Walking down street

>Walking down street
>This guy comes up to you and asks to fuck your wife else he will kill you.

What would you do?

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Ask if he can fuck me instead cause I don't have a wife

I would wish I was her?

OOGA BOOGA NIGGER HOW'S THAT LEAD TASTE?

Shoot him 2bh

I keep meaning to pick out a carry gun.

>Good luck. Been barking up that tree since we had the kids!

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Waiting for a leaf to come in here and say "I'd let him"

tfw no gf so i guess i just do 300 backflips in one jump and piledrive my cock right down his throat and kill him instantly

*teleports behind you*

>I pull out my knife and prepare to defend my wife
>Suddenly London police come out of the bushes
>"Oi , cheeky wanker, are you harrasing this poor refugee?"
>The police tackle me to a ground and take my knife away
>"Get a life, bin that knife!"
>three months later he runs over easter celebration with a semi

Throw pocket sand in his face and skedaddle.

I haven't cleaned my real doll in weeks, but he's welcome to have at a shot at it if he wants to so badly.

**Teleports behind my wife**

I'd tell him to go pick some cotton.
If he chimps out I give him the zim zam treatment.

Pull out my gun and start a BLM protest

inb4 bong cant have gun

You can have a gun, you just need to pay £88 and jump through a series of hoops.

Do you really think he is going to carry something bigger than my Ruger in .454 casull?

Plug your ears honey, it's about to get real noisy, and messy, up in this bitch.

I'd be prepared, because I already fuck my wife Long-Dick Style.

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i'm a big guy

YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY WAIF

Felix is my bf, stop posting her. Thanks.

"God didn't make everyone equal, but Colt did."

pull my .357 an mozambique drill?

go to bed Stephen

"Holy shit you're LL Cool J!"

Turn 360º, etc.

Beat the shit out of the black cunt.

Oh you came just at the right time! It's prepping the bull time!

How do you prep bulls in Japan?a

Do you have a different take on it?

*unsheathes Ruger*

Kill him and claim self defense. This dumb nigger only has muscles from lifting in jail, doesn't mean he knows how to fight. He's already disabled himself by walking with his pants halfway down

Cap his ass

From the thumbnail, I seriously thought that was Franklin from GTA V

people walk.. lol. plebs. you mean you plebs don't have your own drivers. lol