What if north korea is paradise and everything we know about the country is just bullshit the goverment has been...

what if north korea is paradise and everything we know about the country is just bullshit the goverment has been feeding us

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Wow... really makes you think...

Whoah, you're blowing my mind, man. What if...we're, like, the bad guys and we don't know it, dude?

from a topography standpoint, it's a gorgeous part of the planet.

Interesting, so all the videos and sat images are fake.
We should start making memes proving that North Korea is paradise and troll everyone. I think kek would approve.

They have legal marijuana...
It's basically SoCal, man.
Stay away.

Watch for yourself and decide whether the west is lying about Best Korea:

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>videos and sat images

from what,your liberal media?.what makes you think those videos and images are accurate

Then watch the live feed from Pyongyang. What could it hurt?

Not paradise at all. People starve, people have intermittent electricity, everyone has to worship the government, etc.

But is it like totalllyfuckingterrible.jpg? No.

Our government lies a little bit about it. It actually has first world infrastructure in SOME places and not everyones life is bad. And people are required to be in the military for 10 years which is bad but that means they have jobs and food. There are SOME advantages to a dictatorship, because everyone knows they have to work for it or die. But obviously that's pretty stupid after awhile unless it's right wing.

Do I like NK??? No. It's a shillary paradise. We almost became NK. Look at our media. It's a replica of theirs. At the end of the day, it's criminals getting super rich while everyone else suffers. The elite don't have to follow any of their own rules as per communism as usual.

North Korea will be the last nation to be mongrolized.

Given it's location as a god-foresaken, virtually unarable, remote hellhole, the official line on what Best Korea is and is not seems perfectly plausible, and the opposite scenario sounds just plain stupid.

Check it out on Google Earth. There's literally nothing there.

>if

Die Another Day 007 is basically the average day in North Korea with all the corruption. The elite get to have lamborghinis while people starve.

Same thing happened in the Soviet Union.

>Any gook country
>paradise

pick one.

>Check it out on Google Earth. There's literally nothing there.
Perhaps they've all evolved into pure energy, and have no need for electricity.

>and everything we know about the country is just bullshit the goverment has been feeding us

it may not a perfect country,you have to admit that im probably right with that point

>no niggers
>no kikes
Sounds like paradise.

Perhaps Google earth is just a propaganda tool of the west. Maybe they sleep at night. Oh no! It couldn't be that.

Fucking idiot.

Squirrel and Hedgehog is the most redpilled show in the world.

>qt American fox lady
>no gommunism mentioned
>flowerhill completely populated by one race
>USA portrayed as wolves
>gooks portrayed as gooks
>furries

How isn't this redpilled

>Trusting (((Google)))

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_famine

it's not. DPRK Fags, BTFO

>people are required to be in the military for 10 years

I don't think that's bad at all. Especially since NK isn't actually sending any of their soldiers out of the country.

I really do think that NK could have became a pretty decent well running country, probably not better than SK, but they would be a decent one similar to Yugoslavia if they weren't so intent on nuking South Korea and everyone else around them. But between shitty Communism and sanctions, that country is always going to struggle. I wonder how long they would last doing what they're doing.

what if a teapot exists in the kuiper belt

you're a goddamned idiot

It seems like it would be fucking awful. It's like every Sup Forums meme irl.

how do you know you can trust google earth?! google filters out things based on countries' requests and on it's own. So what in your addled swede-cuck brain makes you think what's there is "there" on google earth?

My dad's friend has been to North Korea and since he's a doctor his minders (an outsider can't go anywhere without guards from the government) took him to see their families who all looked double their actual age and every basic treatment he advised they take they didn't have access to even in their relatively good position.

He can't tell it's a joke.

>evolved into pure energy

I do think NK isn't as bad as people say but at the end of the day muh freedoms

The US and South Korea constantly violate the Armistice Agreement that said ALL foreign troops would leave the Korean Penisula. There is no peace in Korea, but at least the DPRK doesn't violate the accords.

oh yeah well my dad's friend works at Nintendo and he set up the giant Nintendo alter in NK that will open a portal for Princess Peach to enter our world but she will be giant and we will all enter her vagina and finally be home.

my dad beat up both your dads and made kim jong his bitch

>what if north korea is paradise
anything is now possible...

Kim Jong il absolutely hated that film.

But that would make NK our co-conspirators.

I watched a really good documentary about north korea when I was on the end of an acid trip.

The redpill was almost too much for my mind to absorb. I really think my seething hatred for leftism stems from that night.

Trust me, they lie about a lot of things, but they're not lying about North Korea. People are born, live and die in labour camps. Even the soldiers (besides the ones in parades or propaganda shoots, like those you posted) are in miserable condition.

wtf? those people are skin and bones. they must have been zykloned!

Oh yes. Truest random user, not the evidence of my own senses.

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LOL Murica goes around invading countries, destroying their governments and sending their people into an unending spiral of anarchy and chaos, and somehow BestKorea is a bad country.

It's paradise, it's true. Just look at this guy right here:
youtube.com/watch?v=yd2dCk3N8cE

Go ahead you guys, defect to North Korea, see the good life, just like this guy.

The government will even kidnap a waifu for you so that you don't mix your dirty white genes with pure NK qts.

your just mad nobody cares about your shit country

They obviously learned the lesson from Libya where Quadaffi abandoned his nuclear weapons development policy. All it got him was a knife up the ass.

