Why were the German soldiers of WW2 such enormous fucking pussies? Not even one important operation...

Why were the German soldiers of WW2 such enormous fucking pussies? Not even one important operation, or hero to look up to.

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After all the men were killed, they sent in the woman and children.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_War_II_flying_aces

Ok

This

Because Hitler, who was severely drugged up, overrode his Generals on may important decisions which ended up resulting in massive losses. If Hitler let his Generals make war decisions we'd be living in an entirely different world.

says the country that got it's ass kicked twice and had to have the americans bail them out both times.

KYS British scum.

>Not even one important operation, or hero to look up to.
guess who wrote the history books? it wasnt germans

heinz guderian and otto carius are still my heroes though

Hitler was to much of a softie. He could've easily crushed bratain and france at dunkirk and totally destroyed britain had he wanted to.

>who is otto carius

Otto skorzeny managed to recapture mossulini without firing a single shot. Suich bravery and willpower was birthed in those few short years the world will never see it's equal.

to be fair he wasn't expecting a war with russia for a long while yet, but the idiot italians made that happen too soon when they lost to greece

Requesting pic of crazy brit that walked into battle with his sword

Hans Ulrich Rudel

I'd be crying as well those fucking scumbag soldiers probably raped them nightly fucking US soldiers are shit

He also holds the distinction of being the last English soldier to kill an enemy combatant with a longbow.

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the battle of Eben Emael essentially invented the concept of special forces

Unwilling conscripts.

I really dislike you british leeches. Should have let you get your faggot asses whooped in WW1. Huge mistake to bail out you loser faggots.

German scientists and mathematicians, from Leibinz to Goethe, were better than the cream of the English crop by orders of magnitude. It's a shame how things turned out.

Wish we lost the revolutionary war so English culture didn't hold back western civilization and set the seeds for its end.

true. He didn't even gassed the Jews...
He was a total faggot

loosers dont get heros

"""""German""""" diaspora detected

They look like underage, late war, conscripted volksturm

""""your ancestors begged for mine to save you twice""""

>"volksturm"
Child soldiers.

>Show up in the final month of WW1 once the German Army is already about to collapse
>After selling arms to both sides
>WW2, British had already defeated the German attempt to invade their islands years before the USA finally decided it'd profit more by backing Britain than Germany
>saved twice

Americlap "education" is depressing.

I'm not sure why Germany is so worshiped on this board. All they do is fuck up Europe every 40-50 years or so....

Fuck up Europe with WW1
Fuck up Europe with WW2
Fuck up Europe with hordes of Muslim rapeugees

Seriously, what's next?

Why do people rip on Canadians and Aussies so much but worship these constant failures?

It's laughable.

historynet.com/the-greatest-german-general-no-one-ever-heard-of.htm

>Balck, who ended the war as a General der Panzertruppe (equivalent to a three-star general in the U.S. Army), is today virtually unknown except to the most serious students of World War II. Yet in three short weeks his lone panzer division virtually destroyed the entire Soviet Fifth Tank Army. The odds he faced were scarcely short of incredible: the Soviets commanded a local superiority of 7:1 in tanks, 11:1 in infantry, and 20:1 in a local superiority of 7:1 in tanks, 11:1 in infantry, and 20:1 in artillery. But Balck, leading from the front, reacting instantly to each enemy thrust, repeatedly parried, surprised, and wiped out superior Soviet detachments. Over the next few months his division would rack up an astonishing one thousand enemy tank kills. For this and other achievements Balck would be one of only twenty-seven officers in the entire war—Erwin Rommel was another—to receive the Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves, Swords, and Diamonds, the equivalent of an American receiving two, or even three, Medals of Honor.

They are. OP is a faggot of proportions hereto unseen.

Because Amerifats are proud of being descended from German rapefugee hordes that swamped the formerly predominantly Anglo USA during the 19th century when Germany was doing it's best impression of the modern day middle east.

In 30 years time, the board will be worshipping Aztecs and the Spanish for the same reason.

Kek

If you were so confident in winning why did you beg Americans to send in ships and supplies before we entered ?

Even after we helped you out you still needed our troops

Those are literally children.

You're white. Defend yourself. Wait, are you white?

GR8 B8, Mien Fruend

you mean those prepubescent kids?

>supplied Britain with tons of materials, equipment, and personnel to keep their war industry going
>supplied Soviet Union with tons of materials, planes, trucks, food, clothing, etc.
>Americlaps did nothing lol

British "education"

We needed the supplies to take the war to them. Britain wasn't in direct danger, we just didn't want filthy aryans to spread all over yurup.

