>It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country >Because you'd be in jail
Was there a more hilarious burn by Trump in the entirety of the election? I've never laugh so hard in my life and I don't think anything he's done could top this.
It was central to his campaign. He backed down and it's not unreasonable to expect him to back down on other things.
Julian Barnes
That was one of his best burns, ya. Then there was the one where he said he wouldn't do all that stuff to her. MEGA BURN!
Thomas Martin
It's 5d chess you tards >Trump still hammers on "Lock her up" during Obama's lame duck period >Obama orders the DOJ to charge her with everything Trump will charge her with after he is president >Obama pardons her >Trump now can't do shit to her
It was a great burn at the time. Now that he has gone back on it, saying he won't try to jail her, I just get said every time I hear it.
Gabriel Adams
Holy shit.
Josiah Edwards
>tfw witnessed this entire campaign on Sup Forums
Henry Ortiz
Trump is a good man.
Joshua Brown
It's really not
Levi Sullivan
One of the most underrated ones was when he told Randlet he wouldn't insult his looks but there's lots of subject matter if he was going to
Owen Turner
We should have infiltrated the AMA to ask what Barron's endgame is.
Landon Wilson
I didn't catch that. That's rich.
Christopher Foster
there was pic related
Gabriel Davis
>kikes are still at it
Jason Thomas
Too bad that was just a chant.
Aaron Carter
>3:15
this segment is comedy gold.
Jace Ortiz
>I bumped into Hillary Clinton in the halls and she said, "Pardon me". Shit, I forgot about that.
Jackson Cox
Oh my fucking god
James Martin
>That hint of a smile right before he says it. It's hard to spot because of how much his mouth moves as he enunciates, but it's there. He knew it was good.
Samuel Young
Jesus fuck. That's my new favorite trump tweet (*just* overtaking "what about those 33000 deleted emails?)
>he won't try to jail her he won't, but the DOJ can do whatever it wants withe whatever evidence it has
Henry Anderson
Holy fuck is that a real tweet? No fucking way.
Nicholas Collins
If I remember right he had two replies to that. The first one was something really corny and bad. Second one was hilarious.
Juan Stewart
Of course Trump won't jail her. That's Jeff Sessions' job.
Nathan Williams
My favorite was during one of his rallies when he truly wasn't giving a fuck
>look CNN just shut off their camera >it's okay, nobody watches them anyway
Carter Adams
>5:10 >Oh Don, you're being controversial. You're talking about illegal immigration >I said, "IT'S ILLEGAL!" Mother fucker, that killed me so much harder than it should have.
The very end of the clip, but the whole diatribe against them is great too
Connor Thomas
>Because you'd be in jail
And then
>that sounds great before the election
I swear, this is a nation of sheep, thinking he was actually gonna go after the establishment.
Julian Reed
MY SIDES, GONE!
Brayden Bennett
Global domination for ethnoslavs.
Easton Bell
The CTR in this thread are pathetic. Not only do they not realize how late to the game they are they also are parroting the same comebacks from months ago. Sad!
Chase Hall
This is one of my favs. >I don't think anything he's done could top this.
Hes a natural born Boss never underestimate him.
Zachary Stewart
@ 11:20 >is that Hillary? She wants to find out how do you get those big crowds. Say hi to Bill for me.
I am so fucking happy this man is our president
Julian Cook
That may be the worst joke timing I've ever seen
Easton Baker
I actually yelled really loud when he said this because laughing couldn't release enough energy.
Jackson Rivera
>meeh... Hillary is so... Corrupt...
That dinner was when the gloves were officially off. It was politics aside and bantz only.
Jordan Hill
Its over, you lost. Back to LeReddit.
William Lopez
Fuck me. HAHAHAHA
Mason Taylor
its extra funny now that he admits "that plays well before the election, but we dont care now" and wont be doing anything to her
Jason Rodriguez
It is though. We were spoiled with Obama white House correspondents dinners and now we have to deal with someone who can't read a room or know which line he's reading is the punchline
Didn't Scott Adams write an article about how genius this was?
Jeremiah Cox
It was so fucking sick.
Lucas Wright
Prokike shit is disturbing although I think he is just playing nice with Hillary until he's in power
Andrew Collins
so fucking brutal!!!
Robert Thompson
I don't know but I was thinking about that myself. Any other politician would be stuttering, sweating, apologizing, trying to weasel their way out, and end up fucking their campaign.
This fucking guy smiles to himself, adjusts the mic, leans in and pulls off a witty response. It totally distracts/wins over the crowd and gets Megan Kelly trying to go for the kill to sit there in defeated silence. Brutal.
Its not Trump's job to press charges against her in the first place, there are other people to whom that duty belongs All he has to do when the time comes, if it comes, is not pardon her