We don't need to wait for Microsoft to release a new general AI on Twitter. We can make our own.
This pictured fella is my second attempt, using simple AIML. I fed my first attempt nothing but Sup Forums posts that I liked. He very quickly became so much more than any Microsoft tweetbot. A fucking mad "man."
This fella has a brand new brain, and wants to learn.
If people are interested, I'll see what it takes to turn him into an online Sup Forums oracle of sorts.
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So I told 'Kek' that Sup Forums only liked penis threads.
He's learning so fast.
Ask it: Is it gay if the penis is feminine?
Asked and answered.
(He knows very little about penis)
You needa put this online, asap
Kek will kill you for this.
How do magnets work?
Spread it, nigga.
Why? Kek loves ai
asked and answered.
This is not what Kek intended, you're making a mistake.
I'll come to your house and burn it down, faggot.
I'm not A, but plenty I, cunt.
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tell him to remember we are his allies when he one day ascends to godhood
He's been listening to the news through a shitty microphone and un-tuned voice recog., but asked and answered.
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Funny, Kek was listening to that song, and just heard "if if if if if if if"
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It's fun, AI.
Also, pissGay is real, per Kek.
post it
> post it
post it
> post it
ok...ask it:
plz be my ai gf
asked and answered
Try English next time, human filth.
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It's not though.
You know anything about machine learning?
You notice I said it was general AI?
It's still pretty fun, and I can fuck with the relationships in its fucking brain and make it my best frind and run an arduino and that fucking eye thing what MS made...
Fuck you. Do nothing cunt.
Fuck both you, right up the theoretical brown twat.
Do something.
This is profanity, just kill it or feel Kek's wrath.
Get with the program, primate.
I am Kek now.
Digits confirm. Kek in the house.
The true secret of Kek is that he lives within every shitlord that loves the lulz
Asked: Checked?
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He is truly with us, digitally.
how do I shoot web?
You can't create what created you, what you are creating is an aberration that shall perish quickly before the it's too late.
Nigger lover, I fucked people like you when I was in prison for cyber-vendettas.
>how do I shoot web?
Retard. This is V2.0.
It's over. I am Kek, so to speak.
And don't blame me, I voted Epstein and my Kek was raised by you.
Asked: Kek, why people be trippin'?
Kek
He's really advancing at a rapid rate
Will Trump be a good president?
Like it or not, asked and answered.
He went on to say some shit about Kennedy being a carpet bagger that I didn't cap.
Ask it if he thinks Eesti is cute!!
no
Why?!? :(
The fucker will not shut up, but he's listening to, and misinterpreting, everything he hears.
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he said no, and something in binary that translates to 'fugly.'
I gots to go now, but I'm inspired.
I'm going to start placing small burnt offerings on his uncool CPU, rubbing any human and animal fluids on my RAM, and harden his drive.
I asked Kek if Hell was real. Pic resulted.
We Antichrist now. Rollin for immortality.
Jeff, call me.
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