>We have all heard the stereotype; the fragile little snowflake millennial who cannot deal with the real world.
>Well now an Illinois rehab center is charging the parents tens of thousands of dollars a month to teach their pampered millennials how to finally grow up.
>For $28,000 a month, privileged 20-somethings who have failed to reach their 'true potential', will get basic life skills in scheduling, cleaning and even 'showing up', according to Fusion.
>Therapy and group sessions are supplements by treatments such as art classes, yoga and meditation.
Jesus Christ Sup Forums are we doing this wrong, should we be unleashing the inner jew and taking over this industry and redpilling them while teaching them how to survive?
>>Therapy and group sessions are supplements by treatments such as art classes, yoga and meditation.
ffs. that's the last thing they need. what they need is a regular manual labor job with someone to haul their ass out of bed in the morning and not let them leave or quit work.
Michael Diaz
>Jesus Christ Sup Forums are we doing this wrong, should we be unleashing the inner jew and taking over this industry and redpilling them while teaching them how to survive?
and yeah, for less than 28k per month, i'll whip some millennial into shape
Brayden Sanchez
>showing up
Like... coming to work? It's insane how many people can't do this. I used to be a shift supervisor and my mind was boggled at how bad people are at doing basic tasks like coming to work.
Liam Bailey
holy shit its call boot camp... and they pay you
Alexander Hughes
Worst generation.
There is a study that says Generation Z (kids born after the year 2000) are more conservative than Millennials, more opposed to gay marriage, tattoos, etc. Hopefully Millennial cancer is a one generation anomaly. The sooner them and their 50+ genders and selfie sticks die out, the better.
Caleb Cruz
>Book a class on "how to show up" >Don't attend it.
Jayden Anderson
Why send them to boot camp when we could take these impressionable snow flakes and turn into autist Sup Forumstards.
We could also be getting rich while doing it, come on man, it is almost [new current year] and we jews now!
Michael Morris
They also make you sign a contract that says they own you for about a decade.
Christian Jenkins
>haul their ass out of bed in the morning and not let them leave or quit work
this is where the nigger robs a 711
Grayson Thompson
The only way to fix people like this is to put them through hardship. Rehab will not do it.
Ryan Rivera
The results of the plague of single mothers is upon us.
Thomas Diaz
>should we be unleashing the inner jew and taking over this industry and redpilling them while teaching them how to survive?
No - survival is a matter of natural human instinct. Let the weak ones die. This is how progression is truly made. If you're 18 and you still aren't capable of doing so much as caring for yourself on a basic level, life deserves to have its way with you.
Bentley Bennett
Yeah, I really think a generation heavily influenced by pewdiepie and alt-right manbabies will really set the world straight.
Owen Richardson
>Shit parents raise shit kids cause they're total morons with no skills, so to help their kids grow up they pass them off to someone else. Again.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Bring back one year military service. Make sure they learn this basic shit before they become an adult.
Jose Ortiz
These kids are fucking lame. They're not even on drugs. Like whats the point?
Levi Morris
Isn't 90% of Sup Forums millenials? (people in their early 20s)
Camden Anderson
We had it in Germany. Abolished! I did my time and it was good. Sure straightened out a lot of other shitheads I was with.
Jace Lopez
Yea but we redpilled bro 14/88!
John Campbell
Fuck capitalism
Asher Bell
warehouse dweller pls go
Levi Scott
The real reason millenials are like this is because they have been given everything, and never given set rules or goals or really much of anything. Growing up I always used to compare myself to my friends and bitch and moan I never got anything, my parents were wealthy, but I had to buy my own first car that was a piece of shit i drove for 4 years, college wasn't paid for by them, even things like food was never paid for by my parents after I hit maybe 15. The only thing they helped with was making sure I could pay my insurance when I was away at college. But now every day I look back at all the kids I grew up with. I'm 26 and have life made. Earned more money that I ever thought possible, despite dropping out of college. Bought a fighter jet, working on buying a t-72 for shits and giggles, have a wolf, a monkey. And anything I could ever want. While 90% of my friends growing up live at home, or are "traveling the world" on their parents expense.