To be fair, Doina Bumbea was pretty hot. Sad that he has to marry a nigger in his old age though.

well they arent starving. a few years ago they had some celebration and well you font get that many people in uniform marching if they are starving. just the people who took part in the ceremony would be enough for a coup. like a insane number of people fucking marching. you dont see shit like that in america

also if your starving you wouldnt give a shit how clean your clothes are. i have to say they are as clean as 1st worlders. the problem is boomer propaganda about comies and their entire world view relies on them being poor like russia was

and all saddam's nukes got him was hanged in the middle of town

>and all saddam's nukes

Which he didn't have.

>Tinpot Dictator
Wake me when he invades South Korea. Gonna be a loooooooooong nap.

Quadaffi was creating the gold-dinar and a middle eastern alliance to get out from under the thumb of trading his oil for worthless american fiat dollars. we bombed him for trying to be independent and stop the bloodshed and slaughter and slavery of the merciless military beast known as the united states and the UN

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That was proven to be fake.

It is true north Koreans hate Blacks. Cuba has an embassy there and the native Koreans tried to beat the Black Cubans and lynch them multiple times.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cleanest_Race

Ya I mean my post was meant to be a balanced reply about NK. Dictatorships can definitely be successful but communism always have these nigger-like materialistic people in control who think "getting dat money" is better than feeding their people.

I am National Socialist myself, and I totally think that style of dictatorship is largely preferable to America, England, or EU. We don't all need to suffer so that some people can have Aston Martins just for the hell of it. The problem is communism thinks we do lol. It's the exact opposite of what it says.

10 years is a long time m8. But ya, that idea works in Switzerland because there are no wars.

I've been there. it's not.

They look pretty happy to me!

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Well I wasn't saying it was completely bad. It is worse than Australia or the U.S. though.

If you want a cool dictatorship try Belarus or Russia. Probably will be poor though.

I will say this, our media talks bad constantly about dictatorships. BUT look at google maps for image of Belarus, Russia, and even China.

They are building NEW apartments, NEW buildings, REPAINTING and REPAIRING old buildings.

Something is off. Belarus looks like fuckin Switzerland or better in some places. They are definitely lying,

On the other hand America looks like Africa in some places with trailer parks.

Well It's possible. now watch everyone and their brother will say that they've been there.

I don't claim to have been there, but I do think that DPRK TV is the most honest, non-commercial TV on earth. Sure, they have an agenda, but it is not the agenda of banks, Coca Cola, commercial interests, or international or national finance. It is the agenda of the Korean People in their struggle against imperialist aggression.

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And all of Saddams' men
Couldn't put back Saddam together again

>And all of Saddams' men
>Couldn't put back Saddam together again

He was hanged by invaders. So, yes. Dead is dead. Great victory.

Check the ISS streams.

The lack of infrastructure can be seen at night.

find out from them
youtube.com/watch?v=DyqUw0WYwoc

Oh no! They turn off their lights when it gets dark? Those BASTARDS!

The harlot lies!

watch this video it talks about electricity as well as many other things

>They gave us electricity only a few times in a year.

They are too descriptive to be lies user. Very accurate descriptions about things people rarely experience.

So, why do so many defectors, disgusted by the consumerism of the west, go back to the DPRK?

It's not bullshit. I have a job dealing with HUMINT, have to various N.Koreans over the phone and conducted debriefs of four different defectors. If you would like to ask me more questions, feel free, I will answer them as best I can without revealing who I am or disclosing information I shouldn't.

>NAZI GERMANY WAS AWESOME - MILITARY AND FASCISM RULES
>NORTH KOREA SUX

Sup Forums.

*have spoken to

>too descriptive to be lies.

like... you know... the holocaust?

People from my country can go there easily.
Not a paradise since the people are poor but the place is cleaner than any place in US that I visited before.
The roads are very devoid of vehicles for obvious reasons.

It's not. There have been several North Koreans who have actually escaped from Best Korea and the place they describe sounds like a hellish Nanny-state where you could get punished by execution just because of what you think, or say. You even get executed just for watching Western or Worst Korea entertainment.

Best Korea sounds like a microcosm of the type of government that King Nigger & Hillary are trying to lead us toward where they & only they alone are allowed to decide what reality & real news is.

You can see their MANLET guards at he border with SK.

Its pretty clear they aren't living that well.

> It's a shillary paradise. We almost became NK. Look at our media. It's a replica of theirs. At the end of the day, it's criminals getting super rich while everyone else suffers. The elite don't have to follow any of their own rules as per communism as usual.

This. That's exactly what North Korea reminds me of. I even said as such in my previous comment. It's a nanny-state.

No famines in Nazi Germany

were definitely being fed bullshit on north korea

remember when everyone was talking about how kim jung un was 5'3''? turns out that was a bunch of bullshit and hes actually 5'9''.
Why would they lie about that?

Where do you get that idea? I'm willing to wager a few go back to reunite with family but I think they know they're risking their lives.

>pic related
lol k

There is a lot of disinformation surrounding the holocaust. It's much harder to gauge fact from the fiction of it all. You can't deny plenty died though and not only jews.

Saw a documentary of a journalist who went on someone's house where people watched South Korean commercials (which is clandestine ofc).

Several comments were made such as: "look at all the food on her fridge!" and "holy hell she has a car" and "look at her shoes!".

the west is full propaganda-mode about NK, and it really makes me wonder why.

That would require the government to be good at anything.

Yeah, it helps when Russia or Belarus doesn't have any black people. I live in Cleveland and it feels like the entire east side of the town is some shitty tribal African country.

HNNNNNNNNNNNG
dat NK qt

:3

maybe thats just a fake tv station actually made by the west?

Those just look like regular Asians.

so they're /ourguys/?