Redpill me on Finland

What should I do and see when I go to Finland. I'll be studying and maybe working there in the summer. How are the women?

t. American with Finnish ancestry

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Get drunk and prepare for suicide

There is nothing to see here. Unlike Sweden or Norway, we do not have great natural formations or mountains. Highest peak in Finland stands only at 1,365 metres. Finland is mostly lakes, flatland and forest. Extremely flat country, like a pancake in nature.

People usually visit Tuuri kyläkauppa (big market in middle of nowhere)
There is not much else to visit

pic related is Tuuri

Jesus Christ

I have seen a talking bear when I was on vacation in Finland. I was traveling by car and stopped on a parking in the woods, next to some kind of turist center (there was a shop, a cafe, a gas station I guess) and there was this giant stuffed bear standing. When I got closer to take a photo, the bear spoke to me in Polish. You want some vodka, he asked? I said yes, and he asked me where do I come from. I said Houston, Texas. The bear switched do English. Then I saw this guy standing a few meters away from me. He was speaking to a little microphone hidden in his sleeve. Turned out there was this speaker in bear's mouth and this guy who knew a couple of languages was baiting tourists into shopping.

As long as you are not a local you will get laid.
Women are easy at first, but they are terrible for relationships. Extremely paranoid and controlling.
Go for one night stands or some FWB stuff.

Memes

Which city are you staying in?

Nothing. Stay in USA.

>He fell for the Finland meme

I love finns. Especially this one.

Oi Fins, what's the name of that meme from Ylilauta that sounds like 'splatts' then some other word?

From what I can remember it had all of these consonants in a row in the second word.

I've been looking for it for ages, god damn it.

This. Stay the fuck out

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>splöts prlrllllsshhhh :D

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Ask them. There's sure to be some autist who knows

>Alcohol is expensive as fuck here.
>The beer is pretty good though
>don't be a muslim or talk swedish
> nipples get hard in wintertime

Be careful not to get suicidal there, it happens ALOT

Thank you dearly, west Asian gentlemen.

Go camping, no deadly beasts / insects in our forests.

Happy to help the bantzmasters. May I ask where are you planning to use this masterpiece of a meme?

>What should I do there
Ryybs&narcs. Getting depressed, having suicidal thoughts and wallowing in self-pity are our national past times, so you should keep an eye out for that. Also consider alcohol and speed
>I'll be working there
Good luck finding a job that doesn't suck. Not even native Finns, let alone foreigners find a decent job. You should just settle for a job at McDonalds or handing out news papers at a street corner.
>How are the women
Bad. Either basic white bitches or white-trash. Since you're a foreigner and especially American, they will drop their panties for you fucking easily, more so than for regular Finns. Just don't tel them that you have Finnish ancestry, if you want 10/10 Blondes, because chances are that hey are partly Swedish and will consider you a Mongol

What about the siiderivalas?
He should definitely avoid them.

>Extremely flat country
Western Finn detected. East is much more uneven.

How expensive is alcohol?

Personal enjoyment unfortunately.

My fellow cunts know little about Finnish memes, but I will have a Burger friend who will possibly have a laugh.

Home of the benis.

best internet meme.

Fuck off we're full

>How expensive is alcohol?
Very.
A 16 ounce bottle of standard vodka is like $15.

Very. Just check the prices from the government's socialist monopoly booze store's site. It's the only store where you can buy vodka and other strong liquors
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don't fucking come this place is dark and full of sadness

you are a mongol

Oooh Muh Herrituge!

Just tell everyone you meet about it and they will treat you like the second coming.

youtube.com/watch?v=oGT7_pMxh64

knowyourmeme.com/memes/lors-lara

This is just what (((they))) want you to believe about ourselves. We are the true rulers of this planet!

stop lying, it gets dark after 3pm right now, this burger would die from the depression

American: "dude look a castle!" . "We was knight n sheit"

What do Finnish women think about Spaniards?
>se tunne kun et ole suomalainen tyttöystävä
miksi jota elää

>miksi jota elää
hang the life out of yourself we don't want black curly haired mongrels in our streets

It is the lack of light which makes us strong; We have to be a source of light for ourselves and those around us. We are the bringers of light.