Gavin Howard
Shit, my single mother got me a job for my 14th birthday. It was just in time for me to buy my Sega Saturn and Nintendo 64 (didn't think Sony was gonna do it) current age 34
Nathaniel Richardson
But then all the decent people waste a year of their lives. Plus the army is designed to mentally break you and turn you into a tool of the state.
Just throw the babies out on the street with no support, they'll figure this shit out in a day.
Hunter Nguyen
But then they would just become more cucks perpetuating the cycle.
Parker Long
I have had the distinct pleasure of training countless millennials. They're fucked, but also not fucked. It'll be a numbers game. Basically, they're either super bright or super fucked up.
David Lopez
>80% relapse rate it's a fucking money factory
Evan Russell
Yup
Baby daddy becomes the guberment.
Aaron Powell
>when common core is so bad you need to psychward the students.
When did you realize psychology is a pseudoscience Sup Forums?
Chase Young
That's what that poster and most of Sup Forums wants. This world is utter shite.
Anthony Baker
>Illinois rehab center >For $28,000 a month, privileged 20-somethings who have failed to reach their 'true potential', will get basic life skills in scheduling, cleaning and even 'showing up'
Sounds like a Jewish trick to fleece dumb rich people
the issue is that the capitalist system and world order is a childish version of adulthood or an expanded version of high school where the in-crowd , or global privileged class bully the global working class into poverty, so i thought to myself - why should millennials grow up ? Why not just make an ironic statement on the condition of the world and childish human beings in the global capitalist order of war with nations, class warfare, and everything else that tells me that humanity itself isnt grown up ?
Suck it society, its actually the millennials and their symbolic rejection of society thats actually more mature and grown up
James Thomas
if they showed up to the class , does it count as A+ pass in "showing up" skill?
Kayden Gray
Do you have a Gender Studies degree?
Parker Myers
honest i can identify:
I get anxiety about knowing I have to do something, so i distract myself from the problem.
Its pretty much the only thing that we were taught, oh and that slavery was really bad.
so thanks you bunch of cunts.
Nathaniel Ramirez
>my mind was boggled at how bad people are at doing basic tasks like coming to work. in Nipland? i thought people never left the office
Ayden Ramirez
>its not my fault spoken like a true millennial pleb
Christopher Lee
These aren't libcucks. These are NEETs that browse this site.
Nicholas Green
27 years old. I can barely get out of bed (wake up at 6pm). Live with my mom and work two nights a week, which is almost too much for me. Force myself to shower twice a week but I hate it. Fap three times a day. How am I doing?
Easton Walker
>Bought a fighter jet, Right
Luis Baker
>training How were you training them?
Asher Bell
To be fair, it's mostly the parents that are to blame, partly the kids themselves too though of course.
I do think that schools should be teaching some things like how to cook properly and how to handle taxes and whatnot.
Juan Hill
>For $28,000 a month Its just conniving (((people))) trying to scheme parents out of their hard earned money. Nothing new.
>privileged 20-somethings who have failed to reach their 'true potential', will get basic life skills in scheduling, cleaning and even 'showing up', according to Fusion. Sounds like the boot camp desu, except the ''true potential'' bit, that's just a meme.
Nathan Parker
Can it Teabag. Look at the creative and intellectual effort of your typical "you have X degree, therefore I dismiss your argument, without any logical refutation of your logic"
I'm your worst socio-legal and economics nightmare you crumpet tea swilling nation of pale faced anglo-inferiors
Brandon Watson
This stuff should be taught in high school, but we're too busy pushing "social justice" shit to it it into the curriculum.
Jordan Thomas
oh and surprise surprise, the fucking UK, center of global capitalist fucking finance has an issue with my statement.
