If you had a time machine what would you do?

if you had a time machine what would you do?

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Ask her to change her last name so my entire life I wasn't asked if I was related to her.

Threaten to turn her in if she doesn't supply me with sweet sweet loli cun. All the while knowing that she'll eventually get caught anyways.

Also fucking use my knowledge of future events to help the axis gain supremacy in the war.

Your mom.

your life must be everlasting suffering, chaim.

She wasn't real, you fucking idiot.

She's "Aleppo Girl"

I'd go back and impregnate my mother so she gives birth to me.
Then I'd keep going back over and over as she keeps giving birth to versions of me that are genetically more similar to her each time.
Eventually I'd be nearly genetically identical to her, and basically like her twin brother.
Then I could finally live out of my lifelong fantasy of fucking my twin sister

Just as god would raise his hand, to make it so, I would put my hand upon his, and put it down gently. " Don't bother."

Every time I got horny I'd use it to go back in the past, rape some bitch and return before anyone catches me. Eventually everyone in the world would start looking like me. Then I'd do a 23 and me test and be declared god of mankind.

wtaf

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>Threaten to turn her in if she doesn't supply me with sweet sweet loli cun. All the while knowing that she'll eventually get caught anyways.

Convince the ancient Greeks that democracy is a really bad idea.

I would learn Apache, take an arsenal back, and unite the Indian tribes. We would then search out and kill all the jews.

give Hillary Clinton a highfive

Go back to Nov 9th 2016 a relive it again

Would anything I do effect the future?

If I could go back in time with no consequences I would just go to any major battle and give the historical loser modern weapons just to laugh

you'd only have to go back once
>cuck adam
>god is not pleased. that is his job.
or
>fuck mary
be literally god

send her back to africa

C'mere you, we need to zap that degeneracy away.

we'd all be ugly

Convince the German High Command to Zerg rush the Russian Empire and stall the Frogs instead of vice-versa.

I do have a time machine, and I already brought her back and made her my gf.

thats the point dum-dum.

fuck anne frank
fuck queen elizabeth
fuck hillary clinton
fuck nena
fuck yoko shimamura

Go back before the creation of mankind and destroy Satan and every fruit that caused our downfall.

real enough to give a good dicking

Kill Rousseau. I don't care if it creates a paradox; kill Rousseau.

>fuck Mary
>cuck the holy spirit

go to bed jeff

Fulfill her fantasies

I knew a girl in middle school that looked just like her.
Damn it, I wish I had scored with her

Wut

Kek'd hard

Satan is a meme, he barely did anything in the whole book

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Go back and make sure genghis finishes the job in the middle east

McFly pls leave

Give the British knowledge of metallurgy and industrialisation to such a stage where they can make artillery so they can use it in the 100 year war and reck the French.

>cucking God himself

Only right answer.

well OP didn't say anything about any potential timesplitting paradoxical nonsense.


IF going back changed the future.. I would wait until a recent mega millions lottery drawing and just go back to that and win. That way not much time is affected and no major changes likely to occur.

Kill Abraham

>stop Yids everywhere from ever being born
>kill the religion of Judaism
>stop non-whites from ever being born
>keep southern Europe white

i think it's hilarious that ctr genuinely tried to win us over to hillary's side by posting pictures of her as a kid, thinking we would vote or support her because they posted retarded loli threads

not realizing the whole time that Sup Forums is disgusted by pedophiles and would like to gut and hang every last one, including ones that might be named clinton

GAS THE KIKES

tell hitler about
>how easy invading france with an armored attack would be
>battle of britain is winnable, but requires 100% dedication, consistency and determination
>how italy is going to be a liability
>how japan will bomb usa
>that to invade ussr, he will need to start from march and produced tons of winter equipment
>give nuclear research guidelines to his scientists
>tell him to maintain a deporting policy in the jewish question

of course i would probably die because chaos effect = i am never born, but hey that's the price of a better world

Get tranny surgery. Can't get testicular cancer without testicles.

Kill Muhammad before he starts preaching.

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Give Hitler the A-Bomb in 1933

This also.

Let's nuke Pangea

heh

Find out the real reason why the europeans who started America were kicked out. If it's what I think, kill the founding fathers and turn the US into an autocracy and declare it law that any juden who steps foot here gets executed.

Even better, travel into the distance future and get some technology that makes practically a super hero. I'd get something that me mind control girls. At first I'd have a bunch of sex, but eventually I'd overthrow the goverment because every woman would obey my every word.

you wouldn't die, you would just create/participate in a new timeline in another dimension; but chance are, you already did that by going back in time in the first place

i would tell him to be more thorough with the jews, to not create camps, and just straight up hand uncle adolf all of the relevant secrets to nuclear weapons

I would let her hide in my attic so I could play in her basement

Kill myself as a child

He knew, bro. He knew...

Share my knowledge of jet engine design with Hitler's party before the war. I'm an engineer for a big company, my knowledge could advance them half a century even with their old materials. No one could stop us and no one could deny me. Memorizing large prts of Einsteins work was part of my first year undergrad. Even though all I did was memorize proofs I would be seen as a great genius. I know how to calculate a schartzschild radius, that was a lifetime of work that followed Einstein's work. Moreover I know about super critical mass and fision power generation and enriching uranium.

My god, I could fill a book with equations the implications of which would make Germany unstopable. This I would certainly do.

just kill yourself now asshole

shouldve just killed them street side

What's the difference?

Go back in time and destroy planet earth before life exists.

With what?

That's aiming low. I'd go fuck Helen of Troy, the woman that the god of beauty was jealous of. Haha greece, gonna launch a thousand ships to the 21st century?

The only real answer is go back and kill Mayer Amschel Bowerburg before he has children.

>leans back
>well HOT DIGGITY DOG Rick
>I didn't think ya had it in ya to cuck god himself!
>I think were gonna get along great!

One is possible

carbon emissions

>checkmate, p38

>false flag the maine as a jewish trick
>checkmate, jews

what would i do with a time machine?

travel through time, see if ancient aliums or atlantis/antedeluvian civilizations were real, take pixx for posterity, come back

maybe rape a queen or a hundred on my way back through time, sabotage china, skin an abo, etc

Are you related to him?

Genocide Anglo-Saxon's

>gets done fucking her tight loli pussy
>goes to the nearest gestapo station immediately afterwards

Warn Nixon about the watergate scandal

And this works how?
I'm too much of a pussy
Also

I guess you could call it an incest ring.

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What the fuck

I would win bets at sporting events

DELET THSIS

ANNE A REAL

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Nice digits.

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marry Audrey Hepburn

So fucking sick.

You forgot to fuck your grand-mother and grand-daughter.

sauce?

save her

I'd take pictures of Leonardo Da Vinci.

Just search for pictures of Anne Frank on google or something, but not too much because there are a couple of family pictures of with her nips out for some reason. Don't ask me, it must be a Jew thing, or a 1930s thing.

Commercial Porn? Doesn't look like it.

youtube.com/watch?v=sAurGIs0lo4

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Save her, then fight the Nazis. And fight the Soviets, too.

I like to believe this

I would go back in time and kill Mohammed

Wheres the new album jeff