And we didn't need you troops. Our army was engaged with the single largest Japanese land force for the whole of the war (with a chronic lack of men and supplies, and still held) and the USSR killed so many Germans as to make casualties inflicted by Amerifats irrelevent.

But sure, thanks for choosing our side for your heroic war profiteering. Everyone really appreciated it.

except in german because theyre you know, german

Rommel.

The discussion wasn't 'Did Americlaps do anything?' it was 'Did Americlaps save the Bongs?'.

Try to keep up princess.

Kindersoldaten.

>skorzeny

Was he the podolski of his time?

> Trying to reason with it.

I wouldn't bother M8.

They had the #1 fighting ace as well as multiple notable snipers

>not even one important operation

I think their conquest of Europe was the quickest in history, even if logistical demands didn't make it sustainable

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All the hardened veterans died in the Rzhev meatgrinder

Argentine's aren't allowed opinions on military matters, sorry.

>I think their conquest of Europe was the quickest in history
>Mechanised Germans managed to conquer Yurup faster than draught-animal Napoléonic French

no shit, please enlighten us further

Some of those young soldiers surrendering look awfully Jewish, especially the first guy. Whats the origin of this film?

It's a notable achievement. They doubled down on mechanized divisions when others were slower to pick up on their utility and exposed the world around them. With better allies or supplies they may have held out after the fact. You only held out because you were on a fucking island.

Protip: Ashkenazi Jews are largely German admixture

the funny part of the hatred for some Jewish features is that they were Germanic

Frankly, the English Channel saved you.

If it hadn't been for the channel the Germans would have blitzkreiged over your ass in 1940 and we'd all mock you mercilessly as surrender monkies just like we do the frogs.

So with that established the discussion becomes could the bongs have accomplished anything against the Germans without American assistance and the answer is no.

You clearly couldn't have pulled off Normandy on your own, and while you had some marginal success against the Germans in North Africa that came with the caveat of the lend lease program and even then the North African campaign wasn't won until American reinforcements arrived.

You bongs accomplished nothing in WWII aside from getting your asses kicked while maintaining a stiff upper lip. Your troops and your people deserve respect for the hardship they endured; but the concept that you didn't get your asses handed to you by the krauts is laughable.

Unless you're a Russkie you're in no place to talk shit to Murrica about who did more to beat the huns.

>We needed the supplies to take the war to them. Britain wasn't in direct danger, we just didn't want filthy aryans to spread all over yurup.


Without american supplies and having most the the supply lanes from the colonies cut off. You were merely fending off the Luftwaffe, but had no capability of trying to retake normandy. It would have been just a matter of time until the Nazis succeeded with an amphibious attack.

>Show up in the final month of WW1 once the German Army is already about to collapse

this americans showed up at the end of 1917, no real army, using french weapons and commanded by the brits.

in my honest opinion, i dont beleive the US fighters had any part to play in germany surrendering, as germany had a successful push but had far too many casualties and couldnt support the line anymore.

Americans did what they do best in both european wars, they say back, gave speechs citing honor, loyalty and peace, then turned around and sold munitions to bot sides and killed mexicans. if it wasnt for the ww1 "victory" wilson would have went down in history as a "meh" president.

Name one nazi leader that looked remotely "aryan"?

>You only held out because you were on a fucking island.

And you only remain unconquered because you have no continental threats, Russia only held out due to General Winter, Japan only survived the Mongols due to the Divine Wind etc etc etc etc

Learn history. 'Muh geography' and 'muh adverse conditions' are the cries of the weak and incompetent, if the German armed forces had actually been notable in any way, they'd have overcome the obstacle of the channel and the Russian winter.

As it is, they won when it was easy for them to win, then failed immediately when things got hard. Their speed was a result of technological increases, nothing more.

Erich Hartmann

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_Hartmann

Top ace of all time.

The fact he crashed his plane on his first sortie makes it even funnier.

>the German armed forces had actually been notable in any way,

Says the one that was ass raped during the Blitzkrieg on France.

>Thread about military history
>Argentine flag

Opinion discarded.

No, the only 3 nations that have a right to talk shit are the USA , soviet scum and the brits. Granted the soviets and brits would be toast without the USA the #1 country in all of history but at least they fought back hard.

I concur except for the revolutionary war part.

Just needed more Germans to immigrate before the Great War. It was a close call on which side to enter upon. Just a little bit more pro German sentiment and yeah

Frankly, the Atlantic and Pacific oceans saved you.

Checkmate fattie.

Shut up redditor

What about your ships catching fire because they were hit by a deactivated exocet missile.

