Canada Hate Thread

Go wild lads.

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I love Canada and I love Israel!

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>American starting a Canadian hate thread with a picture of an american

Maple syrup sucks.

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Canadians are dumb.

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Life is shit here:

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Canada is in America you dumbnuts

>Canada hate thread
>Posts a picture of Michael Moore

oooh mister literal over here

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Canada is the fucking worst. Please annex us Trump.

Suicide is alwaus on my mind

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I guess Leaves dont like it when someone talks shit about their wimpy ass "country".

heh... saw that guy in London, Ontario a few years back. I think he's one of the Ribfest judges. Saw his pic show up on b a few days later.

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that guys american faggot look at how fat he is

>be Canadian
>wake up to the sound of my country's giant geese attacking the neighbor's dog
>shovel down some breakfast poutine
>take out a second mortgage on my $2million 1 bed 1 bath bungalow
>my neighbor squawks in a weird language that's either Qubecois or Chinese
>leave my door unlocked
>chisel my Volvo out of its ice sarcophagus
>daily commute takes five hours because the speed limit for the highway never goes above 40kph
>tip my plaid ushanka to Rita, the prettiest girl in Canada
>work hard at the tar sands
>while having a maple syrup snow cone for lunch I have a giggle at the ducks as they drown to death in the tar sands
>commute back home takes five hours due to black ice, speed traps, and an oil pipeline being built through the road
>get arrested and go to jail because I have cartoon porn
>spend all day posting on Sup Forums telling Trump supporters how they were BTFO

>chisel my volvo out of its ice sarcophagus
oh my fucking god im dying over here man

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you realise that keanu reeves is canadian right?

I just hate trudeau he's a fag eh.

>be quebecois
>train my Attack geese to shit on the Neighbor's dog.
>such a nice bird
>munch up a noice Steak-blé-d'inde-patate (groundbeef-corn-potato) for breakfast
>Yell at my neighbor "Where's my equalization payement you albertan hick?", he just sweat and make like he didn't hear me
>cheapbastard.jpeg
>go back inside
>wait for welfare check
>bang rita
>think at the canadians working to pay my living
>simply laugh
>local mosque man ask me to stop putting bacon on his door.
>simply reply "muh quebec libre faggot"
>go back to shitposting on Sup Forums

Hes a fatass, so he can he an honorary burger. I want a bod like him somedays.

kek

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>2016
>not having a leaf on your flag

Hey Canada i'll trade you the Boundary Waters for your Quetico

I unironically agree, it's really overrated and overpriced for what it is. More of a fan of auntie j.

>aunt j
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