Ask a guy in a psych ward with tethered internet from a slipped in phone

ask a guy in a psych ward with tethered internet from a slipped in phone

You in Criminal Psychatric Ward, or just plain-old crazy-bin?

Either way, how's the food? Do you have a recreation room?

You think you're in a psych ward?

What university are you attending?

How does it feel knowing that someday you'll have to leave the security of that place to eventually once again face whatever horrors drove you there in the first place?

> They're not waiting for you. ;)

>leaf

>ask a guy in a psych ward with tethered internet from a slipped in phone

We don't actually exist you know. Sup Forums isn't real. You are reading this of a blank, black screen. You need your medication.

nice one

And you keep responding to the threads.

Did you get in for free?

>1 post by this ID

Looks like the leafs who are still attached to the tree are onto him, RIP in peaces OP.

naw im here

this is the best psych ward ive been in and ive been in 5

we got as much yummy food as we want in form of cereal, hot meals, cheese, bread, butter, and yogurt

free nicotene patches and gum and puffer

hot showers, im in the only 2 bedroom suite

day passes at home where i play counter strike go and smoke weed

urine tested for cocaine mostly but soon will be suspicious of weed since i been here a month already, still unsuspecting though, but been told not to smoke because it unbalanced the meds, \\

to this nutter weed slows my thoughts down from 100 to 50 so i can actually reflect on my life instead of this insamely fast narrative that is my delusions and perception bound by a multiverse of understanding

its all free, i think it costs 2500 a day to keep me here and nobody thinks of the cost

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU

How does the staff treat you?

Why are you there? You seem like a reasonably intelligent person, is it really that difficult for you to act like a civil and normal member of society?

Did the government drive you there with the Zersetsung?

They do that. -_-

Sounds comfy. What mental disorders do I need to develop to land this gig?

Don't give him hope.

There is no hope. -_-

beautiful
nips are on a roll today

Have they given you the booty juice yet?

If you were really in a psych ward you'd put your willy on the table smack it with a teapot, set it on fire then post pics as proof

Sounds like a lot of gimmie dats.

OP, do you enjoy feeding off the system? Does this make you feel bad or like you are a prisoner in some socialist hellhole where this kind of behavior is considered acceptable?

no joke i hear explosions and the ground shaking

i just heard 3 typing that

its like fucking hitlers bunker in here and im hitler

everyone treats me really well because i was a soldier and have clothing that looks outdoorsy armyish

anyway seriously every night the explosions get closer

3 years ago i was in jail and i exploded 3 times, i guess you could say i was struck down by zeus' thunderbolts but something brought me back

the ground shakes and everything, i know what real explosions are like cause of afghanistan but holy fuck

im in here for cocaine abuse, i became super powerful and confident and now im just quiet confident, it looks like drugs really do enlighten you and society wants that not to happen

most people in the psych ward are in a spiritual path so everyone who smokes out in the porch is really chill\\

theres one guy in here that is super manic and talks all about allah and shit he was just blasting music so who knows...

If you ever want to get out and stay out you need to
>quit the dope
>take your damn meds
>get help

But if you want to keep being a drain of resources and a complete failure as a human being, by all means carry on.

Coke doesn't enlighten you, you're just nuts

Josh?

i had a really powerful 12 years, i did 12 straight years of training and tours, now im on veteran affairs disability and make 90 percent of what i made in the army with a bunch of extra perks that all add up to more money

ive gotten 160 grand lump sum and im getting another 130 grand and a 15 grand cheque was just mailed to my po box

im moving in when i get out in the neighbourhood i grew up in and went to elementary school

im in deep though

i got the money so i just use data streamed from my phone to lay in bed watching cops

its what i do for the price of 75 grand a year adjusted for inflation
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i just watch cops

i guess i go out looking for interaction with them by speeding up when i see em and driving through check point locations

im weird i guess\
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just posturing cause i think im alpha operator as fuck, but i am and people treat me like it

fucking swat team came to pin my car in and setup a 20 m peremiter and evacuate houses

fucking wizards casting portals and shit

more explosions
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stay tuned i might explode tonight

OP BTFO

People like you should really have your internet access restricted in some way. A place like this could not be good for a mind like yours.

Also I doubt people think you're alpha they are probably just scared of you because you sound legit crazy

Sounds like too much money for someone unemployed an ex con and in a psyc ward but nevermind. Did you enter on your own free will or were you sectioned? Anyway you've got drug enduced psychosis suggest you Google up on it. The only drug that can help you are the ones prescribed.

You're as mad as a bag of hammers you lad

Based OP. who admitted you?

