Brit/pol/ - Forced Mayballs Edition

>Sharia May accused of Blairite interference; "The state is being cobbled together to fix permanent Tory power"
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-government-accused-power-grab-9526352

>'There's no war in France!' Milkman mocked for urging Britain to accept Paris migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/747327/Tim-Farron-Liberal-Democrats-Paris-migrants-child-refugees-asylum-seekers

>Corbyn to Theresa: "You're not Henry VIII"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/28/jeremy-corbyn-you-are-not-henry-viii-theresa-may-brexit-deal-commons-vote

>Senior Civil Servant: The Tories lack the courage to acknowledge the scale of leaving the EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/theresa-may-lacks-courage-admit-scale-brexit-warns-senior-civil/

>Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/labour-worried-crackdown-voter-fraud/

>Lib Dems: £450m Brexit savings claim is a fantasy figure
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/27/clean-brexit-claim-450m-pounds-weekly-savings-challenged-tim-farron

>Labour's New Year Vow - a UKIP fightback
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyns-new-year-vow-9529498

>Israel accuses Britain of leading UN resolution that told them to stop bulldozing Palestinian children
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/israel-accuses-britain-secretly-playing-lead-role-un-resolution/

>Number of 5-11 year olds suspended from school for racism up 33%
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/28/five-eleven-year-olds-suspended-racism/

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/Brit/pol. The daily hair of the dog edition.

What term shall replace (you)?

>dot me up senpai

>yo bro give me an underline

>dude .... coming at your way

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME


TO THE GOOD OL DAAAAYS

Hey bongs how does it feel knowing that even though the majority of Ahmeds voted for brexit you will be tied to the single market and EU immigration for ever.

TUMBLING DOWN

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Ellipsisposting has taken on a new meaning for sure

Would strongly recommend this stuff some user posted.

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Bonus track.
>youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

It feels like nothing, just like out destination.

Trump supports NSA spying on US citizens. Trump supporters who make fun of the UK for its domestic spying, explain yourselves.

Friendly reminder brexit probably will not happen.

Ah yes, antisemitism. Not a fan.

Who's your local MP chaps?

Mines Tracey Crouch, Tory backbencher with zero charisma, she was also the secretary of sport and is now just a minister for it

at least it lasted as long as it did mane.

>tfw you werent around to see it though

reeeeeeeeeee

>Uber-fedora who claims to hate all religions for being backwards-looking man-in-the-sky cults

>Slams Christian and Muslim bigotry constantly

>Shills incessantly for Israel and their campaign to create a Greater Israel which is based on their religious scripture despite this and entirely overlooks any and all religious motivations they and Jews across the world have for the things they do, only going as far as to say that what Jews believe "is stupid"


Really made me think, did old Pat

Rachel Reeves. She's Labour but she also recognises how foreigners are not integrating and it's making the country "a tinderbox ready to go at the first spark".

>the middle one (known as the First British Empire)

UNGGG. So aesthetic.

Jews are superior, there're loads of scientists, mathematicians, Einstein for example, talented bankers. It's normal for people to hate superior.

Can you guys please stop fucking around and send corbyn off to some dark hole, I can't sand that snide cunt.

Look mate, our politics is just a comedy reality show now. Why the fuck would we off on the funniest characters? It'd ruin the whole series.

hmm really makes me think

does it get ur neurons a 'firin /brit/?

Friendly reminder YKTD is a Reddit infiltrator stirring up resentment against the only viable right-wing party in Britain, the Conservatives.

He wants you all to vote for meme parties like UKIP so Labour gets in.

Notice how he focuses his hate mainly towards the Tories? You never see him hate on Jeremy Corbyn.

Give her time to find obscene images of Diane Abbott on his computer

How does that guy have any support amongst the voters? The (((socialist))) factor?

Nice try, Tory activist.

In fact, is that you Subway?

Are you that insulated that you can't understand that there are plenty of people (though not a majority by far, thank God, though it doesn't make much difference in the end) in Britain who agree with him?

Soviet-style dismissal of opposing ideas and a complete inability to understand that people might disagree with you is Plebbit tier

>Conservative party
>right-wing

what did he mean by this?

