I-d closest to KeK or Trump decides 2017's biggest happening

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Race war

Aliens

I become the ruler of the world

Germany leaves EU.
Global economic crisis.
WW3 with Germany again.

Trump will die

The waters will rise

100 million deaths by famine

Israel false flags a nuclear attack on New Year 2017/2018 during celebrations in NYC killing millions to turn the world against muzzies and allow them to claim greater Israel.

Inb4 doubt, check the digits.

That's before 2017, user.

Truml farts his insides out through his arsehole and ivanka slurps it up like wet noodles

Germany invades Russia.

WWIII

yurop gets blown to shit by syrian slimes

Roll

(((First Contact)))

>fgt

Rapture.

Israel gets gassed.

Sup Forums gets better after all the retards go back, in 2017

The sampson option

Ayylmaos

This is just fucking depressing

Rolling.

2024 ivanka sex vid gets leaked

>World War with Germany
Not again, those damn Krauts need to relax

I GET A GIRLFRIEND

Low energy roll

The death of Pope Francis next year

San Andreas fault lines burst as soon as #Calexit happens

This entire fucking thread dies because you're all faggots who ruined this board.

Zika mutates into final form and ends the genetic bloodlines of the low IQ niggers and spics.

Humanity transcends, defeats the NWO and makes contact with ETs

We WH40K Space Travel now

Trump uncucks Europe

Peace in the Middle East

Isreal cries antisemitism but nobody listens

Anime made real

Vindication.

Anudda shoah

Hillery rodam clinton commits suicide
After all is revealed

we grt lightsabers n shit

underrated

...

Constantinople is taken back and roach are exterminated.

HIM7d

OH SHIT

World. War. Three.

WWIII

FaK+kstv
Wewewrwewewewd

WW3

130+ dead in a false flag white nationalist shooting near D.C.

Material incarnation of KEK

I'll be rich.

Thanks kek.

>K+K

In a wildcard event a billionaire spills the beans on human trafficking.

thats a pretty neat ID desu

Well, I'm going to report this nigger thread.

Holocaust II: The Electric Boogaloo.

ft. Mecha Nazis

>keaq
It's decided!

gg no re

Pedos btfo

Global cooling.

Ayy lmao

The Holy Meme Wars begin.

It's cheating if you're CIA

In January of 2017, Kek dies.

mayor of montreal gets assassinated by a cat lady

Ayy lmaos say hi

Collective Consciousness (meme magic) will hit a critical threshold in 2017 and out and out nonsensical events will transpire. Dragonball-esque heroes born of our age will arise and fight for our future in the Promised Land. The year will end in Instrumentality and Amaranth.

So it is written it is spoken, so it is spoken it is done. So sayeth Kek

Second Korean War.

This is actually pretty realistic desu.

sup sam hyde

Third crusade and Constantinople is reclaimed.
World War III.
EU disassembled.
Anime made real.

Hitler is reborn

Flat Earth is announced. Ball earthers BTFO and elementary globe sales plummet.

Praise K+K

I die

municipalities forced to allocate more money for unfunded retirement funds will force bond market crash

The Golden Era returns like a sudden wind at a summer picnic.

Pizzagate is real.

All of it.

No more happenings

the final redpill.

>2jep
>2jap

2 bombs

hmm

Pizzagate will be exposed in 2017

trudeau will be elected president of earth after envoys from the galactic union see how forward and progressive he is

Someone's in denial

all niggers die

Israel will be annexed by Palestine

War with China

A new pandemic virus that only targets arabs and niggers 100,000,000X more effective than AIDS.

WW3

you misspelled Trump

id test

disclousure

Barron

UK GPO 3D
what did u mean by this

Race war

Kek, great ID

I but benis in bagina tomorrow :D

first lady gets boob job
read digits and ID

The Bogdanoffs reveal their power to the world and become recognised as the leaders of civilisation and represent us at the next galactic council meeting after telling us that Aliens have been in contact with Earth for some time.

OP

The State of Jefferson is formed and the California coast succeeds from the Union

Trump getting elected was actually just a crazy scheme by CIA-backed TV execs who wanted a direct line to the president and knew how to use their power to get it

another attack in Berlin before elections