Sounds like better conditions than normal for a mental hospital.

im pretty smart with money ill be retiring with a pension and a lot of cash

by any chance, you have a LETIFER tattoo on your forearm?

i really hope all these explosions are actually just peop[le slaming doors

doesnt explain the ground shaking though

>chaka when the walls fell

I was gonna walk away, but, you said yud explode, so ill stay for a while. Im intrigued

none of you faggots know me stop asking im not gonna say

> Temba, his arms wide

How long you in for this time?

dunno if this is bait but youre doing a really good job if it is

well dude for the last 2 weeks ive been hearing what amounts to a grenade going on all over the building

at first the ground didnt shake when this happend but would shake as i fell asleep

the street light goes on and off at no recognizable pattern

now the explosions are coming from rooms next to me on either side and everytime it happends the room shakes drastically

this is desu all makes a lot more sense after being blown up my self

i dont have a crimminal record though im not an enemy of the police

cops from my arest visited me in hospital buddy buddy a few times

probably just to make sure i am a safe guy or a dangerous dude

im just a peaceful guy though, manic but under control now

>stay tuned i might explode tonight
This is the most interesting thread I've read in a while

You've got me hooked OP don't stop

pretty good insight into the mind of a deranged man.
were you always like this and the drugs/war exacerbated your condition, or would you say you were perfectly normal previously

Canada is a mental home you fucking Leaf

We've been trying an experimental technique to reach you for the past two months.
Youre in a coma and you have been unconcious for six months.
Please, for eveyone who loves you

W A K E U P
W E M I S S Y O U

okay well i became pretty enlightened with cocaine so i speak a high level language that i was unaware existed

it seems life is about levels and the higher you get the more you flow with the dharma

it seems like the buddhists were right all along desu

now that i been around the circle of life a few times and figured everything out and how to live a very spiritually fufilled life with no worry about material wealth as everything ive ever needed has been provided by someone for me to do a job or preform for

anyway liberated from the system i drive around all over the provinces doing small deeds that some how my soul guides me to do

i saved many lives and given first aid and stopped fights all sorts of random small deeds i inject my presence into as i go along life

...

ncie try yank the dream is better than the reality

tell my wife 420 blaze it

kek

The drugs usually take between 3-5 weeks to kick in. Since you're still doing pot it'll be closer to 5. The "explosions" should stop then. Just keep behaving and keep to yourself because everyone else in there is just as bad if not worse than you.

He wouldn't get accepted into the military if he had any sort of mental condition.

Seems OP got naded, probably watched a few friends explode into pieces, developed PTSD and tried to deal with it like most do, with drugs, which has more than likely made him much more fucked up.

i swear everything is fine if i got internet and ive never been without it

i did 2 tours in the afghanistan theater of warfare and did night raids and day patrols pretty much everything a soldier would do in a war

anyway i had internert in the middle of the desert on my second tour and on the first we were in a base so it was all guccified

now im some kind of force of goodwill

feels good man

Don't trust it
Those cops are in on it
They're subtly trying to change your way of life

Those explosions are the officers, chipping away at your safe space, waiting for the perfect moment to strike

Snakes in the grass ready to pounce when they get the chance

You better make a move before they do friend, you wouldn't want an eternity of ghosts to haunt you for the rest of your life

A++

i really didnt witness anything specifically terrible just al ot of bad situations i had to be exposed to

the implication

aww jeeze

but my ptsd and drug addiction wasnt that bad, i wasnt like most people,

all my friends never had a problem with me but understand why im in here

i was thinking at 200 miles an hour and was leading a lot of relationships to cocaine use and just the europhria and what not of the party drew a lot of people in and i was the leader of it

not the first time ive been a leader so i didnt freak out and fuck it up we all just had a really good time and it cost me about 50 grand of tax payer monie

but ill never touch the stuff again

...

>in crazy bin
sounds like all of fucking Canada

Op full of shit, if he was in pysch ward, the guys in white coats would be buttfucking him for being on a cell. They wouldve also fpound the phone prior when the were fucking him in the ass on shift change. Op why dont u come clean and admit ur a 14 yr old bitch named johnny who lives with both parents in a huge house and says grace every dinner

im legit comfortable with dealing with the occult, ive been through much worse this is like throwing snowballs at a satute of a samurai ronin modern infantry special operator gladiator

I think that's a good idea.

The easiest way to deal with these false prophets is to be calm.

Use your mind willpower to overshadow them, their lives are at your disposal

naw dude i have 2 phones one i check in and one i keep

you know they dont search your pockets when yopu come in so theres that

and laptops are alloud without cameras on them and mine were taped from when i got here so they let me have it

im not alloud but they check on me and the phone is in the drawer tethering wireless to my lappy

i got a guy in here on another laptop of mine working on illustrator to make me a webpage for a biz idea i got

i paid him 400 dollars and last nght he went AWOL and i sent him an email like wtf and he said that he is sorry and he will charge me 400 for the page not 800 as agreed

Even if this is bait OP is still a fucking loony toon.