Reminder that YKTD is quite arguably the most based poster in Brit/pol

Anyone who disagrees with this is anti British

You don't seem to get it, fool. Not having a seat on the train is a SERIOUS FUCKING ISSUE okay?

>Accuses YKTD as being an infiltrator
>says tories are only viable right wing party
kek. Good attempt ahmed

There are a lot of retarded voters who would vote for a horse if someone pinned a Labour rosette to it. Also many people want the re-nationalisation of certain industries and other such polices.

>If I say Plebbit they won't think I'm from there

We all know you're that cunt /u/DukePPUk from /r/ukpolitics.

Lefties in England see all non-lefties as alt right and ignorant bigots.

Lads, how many cans of bakey beans per day is too much? Ate two yesterday and I feel like I can easily do with three or four.

I have several friends who are seriously considering voting Labour simply because of his stance on zero hour contracts. Don't underestimate the fucked state that Thatcher-and-onwards neoliberalism has left many parts of the country in, people are getting sick of it

If you recall I railed against crosscontamination with Reddit in 2014 when Gamergate started because I thought it would only cause trouble and normie infiltration of Sup Forums, I have no stake in the site at all. Hell, I even have a go at people when they share links to it

The reason that I focus my hate mainly towards the Tories is because they're the biggest opponent of conservatism in British politics today

I have in the past eaten nothing but baked beans and rice long term for a while.

Malnutrition is not fun. You can do it for about a month before you start to notice it.

>The reason that I focus my hate mainly towards the Tories is because they're the biggest opponent of conservatism in British politics today
Wrong. I think you'll find that every party is the opponent of conservatism in British politics.

>not prioritizing getting rid of the traitors in your city over the enemy who carries his banner openly

I thought you bongs were supposed to well versed in Cicero baka.

But there's always going to be a socially liberal, progressive lefty party for idealistic students and bearded uni professors; Labour fills the space just fine. You're never going to be able to *not* have a left-wing party in the UK, the demand would create the supply. There's always going to be a wimpy, weird third party on the sidelines that sucks up a good few votes when the other two become unpopular - The Lib Dems are suited for that.

The last space - the one where the patriotic conservative party is meant to go - is currently being filled by this horrible fat Blairite monstrosity that looks like a gene splice of John Major and warmed-up gruel

Out of the three main parties in British politics, the Tory Party is the one that deserves to be smashed. Labour is at least honest when it calls for open borders and the smashing of the racist, sexist, homophobic etc patriarchy - The Tories act as a pressure valve for conservatives, but do nothing in power, which makes them the most dangerous enemy


Tl;dr - see

>Einstein

You mean a thieving kike who stole his theories from french scientists?

I like Tories. In the comparison to Putin & criminals they're saint.

I understand what you're getting at but I'm finding myself at a point where I'm simply not caring anymore. I just want to watch it all burn.

From you?

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kek that bitch on the right looks totally JUST without all her makeup for question time

>NEET
>friends

honestly it is so weird to see a """""Conservative"""""" party doing a youth and change bullshit event

im America the Republican Party is all about Family, Guns, Jesus, and kicking muslim ass and they dont give a fuck about youths or change.

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>Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?

Gee whiz I wonder

Youth vote is very lefty, a lot will go lib dem or green rather than labour but Sharia May doesn't want to take chances I guess.

Have another culture shock; The man on the left is the Labour candidate, the one on the right is the Tory candidate

The party concedes that it has more in common with Labour than it does UKIP

>in America the Republican Party is all about Family, Guns, Jesus, and kicking muslim ass and they dont give a fuck about youths or change.

Then they have no future. They don't have to go full faggot about it like "16 year olds should vote", but if you don't have at least some young blood then you'll have no blood in a generation.

Holy fuck that cannot be real, right? That is fucked up beyond belief.

>friends
Not fooling anybody, tripfag

Gunna go down the pub today lads and have a J20 then play a game of chess.

It's satire, but the fact you have to do a double-take ought to be jarring enough

It isn't (I think) but this is.