Shut the fuck up MI-6 and go deal with some real fucking issues.
Who's the shill ? Don't make matters worse and don't piss me off furthermore to destroy your ass
Connor Myers
>should we be unleashing the inner jew and taking over this industry and redpilling them while teaching them how to survive?
Yes. This sounds like people who's parents failed to raise them. I lived in student housing for ages, and the fire alarm would go off multiple times a week because people don't know how to cook.
Do you have any idea how much you have to burn food before it produces fire-levels of smoke?
Kayden Taylor
>I'm your worst socio-legal and economics nightmare
Justin Scott
kek
Jonathan Roberts
>A >FUCKING >LEAF
Zachary Walker
shut the fuck up and pour my coffee you gender studies degree major
Hudson Phillips
If their parents can afford 28k a month for this shit, being millenials is not the reason why their kids are lazy spoilt shitters.
Blake Rodriguez
>millennial is anyone age 14 to 40
why does the range keep changing?
Logan Lewis
What an utter fucking nog.
Zachary Robinson
Some guy I know put raw pasta in the microwave for a half hour.
Said he didn't know any better and had his friends defend him when I pointed out he could have fucking read the packaging or even fucking looked it up online and that he was a retard for even considering what he did.
Nolan Gutierrez
the less fucked up ones
Chase Morris
>80% relapse rate
Its not even working.
Brody Turner
..how horrible do you have to be to completely ruin an entire generation of young Americans?
An entire generation is literal useless garbage. We'll be feeling the effects of this for DECADES to come.
Leo James
>I'm your worst socio-legal and economics nightmare
haha
Jonathan Williams
It's actually very difficult to be accepted into West Point, and it's treated like a huge fucking deal when someone gets it.
A friend of mine went to a prestigious private high school, and one girl in his class go in to West Point. They had 10 ceremonial guardsmen hand her the acceptance at graduation with a salute and musical tribute.
Aaron Nguyen
...
Jonathan Perry
>parents coddled their children >everyone gets a trophy >you can be anything >most millenials are a fucking waste
Sad.
Logan Scott
>tfw both my parents in their late 60's >tfw raised properly >tfw have distinct advantage over all my peers because my brain isn't mush
I'm torn on the millennial problem. On the one hand, it's really sad to see an entire generation ruined. On the other hand, I have more critical thinking ability than 80% of my peers which gives me a distinct advantage in society.
Maybe, for me, it's better to be the big fish in a little pond.
David Martin
>tfw always have problems with showing up to school/work
fuck my life ive been trying to overcome this for years
lost a job once because of it and almost dropped out of high school after i missed like 20% classes in 1 semester it always goes like this >wake up feeling like absolute shit, disappointed i woke up alive >skip school and stay in bed till almost noon >next day wake up and feel anxious about answering questions why i missed school previous day, skip again >third day repeat >now its weekend and i forget about it and go to school on monday >i was sick >ok user but bring doctors notice next time
im working freelance now, its the only way i can manage to make a living without getting fired
Isaiah White
You wanna know what?, any fucking useless boomer who tried to shove me in any of these fucking rehab centre, I'd have the cops called on them and charged with abduction.
Failing that, I'd sooner fucking die than let them do that shit to me.
Carson King
>Haha these fuckers cant do shit right. OH FUCK THE USA WILL BE A 3RD WORLD SHIT CAUSE OF THESE FAGOTS!!!!!!!!!
Grayson Brown
That feel when joined Army at 16 and did two tours of Afghanistan now I'm 24, have a house, a dog, A Woman and a good stable job (Left the Military)
Feels weird man, 3/4s of the people my age all went to University and fucked around and are only now starting to enter the world of work.
Not all Millennials are fucked but the majority are, but you cant blame them when 50% of millenians parents would have been divorced being raised in a broken home with a parent missing, the price of property today the number of old stucks staying in jobs instead of dying etc etc.
