Finland's defense budget is about 3 billion € per year...

Finland's defense budget is about 3 billion € per year. At the current rate of US dollar a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber could be acquired for about 1.5-1.8 billion €. Finland would thus be able to acquire one or even two stealth bombers within a year.

Why B-2 Spirit stealth bomber?

B-2 Spirit's stealth properties are top-notch, so for example, it would not be detected by the radar system that Finland's neighbouring country Estonia uses. Stealth bomber can carry about 18 000kg of weaponry. Thus, each flight a stealth bomber would be able to drop 18 000kg of horse shit over Tallinn, the capital of Estonia. After that it could turn around and fly to Hyvinkää airport for refilling its shit load and redo the maneuver. Within a few years the defense budget to achieve a situation where the flight rotation was it would be nearly constant and Estonians would not have any idea why their capital is given tens of thousands of pounds of horse shit every day.

why would you want to hurt poor little estonia

They are in NATO

hey dumb ass the 3 billion is also used for upkeep not just what can be used for brand new stuff in a year.

We will make Sweden pay for it.

ok now you're coming up with some good ideas.

Think about the effects on morale of the citizens, it would destroy the nation.

You forgot to account for the cost of all those bombs.
And then the mechanical costs and aviation fuel for all those sorties

Just having a bomber isnt enough
This isn't a video game

Take a nap, Toini. You're drunk.

You can get horse shit for free, I dont see your point and its only 83 miles from Hyvinkää to Tallinn.

Considering how cucked Sweden is, I wouldn't be surprised

I didn't realize the B-2 ran on horseshit.

I chuckled.

Finland being based as always.

Its about 40mil$ for a years maintenance and thats nothing.

if you think the outdated b2 is cool imagine how awesome the shit we haven't told you about is.

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They haven't built a new one in 20+ years. You'd have to reactivate all the tooling and assembly - it'd be like restarting and would cost way more than $3.5B.

Plus, we'd never sell you one anyway. We don't have anything against reindeer.

pls no bully Estonia

They're not for sale and hypothetically even if finland acquired one it would be under 24/7 satellite surveillance. Realistically it would be destroyed in its hangar or on the runway before it could ever be used.

the tech is top sekret

If our president told about this plan to Trump he would probably just give one to us.

Hey Estonia, Finland called you a bitch!

this just means 90% of the alcohol consumed in binland will stink like horse shit

Well, the real number is more like 10%

But think of all the fun!

>3 billion € per year.
Mainly spent on things like salaries and maintenance of existing capabilities. Only a small proportion of that would be spent on procurement.

This guy gets it.

We have no money. Mohammed took it all.

This thread is utter CANCER

Aircraft carriers have an operating cost of about $7,000,000 dollars. Per day. Pretty much Finland's entire budget would go to just keeping it afloat. Nevermind the base cost ($13,000,000,000)

Why are you talking about aircraft carriers?

If we gave one to Finland and one to Estonia and told them to fight each other, which side would win?

We would just use it to ferry more alcohol across the sea.

Drunken rambling. Disregard it.

Never mind that, we are giving you guys and aircraft carrier. Now go fight Estonia.

Good news, drunk Finish pilots bomb themselves.

We have these bad boys all over the coast, just keep pounding them long enough and they will go down, nowhere to hide in that little pond that we call "baltic sea"

forgot pic

Nice

Actually they are dumb as fuck, the first thing that happens in a war situation is that those stationary turrets are bomber to pieces.

>Spend entire budget on a single plane
>Can no longer afford armaments
>Can no longer afford pilot
>Can no longer afford ammunition or any other aspect of the military
>Can't even maintain the fucking thing
Good job you just traded your entire house for a leather chair.

Atleast Tallinn is filled with horseshit

lol