>>se tunne kun et ole suomalainen tyttöystävä
>That feeling when you are not a Finnish girlfriend
K.

>source of light
everyone's fucking miserable and no one wants to even talk to you

>>se tunne kun et ole suomalainen tyttöystävä
>miksi jota elää
"the feel when you're not finnish girlfriend
"why for live"
Alright

I guess they find you exotic, because you look Arabic or darker than Finns. Make sure you have a tan, chest hair and a playlist/cd with spanish guitar music and i guess picking them up will be as easy as taking a shit

REE I am trying

if you come, enjoy the anti-social society where people avoid you that's how we are

Hows Tampere? Especially the technological university of Tampere

It's like Helsinki but without the niggers

Don't be put off when people don't talk to you. I know American people are way more into small talk and might find silence more or less awkward or feel left out, most likely we just don't have anything really meaningful to say at that moment and keeping the conversation going just for the sake of conversation feels weird.

In the summer the days are long and sun doesn't seem to set at all. Some people visiting the country find it weird and have trouble sleeping.

You can tip if you want but it's not really required by any means.

This is a largely a self-service country. No baggers in the markets, most bars don't serve booze on the table and such.

Also the booze in the restaurants is not cheap so it's common for people to start the drinking at home before hitting the nightlife.

Fucking hell, can't dispute that with added 1 meter personal space. Guess we bring light by forcing people to be with their own thoughts.

all that time with your own thoughts is the source of quality finnish memes

Finland is full.. Of sadness, memes, booze and weed.

We have enough niggers. Here are facilities run by the Ministry of Interior that accommodates arriving refugees and asylum seekers in Tampere.

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Yes we have shitload of politicians that are part of this business called humanitarian aid.

Its a good uni, seriously.
Also Hervanta is the best.

I have to go through a selection process for reasons I want to go to tampere, any suggestions? Like ice fishing and hiking? Good university? Traditions?

And that is how we illuminate the world! Through quality memes & genes!

This might be the most depressing thread ever.

>This might be the most depressing thread ever.
Redpilling on Finland was successful, then.

We try our best not to be likeable to other people, but those put in the effort and get to know us are in for some amazing time. Especially in a university environment

Drink beer in a park, by a river or a beach with hundreds of other happy people (it's summer the finn becomes a happy and sociable animal), maybe play some Mölkky or petanque, then proceed to party 'till 5am, see the sunrise.

Go to a cottage with friends, get drunk, go to sauna, jump into a lake, enjoy the scenery, quietness, the fact that there's really nothing else to do. Preferably do this in midsommer and have a massive bonfire.
-Go to lapland, see the nightless night, go fishing in the vast wilderness.
-Attend to kaljakellunta (google it)
-If you are by the sea, try to hook up with someone who has an access to a boar (preferably a sailing crew) and have them take you to an island or something to have a barbeque or whatever.
-Try some watersports (some people have a boat+skis at their cottage but you can also go wakeboarding in a lake with a cable or rent a jetski to go around with for a day or to.
-Learn to play Pesäpallo en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pesäpallo or if you have played some sport f.ex. american football at some point see if you can hook up with a local team, join them for the summer and have a blast touring with them (sports teams have pretty malignant parties).

etc. etc.

The first and only tradition which the local students are going to show you is the excessive use of alcohol. Really. There are no traditions among stundents other than various ways to get completely wasted and still manage to study.

Now you're beginning to understand why I spend the days in my bed, leaning on a pillow propped against a wall so I can half sit comfortably while refreshing the same few webpages every few minutes in the hopes of finding novel and barely entertaining content for no other reason than to make the days pass faster because there's absolutely nothing else to do as an unemployed NEET during the Finnish winter and you're too depressed in the summer to do anything else.

Ok what the fuck, that IS depressing.
Get a fucking friend atleast, Jesus.

>Get a friend
You're talking to a Finnish guy.

All these politicians need to be executed for their treason against our people.
Anyone that pushes for refugee acceptance, multiculturalism, or globalism, is a fucking traitor that needs to die.

I know that feeling m8.

I live in a small city of 40k, from which most move away after high school to study and work elsewhere. Of my former friends I have only one left here and he is equally shut in as I am.

