>It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country
>Because you'd be in jail
Was there a more hilarious burn by Trump in the entirety of the election? I've never laugh so hard in my life and I don't think anything he's done could top this.
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>my mother is the strongest woman I know
>she should be running
it was like it was scripted
That was the moment I finally recognized that Trump had balls of steel
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>Only Rosie O'Donnell
Some of the sickest bantz in political history.
I enjoyed the liberal butthurt due to trump winning but the pro-kike attitude and lies about locking shillary up are deeply concerning.
I think that's politics.
Can't always get what you want.
insisting on prosecuting her before becoming president would make it more difficult if he really wants to lock her up
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was pretty funny too tbqh
>that crowd at a political debate
>"thank you"
most epic time to be alive kek
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Vid related was amazing
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It was central to his campaign. He backed down and it's not unreasonable to expect him to back down on other things.
That was one of his best burns, ya. Then there was the one where he said he wouldn't do all that stuff to her. MEGA BURN!
It's 5d chess you tards
>Trump still hammers on "Lock her up" during Obama's lame duck period
>Obama orders the DOJ to charge her with everything Trump will charge her with after he is president
>Obama pardons her
>Trump now can't do shit to her
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This probably beats it. This is Trump UNLEASHED.
Ironic how Trumps closing song for his rallies is The Rolling Stones' "you can't always get what you want"
>Was there a more hilarious burn by Trump in the entirety of the election
How about
>America first!
>Jk Israel first
>Oh I'm sorry about that
this man has no chill
We literally have the funniest and wittiest president probably in history.
It was a great burn at the time. Now that he has gone back on it, saying he won't try to jail her, I just get said every time I hear it.
Holy shit.
>tfw witnessed this entire campaign on Sup Forums
Trump is a good man.
It's really not
One of the most underrated ones was when he told Randlet he wouldn't insult his looks but there's lots of subject matter if he was going to
We should have infiltrated the AMA to ask what Barron's endgame is.
I didn't catch that. That's rich.
there was pic related
>kikes are still at it
Too bad that was just a chant.
>3:15
this segment is comedy gold.
>I bumped into Hillary Clinton in the halls and she said, "Pardon me".
Shit, I forgot about that.
Oh my fucking god
>That hint of a smile right before he says it.
It's hard to spot because of how much his mouth moves as he enunciates, but it's there. He knew it was good.
Jesus fuck. That's my new favorite trump tweet (*just* overtaking "what about those 33000 deleted emails?)
The weiner perv
>he won't try to jail her
he won't, but the DOJ can do whatever it wants withe whatever evidence it has
Holy fuck is that a real tweet? No fucking way.
If I remember right he had two replies to that. The first one was something really corny and bad. Second one was hilarious.
Of course Trump won't jail her. That's Jeff Sessions' job.
My favorite was during one of his rallies when he truly wasn't giving a fuck
>look CNN just shut off their camera
>it's okay, nobody watches them anyway
>5:10
>Oh Don, you're being controversial. You're talking about illegal immigration
>I said, "IT'S ILLEGAL!"
Mother fucker, that killed me so much harder than it should have.
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Brutal
The best. Believe me, I would know.
>You have poor temperament.
>HURR LOCK UP MY POLITICAL RIVALS!
Yeah, real sick burn.
You lost, Pedro. Time to go home.
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The very end of the clip, but the whole diatribe against them is great too
>Because you'd be in jail
And then
>that sounds great before the election
I swear, this is a nation of sheep, thinking he was actually gonna go after the establishment.
MY SIDES, GONE!
Global domination for ethnoslavs.
The CTR in this thread are pathetic. Not only do they not realize how late to the game they are they also are parroting the same comebacks from months ago. Sad!
This is one of my favs.
>I don't think anything he's done could top this.
Hes a natural born Boss never underestimate him.
@ 11:20
>is that Hillary? She wants to find out how do you get those big crowds. Say hi to Bill for me.
I am so fucking happy this man is our president
That may be the worst joke timing I've ever seen
I actually yelled really loud when he said this because laughing couldn't release enough energy.
>meeh... Hillary is so... Corrupt...
That dinner was when the gloves were officially off. It was politics aside and bantz only.
Its over, you lost. Back to LeReddit.
Fuck me. HAHAHAHA
its extra funny now that he admits "that plays well before the election, but we dont care now" and wont be doing anything to her
It is though. We were spoiled with Obama white House correspondents dinners and now we have to deal with someone who can't read a room or know which line he's reading is the punchline
This
>"you're a tough guy Jeb"
>audience laughs
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these exchanges were the GOAT of all time
Holy shit
because they weren't jokes.
Didn't Scott Adams write an article about how genius this was?
It was so fucking sick.
Prokike shit is disturbing although I think he is just playing nice with Hillary until he's in power
so fucking brutal!!!
I don't know but I was thinking about that myself. Any other politician would be stuttering, sweating, apologizing, trying to weasel their way out, and end up fucking their campaign.
This fucking guy smiles to himself, adjusts the mic, leans in and pulls off a witty response. It totally distracts/wins over the crowd and gets Megan Kelly trying to go for the kill to sit there in defeated silence. Brutal.
Goddamn
Sit back, grab a beer, an enjoy all of this.
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Jailing your former political opponent is too 3rd world to ever happen. The farthers it can go is a presidential pardon, issued by DJT himself.
Somebody who read the entire fucking country well enough to beat the GOP's nemesis can read a room.
That was very pleasant
HAHAHA HE LIED TO ME SO BASED I HATE MYSELF THATS WHY THIS MORE FONNI THAN ANYTHING ELSE EVER AHAHAHA
>USA elects unfit president because sick burns, bantz
yes. yes we are that retarded
its not working hours, and the election is over. are you doing it sans gratias?
The moment Trump earned my vote.
It was the moment I had been waiting for since the very beginning.
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He says it at around the :30 mark in the video.
Its not Trump's job to press charges against her in the first place, there are other people to whom that duty belongs
All he has to do when the time comes, if it comes, is not pardon her