Yet I am intrigued. Go on OP, before your handlers catch on.

What do you think about Trump?

thanks, im a pretty good human being and im pertty funny too so theres a lot of laughs and excitemenet to the souls that ive sucked into my black hole as my gravity increases to extreme levels and i promote belief in me and not my diagnosis

but i dont want to do this anymore i wanna just live a normal life training people in bushcraft and suvival skills

no fame no fortune no glory just skillz for thrillz

throw in rapelling and climbing in there for a kick ass time with uncle government agent

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Hearing explosions that aren't happening is not enlightening.

he got into office because in 2013 when i was the most powerful i was i willed that the election and major events in the future occur because of shit said on the internet

i created kek or rezurected him \

one time in the army i drove on a road filled with frogs for 2 hours and killed many many crossing frogs, literally a frog everywhere on the road

anyway that was me summoning kek and then when at my peak i created the belief and witnessed some shit that confirmed it

trump is my creation and he will do well

everything is set for a total north amerivca win

Do you believe that you're insane or that it is just a title put on you by people that don't understand you?

its just a test because i am

insane people at low levels arent insane on high levels

im always at the level i need to be

Forget about boundaries friend

Your potential is limitless, your goals are never ending.

Don't let anyone, be it man or God, hold you back from what you dream of

You hold the key to the future, a power beyond what a deity holds.

Never let anyone get in the way of your future and the direction of your mind

You know what peaceful guys don't do? They don't go around insisting to everybody that they are peaceful guys.

Everyone in this thread taking OP seriously needs to go fishing more often because it has to be bait. No way this is real.

desu my goal is to train people in a way thats not direct but will prepare them for anything the apocalypse can throw at them and allow them to escape the end of the world like i did

it was all designed to blow our minds but our minds wont really be free,\

like the thrill that will get ya when ya blow your head off with a m16

jk but i know a lot ofp eople who killed themselves and just respawned

You're in Canada, so you won't have to worry about your nurses being Clinton supporters who will try to extend your stay for saying Clinton is a satanist

I thought about having my phone slipped in

I asked for weed instead

Turns out it stinks up the floor pretty good

Hope you don't have to spend New Years in there, user

Get well soon

i can assure everyone this is very real

your just stuck on a lower level cause of your karma, raise your vibes by doing good deeds

finding good deeds to do is hard but its not impossible

start slow

pick up liter, give to homeless, smoke weed, say the word love from time to time

oh im in here bro

where bouts are you bro? I'm work currently in a Pys ward :>

Yeah it's pretty easy to take on enemies that don't exist. I've taken on billions without a single scratch.

Do the girls with eating disorders give you blowjobs in the ward?

Japananon with the reality check.

Then do it.

Achieve that.

Build yourself up.

That way no one can say otherwise.

I want to see you succeed, and so do your ancestors, you are a beautiful creation sent from an entity higher than God.

Respawning is lame, you have already reached max velocity, and are reach the fulcrum of your life

Take this, and use it to propel yourself into a blistering supernova, that of the kind to represent your infinitesimally growing potential in the physical and metaphysical realm here

What's good nigga?

a cute 30 year old asian chick offered to blow me because a spirit told her to so we went to my truck that i had at the time and i fended off her advanced because she was so cute and it would have sullyed her cuteness

i whiteknight hard in here bro

Oh, you're a Canadian.
Nevermind.

you seem to know me

can do

will do

already did

everyone just catching up and waiting for the second movement

gonna be better than beethovens 9th

secret\: it is beethovens 9th

You should be in there with him.

this bro gets it though

HOLY SHIT (you)'S ARE GONE

I'd do the same if I was in your shoes

So what happens when you blow up?

are you tripping?

have you ever thought what if you're just kind of an idiot and you're wasting your life chasing a rabbit down a hole to avoid reality?

shut up faggot
Beethoven's 9th symphony is a work

But I'm sure you can find reason in a work of your own perhaps? I've made things, many things.

Hundreds, thousands, pages upon pages spilling into your eyes the meaning of the universe.

And I ask myself, to what meaning is all this knowledge, if not to share the experience?

Noice.

feels like every atom in your body expands to the size of the universe then a center forms and starts floating through the static like a fish

Stop posting on Sup Forums and start talking to those cute chicks in there OP. Every time i go there there's always a couple.

share your experience for the next person to live your life to follow

give that person the best ride possible by living the best life possible

leave really big shoes that only you know you filled, leave it way open for all your ancestors who will live on through you

Seek help. You're crossing the line between trolling the lad and joining him.

enter the singularity

been there done that am living inside now thanks