I wish I was a burger

I wish I was a burger...

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Move down here then

Sorry I don't have that fetish.

>not Portillos

come down to Illinois, you don't even realize what you're missing

the cheese isnt even melted

well a Burger is someone who immigrated to the USA.

How?

life is good OP
can't wait to be reborn is the everlasting flame of nuclear holocaust with russia

The same way Mexican get in except from the north

Good ol' butter burger. A burger soaked in butter is how it was meant to be.

step 1:Have a skill, or diploma that is in demand
Step 2:contact USA immigration authorities
step 3:find a job
step 4: find a place to stay
then start the process of naturalization.

buy a compass
hint: south

>ywn be a burger

What is U.S lacking atm?

Maple Syrup technicians

Cops that are as friendly as a Canadian, and deadly as american cops.

bull preppers

canadian cops are not friendly

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>tfw you just finished eating portillos

this

why?
So you could get shot and planed by mudslimes?
kek, it's better worth being a leaf cuck

>portillos
>burger
Nah, their go-to has gotta be the ital beef

You have to post this shit when I'm trying to unfuck my body after Christmas. Fuck you bastards.

Culver's is fucking nasty though. Even Sonic is better than they are.

but le amberger no?

I was saying canadians are friendly. In general. No idea about their cops, only ever met border dudes, and they were nice.

Search whatever job you want do do on the Bureau Of Labor Statistics.
it shows job growth, or job decline

I wish we had all these fancy buger places. all we have is Mcdicks, Burger King, A&W, Dairy Queen, Wendy's and Harvey's.

Portillos uses shit store bought frozen patties.

Just don't unfuck your body its the american way

What states are good?
>low crime
>decent sized population (not montana or Cali)
>decent weather
>Less government interference

The best things in life come in two buns and melted cheese.

Dieticians

I often here New Hampshire and Vermont are good states.

We're connoisseurs of burgers bud and man I haven't had a burger of that style in about 8 years. Damn I need to eat more bad food again.

This seriously reminds me of this old hole I went to in the desert in Nevada.

That makes me salivate, user

Whites.

kek

>has restaurant chain called New York Fries
>not a single franchise in the United States

What exactly makes a French Fry New York style? I don't get it...

At least you faggots have Nandos in some cities.

Fuck off Illinois. No one likes you and Culver's is better than you'll ever be.

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Northwest Indiana here. I enjoy the luxury of both Portillo's and Culvers, as well as Rally's.

NY Fries is shit and burnt. Only white trash buys it. I've never heard of Nandos though

Chitown represent

who here /downers grove/??

ANIMAL STYLE/10

Someone vomited on your fries my man.

Kopp's is the way to go here in wisconsin. I just like Culver's for their cheese curds.

Well, there's ... and then there is .... and well ...uh.....

Shit. Maybe Utah or New Mexico? Or maybe Arkansas.

As you know, anywhere in the Great Lakes is JUST Canada +3C. And south of Kentucky you start to get lots of african americans. Missouri is OK, I guess, if you like meth labs and trailer parks.

Jeez, this is hard for someone who wants to live around other people and yet have less government.

Me? I'm moving to Idaho.

Florida has portillos. one just opened up near me. havent gone there yet tho because it looks like ass
ALSO
>going to culvers
>not getting cheese curds

>curly fries
>shit looking beef
>nothing inside except cheese
>shit on top of a shitty looking bun

-12/10 Literally the worst burger I've ever seen.

hnnnggg...

I wish I were a carrot

Foreskins

Maybe one day they'll implement leafs into burgers.

Is that chipotle ranch on your fries?

>probably eastfag
>dissing animal style fries.

It's called animal style fries my friend. It's really tastu

Those are crinkles not curlies you stupid chink

Had it in Ealing (London) first, then in Vancouver while there on business. I travel a lot for work. It's a Portuguese chicken restaurant.

What the fuck, that sauce on the fries looks disgusting.

How's the sunlight Aleksandr?

>eat a burger for dinner
>proceed to go on 4chinz
>first bread on the first page
What did kek mean by this?

ew

Get work or study visa. Visa expires. Overstay welcome.

Florida's pretty nice, though I'm not sure you can even handle the heat since you're a leaf
in summer within 20 seconds of doing nothing and you will sweat. but Florida is high in population
I'd say to look at the states in the north, mid--west

Home of White Castle's and Wendy's reporting in.

Why did Hardees / Carl's Jr pull out of Ohio? Sad.

>Russian dressing on potatoes

thin people?

oregon is good and weed is legal.

That cheese is shit-tier Kraft sliced american.
No tomato?
Burger I am disapoint

makes me want a fucking burger, but I've been alternating between having fever dreams and shitting my guts out for the last 3 days
honestly surprised I haven't shriveled up and died of dehydration yet
might've been better that way

Also, the Panhandle has more whites than Central and South Florida.

>yuropoor knowing anything about American food

Smh desu senpai

Ha

No
>pic related

Yebbut - lots of gubermint. East of the Cascades is ood, but you still have Salem and Portland always looking over your shoulder.

I really want some In N Out now.

Fug fap fap fap.

Stick to your snails and horse meat, Pepe Le Pew.

Jesus christ, I want that so bad

my escape plan has always been oregon

>mfw when i live right within 5 miles of both culver's and portillo's
>both are shit and i'm not a fat fuck

What's the point of Ketchup when you already have the "secret sauce" on the fires?

Tampa area right? Saw an old ass brick building in the middle of a newer suburban plaza and had to double take.

Looks like restaurant quality food but with a drive thru which is intriguing.

youtube.com/watch?v=XNHm4u4Ssr0
They truly are the apex culinary achievement.

i just ruptured my colon looking at that one

feels good doesn't it user?

>Why do you put mustard on hamburgers when you already have ketchup?
Cause it's fucking good leaf

Culvers is fucking GOAT, way better than IN-n-Out burger.

The degeneracy & faggotry is rampant this side of the border. Too much freedom.

why is the pickle on top?

>leaving out the best one
youtube.com/watch?v=OzfNrkJ-3mE

I recommend that you go, they do a really good job with their food.

>tfw a Culver's is coming too Colorado but my city is trying to block them on a road near me

Greatest country in the world.
Only cost $19.76.

Culver's is good enough. It's a midwest chain, but they can do good stuff. Always better than BK, McD's, Wendy's,...

Gotta throw a shout out to Thurman's in Columbus, OH. Don't be proud. Just fucking eat.

>undercooked ground beef
this ain't a steak
unsafe and no pride from raw ground beef in this age

r8 my patatoes (not calling it "fries"...)