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MUMMY!

Spell it correctly so my filters remove it with the rest of the shitposts.

:3

mummzooooorrrrrr

tahts carton mummy

Youre a perv that hates his lust for his mother. You want us to tell you how we would fuck her.

NO!!! We would NOT fuck her!


We would help her make you clean your room, get a job and talk to real girls.

wut

This is now a fuckingmachines thread

um no its not

Yes it is

NO taht is dirty and disrespectful to ledys body

They like it more than anything a human meatbag has ever done to them

Never understood the hype.

I mean, she's not ugly but that's all

*sniff sniff*

yes quite so my dear very pungent mmmm

MUMMY MUMMY

BABBY WANT MILKY

muh strong qt military femdom

stop postign
i want suckle to

>she will never force you to wake up early for church

No

Is that Lena Dunham before she got fat?

Yuck.

no its my mummy

I hope he keeps finding new variations to continue annoying faggots like you.

mummyyy prety

are those the romanovs? are they like gods in russia or something? i know they were canonized and are saints.

Mummy very cute!

I read that you specified in a thread made yesterday that you wanted to join the Russian Army? I surprised that you speak Russian, even though it's a bit broken. Tell me, daragoy, what is your plan? How will you become a Russkie Soldat?

specifically, how many push ups and chin ups can you do? And how fast do you run/sprint 3 km?

They are venerated as saints because commie pigs slaughtered them

Natalia has a fetish regarding the Romanovs. I wouldn't be surprised if it is the only saint she venerates and has icons of.

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no but mum lik them a lot
shutup smely poofac
is easy to hand in form but hard to liv in rusian speking area and find a job wich is waht i need to do to perfect my rusian so i can join ground forces

its dilema
i do 50 push up

dont do chin up becos i dont hav the bar

rude

Icon she is carrying is St. John (the Wonderworker) of Shanghai and San Francisco

Jesus, that projection. Why you so filled with anger and hate?

Thats a nice mummer

A chin-up bar is pretty cheap and can be mounted on the sides of a door entrance. You should buy one. You also need to test how far and quick you can run, with 3 KM in 14 minutes being the minimum here in Norway, though it is probably tougher in Russia. Also 50 Push ups is a little hard to believe for a guy like you, sorry. But if you can do 50 push ups then doing 15 to 20 chin ups shouldn't be difficult

You Orthodox Christian American?

I wanted to convert for some time and studied it but I never went through with it.

fuck you Amir, you wouldn't understand
now go back to Sfax and stay there forever.

>mummo

you should. Talk to a Russian priest and he will treat you like his own child and help you convert. Speaking Russian is pretty important too if you want to understand what they say when in Communion

Closest church to me is OCA and uses English, thankfully. There is a ROCOR church in my state but it is too far away.

its tru tho i do 50 push ups, but 40 is easyer to do in 1 minut

im 5'9 (but mummy ses im goign to grow up and be tal lik my cousin) and only wiegh 55kg so push up easy i only started 2 month ago and then i culd barely do 10

also i dont kno about chin up bar

Good one.

Mommy hummmmmm

Do you drive? If not, contacting the Priests of the ROCOR will help. You need to visit at least once a month. The icon shop should cover your needs, though it is expensive. There are also books the church will give you in order to prepare and maybe some pamphlets at the start like they did with me. You should go through with it, it will be worth it.

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We dont do pull ups in the army, the main training is pull up and a backflip. 10-15 of those must be ok I guess. Google пoдъeм пepeвopoтoм.

It's like 50 miles away. OCA is a bit closer. There are also some Greek churches but I don't want to attend one of those if I can help it. I've heard some bad things. I'll think about getting in contact with one of them. Thanks for the advice, man.

Hmmm, not much you can do with your height.... Bit weighing only 55KG can't be good? If you're really serious about joining the Russian Army then you should complete some sort of military service in Britain first and eat more meat and exercise more. Just get a chin up bar and some 15 KG dumbbells (7.5kg on each arm).

Why is mummy so smuggy?

God damn it i want Natalia in my arms NOW

Cum to mummy!

okey so im prety safe how far do u hav to run?

>backflip
wtf
>complete some sort of military service in Britain
never
>eat more meat and exercise more
i alredy do

fast metabolism u kno, it wil slow down in few yers, i wil be biger wen im 20 or something and tahts wen il probably enlist
>15 KG dumbbells
hmm maybe
shes my mumy u cant hav

>your mummy

There's a kike Posting porn on this thread, the kike never changes

Try running with a heavy backpack.

And every single time I see those webms, guess who's posting them?

Found the kike

This. My ultimate goal in life is to suckle upon some tig ol bitties like a newborn baby child.

kindly fuck off greatest ally

Why not enlist in some basic training in Britain first? In Norway, it is sort of obligatory to complete Session part 2 when you're 18 (unless you don't qualify or don't want to).

Standards are thus:
>Minimum 4 chin ups
>Minimum 14 min in to run 3km
>Jump 210cm while standing still
>throwing big metal ball 4 meters or something.

And you should get the dumbbells or maybe a subscription to a gym

>Natalia will never spank you and then make you like her shoes clean

literally who?

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she's probably the submissive one

(.)

O
something something guy
no i hate britain

i was in cadets also but dont think it mak a diference
MUMMY
i remember guy on 2ch mad taht one

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we need a final solution
>kikes
>kikes never change

If you were a cadet then that's very good. Just need some proof of you actually being one and you have some more opportunities opened up

DELET THIS

Also why mummy speaks differently from other Ruskies

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
this is fake mummie
i wos lik 14

FAAAKEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
DELETEEEEEE

>being a cadet at age 14
You were no fucking cadet you piece of human trash. Private Mummyguy have dishonored not only himself, but this whole imageboard. Fuck you

mummy has ukrainien acent

I need sauce on this one

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This is now a Bogdanov thread

BOGDA BOGDA BOGDANOV!!

u stupit look up british ACF befor u sey stupit shit
my prety mummy

test

what the fuck happened to her

jesus christ

"Grichka, launch the nukes and initiate plan B"

sauce?

wat nothign

RT i think

Do we want to get into being beaten unconscious and permanently loosing partial control of the muscles in her face for prosecuting a Russian mob boss?

wtf is this shit?

Need more hq pictures to use as a wallpaper please lads

Bogdanov brothers, bitch

The rulers of the World, nigger

I meant those "leaked" one featuring BBC than the interview.

Was there ever an /hr/ Natalia thread?

I would love to kick her off the ceiling.

aussie or leaf`?

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>daggerday

>being 40 with kids
>soon to be a double christmas cake
>single mother