ITT: We use meme magic to annex Canada

We got the power boys, we are meme fucking wizards.

Let's use our power to have the Leaf BTFO-d for eternity.

Remember all the butthurt liberal tears when Trump won?
Imagine that times 100 million if canadians had to become Americans.
Autistic screeching would deafen you.
Suicide rates would spike
Some inbred hicks would get their hunting rifles and try some limp wristed "uprising"

canada is the most hated country on this board and literally in the world.

They also took bribes to shill Hillary to canadians and talked shit about Trump. He's going to fuck them up. HARD.

Let's help.


>inb4 leaf flag, wtf? I was born in canada, parents from Europe, raised on American food and culture. Im literally American despite the stupid line which makes me a "canadian"

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We will wait until the Winter
and Strike during snow

Burgers freeze their buns off
In the Canadian arctic cold

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Keep imaging canada could stand a chance

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>being this bad in geopolitics

If Canada is Annexed, Russia will claim Alaska

screenshot this

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You're some idiot on the internet.
You're not connected to anyone in geopolitics.
You have no idea what any world leader actually thinks.
You're literally 1 retard on the internet giving an opinion.
>disregarded

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And youre an unemployed wanna-be Burger

Just go hop the Border, pedro

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canadian internet shill with a digits script

Sooorrrr-eeeee faggot, but canada won't exist soon.

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Pedro, I hear they're giving out welfare in the US and its better than Canada.

You better go. Its your only chance for a better life.

Do you know how much welders make in America??
Triple what a broke canadian company can afford to pay.
Also in USD which is worth 17cents more per dollar can canadian money.

I would love to live in America, make American money and actually have a good quality of living.

Instead, people in canada on the internet, tell me to get a job, when all the companies have left.

I know you have job to harass people online but not everyone is so privileged to have such a position.

So leave?

I'm staying to improve my country.

Typical Mexican.

Why would a Mexican skip America to get to canada, then go to America??

Isn't canada better than America?

How does demoralizing and insulting your fellow countrymen "help canada" ?

The more I have to interact with you, the less I want to do for canada. Or stay in canada.

You're doing a bad job if you think you're helping canada.
You're doing the opposite.

You're turning your own people against your country and many other from all over the world are reading this and will avoid canada in the future.

Think about the big picture.

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I have two sides:

I can be a sensible leafposter with arugments

and I can be a sensationlist troll

You triggered the latter with your inane retardedness. I don;t care if you;re a leaf, you're acting like a Mexican, hopping borders instead of staying to improve your country.

I don't have any more time for you, I have to pay for your internet bill.

Good day.

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LOL
I Know you don't have "any more time for me"
I've started several anti-canada threads and you are working furiously on all of them.

More and more people are figuring out you're a paid shill.

I'm screen capping your response as a confession.

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I have a whole folder of Sup Forums produced Anti-canada propaganda I amassed over just a few months.
You people are truly hated in the world

>put a canada flag on your backpack when you go travelling is a bad idea because of people like you.

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You're on Disqus as "Angry Old White Guy" right??
The guy who always has charts, polls, graphs and stats ready for every anti-liberal post that appears there.

That you??

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This is now a anti-canada propaganda pic dump thread.

Help yourself. Please spread and ejoy.

If you meet a canadian traveler in your country, make sure to be extremely rude to them, rob them and beat them up.
They deserve it. They will do nothing but compare your country to canada and tell you how canada is better while a guest in your country.

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I'm newfag, but not going anywhere. The first time I saw the anti-canada hate on this board, I knew I was home.
I'm like half-way through my anti-canada folder

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This thread is SAD!

Leave the leafs alone. They aren't the best but they are nice and corteuous people.

LOL
Fags in some government building in Ottawa are crying their eyes out cause the world hates canada.

They probably also have some military division to decipher to meme

>what does this mean Gord?
>I know Jim, it doesn't make sense
>People don't like Canada, I don't get it
>We called them names, we told them we are better than them, why don't they like us?

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>video game quantum programmed by Justine herself

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