It's difficult to comprehend how to make new friends outside of employment or social hobbies.

>NEET
kill yourself already mong

Many years into it, my dear discount Finn.

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This thread
Now you know why most of us are either autistic or depressed. You have Been succesfully redpilled

Well this thread is depressing as fuck.

Maybe if you had a little more multi-culturalism, Finland would be a bit more tolerable.

Am I right Gentlemen?

Go to Tampere and visit the Vapriikki museum. They've got an exhibition about the civil war and leftists getting BTFO

Fuck off Achmed kill yourself

Perhaps in a multicultural Finland at least somebody would bother to give me a couple of fatal stabs.

We think you're cool, but only if you like pic related or Serrano's

I fucking adore the fact that this place is depressing, cold and dark.
Because so far it keeps the majority of the worthless smelly shitskins out.
I love the culture where personal space is respected. I love the smaller cities where you can walk on the main streets without seeing a single individual. I love it how people dont start talking to each other in public transport.

I fucking hate the bustling metropolises of other countries where you choke on the amount of people.

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Don't know about rest of Finnish peeps, I dont go out alot, but I actually love that we are generally introverted. I hate people already, and Finland is the best place for guys like me to live in.

Mongol version of Poland, just with less nationalism and more autism. And more snow. And more depression.
Yeah, that should be it.

wow thats amazing

paska kauppa. Täynnä turhaa paska romua.

So Finland is basically /r9k: The Country?

How do you guys know about Aqui no hay quien viva?

The equivalent of BBC used to air it through the summer for like 2-3 years in a row. Too bad the DVD box sets for it are rare as fuck and probably don't have even english subs.

I unironically like it. Its funny and there's tons of fanservice

Yes. Even our normalfags can be autistic as fuck sometimes

Just make sure to tell people you like Finland and you'll be kosher

In the winter, I get depressed and anxious. It is -2-3C outside and it gets dark at 16:00.

I honestly think I would die if it was -20-30C outside and got dark at 14:00.

Do people become normal in the summer?

Defnime normal. People just drink outside instead of inside.

normal = more social, less anxious and depressed.

Also, do people just drink by themselves? It sounds like nobody has any friends.

Infested with Communistic idealistic delusional cock mongering hipsters.

Well, in a general sense yeah.

Isn't drinking alone normal over there? I think all intoxicants are more fun by yourself.

More and less. Most of the youth are living social life, because their parents tell them to go outside. What they truly want is to meet their friends for a while and go back home to wallow in self-pity.
I've been living alone now years, haven't had human interaction for years, if you count out my work mates.

Thats Finland if when you get old enough.

i just opened the bulgarian job portal and there are adverts for workers in construction, stop lying that there are no jobs in Funland

Mate, I was training calisthenics in -10C at 23:00 in the night last week. And let me tell you something - the more time you spend in the cold, the more you adapt to it.
Vitamin C helps a lot, though. And shark fat.

>Also, do people just drink by themselves? It sounds like nobody has any friends.
Kalsarikännit are the best thing you can do on a friday night. Nothing like shitposting and drinking beer

This. My father (born in -65) went through some kind of secret communist education in elementary school and their class was only told about it a couple of years ago.

nah, I honestly can't remember the last time I had a drink by myself. Even if I did, I would just get bored and walk around the corner to the pub or friends house.

Anybody who drinks by themselves a lot is seen as an alcoholic.

I liek finland

wtf... i drink alone all the time. I really dont understand why it's so shunned

Thats what I do, and always have been doing. Drinking at the moment. Alone. In my 38 square meter apartment.

Going outside wouldn't even cross my mind.

Why don't you Just stay on your shithole and not come here If you dont like us? We dont need More shitskins

>I've been living alone now years, haven't had human interaction for years, if you count out my work mates.
>Thats Finland if when you get old enough.

How old are you? I'm 25 and pretty sure I'm heading down the same path as you. At this point it should still be avoidable but on the other hand it's hard to give a fuck.

>Anybody who drinks by themselves a lot is seen as an alcoholic.

This is fundamentally perplexing, although similar attitude is prevalent here too. I mostly do stupid stuff I regret later when I drink around people. When drunk alone I can be as much of an ass as I want, at most I offend someone online.