>our great love

what happened to Britain desu. I grew up watching Zulu and Lawrence of Arabia and always thought brits were all badass intellectuals who btfo savages.

I guess morality man is correct in his analysis of contemporary Britain.

sounds noice m8

You are on here 24/7, i am convinved you are a paid shill for labour.

Prove me wrong.

friend, the Republican Party just annihilated the dems across the country. They have been reduced to a municipal party.

every day young people grow older and more conservative, and those that dont are too lazy to vote.

Silicon Valley happened.

That Britain died in the war.

Some old relics of it still exist in the form of certain scholars and autists, but in the mainstream it's long gone.

They did, yes, but that was despite not because of the Republicans as a party. They spent most of their time trying to sabotage their own candidate.

>implying the next generation having grown up entirely in a diystopian world of mass rape and murder across Europe, open political corruption, zero prospects of property ownership, assault on morality and expectations of conformity to unironic degeneracy will not be the most based and right wing generation of all time

What I'm trying to say is that they should not get complacent and rest on their laurels.

If you believe the Anti-Tory = Pro-Labour meme then you're already lost anyway

With the state Labour's in I don't think they can afford to pay people to shill anymore


Studies into this apparently far-right 'Generation Z' are iffy at best, they haven't even started (((University))) yet

>doesn't even try to deny it
Fuck off labour shill

Great, I'm gon go be 'mates' with that muslim girl next door now since we're all so integrated & getting along so well now, might take her down the pub & maybe later a strip club or something, I'm sure her brothers, father & uncles will be completely ok with that.

It's real in that it is a real advert on a real bus, but it's done to make a point by a private group.

Is there anyone in line ahead of Guardian 'journalists' on TDOTR?

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About to go get laid lads.

How do I prepare myself?

Don't stick it in the pooper.

You can't, much like the poor fuckers in the Somme found out, all the training and preparation in the world doesn't prepare you for the first big push

fuck this
stick it in the pooper

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>Bennett interview with the BBC: '' We are in Jerusalem a thousand years before you arrived in London '

How will Anglos EVER recover?

YKTD would you post your ignorant yanks picture?

WE WUZ

Hasn't t been genetically proven that the actual Israelites of Roman times are the same cunts there now? As in the Muslims that the white Jews are genociding?

Brb going to jail for thoughtcrime

>Mentions Iran having nukes, Israel being le democracy, "genocide" in Syria and pushing the lie that they're fighting rather than funding ISIS within one (1) minute

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>How do I prepare myself?
an enema ?

Its a girl and that's exit only.

I'm fixing her laptop in exchange for £20 and sex

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Makes a change from being the pizza delivery boy

....I work for a temp agency....

Manual work though.

> in England

Not an exclusively English issue.

Anyone got a feeling about Corbyns unpopularity lately?

Two of my friends from university are typical hardcore socialists but I was chatting to them about politics a while ago and they mentioned they hated Corbyn

Another friend of mine who is the definition of a black turtle neck Marxist told me he unironically voted for Owen instead of Jezza

Have any of you felt this lately? Young, generally hard left people seem to be turning against Corbyn whilst Maoist soft left people I know love him more every passing day

>Blairism is even penetrating student minds

>Soon it will be fashionable to wear suits and red ties instead of ill-fitting turtlenecks and woolie caps


How The West Was Lost

>and sex

>he believes this

>I'm fixing her laptop in exchange for £20 and sex
You mean you're fixing her laptop in exchange for £20 and an awkward moment of 'oh haha I was just joking user I thought you knew that'

I'll post results if you want?

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pics or it didn't happen

That's the thing, I asked them why they didn't like Corbyn and they said he was just a twat, leading the party to ruin, but they were really again the Chukas and so on

The turtle neck Marxist said something similar, he hated Owen but felt he was a necessary evil as opposed to jezza

It's like there's a crisis amongst some of the hardline socialists, they don't want new labour but they want a functioning party

Against the*

Don't do it at all unless you're planning on having a kid with your wife..

May is based AF fuck off OP you lefty kike

I would not be surprised if he was serious, we are seriously going down the shitter.

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