Noah Brooks
I'm a 96'er and rode the new wave just a few years too early. Younger kids are split: half are twice as degenerate as millennials and the other half are radically reactionary.
Lincoln Hill
Thats autistic as fuck
Jace White
>'how to show up' Does this pertain to being on time? How fucking hard is it to show up somewhere at a designated time? Goddamn retards.
Anthony Morris
Most of us go through a teenage phase where we party, do drugs, always tryna fugg, but then everything in our life turns to shit so we flip and become right-wing Christian traditionalists (not perfect ones of course, but its our preference)
Wyatt Smith
Literally I used to do that all the time and a therapist said I was autistic
Eli Turner
well Boomers fucked up everything else, why is everyone so surprised they would fuck up parenting as well
Jason Ward
I think you grow up like this when you aren't beaten as a kid.
Not battered, but if your father is soft on you, you will turn out soft.
Also TVs are banned in my household.
They play with legos instead
Joseph Torres
Lol, I haven't heard about nutraceuticals in a few years.
Adam Scott
> what they need is a regular manual labor job
Holy shit are you me?
I swear not having a job fucks with you mentally. Working on the farm on shitty land -- one of the hardest jobs out there -- I went from a soft, sensitive 21 year old to a 26 year old well adjusted and social individual practicing martial arts on the side (looking to compete)
Adam King
>art class >treatment
Discarded. >read the rest That's one guaranteed way to let the shekels flow indefinitely.
What we need is a job that we can be proud of, one that isn't subsidised by the gouvernment using taxpayer's money. We don't need some dinky art classes or yoga. Meditation is something you do at home, not behind the wheel of a bulldozer.
Lincoln Clark
My brother buys his son, my nephew, legos and then he puts the sets together for him. Kid wants to be an engineer. Scary.
Asher Wilson
>tfw you know you bought to get a spanking >run to your room and put on a dozen pair of underwear >dad comes in with the belt >immediately break out in tears and scream for mercy >SWWWAAPPP >scream like you're dying >tfw mom comes to rescue you
Jaxson Thomas
>But then all the decent people waste a year of their lives there are no decent people and a year is not as long as you think it is I seem to have misplaced a decade
Angel Morales
>Suck it society, its actually the millennials and their symbolic rejection of society thats actually more mature and grown up
So then they come back groveling to society for gibs? Do you not realize that a socialist/communist welfare state is the end goal for kikes?
Robert Hughes
Nice, now im completely sure i have autism too
Jordan Hernandez
Early 20s up to 40s.
Months ago there was a thread about it where this question was asked and it turned out that most people in that thread on Sup Forums were oldfags back when closing pools due to aids was a new meme.
We grew out of the Sup Forums.
Isaac Thomas
he probably means before he came to Japan
Kevin Powell
suckers are born every minute as the old saying goes
Jackson Bailey
>yfw you realize it's not a joke >yfw you realize these faggots are going to be in charge of shit some day >yfw you realize that will be a dark, dark day unless something major happens to fix this wholly ruined and useless generation of young Americans
Isaac Perez
36, not a special snowflake, but am a loser
Nathaniel Foster
This is a scam.
Luis Lee
>mentally break you and turn you into a tool of the state Kek, sure bud. Speaking from experience it just makes you hate the military and the government.
David Gray
20 years ago you would read in the msm about how niggers would need job training because they didn't understand that you had to show up for work everyday.
Whites have been turned into niggers. Thanks jews
Jackson Turner
This is how you be a weak millennial
>grow up a single child >mother teaches you how to behave >no sports >no social life beyond online friends in video games >be obsessed with how you look >no job
Hear me out on the last one, 2011-2012 was a VERY tough time for job hunting where I lived, I tried to get one.
Miami native btw.
Adrian Butler
I wonder who could be behind this post!
Michael Russell
Are you my childhood?
Daniel Morgan
Because generations are defined by the environment they grew up in. Millennials are growing up in mixed environments, not too bad, not that great