Please help

Please help

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Kek, no

No.

r u a qt gril

hows it been Venezuela bro?

I don't know much about Venezuela. My uncle married a girl from down there and apparently the situation has gone to shit and some of her relatives have "disappeared".

What the fuck is happening down there?

Why don't you grow some food or get a job to pay for it. OH WAIT HAHAHAHAHA

>qt gril for Venezuela on Sup Forums
unlikely

Socialism

Socialism combined with incompetence. The free market is for better or worse a fail-safe against absolutely retarded people.

Just try to excape to Colombia, im sure they will help you

There are islands you can swim to nearby that are island nations.

And there is a whole chain of islands you could move kayak or row to and if you worked hard, you could go to like one every two days or something.

Check out google maps socialist nigger.

its the biggest oil reserve in the world, its a juicy pussy they wont let us touch because of how retarded they are

oy, I meant escape
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your border is long, use the jungle my friend, then use the port of Cartagena to reach the dreamland of USA, go for it

just youtube it, there are some videos about it

basically its just a shit show

people are hungry
people are thirsty

people do unspeakable things when they're starving and want to feed their families

Don't worry Pablo, it's not real socialism, you're free to try it from the start once again

Already have. i've purchased three plane tickets for three Venezuelan Sup Forums posters.

Wheres all that oil money going to? Does the bus driver at least have cool opulent crystal palaces with sex orgies everyday eating the finest of ostriches?

I'd drop some sheckles towards a sandwich if you've got paypal OP.

you actually did that, your nice blessed man. i hope you have a nice year

fuckin mean

I hear cannibalism has already started. But don't worry, that's not real socialism.

I heard Spain is letting you sudacas in

shoot Maduro (or the prime minister, what have you) on January 21st. you'd be hailed as a Sup Forums hero for life.

Thank you.

Serious question

How easy would it be for me to go on a fuck vacation in your shithole. How much money do I need?

How desperate are things? How many peasant whores could I get for a bucket of KFC?

I want to sow a fresh crop of Bastards

*Uncle married a brown whore

FTFY

She's probably more loyal and cooks better than the average American white woman

Don't respond to the bait, man.

I want to know this too. ANSWER US DAMMIT

For 100 USD you can live like a king for month.

Nah Jorge, All women are filthy whores. The ones that immigrate here become just like USA ones same winy hedonistic STD holes. They might even trun out worse since they come from shit and are thus more in tune with their inner savage/nigger.

Women these days think that they can be political (See feminism) THEY ARE A FUCKING CANCER. THE BIBLE WAS RIGHT NO WOMAN SHOULD EVER HOLD AUTHORITY OVER MAN

That's why i voted trump

ok probably a grand to get to Venezuela
Caracas
1 stop · 11h 20m+
from $807
Maracaibo
Maracaibo
1 stop · 11h 40m+
from $784
Valencia
Valencia
1 stop · 15h 10m+
from $963
and bring about maybe 2 grand for hotels and fugging women and food but your in a place with common diease and murder takes place i would bring condoms and try arming yourself within the country. nice parts of brazil are probably not so risky

reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-violence-idUSKBN14H1PJ
>In Venezuela, lynchings kill one person every three days: report

dude, I'm sorry, I really am. My whole family is left wing, my dad used to talk about how great Chavez was, then I met a family from Venezuela and they told me what it was really like. I told my family about it but they didn't believe me. I pointed this out to my dad last week, I had the whole "I told you so" conversation. He's stubborn, though, and thinks our media is biased. I don't. I've seen enough on the internet, I know it's fucking tough there right now. Hang in there.

This is a retarded idea. You want cheap pussy you can shoot loads in without a condom? Go to the Phillipines or Thailand. In Venezuela you're more likely to get robbed and murdered than finish inside a tight latina cunt.

>Thailand
Sounds like a cure for my yellow fever

Here what's hilarious

It will only get worse and worse.


This ain't even the worse yet.

Oil prices won't rise for a full 2 years, no national industry, inflated currency. Horrible unemployment and here is the worse of it all. The army is loyal to socialism. They won't acknowledge any other political party (mainly because they're all trafficking drugs and they know a new party would ruin their monopoly/ sack them). So it will absolutely 100% end in civil war, massive bloodshed or people will starve so hard some militar will stage a coup and bloodshed.


Venezuela will be making headlines mids 2017.

T. South American political scientist

I'm surprised you can still post.

Please Kek, bless the vuvuzelans with a civil war

Answer this god damn it.

Venezuela has some of the most beautiful girls on earth and they're bankrupt as fuck, probably cheaper than Thailand and they're actually hot not chinks that look like ladyboys

Venezuela confirmed for next big genocide. Check 'em