stuff.

The fact that the south was living under de facto feudalism up until 1974. When you're poor and you have no real economic prospects socialism and Marxist theory tends to be a lot more appetizing. Doubly so if you're not educated about the crimes socialism has engendered internationally.

red pill me on feudalism

What is this you're talking about? I've hear a few people complaining about this today, but I have no idea what you're on about. Have the (You)s been removed? I use 4chanX so I can't tell what's changed.

You work for the local lord, you don't own land of your own

Pic related is abortion referendum from 2007 (10 weeks)

Red is no
Green is yes