Really makes you think..

Like that time he got rid of paratroopers because he didn't want to lose a lot of men. Would have really have made a difference with England.

We're not fat, we're just big boned, ya wanker.

Fuck off Mohammed.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770523/Oliver-Amelia-popular-baby-names.html

Ouch
How can even non-aryans compete?

As if paris wasn't about to fall and the USA stopped the krauts. Look at the lost batallion, americans are awesome soldiers.

We were all taught that germans were the bad guys lmao.

Of course they wont tell you about any heroes they had.

Which they did.

No one taking about Guderian? This hard ass looking motherfucker was the one who developed and revolutionized panzer tactics: to engage and fight as their own unit on the battlefield instead of always supporting infantry charges, plus he successfully got Germany to implement a radio in each tank, which is how they were able to mobilize and coordinate so effectively during the entire war. Read up on him, a true general to respect

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_Guderian

post your smug guderians

>British ship gets hit
>RN evacuates personnel during continuing air attack and continues operations

>Argie ship gets hit
>Argie """"navy"""" abandons hundreds of men to die slowly of exposure, drifting on rafts in freezing waters of the south Atlantic, despite assurances by RN that no offensive action will be taken against rescue ships.
>Abandons naval operations completely, leaving it's inept and cowardly troops on the Falklands to surrender en masse after being bitch-slapped by British airborne.

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Tell me where the anglos came from again

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>who knew that a navy in port would have so few losses

After we anglo'd your shitty ww2 tier "ship" your navy was stuck in port until we raped your soldiers on the Falklands and you couldn't do anything about it other than capitulate like the brown monkey you are

Reminder that the eastern front was the largest clash of men and war machines ever seen on this planet.

We're native to the UK. Predominantly descended from the first European tribes who crossed into the British isles shortly after the end of the last glacial maximum. Our closest mainland European kin are the Basque people in northern Spain.

>prospectmagazine.co.uk/magazine/mythsofbritishancestry

>majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/british_genetic_heritage_is_not_german_010820151421

We are ahead 3 to 1 in wars Nigel.

Whine harder, you are the only country in history to win a war and still manage to be so butthurt about it even 35 years later.

oh yea what war did you fight in mr badass?

>Britain hands over europe to the russians,
>Cold war and millions dead.

John Lennon deserved to be shot.

for a country with no heroes they had your ass begging the US for aid

>Entire navy flees to the nearest port and refuses to leave after their flagship has an underwater sunroof installed by HMS Conquerer
>Hurrr we lost less ships than you

No shit, ours were actually at sea.

Otto Skorzeny? Just cuz it isn't in your special super history channel movies or Jewwywood films or your precious vidya doesn't mean it didn't happen. Do you into books, faggot?

>Spain

WE

>at sea
More like under

>Argentina
>Spain

WE

Lmao that video is of a bunch of children, germany used em late in the war

I really don't get why having won a war against a third world country fill you which such remembrance. Doesn't speak much of you as a supposedly first world country.

We would have easily taken your shitty little island if the führer hadnt been such a pussy seeing you as brudervolk and still hoping for alliance with you cunts. What you think happend at dunkirk? He let you go so you might accept peace or ally. If hitler hadnt been such a faggot we would have whiped you half year after france

>have your capital city bombed constantly
>your crown jewel of pilots for the RAF were literally random inexperienced pig farmers and got decimated constantly
>couldn't even keep training the new pilots because all your air bases kept getting shat on by the luftwaffe
>had to hire fucking foreign pilots from poland of all places because there was such a shortage of any good pilots
>eventually germany got bored of crushing you and decided to focus efforts on the eastern front
>years from now all your bucktooth effeminate kids learned you won the battle of britain and the RAF destroyed the krauts singlehandedly

>get completely wrecked in France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Netherlands
>literally had to run away at dunkirk
>do nothing for 3 years except erratic bombing runs with the 25 or so planes you have left
>america joins the game
>turns your entire pathetic excuse of a country into a giant fortress
>leads the second western front (it had to be called second because the first one which you were a part of was a hilarious failure and no one wants to confuse the two)
>years later underage muhammad brits learn they won WW2 singlehandedly and the yanks came in at the last second and took all your """glory"" that consisted of sparse bombing runs and retreating

Who is Otto Skorzeny for 100

>More like under

>young Muhammad Brits
Roasted

Y'know, the Third Reich had its share of severe problems...but certainly not bravery

>would have
>if

Stay mad :)

Friendly reminder that the British leader in WW2, Winston Churchill, was actually American.