Finland's defense budget is about 3 billion € per year. At the current rate of US dollar a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber could be acquired for about 1.5-1.8 billion €. Finland would thus be able to acquire one or even two stealth bombers within a year.
Why B-2 Spirit stealth bomber?
B-2 Spirit's stealth properties are top-notch, so for example, it would not be detected by the radar system that Finland's neighbouring country Estonia uses. Stealth bomber can carry about 18 000kg of weaponry. Thus, each flight a stealth bomber would be able to drop 18 000kg of horse shit over Tallinn, the capital of Estonia. After that it could turn around and fly to Hyvinkää airport for refilling its shit load and redo the maneuver. Within a few years the defense budget to achieve a situation where the flight rotation was it would be nearly constant and Estonians would not have any idea why their capital is given tens of thousands of pounds of horse shit every day.
Gabriel Ortiz
why would you want to hurt poor little estonia
Isaac Martin
They are in NATO
Cooper King
hey dumb ass the 3 billion is also used for upkeep not just what can be used for brand new stuff in a year.
Logan Morris
We will make Sweden pay for it.
Joshua Garcia
ok now you're coming up with some good ideas.
Josiah Ross
Think about the effects on morale of the citizens, it would destroy the nation.
Logan Stewart
You forgot to account for the cost of all those bombs. And then the mechanical costs and aviation fuel for all those sorties
Just having a bomber isnt enough This isn't a video game
Brody Jackson
Take a nap, Toini. You're drunk.
Joshua Lopez
You can get horse shit for free, I dont see your point and its only 83 miles from Hyvinkää to Tallinn.
Benjamin Campbell
Considering how cucked Sweden is, I wouldn't be surprised
Zachary Evans
I didn't realize the B-2 ran on horseshit.
Kevin Campbell
I chuckled.
Brody Powell
Finland being based as always.
Tyler Myers
Its about 40mil$ for a years maintenance and thats nothing.
Hudson Myers
if you think the outdated b2 is cool imagine how awesome the shit we haven't told you about is.
Julian Gray
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Henry Nelson
They haven't built a new one in 20+ years. You'd have to reactivate all the tooling and assembly - it'd be like restarting and would cost way more than $3.5B.
Plus, we'd never sell you one anyway. We don't have anything against reindeer.
Lincoln Wood
pls no bully Estonia
Oliver Young
They're not for sale and hypothetically even if finland acquired one it would be under 24/7 satellite surveillance. Realistically it would be destroyed in its hangar or on the runway before it could ever be used.
Isaac Reyes
the tech is top sekret
Kayden Wood
If our president told about this plan to Trump he would probably just give one to us.
Ian Ramirez
Hey Estonia, Finland called you a bitch!
Ryan Price
this just means 90% of the alcohol consumed in binland will stink like horse shit
Cooper Gonzalez
Well, the real number is more like 10%
Aaron Murphy
But think of all the fun!
Joshua Lopez
>3 billion € per year. Mainly spent on things like salaries and maintenance of existing capabilities. Only a small proportion of that would be spent on procurement.
Brody Scott
This guy gets it.
Connor Green
We have no money. Mohammed took it all.
Andrew Perez
This thread is utter CANCER
Logan Jackson
Aircraft carriers have an operating cost of about $7,000,000 dollars. Per day. Pretty much Finland's entire budget would go to just keeping it afloat. Nevermind the base cost ($13,000,000,000)
Nolan Rogers
Why are you talking about aircraft carriers?
Isaiah Gray
If we gave one to Finland and one to Estonia and told them to fight each other, which side would win?
Cooper Powell
We would just use it to ferry more alcohol across the sea.
Anthony Young
Drunken rambling. Disregard it.
Daniel Watson
Never mind that, we are giving you guys and aircraft carrier. Now go fight Estonia.
Wyatt Roberts
Good news, drunk Finish pilots bomb themselves.
Robert Nguyen
We have these bad boys all over the coast, just keep pounding them long enough and they will go down, nowhere to hide in that little pond that we call "baltic sea"
John Baker
forgot pic
Ian Morris
Nice
Evan King
Actually they are dumb as fuck, the first thing that happens in a war situation is that those stationary turrets are bomber to pieces.
Tyler Howard
>Spend entire budget on a single plane >Can no longer afford armaments >Can no longer afford pilot >Can no longer afford ammunition or any other aspect of the military >Can't even maintain the fucking thing Good job you just traded your entire house for a leather chair.